"Tenchi!" Ryoko and Ayeka yelled.
"I am not fat, you over-grown lump!"
"Hey, who are you calling a lump, hippopotamus butt?"
"You!"
Tenchi sighed. There they went again, fighting like usual. He hoped they didn't blow anything up this time.
"Girls, stop it! You're both very pretty!" Oops. Tenchi winced.
"We are?" They said in unison.
"Why, Tenchi, I don't know what to say!"
"Hey, he was talking to ME, you prissy princess!"
"He said 'Ayeka,' didn't you, Tenchi?"
"Did not!"
"Did too!" BOOM!
Drat! There went the TV. No more watching 'Ranma ½', or 'Dragonball Z'. Damn.
"I didn't do it!"
"Yes you did! It's YOUR fault. As usual."
"NOT!"
"TOO!"
I'm going now…Tenchi thought. Good riddance. He walked out of the room, shaking his head. Those two were more trouble than they were worth!
I'll visit Washu and Kirra! Tenchi decided. They were at least semi-normal.
Kirra had been trying out her new 'powers' a lot lately. So far, she knew she could fly, shoot energy blasts, teleports, and, as she had almost done when she got her power, kill people with her full energy.
Tenchi walked through Washu's door, and the little bell above it rang like he was entering a shop.
"Hey Washu. Where's Kirra?"
"What? Huh, oh, just a second, Tenchi. This is important. There…done. Now, what was it you wanted?"
"Oh, I was just wondering where Kirra is."
"You mean she's not here…? Sorry, I didn't notice. I've been kind of busy today. Did you check up in her room? She could be sick."
"Right, sure. Bye, Washu!"
"Bye, Tenchi."
Tenchi walked out of the door, and up to his room. He was about to open the door when he heard a strange voice talking.
"So nice to see you awake again, Kirra. Why did you faint at the sight of me, hm? How are you doing?" Apparently her reply was funny (Tenchi only heard muffled sounds), because the strange voice laughed. "Good see you're doing so well. Having a nice time on Earth? (Muffle muffle) What's that? (muffle muffle) Oh, you say you want to come with me? Great. Then I won't have to go through the messy process of tying you up. (muffle) Oh, that's right, I already have. Well, then that's all right. Lets go, come on, Kirra."
Tenchi realized abruptly what was happening. Kirra's being kidnapped! He burst through the door, yelling.
"Now, wait a minute, you can't kidnap her!"
A cloaked figure was holding a furious Kirra. She glared over the gag that covered her nose and mouth. "I'm sorry, but you see, I have to. She has…information that is important."
"Let her go!"
"I'm afraid not…" The figure began to flicker, with lines running though it like a bad television picture. "I can't."
"LET ME GO YOU FUCKED-UP FREAK OF NATURE!" Kirra yelled. While Tenchi and the strange man were talking, she had somehow managed to work off the gag.
"TENCHI…TELL WASHU TO FIND GENERAL KASSAGO'S SHIP—ITS HIM—THE DARK MASTER!! HURRY!!" Kirra returned to yelling at her capturer as he and her faded out of sight. At her last words, he grimaced in anger.
"GOD DAMMIT, LET ME GO!! YOU SON OF A BITCH, BASTARD… idiot…" The words faded out as Kirra, and the, Tenchi supposed, the 'Dark Master', disappeared.