[Saitou's Angel's Disc 2]
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING HERE!!! NOT THE RK CHARACTERS! NOT EVEN THE WHOLE SAITOU'S ANGELS CONCEPT! Demo, the story is slightly mine... it was inspired by the series, Charlie's Angels.
[Saitou's Angel's 2.1]
Megumi: That smell.. it's so familiar to me... It's sulfur!
[When it came to megumi's being, she ran quickly away from the temple and towards the open field... just then, a carrier pigeon flies by and drops her a note]
message: go to the dojo quick! -Kaoru
[Megumi hurriedly leaves the temple]
[in the meantime... In Soujiro's humble abode...]
Soujirou: I was wondering when can I ever meet another girl like you. [smile]
Misao: ehehehe... there are a lot of charming girls out there.
Soujirou: But there's not one like you [smiles].
[Soujirou leans over Misao and brushes his lips towards hers... *Aoshi from Backstage: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [shura eyes started to appear]
Misao: [blushes] ehehe... sou-chan...
Soujirou: I'll make you forget the other guy... I'll prove to you I'm better than him.
[Soujirou again leans on Misao and this time kisses her... From the backstage of the set, the crew people could hear two sword blades being drawn from the sheath Aoshi: *fwing*(draws kodachi 1) *fwing* (draws kodachi 2)]
[Back on the set, it seems that Misao cannot get enough of Soujirou who was just torridly kissin her on the lips. She tries to pull him away from her...]
Misao:.... sou... jiro.... stop... stop... stop...
Voice: Maa maa, Sou-chan! I thought we agreed that we get to kill the angels first before we proceed with our love life.
[Misao sits upright... From the corner of the room, Kamatari enters the living room in her tight leather ensemble.]
Misao: [gasps] H.... how?? How... how come you have larger breasts than I do!?!
Kamatari: [wicked smile] that's breasts enhancers darling... given only to the hottest fe-males in town. [Kamtari sticks out her tongue, and gives her finger a good lick =P]
Misao: What the... Soujirou... what's going on??
Kamatari: Sou-kun... you really got her by the arm didn't you?
Soujirou: I tried, but she kept on saying Aoshi-sama... maa maa, I guess I have to learn Shishio-san's way of getting around with women. [smiles]
Kamatari: Oh Shishio-san has a way with women... and men too [Kamatari gets lovey eyed when she remember Shishio]
Misao: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!
Kamatari: Oh and I even thought that women are highly instictive... I can't believe you didn't see this coming.
Soujirou: She's not as good as you Kamatari! [smiles]
Kamtari: Oh but of course not, I'm a man, and she... she's a woman... You're practically trapped in a crazy little scheme, angels.. a very big scheme... and you've played a big part in our little plan, and we thank you... but... your mission is already over.
Misao: So... you... you used us! You used us in everything!! You just drove us away from your real motive! You wanted to control the Komagata Petroleum COmpany, and you used us to achieve it!
Soujirou:[smiles] maa maa, it's not that diabolical as you think...
Kamatari: It's far diabolical than that. You see, we could've done this by ourselves, really. I mean, c'mon, you're dealing here with the Juppon Gatanna! We're like Shishio's army of assasins and killers!! We're not that stupid. We just... don't want to get our hands dirty. instead, we want to get Saitou's hands dirty!
Misao: [gasps] Saitou? What does Saitou have to do with this!!
kamatari: What does HE have to do with this? EVERYTHING!!! You have no slight idea what your Saitou has done to us, the Juppon Gattana!! Well let me tell you weasel girl...
Misao:[now turns into her weasel battle mode] WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?!
Kamatari: Oh you heard me right. Stop over reacting.
[misao grabs her sets of Kunai and started darting Kamatari some, of course Soujirou restrains her.]
Kamatari: Your ahou for a leader, SAitou Hajime used to be the third captian of the Shinsen Gumi. After the fall of the Tokugawa, he worked for the governement as a spy, and now as your boss... But more to that... Your Saitou was involved in something which i cannot forgive. he killed the only man I ever loved in my whole life.
Misao:[moment of shock and disgust as she imagines who may have kamatari loved] Man... you ever loved??
