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DUEL OF THE FATES (The twisted version)
Obi-wan raced to catch up with his master. Just then the energy
Doors closed.
WOOOOHOOO!! yelled Obi .I don't have to fight him! Don't have to fight him! Qui-gons going to get his ass kicked...going to get his ass kicked! Qui-gon gives obi a strange look and Obi stops singing.
Stopping Qui-gon asks "What do you mean by my ass kicked??"
Obi stutters "oh uh eh..it's just an expression master...nothing to worry about. Please doors don't open I like my life....sorta."
Maul and Qui-gon keep battling, ducking, swinging, and yodelling
Yodelling!!!!!! "What the hell are you doing shouts Qui-gon your ruining my concentration."
" Sorry mumbles Maul but I thought it would add to the atmosphere." Suddenly Maul begins to be hit by rotten tomatoes and eggs by the onlookers off stage.
Qiu-gon is heavily panting when suddenly he hears beeping. He puts a hand up. "Oh sorry it's my pace maker.. I have a heart condition.... not meant to do more than 50 lightsaber swings per minute. Let me just fix it." Qui-gon begins to twiddle with the pacemaker. Then Maul seizing the opportunity swings his lightsaber forward through Qui-gons pacemaker.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Screams Obi-wan.. How could you?!?!?!? He only had one day till retirement left! Then I would
get to take a piece of him. And look his robes they are all covered in blood. How am I going to wear them now!!"
"Uh, sorry mutters Maul. I didn't know you wanted to kill him too. Next time we will get him together, he finishes smugly."
"NEXT TIME! There's not going to be a next time. This time you have gone too far. I'm going to kill you maul! Sister or not!"
Maul glared at him. "I told you to stop telling everyone that! If palpatine..uh I mean Sidous finds out I'm not going to be allowed be a Sith. Especially if I'm related to wimp boy Obi."
Maul charges at Obi-wan and begins to furiously attack him. After a while Maul gets bored and pushes Obi wan into the power conduit.
" Hey!! Yells Obi, that's not fair!! No pushing allowed."
"Well who you going to run to and tell now, Maul taunts." He stalks about at the top glaring down at Obi.
Obi calls his Maters lightsaber to him but on the way he loses control and it clunks Maul on the head. "OUCH!! You idiot. Watch it!"
Suddenly he realises he his falling forward down past Obi
"Why you little Banta fodder "Maul yells.
Obi jumps back up and smirks, " that's what you get for decapitating my little Jedi teddy. Ha!"
Kneeling down beside Qui-gon. "He begins to speak Master I'm sorry, I failed you. (It should have been me who killed you long before this) Can you ever forgive me? (And give me your bank account number while you're at it too)"
"Obi its all right, he just hit my...pace..... Just then "Staying Alive" begins to blast out of the surround sound speakers. "AUH, AUH, AUH, STAYING ALIVE, STAYING ALIVE!"
NOOO!! You can't be! Why can't you just die and leave me in peace. I wanna become a knight. Obi then begins to sob like a baby.
Staying alive is still blasting away and Qui-gon finds himself humming along with it. Auh , Auh, Auh, I'm staying alive, staying alive.
"Someone shut that damn music up!!" Regardless the music carries on.
The End.
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