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[Saitou's Angel's Disc 3]
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T ANYTHING HERE... well the story... but the RK characters and the Charlie's angels concept is not mine!!
Warning: Due to some dialogues, parental guidance is advised...
And for those who think that my hentai brain is working again... sorry to disappoint you but no lemons here!! Just some lime zest... citrusy content... ^_^
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Soujirou: chotto ne!!
[Soujirou follows the geisha down the hallway...]
Geisha: Darn! he found me!
Geisha1: Misao-chan! Come here!
[Geisha1 pulls Geisha3 into a room]
Geisha3: kaoru! he found me!
Geisha1: who? Who found you?
Geisha3: Soujirou!
Geisha1: Good!
Geihsa3: GOOD?! Don't you understand I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM!! HE ALMOST RAPED ME!
Geisha1: If it were Aoshi who made advancements like that, would you consider it rape?
Geisha3: no.
[Geisha1 then explains to Geisha3 the complications and the things that Okina told her...]
Geisha1: Now, you try to keep Soujirou close to you. Keep preoccupied. use your makimachi charm!
Geisha3: [in tears] But Aoshi-sama...
Geisha1: Stop thinking about Aoshi now! We have to save Saitou!
Geisha3: yare-yare... I'll just keep him company... but nothing more!
Geisha1: If he needs more! Then try to give more than what you can give!
Geisha3: You're too cruel Kaoru!!
geisha: ja! I have to go and find Megumi.
[Geisha1 leaves Geisha3... Geisha3 then fixes herself and goes back to the hallway]
Soujirou: There you are!
[Soujirou runs towards her]
Soujirou: can I just talk to you for a short while, please, Misao-chan?
Misao: What for [annoyed]
Sojirou: [smiles] Because I have to tell you something...
[Misao walks away]
Misao: I don't trust you.
[Soujirou then shifts his look, and started to look serious...]
Soujirou: please, i beg you Misao... i need to talk to you... i must apologize.
[Misao gets surprised... turns around and saw a serious Soujirou that she hasn't seen before...]
Misao: Apologize?
Soujirou: Hai.
[meanwhile... Kaoru was talking to Megumi about the situation.]
Megumi: So, Saitou's wife is here. how would we know it's his wife?
Kaoru: Okina just said to me that her name's Tokio.
Megumi: [disappointed] Saitou has a wife? I just can't believe it...
Kaoru: hai! They're here on their wedding anniversary you know.
Megumi: Darn! And I even thought that when I get to see Saitou, i could ask him to marry me!
Kaoru: [sweatdrop] what about sano?
Megumi: Screw Sano! All he ever asks from me is to fix his darn hand!! Oh well... I need to be going now, before anything happens to his wife.
Kaoru: hai! I'll go and keep guard of Okina...
[meanwhile...]
Misao: Why would you say sorry when you're not supposed to say sorry?
soujirou: [blushing] I think I have offended you, in some way...
misao: [sarcastic] Is this even in the script Soujirou?
Soujirou: [blushing] not quite...
Misao: EH!? Then... why are the camera's rolling!?! Are you filming this?
[the film crew nods]
Soujirou: I need to tell you something... I've been keeping it in me for quite a long time...
Misao: oh please.. spare me that Shishio story.
Soujirou: No... It's not like that... [blushing again] It's actually about you.
Misao: ME?! [to the film crew!] Will you stop filming this? This is rather embarassing.
Film Crew1: Sorry Misao. But the director insists for this part!
misao: Ara!?!
[soujirou just blushes with a rather embarassed smile on his face... meanwhile at the backstage, a tall thin figure leans at the wall, observing the happening in that set]
[meanwhile...]
Megumi: Alright, this might just be the room...
[megumi knocks on the door... a very pretty lady opens the door (I'm giving Tokio some credit, although we don't really know how she looks like...)]
Megumi: Konnichiwa! Tokio Saitou?
Tokio: [sarcastic] yes?
Megumi: Your husband is asking you to go downstairs.