Kamatari: Saitou was involved in the operation to assasinate my boss, Shishio Makoto. I wasn't in Kyoto so I didn't know what truly happened, but Soujirou here reckons about Saitou going with two other losers inside the Shishio's Compound in Mt. Hiei. The next thing we know, Shishio-sama died...
[Kamatari sniffs and sobs, Soujirou hands her his handkerchief as she tries to blow her sorrows away]
Misao: Demo... What does Houji Sadojima have to do with this?
Kamatari: He was blocking our way to succeed. He was too obsessed in plotting for the perfect way to topple the governement. What the juppon Gatanna wanted was to kill Saitou, the man responsible for Shishio-sama's death! But no... Houji wants a second Kuni Tori, he wanted to retain the glory that is shishio-san's. We wanted vengeance! We cannot just agree with him, so we thought of this plan to get rid of him and to get to Saitou.
Misao: So that's where we came in! So that he'll never figure out it was you guys who were behind it all!!
kamatari: For once, you used your brain.
[Soujirou and Misao sweatdropped...]
Misao: Demo... in the end, you still don't know where to find Saitou!! Therefore, you'll never get to kill him!
Kamatari: That's where you're wrong baby!
[Kamatari pulls out the key that Misao had just stolen from Houji's compund]
Misao:[gasps] That's supposed to be with Okina...
Kamatari: Oh let's just say I got him under my skin!
Misao: Why that perv! He'll do anything for anything that has breasts!
Kamatari: Let's just say I've got my kamatari charm working... This is the key to the room contains all the information that we'll ever need to get to Saitou. Because Houji was such a Shishio freak, he kept all the gathered information he obtained regarding Shishio's enemies! One of those enemies was Saitou Hajime. Houji knew where Saitou is and what Saitou did for a living... Demo, he kept it away from the Juppon Gattana because he felt we lost our sense when we said we wanted to kill Saitou. So now, since, you've given us the access to these files... I guess we have no purpose for angels like you. Soujiro! Show me the stuff you saw at those RK reruns.
Soujirou: Hai. [smiles at Misao] The strong survive and the weak must die. [smiles again]
[TAKE THIS IN SUPER... SUPER... SUPER SLOW MOTION with the angles changing from one perspective to another...Soujirou throws a small kodachi at Misao.... Misao (waving her arms to balance) evades the first kodachi, but then she didn't see the second kodachi which was sooo strong that it broke the wooden panel of the wall, thus Misao loses balances and then falls through the wall opening.]
Kamatari: oh well... ja ne.
Soujirou: Ne, Kamatari-chan. She was kinda cute.
Kamatari: SOUJIROU!? You fell in love with that flat-chested girl!! Maa, if I lent her breast enhancers, she'd still be stark flat.
[Soujirou sweatdrops]
[then the broomy haired man enters the room, a buit shocked by what had happened at the room]
Broomy: Hey soujirou, did you use your Shukuchi again?
Soujirou: Hahaha! No Chou... I can't do that. You think I'd still be alive if I did my Shukuchi at the second floor of this tower? HAHAHA! you're being funny Chou!
Kamatari: So Chou, you got rid of that weirdo for a boss.
Chou: Yup, gave hime a blood bath. [Chou snickers as all of them left the room]
[Saitou's Angel's 2.25]
[Meanwhile... in the Kamiya Dojo]
[Megumi opens the door panel of the Dojo]
Megumi: Kaoru! Daijobu!? [Are you okay?!]
[Kaoru comes out of the hallway carrying her perpetrator/s]
Megumi: @.@ Your...
Kaoru: Yes.
Megumi: Even him!!?
Kaoru: [annoyed] Yes! Even him!
[Megumi rushes to Kenshin and tries to mend his dear bruises...]
Megumi: Poor Ken-san, what did Kaoru do to you?! C'mon, megumi will avenge for you...
Kenshin. @.@ [really badly beaten to death] Ororoooo...
[Megumi gave Kenshin little kisses to his bruises.]
Yahiko: I wouldn't do that in front of kaoru, Megumi.
