Disclaimer: These characters aren't mine, nor will
they ever be. I'm not making any money off of this.
Author's Note: This is another Sound Check.
Senior Pictures
by Casix Thistlebane
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
"Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
"Willow!"
"Buffy! You're back!"
"I'm back!... I've BEEN back."
"I know, I'm just still excited! Did you get your
pictures?"
"Yeah, did you?"
"Mm-hmm."
"How do they look?"
"I don't know, I'm afraid to open them. I mean,
they're the last pictures we're EVER going to take in
high school! What if they suck?"
"I know what you mean. I haven't opened mine either.
Let's open them together."
"Okay, but we have to wait for Xander. Oh, here he
comes!"
*CLOMP CLOMP*
*TAP.... TAP.... TAPTAPTAPTAPTAP*
"Hurry up!"
"Geez, impatient much?"
"Oh hi Cordy. Have you guys opened your pictures
yet?"
"Pictures?"
"Yeah Xander, you know, those things that they take
with a camera and put into the yearbook,"
"Very funny. And no, I haven't opened them yet.
Why?"
"Well, let's open them now!"
"You first Buff."
"Me? Why me?"
"Because, your the Chosen One. As in, chosen to open
your pictures first!"
"Why don't we all open them at the same time?"
"Good idea, Wills. Okay, on three. One...."
"Wait, is that ON three, or just AFTER three?"
"Xander...."
"Okay, okay, I'll shut up now."
"Alright. One.... Two.... THREE!"
*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP*
*RIII-III-IIIP*
*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP*
*SHRED*
"Xander, be more careful."
"What is this, nag Xander day?"
"Who cares? Let's just see the pictures! Ooh, Will,
that's a GOOD one!"
"Let me see! WOAH! Wills, you look GREAT!"
"Gee Xander, don't sound so surprised."
"Let's see yours, Buffy,"
"Okay.... Wait a minute...."
"I think it's a little over exposed."
"Over exposed?! My features are totally blanked out!
I demand a retake!"
"Hmm, I think I'll take one with you Buff. Mine's all
out of focus."
"How come Willow got the only good pictures?"
"Hey, Cordy, you've been pretty silent, how are your
pictures?"
"They're blank."
"WHAT?!"
"Let me see. No they're not, see, you can vaguely see
an outline right here."
"It's BLANK! That's it, what's the name of the
company? I'm going to sue."
"Here, it's on the brochure they sent with the
pictures."
*FLIP FLAP*
"See, it says 'Thomas Studios: We capture your inner
self.'"
"Hey, wait a minute, do you suppose...."
*......*
"NAH!"
The End
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
=====
Casix Thistlebane
Exhalted Archivist of all things Ficapaloozian
http://www.angelfire.com/yt/ficapalooza/
"There are no happy endings, because nothing ever ends."
--Schmendrick the Magician
they ever be. I'm not making any money off of this.
Author's Note: This is another Sound Check.
Senior Pictures
by Casix Thistlebane
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
"Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
"Willow!"
"Buffy! You're back!"
"I'm back!... I've BEEN back."
"I know, I'm just still excited! Did you get your
pictures?"
"Yeah, did you?"
"Mm-hmm."
"How do they look?"
"I don't know, I'm afraid to open them. I mean,
they're the last pictures we're EVER going to take in
high school! What if they suck?"
"I know what you mean. I haven't opened mine either.
Let's open them together."
"Okay, but we have to wait for Xander. Oh, here he
comes!"
*CLOMP CLOMP*
*TAP.... TAP.... TAPTAPTAPTAPTAP*
"Hurry up!"
"Geez, impatient much?"
"Oh hi Cordy. Have you guys opened your pictures
yet?"
"Pictures?"
"Yeah Xander, you know, those things that they take
with a camera and put into the yearbook,"
"Very funny. And no, I haven't opened them yet.
Why?"
"Well, let's open them now!"
"You first Buff."
"Me? Why me?"
"Because, your the Chosen One. As in, chosen to open
your pictures first!"
"Why don't we all open them at the same time?"
"Good idea, Wills. Okay, on three. One...."
"Wait, is that ON three, or just AFTER three?"
"Xander...."
"Okay, okay, I'll shut up now."
"Alright. One.... Two.... THREE!"
*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP*
*RIII-III-IIIP*
*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP*
*SHRED*
"Xander, be more careful."
"What is this, nag Xander day?"
"Who cares? Let's just see the pictures! Ooh, Will,
that's a GOOD one!"
"Let me see! WOAH! Wills, you look GREAT!"
"Gee Xander, don't sound so surprised."
"Let's see yours, Buffy,"
"Okay.... Wait a minute...."
"I think it's a little over exposed."
"Over exposed?! My features are totally blanked out!
I demand a retake!"
"Hmm, I think I'll take one with you Buff. Mine's all
out of focus."
"How come Willow got the only good pictures?"
"Hey, Cordy, you've been pretty silent, how are your
pictures?"
"They're blank."
"WHAT?!"
"Let me see. No they're not, see, you can vaguely see
an outline right here."
"It's BLANK! That's it, what's the name of the
company? I'm going to sue."
"Here, it's on the brochure they sent with the
pictures."
*FLIP FLAP*
"See, it says 'Thomas Studios: We capture your inner
self.'"
"Hey, wait a minute, do you suppose...."
*......*
"NAH!"
The End
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
=====
Casix Thistlebane
Exhalted Archivist of all things Ficapaloozian
http://www.angelfire.com/yt/ficapalooza/
"There are no happy endings, because nothing ever ends."
--Schmendrick the Magician