Disclaimer: These guys aren't mine. They belong to a
whole bunch of
fairly rich people, not the least of which is Joss
Whedon. So don't
send me any money. For this, anyway. Should you
decide to just
randomly send me, say, $20, I wouldn't mind in the
least.
Author's note: Yep, yet another sound check.
The Alphabet Game
by Casix Thistlebane
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
"Alright Giles, what's on for tonight?"
"Buffy! I'm so glad you're here. I found this
prophecy here, and thus
far it says--"
"Couldn't we just ignore it and take the night off?
There's this really
big party at the Bronze tonight, you see, and--"
"'Death will ride upon the cloudy skies over covering
the new moon.'
That's tonight."
"Egads, Giles, how do you do it?"
"For christ's sake, Xander, shut up."
"Gaooooow, Cordy, you hit me again, I'll tell everyone
about how I went
over to your house yesterday and you were wearing the
same outfit you
wore last week."
"Hmph. Goes to show how much you know, that outfit
was periwinkle, and
last week's was powder blue."
"If I can interrupt for a moment? We still have an
evil prophesy to
deal with,"
"Just go ahead, Giles. Xander will keep quiet now,
won't you Xander?"
"'Kay. Let's hear what sort of demon is going to
ravage Sunnydale this
week."
"Let me see, I've lost my place. Ah, yes, here we go:
'Death will ride
upon the cloudy skies over covering the new moon,
bringing with him his
mauve agents to--"
"MAUVE?!"
"No, Cordy, he said 'maroon'. You must have
misheard."
"Oh well. At least they'll stand out."
"Please! They'll be utterly conspicuous! Mauve
hasn't been in for at
least three months!"
"Quiet! All of you! There are more important matters
to attend to at
the moment than what color was more popular when!"
"Right. Like where on earth Cordy managed to learn
the phrase 'utterly
conspicuous.'"
"She probably heard it on Jerry Springer."
"Tell me about it...."
"Uh! I'm insulted! To think that I would watch such
trash! I only
watch Oprah."
"Very nice, but Death will be riding in only a few
hours...."
"What? Oh, I thought you liked arguments. After all,
yours and
Xander's are usually rather exciting,"
"Xander and Jerry Springer's guests are nothing
alike."
"Yeah! Cordy and I don't try to kill each other!"
"ZEBRA'S WILL BE WALKING THE STREETS AND TRAMPLING
INNOCENT
VICTIMS!!!!!"
"Really?"
"Well, no, actually, I only said that to get your
attention. Now if you
all would PLEASE focus your attention upon the matter
at hand, we have
an apocalypse to avert!"
"What, another one?"
*Sigh*
The End
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
=====
Casix Thistlebane
Exhalted Archivist of all things Ficapaloozian
http://www.angelfire.com/yt/ficapalooza/
"There are no happy endings, because nothing ever ends."
--Schmendrick the Magician
whole bunch of
fairly rich people, not the least of which is Joss
Whedon. So don't
send me any money. For this, anyway. Should you
decide to just
randomly send me, say, $20, I wouldn't mind in the
least.
Author's note: Yep, yet another sound check.
The Alphabet Game
by Casix Thistlebane
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
"Alright Giles, what's on for tonight?"
"Buffy! I'm so glad you're here. I found this
prophecy here, and thus
far it says--"
"Couldn't we just ignore it and take the night off?
There's this really
big party at the Bronze tonight, you see, and--"
"'Death will ride upon the cloudy skies over covering
the new moon.'
That's tonight."
"Egads, Giles, how do you do it?"
"For christ's sake, Xander, shut up."
"Gaooooow, Cordy, you hit me again, I'll tell everyone
about how I went
over to your house yesterday and you were wearing the
same outfit you
wore last week."
"Hmph. Goes to show how much you know, that outfit
was periwinkle, and
last week's was powder blue."
"If I can interrupt for a moment? We still have an
evil prophesy to
deal with,"
"Just go ahead, Giles. Xander will keep quiet now,
won't you Xander?"
"'Kay. Let's hear what sort of demon is going to
ravage Sunnydale this
week."
"Let me see, I've lost my place. Ah, yes, here we go:
'Death will ride
upon the cloudy skies over covering the new moon,
bringing with him his
mauve agents to--"
"MAUVE?!"
"No, Cordy, he said 'maroon'. You must have
misheard."
"Oh well. At least they'll stand out."
"Please! They'll be utterly conspicuous! Mauve
hasn't been in for at
least three months!"
"Quiet! All of you! There are more important matters
to attend to at
the moment than what color was more popular when!"
"Right. Like where on earth Cordy managed to learn
the phrase 'utterly
conspicuous.'"
"She probably heard it on Jerry Springer."
"Tell me about it...."
"Uh! I'm insulted! To think that I would watch such
trash! I only
watch Oprah."
"Very nice, but Death will be riding in only a few
hours...."
"What? Oh, I thought you liked arguments. After all,
yours and
Xander's are usually rather exciting,"
"Xander and Jerry Springer's guests are nothing
alike."
"Yeah! Cordy and I don't try to kill each other!"
"ZEBRA'S WILL BE WALKING THE STREETS AND TRAMPLING
INNOCENT
VICTIMS!!!!!"
"Really?"
"Well, no, actually, I only said that to get your
attention. Now if you
all would PLEASE focus your attention upon the matter
at hand, we have
an apocalypse to avert!"
"What, another one?"
*Sigh*
The End
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
=====
Casix Thistlebane
Exhalted Archivist of all things Ficapaloozian
http://www.angelfire.com/yt/ficapalooza/
"There are no happy endings, because nothing ever ends."
--Schmendrick the Magician