Megumi: Oh, I'm just comforting ken-san's bruises.
Kaoru: [Now in raccoon battle mode!] YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY KENSHIN OR I'LL CHOP YOU TIL YOU'RE MINCED MEAT!!! [breathes heavily... eyes all red.]
Megumi: Ohohoho! Ohohoho! Ohohoho! Let's see if you can!
Kaoru: STOP TEASING! WE HAVE SERIOUS MATTERS TO TALK ABOUT!? This guy here was sent by Kamatari to kill me. He strangled me with this towel while I was at the ofuro.
MegumI: And where did Ken-san come in?
Kaoru: he Hiten Mitsuruugid his way into the ofuro.
Megumi: That's because you screamed.
Kaoru: Well, what'd you expect? I'm a girl!!
megumi: if you hadn't screamed, he wouldnt've gone there in the first place.
Kaoru: BUT I WAS NAKED IN THE OFURO!!!
megumi: My poor Kenshin [draws Kenshin's face near her breasts] My poor Kenshin got beaten up by kaoru...
Kaoru; STOP FLIRTING WITH KENSHIN!!
megumi: I'm not [hugs Kenshin closer to her.]
Kaoru: [fumes!] MEGUMI!!!
Yahiko: [interjects] if the two of you keep on going like that, you'll never figure out what's going on. The two of you will just end up fighting and fighting... It's all nonsense! so you better straighten your acts and start to do some serious tak.
[Yahiko cuts em off and leaves the dojo. The two girls were left... astounded]
Megumi: Such a smart kid.
Kaoru: Yeah.
[Meanwhile... Outside a tower... Aoshi walks with his trusty leather coat.]
[At the same time, at the same tower... there's kodachi on the floor, seems to be holding onto a piece of cloth... following it down... A Shivering Misao can be seen holding tightly to the cloth]
Misao: [shiver shiver] If only I could climb up! If I had worn my leather jumpsuit, i wouldn't face this problem.. but NO!! Baka me wore this kimono! Now look... [shiver shiver] I'm shivering outside this place, and this kimono completely ripped itself!!
[The edge of the kimono was the piece of cloth kodachi held onto. The more Misao moved the more the cloth tore through the blade]
Misao: Darn [a cold breeze came.. misao freezes in mid-air... then the worst happened...]
misao: AAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!! TASUKETTE!!!!!
[Then... still in the same area, Aoshi hears that screeching scream from above high... He looks up and sees the falling body.. he jumps up and up.. think the Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon Forest Scene!! (I REALLY LOVE CROUCHING TIGER AND HIDDEN DRAGON!! PLEASE WATCH IT WHEN YOU COULD!!) He goes up like those kung fu booboo stuff... then just on time, seeing the bare Misao, he takes off his coat. He the leaps towards Misao and catches her in his arms, then wrapped his trusty trenchcoat around her... Then Aoshi falls down gracefully to the ground with the wind blowing his coat... his hair... The people behind the cameras (Perhaps the whole AMML list too) can't help but say "Aoshi wa KAKKOI!!!")]
[Aoshi then walks, carrying the semi-frozen Misao.]
[After somewhile, at the Kamiya Dojo...]
Kenshin: Orororooooo... @_@
Megumi: Now... If we can only put two and two together...
kaoru: [weeping at kenshin] kenshin... at the ofuro a while ago... did you see... you know...
Kenshin: Kaoru-dono! Shessha didn't bother to look at you! I'm not-
Kaoru: YOU DIDN'T BOTHER TO LOOK AT ME!? [teary eyed] I DIDN'T LOOK INTERESTING TO YOU!?!
Kenshin: Anou... Kaoru-dono... ^_^;; [sweatdrops]
Yahiko: I wouldn't bother why Kenshin didn't look at you. I mean c'mon, who would look at such an ugly face!
Kenshin: Yahiko!?! i told... Kaoru-dono!!!
[Kaoru turns into raccoon battle mode and gave Yahiko the "I will crush your bones til they are pulverised" punch.]