Tokio: [fumes] Tell him AKU SOKU ZAN!!! [bangs the door]
[Megumi enters the door]
Megumi: Ne... sempai, i can't help but... [hands Tokio some tissue]
Tokio: [weeping] that Saitou! All he ever said was Aku Soku Zan, Aku Soku Zan.. Aku crap!! I'm tired of it! I miss my old Saitou. The Saitou before that Shinsengumi and Meiji hullaballo!
megumi: That's okay.. you can cry harder...
[Tokio weeps harder at megumi]
megumi: *thought* This is good, i get to know more of Saitou and at the same time, see if that broomy haired man's gonna attack her.
[meanwhile...]
[Okina's still in the tub with kamatari doing some eccentric manly flirting as the bell boy rubs her back... Okina sweatdrops...]
[meanwhile... Soujirou and Misao were seated in a bench]
soujiro: I've been wanting to tell you that... that...
Misao: That?
Soujirou: [blushing and smiling] I really really...
[The film crew could hear two blades being drawn... *fwing*(kodachi1) *fwing*(kodachi2)...]
Soujirou: After that kissing scene we did a while ago... I just cant take that thought away from me... I felt sorry that I may have just been too agressive in the kiss...
Misao: [sweatdrops] ne... it's nothing... it was just part of the script...
Soujirou: [blushing] I... I was... I was hoping that it wasn't. I just wish I could kiss you for re-
[just then, a kodachi started flying towards the direction of Soujirou, he luckily evades it, but didn't see the next one coming, he quickly draws his sword to divert the other sword... As he did that, unknown to his shukuchi sense, he felt somthing go in front of him and heard "Nitou Kodachii Ryuu, Kaiten Kenbu Rokuren!"... Soujirou finally recieves 6 powerful blows...]
[Then Soujirou's body fell down the floor, beaten to bloody pulp... the image fades from the scene]
misao: Uhmm, what happened just there?
[Misao looks down at Soujirou.]
Misao: Oh dang, he's dead already... At last I don't have to worry about him later on...
[in the meantime...]
Tokio: After that stupid Ikeda-ya incident, all he ever says is "I'll protect the government for any injustice or uprisings the people-" I mean I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF THIS WHOLE SHINSEN AHOU GA! you know...
Megumi: [just nods in agreement] There might be better days.
Tokio: BUT LOOK AT US!? We don't even have a child yet!?! C'mon, get a grip! it doesn't take a while to please a wife like me! i mean c'mon, it's not like Saitou's everybody's RK favourite villain eh? C'mon!!
[Just then... a broomy shadow appears outside the room...]
Megumi: Can you hold on for a while?
Tokio: [frustrated] But nobody understands it from Tokio's side! NOBODY!! All they care is "I want Saitou to get the battousai's head" "I want saitou to investigate on this person..." I HAVE hAD IT WITH THAT MAN!!
[The door opens, and broomy man just pulled out his thin wrap-around blade!]
Broomy: well well well, it seems I'll get an angel for a freebie.
Megumi: That's what you think!
[Megumi and Chou started the fight. chou lashes his blade and ere go Megumi grabbing Tokio and starting jumping around the room. Without any sword, it was pretty dificult for Megumi to attack. the best she could do was hop around, carrying Mrs. saitou under her arms.]
Tokio: [while Megumi is carrying her around] I mean, i only want saitou to be more romantic! I mean, alright, we've been married for so long... but c'mon, it's not like he sleeps with me every night. he spends more time in that mibu headquarters of his! ARRGHH!! He's just so annoying!!
Megumi: [jumping to another part of the room] Tokio-san. When i jump near the door, go out and meet your husband by the lobby!
Tokio:[furious] NO!!! NO WAY WILL I COME TO HIM AND BEG HIM TO GO BACK IN THIS ROOM!! NOPE! You can't make me do that! I am Tokio Saitou! The wife of Hajime Saitou!! You better keep that in your head lady! I am tougher than beef jerky!
[Just then Chou's blade, cut through megumi's dress]
Megumi: Why you...