[From outside, there was a carnival going on. A big explosion was heard, and they saw a young boy, with spiky hair, holding a shinai flying up in the air. The crowd clapped at the amazing display of courage and acrobatics by the young boy. the carnival ring leader wondered what it was for, but hell.. they clapped anyway so he smiled...]
[Back to the Dojo]
Kaoru: [weeping to Kenshin] Kenshin... Do you think my face is that ugly??
Kenshin: Oro! Kaoru-dono... [Kaoru wept harder]
Megumi: Such a crybaby...
[Then... the dojo's door opened. Kenshin's eyes turned battousai, til he saw it was just Aoshi carrying Misao in his arms.]
Megumi: Kaoru! It's Misao!
[Kaoru stops weeping and looks at Misao who was being carried by Aoshi.]
Kaoru: What happened? Aoshi, what happened to Misao?
megumi: [seeing Misao's bare shoulder under Aoshi's trenchcoat] Oh my! Kaoru! Misao-chan's... she's finally a woman... she's... [Megumi looks into Aoshi's eyes...]
[Kaoru's shocked by what she has concluded to her head... then runs to Kenshin!]
Kaoru: KENSHIN!!!!!! [shakes Kenshin rapidly]
Kenshin: OROROROROROROROROROROROROOOOOO!! @.@
Aoshi: [sweatdrop] Chigau [not true]. Nothing happened like that to Misao. I saw her like this falling down from the sky.
Kaoru: [all starry-eyed and lovey-dovey] and she fell into your arms? kawaii!
Aoshi: [sweatdrop] No. I caught her in mid-air.
[Kaoru and Megumi tried to imagine how it was... and reckons the scene...]
K&M: AOSHI WA KAKKOI!!
[Aoshi then tries to get Misao down on the floor, but Misao just seems to hold on to him so tightly...]
Aoshi: Sorry for interrupting your house at such an untimely hour, but this was the closest place I could get to. Misao's very cold and [Aoshi places his hand in Misao's chest, just where her heart is, and just right above you know...] and she seems to be losing her pulse.
[Girls & Kenshin were in shock to see Aoshi touch Misao at that area]
Megumi: Oh my... for him to touch Misao like that... it means... they've gone... beyond...
kaoru: *thought* My... Misao's such a lucky girl! Unlike me.. with Kenshin! All he ever does was peep at me at the ofuro!! [teary eyed]
Aoshi: megumi, I need your help...
[Megumi nods. Kaoru leads everyone to her room. She then lays a futon on the floor.]
Kaoru: Kenshin! Stay outside! Don't try peeping through the door!
Kenshin: Oro! @.@
[Aoshi then lays Misao on the futon, Megumi then almost immediatly covers Misao's front in warm towels. Kaoru then wipes some warm water to Misao's body...]
Megumi: Aoshi-kun, try blowing some air into Misao's mouth so she'd start breathing. We'll giver her CPR.
[Aoshi nods and they started giving Misao some CPR]
[Kaoru continues to warm misao with a hot towel, but cannot avoid the concern Aoshi had for Misao... Waaaaiiii! As Megumi managed to get Misao a stable pulse, she continued to warm Misao. Aoshi sat beside Misao, holding her hand.]
Megumi: Aoshi... she'll be fine. Just wait outside, and she'll be better...
[Aoshi nods and gave Misao's hand a final squeeze... he then stands up and walks away]
Megumi: [sarcastically] Alright Misao... you can open your eyes now...
Misao: [hurriedly sitting upright... whispering excitedly] DID YOU SEE THAT!? [big grin on her face] He touched me here [points to her chest] to check my pulse!!! WAAAAAHHH!!! And waaah... he placed his lips on mine and gave me CPR!!!! WAAAAIII! [blushing to death!]
Kaoru: [annoyed] spill us the details...
Misao: [excitingly] WAAAAHH! AND HE HELD MY HAND SO TIGHT WHILE YOU WERE TRYING TO WARM MY BODY!! WAI!! And when I was falling down from Soujirou's apartment, and then it was freezing cold and the only thing I held onto was the ripped part of my Kimono. when my kimono was all torn, i fell! And then I felt the warmest hands catch me! WAAAAAHHH!!! SUGOI! I tried to figure who it was, but when i saw his blue eyes... I've never felt so better. so I wrapped my arms around his neck, then he wrapped me with his coat.. which smells so much like him!!! WAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! And did I tell you the part when he always brushed my hair off my face, and how fast he ran to get here! he ran all the way from Kyoto to here!
Kaoru: [gasp!] no kidding!
Misao: I was exaggerating Kaoru. -_-;; Nonetheless... Kyaa.. Aoshi-sama... [she then wraps Aoshi's leather jacket around her]
Megumi: Quit it Misao... It won't be long, til I could splash you with cold water.
[misao just happily wraps herself in Aoshi's trenchcoat... with starry eyes and hearts all over her face.]
Kaoru: Alright, enough Misao... we gave you enough Aoshi freebies today. What happened to you?
Misao: I'll tell you in a while... Can I just stay in Aoshi's coat for a little longer? It's true that I was freezing to death in mid-air. [snuggles in Aoshi's coat]
Megumi: yare-yare... we'll give you ten minutes... then you dress up and we'll talk to you outside.
[Outside the room... a rooster head-like shadow can be seen through the screen door]
Sano: Oi Kenshi- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!?! WHY ARE YOU IN BANDAGES?!
Kenshin: [smiling sheepishly] Sano... you see kaoru-dono...
Sano:[with a wicked smile] Oh, you caught her in the ofuro again, eh? Atta boy Kenshin! That's the way it should go! You've got to be aggressive...
Kenshin: Oro!? @.@
Aoshi:[slight sweatdrop] what happened Battousai?
Kenshin: Shessha was blowing the fire for Kaoru's bath, then I heard her scream in the bath.
Sano: So you Hiten Mitsuruugid your way through.
Aoshi: I presume you used Ryu Mei Sen for the attack. it is of course your only short range attack that has indeed an intense blow, thus causing that conspicuous male to be left almost breathless.
Kenshin: Hai. Then of course, kaoru-dono was inside the ofuro.
Sano: And she kamiya kasshin ryuud you out of the ofuro.
Kenshin: Hai.
Aoshi: Her technique seems to be most effective on Battousai. Not even my Kaiten kenbu Rokuren could cause you much damage.
Kenshin: [sweatdrop] you got that right...
Aoshi: So where does this guy comes in? [points to the other guy kenshin beat up]
Kenshin: i don't know. but when Kaoru-dono was talking to him, he said he was sent by Kamatari.
Aoshi: Kamatari?! That name...
Sano: Hey, have you guys seen this? [hands Kenshin and Aoshi the nightly shinbun.]
Kenshin: Houji Sadojima was found dead in his room...
Sano: Yup. No evidences... only believed to be organized by a man named Saitou.
Kenshin: Saitou? Could it be...
Sano: Yup, they said it was that arrogant Saitou behind this. Justice his stupid ass, but you know, he's getting quite far with this justice system of his.
Aoshi: battousai, have you noticed anything with Kaoru lately?
kenshin: hai... she always says she's to go to the agency.
Aoshi: Same thing with Misao.
Kenshin: Could it be that the Saitou they work for is actually...
sano: No way! Kaoru working for that creep!?
Kenshin: Sano... Kaoru thought that it might just be a different Saitou she's working for...
Aoshi: Chotto [wait]... kamatari... Houji... these were members of the Juppon Gattana. Tonight, I saw Misao hanging at the second floor of the building where the Tenken resides.
Sano: Misao's in SOujirou's house!?!
Aoshi: Aa. [with matching shura eyes]
Kenshin: It might just be that the Juppon Gattana is after Saitou and the girls!
[Megumi listens in from the hallway...]
Megumi: How come they figured it out before we did!?!
Kaoru: That's because all you ever did was flirt with kenshin.
Misao: [still in Aoshi's leather coat] Aoshi-sama... [heart! heart!]
Sano: We've got to catch those freaks right away!! [Sano punches the wooden panel which pulverises in a millisecond]
Kenshin: Oro!? Sano, i told you not to use your futae no Kiwami in the dojo... [sweatdrop]
sano: Sorry Kenshin.