Chou: You can't keep on going like that lady. I have the weapon and you don't. Why don't you just come closer and I'll cut your head off with this!
[Chou then lashes again another blade... Megumi evades, but a part of hair was cut... Megumi falls back on the floor, and makes Tokio sit down]
megumi: Alright broomy head man... just let the lady go.. she knows nothing of this... she's just a frustrated housewife...
Chou: I really don't care if she's the only woman left on this earth either! What I only want, and actually my sword too wants is that lady's blood on my blade. you got me lady?
[chou lashes his blade again, but cuts it out short when he saw Tokio holding the sword of Saitou.]
Chou: That's... that's... That's made by one of Shatsu's apperentice! That's the sword that Saitou Hajime held!
Tokio: [still deranged] OH YES!! HE LOVES THIS SWORD MORE THAN HE LOVES ME YOU KNOW!? I mean he spends more time shining and curing this sword more than he making love to me!? You know megumi, I'm getting really frustrated here...
Chou: [looking at the sword] So am I, I want that sword. [starts to lash again his blade]
Tokio:[deranged and looking at Megumi] All he ever does is... [Draws the blade with her right and places it to her left hand, and does the first form of the gatotsu] HE ALWAYS MAKE FREAKING ATTACKS WITH THIS FREAKING SWORD!! HYAAAA!!
[Chou freaks out as he sees Tokio make an attack using thegatotsu technique!]
Tokio:[while doing the attack] He points straight its gatotsu 1, then he points down and he does gatotsu 2... and if the enemy jumps... he does, gatotsu 3!! I mean, even in bed, it's also the gatotsu!!
[while saying that, she pulls of the gatotsu on Chou. Hitting him straight, then down, then up... chou's beaten to bloody pulp!]
Tokio: Although there was one night he suprised me... That was the most romantic ever... well after our honeymoon night of course... he pulled of something... it just felt so good... and so i teased "Are you pulling off another gatotsu on me?" and he goes, "Hai. A zero stance" I MEAN SAITOU!! GET A GRIP! I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS STUPID GATOTSU-JIN!!!
[megumi just looks at Tokio in amazement, who is freaking out with Saitou's swords.]
Megumi: Now I understand why Saitou likes you.
Tokio: You do?
Megumi: You're one hell of a woman! [dragging Chou's body out of the room]
Tokio: You think so? Geez, thanks. [for once, Tokio smiled] I just wished he said that right in front of my face.
Megumi: well he might just say it to you through the telephone.
Tokio: Kyaa! he can be so ahou you know!
[megumi brings Tokio out of the room.]
[Meanwhile, Misao tries to look for Kaoru. she ran up the hallway, but ended up bumping to Megumi and Tokio]
Misao: Megumi!
Megumi: Misao-chan! have you seen Kaoru?
Misao: No. In fact, I'm looking for her... [looks at Tokio] Is she...
Megumi: [sweatdrops] Yes. Tokio-san, meet my friend, misao-chan.
Misao: Hello! [in english] she's very pretty. I wonder how she can stand Saitou.
Megumi: [In english] she can't!
Misao: Ne.. we have to help Kaoru-chan now... she'll be with Okina. we have to stand guard.
megumi: Demo, what about Soujirou?
misao: Oh... he's at the infirmary. Someone already beat him to pulp. And Chou?
Megumi: [pointing to Tokio] she pulled a gatotsu on him.
[Misao stands amazed by Tokio...]
Misao: [starry-eyed] WAH! You're really Saitou's wife!
Tokio: [annoyed] OF COURSE I AM!! [looks at Megumi] You know what... I think I was too mean to my Saitou, you know... I better say sorry to him.
Megumi: [confused] uhmm... i think he might just be at the lobby ma'am.
Tokio: Thanks Megumi. I'm very sory if I freaked out there. I'm just frustrated and all... But now I realized how much Saitou loves me. I should say sorry to my snugglepuss.
M&K: Snugglepuss?!?!