Kenshin: We have to split and find each one of them respectively. We need to leave now...
Aoshi: Demo... Himura...
Kenshin: What is it Aoshi...
[From the hallway... Megumi points to the hall]
megumi: AACCCKKK!! Not now...
K&M: What?! What?!
[From the looks of it, Kenshin had a look of concern at Aoshi...]
Megumi: Oh! It's just like that thing in the Doujinshi I read!!! Oh please no! Not now!
K What's happening!?! [heavily worried]
Megumi: You see, in that Doujinshi... Aoshi called kenshin "Himura" and not Battousai, and then Kenshin suddenly looked rosy eyed, and the scene was so much like this. Aoshi sitting on the floor... Kenshin about to leave.. .then Aoshi calls him by Himura... the next thing you know...
K&M: DAME!!! DAME!!! DAME!!!
[back to the hall]
Kenshin: What is it that's bothering you Shinomori?
K&M: [from the side] CHIGAU!! CHIGAU!! CHIGAU!! THIS IS NO SHOUNEN-AI!
Aoshi: It just came to my being, that the girls are pretty much responsible for this.
Kenshin and Sano: !?!
Aoshi: Misao would often tell me about how much fun she has in this new job that she had for Saitou. I never heard her that happy, that's why I cannot help but not to interfere with what they're doing...
Kenshin: demo... aoshi... you almost lost her a while ago... Can you afford to lose her again? I can't afford to lose Kaoru or Megumi.
sano: Megumi's in this?! [Kenshin nods] Wow! She's like spy!? [Kenshin nods] That's such a turn-on... [snicker]
Aoshi: I understand Battousai. I know the feeling of losing people. But take it this way, it has always been us who are in the frontline. Now that Saitou has given them the turn to be in the frontline... I guess... the best we could do is be there for them. We have to trust them that they can take care of themselves in this new job of theirs. We just have to make them feel that if anything goes wrong, we'll be there for them... So for me, I won't join you in your hunt for the Juppon Gattana. They're in charge now. And I know they could defeat them.
Sano:[taking stage] He's right Kenshin. it's the girls turn now. We can't be the heroes of this anime forever! besides if anything goes wrong, we'll come right in and save their day!
kenshin: [laughs] Guess I've been playing hero for such a long time... I feel rather uneasy about this, but I do trust the girls... alright then... i guess I'll leave this one to the girls.
[In the meantime... at the hallway of the Kamiya Dojo]
Megumi:[weeping] aren't they the sweetest thing on earth?
Misao: [weeping, holding onto Aoshi's jacket tightly] Aoshi-sama...
Kaoru: [smiling wth slight tears in her eyes] Arigatou, Kenshin. [Thanks, Kenshin]
[Kaoru shifts from her sweet face to her Saitou's Angel's face]
Kaoru: Alright angels, let's not disappoint the boys. Let's get those Juppon Gattana and give them a good kicking.
Misao: Ne, minna! Listen, this whole thing we're in... it's a frame-up.
K&M: What?!
Misao: Yes... let me tell you [Misao then explains the details of what happened inside the house of Soujirou]
Kaoru: Oh my! We've got to get to Saitou then!
Misao: The boys seems to know where Saitou is... you think we should ask them?
Megumi: Oh c'mon, they haven't seen or met Saitou in ages! I really doubt they'd know where to find him.
Kaoru: Then I guess we'd have to get to Okina?
megumi: But maybe Okina's dead.
Misao: Nope. Okina's not dead. I bet they're gona use him to snatch Saitou or something...
Megumi: so Okina's with them.
Misao: (nods) we've got to get to Okina so he could tell us where we could find Saitou... then we save Saitou.
K&M: Hai!
[Meanwhile... in a ryokan somewhere south of Tokyo... Okina is trapped inside an isolation room... inside his room was a bed, which seems to have been given the tonfan treatment out of Okina's frustration...]
Okina: [singing]Nobody knows the trouble I've seen... [looks out the window and sees a robin] Oh well, Hello there my good friend. How's the weather out there?
[The bird starts chirping at Okina]
Okina: Hey buddy.. can you do me a favor (grabs what's left of the 2x2 paper he had from the party)Can you send this to the angels?
Burd: [chirp! chirp! chirp!]
Okina: good [Okina then ties a note to the bird] Now fly to my angels!
[Back at the dojo...]
Misao: There are places where Okina might be led. Over here, is the new mansion that Houji sadojima bought.
Kaoru: But I doubt he'd be there if Houji has just been murdered.
Megumi: What about this place Misao?
Misao: That's where soujirou lives. Thats where I fell down awhile ago.
Megumi: Wait, Aoshi says he saw you fall down naked... Oh! You mean, Soujirou got to you first and not Aoshi!
Misao: CHIGAU!!! Soujirou threw kodachis at me, and I fell down the wall. Luckily, the end of my kimono got caught in the kodachi so my life was semi-spared until the kimono started to get torn and torn until I was stark naked in mid-air, trying to save my life! Then of course Aoshi-sama came [hearts! hearts!]
Megumi: Hmm... there seems to be no place where they could be.
[Just then, they heard a chirping sound by the window.]
Kaoru: That's odd. There's a robin here. It's pretty cold for it to be here.
[Megumi lures the bird in her hand and notices the message]
megumi: Maybe its not supposed to be here, but rather, he was sent here... by okina.
[Girls agreed as they read Okina's message]
Message: HELP!!! HELP! I'M STUCK IN ROOM AND I CAN'T SEE THE OUTSIDE! ALL I COULD SEE IS STEAMING AIR!! HELP!!! -Okina
Misao: Well, that's a stress call.
Kaoru: We've got to think of hints... hints... Chotto! Steaming air! he must be near the hot springs!
megumi: If they started killing us around two hours ago, it means that they're not that far from us.
Misao: Not unless they took a train.
kaoru: No! The train station stopped its rounds three hours ago. It's much too late for the train to leave.
Megumi: No! There is a train that could leave two hours from now. And that's a train to Hakone!
Kaoru: Which explains the steaming air!! That's a famous hot spring!
Misao: Yatta! Let's go save Okina, then Saitou!!
[Girls then hurriedly changes into their leather jumpsuits...]
Kaoru: Oh! We can't go out with the guys seeing us like these!
Misao: let's wear kimonos over it.
[Girls nodded in agreement.]
[The girls wore their kimonos, then walked out of the hallway then to the hall where Sano seems to be in a game of checkers with Aoshi and Kenshin was cleaning his blade. As Misao stepped into the hallway, Aoshi looked her way.]
Aoshi: Misao, daijobu?
Misao: Un! [smiles to Aoshi]
Megumi: We've got to go for a while guys... just over at Tae's okay?
[The girls walked out of the dojo]
Sano: Man, so much for spies. Did you see the leather jumpsuits they were wearing under their kimonos? It looked good on them.
[Just then Misao comes back to the dojo, carrying Aoshi's leather trenchcoat. She hands it to Aoshi. She leaves, then goes back in and gives Aoshi a pretty nice kiss on the lips.]
Kenshin and Sano: @.@
Misao: Arigatou, Aoshi-sama.
[misao walks out and waves bye to Aoshi.]
sano: How come you get a kiss and I don't! I mean Megumi's my most loved doctor! Oi kenshin! Why are you mending your sword there! You should scold kaoru for not giving you a kiss like Misao did! If kaoru loves you, she's got to show it!
Kenshin:[rubbing oil to his sword] @.@ oro...
Aoshi: [semi-smile]...
[Meanwhile, the girls rampaged the streets south of Tokyo with their brand-new BMX bike! (Due to the inexistence of Ferraris and Benz, the movie had to improvise with bicycle which were pretty much of use during Meiji Tokyo)]
Megumi: [biking fast] alright! We've got to get to Hakone by dawn. We'll take a rest, and we'll get through the hot springs!
Misao: OH! It just hit me!
K&M: What?
Misao: When I was with Himura in the Shingetsu village, Shishio used that place only for its hot springs! Now my analogy is that he may just own a hot spring in Hakone, just like he did in shingetsu!
kaoru: Good thinking Misao! We'll just have to find that Hot Spring your talking about! Now, let's bike faster!