[Tokio smiles at the girls and walks towards the lobby... The girls smile and searches for Kaoru]
[meanwhile... In a room in the ryokan]
Kamatari: I don't want you pulling any tricks on your sleeves.
Okina: You think I have any tricks? I've got nothing under my sleeves!
[kamatari smirks and walks in the room. As she entered there was a chair, where a man seems to be sitting, looking outside the forest, smoking his cigarette]
Okina: Hello Saitou.
Saitou: Okina, I heard you behaved well during the Sadojima party. How did the girls do with the case?
Okina: The case was a success sir. The Angels did what they had to do.
[kamatari coughs]
Okina: Ahem... Saitou! Mr. Honjou's here to thank you for your good help.
Saitou: Is that so?
kamatari: Yes, Mr. Saitou. I would thank you with the most sin-
Saitou: you don't have to thank me. It has always been a leisure finishing cases for our clients.
[Kamatari then stands and holds onto the scythe at the corner of the room]
Kamatari: As a sign of gratitude, I'd like to give this to you as a gift...
[Kamatari then flips his blade and cuts Saitou's head.]
Kamatari: That one's for Shishio-sama!
[Kamatari smirks and smiles to what she has achieved]
Saitou: Thank you Kamatari. That was a lovely gift. My wife would enjoy this gift you gave.
Kamatari: O_O What the?!
[Kamatari turns around and sees three ladies in black leather jumpsuits. Kaoru was holding onto a table with a large phonograph on top of it...]
Kaoru: And I even thought women are supposed to be highly instinctive.
Misao: oh I forgot. She's not a woman. She's a man.
[The girls laugh as Kamatari freaks out and started to twirl her scythe... misao throws a Kunai at the handle of the scythe and breaks it. The scythe becomes out of control... Kaoru then does a little Lara Croft tumble and pushes Kamatari. Kamatari loses balance and falls off the balcony of the room]
[Kaoru did a jumping roll to the side (only achieved by pressing the left, then the jump then the roll button!) and falls on her two teeth]
Megumi: For once kaoru had style!
[Megumi and Misao laughed. Kaoru seems annoyed but nonetheless laughs with her fellow angels.]
[After somewhile...]
Misao: Kimochi!
[The angels were resting in a room, dressed up in their yukatas, totally relaxed and refreshed!]
Kaoru: Maybe we need a long vacation after this. Maybe Kenshin and I should go to Kyushuu or something...
Megumi: Not for me, I can't take much of a break from Dr. Genzai. I'm a full pledge doctor by day.
Misao: Kyaa... [hearts! hearts!] I can't wait to get home to Aoshi-sama!
Kaoru: She really can't get Aoshi out of her head...[sweatdrops]
[Just then, Okina sets thephograph in the room.]
Voice: Good afternoon Angels!
Angels: good afternoon Saitou!
Saitou: You seem to have done another good job. I'd like to thank you for your efforts in saving my life.
Kaoru: No problem Saitou! It's always a pleasure working for you!
[from the background]: Snugglepuss, have another cup of sake?
Saitou: Domo, Tokio.
Megumi: you seem to be in good terms with your wife Saitou.
Saitou: so-so...
[from the background]: Snugglepuss, can you pass me the bottle?
[Girls and Okina can't help but sweatdrop -_-;;]
Misao: Ne, Saitou. Were you the one really responsible for Shishio Makoto's death?
Saitou: not really angel. While we were at the top of Shiship's oil refinery, just before he attacks my comrade, he blows himself and combusted in front of us.
Angels: Sou....
Kaoru: ne, Saitou. Why don't you join us? perhaps have some dinner tonight?
Saitou: I doubt that angels. i have an upset wife to please tonight.
[from the background]: Oh I don't want you pulling off another gatotsu on me tonight! I told you Saitou! no more gatotsu-jins on me!!
Kaoru: ne... if Saitou's like that with his wife.. I wonder what would it be like if we were with kenshin...
[Angels started to ponder... o_0....]
Misao: i don't like to think about that right now.
[Girls laugh and screen fades to black as the ending credits begin...]
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OWARI!!!!
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