[Scene fades and scene begins as the sun goes up...]
Megumi: [voiceover] Shishio found it very therapeutic to go to hot springs... There is one hot spring here which is said to be miraculous. Not greatly, but it does have very suprising effects on those who bathe in them.
[Three geishas walk in the hallway, carrying a bucket filled with aromas, and shampoos and soaps. As they walked down the hallway, they saw a a tall man, with two folds of his bangs swaying over his face, smoking a cigarette in the compound.]
Geisha1: Anou, sumimasen sempai, demo, you can't smoke a cigarette inside the compound.
[The man motions and drops his cigarette at the nearest bin. man turns to the corner room and the girls heard.]
Wife: Ara! Aku Soku Zan yourself! I thought you're gonna write some sweet love letter for our wedding anniversary, and all you could ever say to the letter is AKU SOKU ZAN!?!
Man: Tokio... Those are the best words that describes life! Besides, I brought you to Hakone...
[The wife locked the man out of the room...]
[Geishas ignore the conversation they had just heard and walks down the hallway]
Geisha2: Alright. let's split into groups. I'll go find Okina. The two of you try to get the whereabouts of the Juppon Gattana...
Geisha1&3: Hai!
[Geishas separated into groups. Smoking man approaches Geisha3.]
Smoking Man: Excuse me, but is there a way to get the keys to the room. [smiles] My wife locked me out.
Geisha3: Oh, you just go down to the lobby and get your keys from the inkeeper.
Smoking man: Thank you.
[Smoking man walks down the hallway... Geisha3 feels she has seen befopre.. but hell she goes back t work...]
[Meanwhile... in a hot spring]
Kamatari: enjoying yourself?
Okina:...
Kamatari: it would be a while before you meet him. You have to give him his gift you know.
[Kamatari laughs!]
[Just then, a geisha enters the scene]
Geisha: Konnichiwa sempai, do you wish a back rub?
[Kamatari turns around]
Kamatari: Who the hell do you think you are?! I asked a MAN to be here! I asked that cute bell boy to give me a back rub!
Geisha: sumimasen... The old man sent for me.
Kamatari: You asked for her?
Okina: Yes... I've been here often and I always get her to rub my back... If you don't mind.
Kamatari: Oh well... suit yourself. i'll let you off easy... as long as you get that darn Saitou where I want him!
Okina: hai.. hai... [sweatdrops]
Geisha:[in english] don't wory Okina, the angels are here to save you.
[Okina's eyes widens in delight!]
Okina: [in English] Great! Angels... Your boss is in danger. Later at 5:00, I'm supposed to meet him in room 5 wing C in this ryokan. First I want you to get his wife away from danger.
Geisha: Wife? he's married?
Okina: [sweatdrop] yes. In the room, while I talk to him about the business, the boy who was kidnapped will be assasinating him. So you better find that boy. Broomy haired man will be in charge of killing the wife.
Geisha: And this homo? [pointing to kamatari]
Okina: I'll take care of her. Now go to the other an-
Kamatari: [in Japanese] Why are you talking to her in another language? Are you exchanging confidential information that i don't know?
Okina: Oh! I'm sorry, i was being impolite! I'm impressing my little geisha here of what the old man knows about loving women.
[Geisha hits him in the head, and walks away]
Kamatari: [sweatdrop] Maybe your method of loving women isn't impressive enough... You better get some hints on Shishio-sama... he got himself a hell of woman... and a man [laughs diabollically!]
[Okina sweatdrops in the hot spring]
[Meanwhile...]
Soujirou: Chotto ne!
Geisha: I am not the girl you're saying I am!
Soujiro: Demo...
[The geisha shakes Soujirou's hands of hers and runs away from him!]
Soujirou: Matte!!
[Chou then comes out of the room...]
Chou: Who was that? having a problem with girls?
Soujirou: Uhmm... so-so. Just for a while. I just need to talk to someone.
Chou:[smirks] Go ahead boy. Follow that babe. use your shukuchi if you have too!
[Soujirou smiles and walks down the hallway]
TBC