By Boss Reo
The night life of New York was often dangerous and seedy in some parts, Patamon knew this. He calmly drove his empty cab down the streets of Hell's Kitchen, suddenly coming up to a corner where a young bird-like digimon was standing around, smoking a cigarrette. She suddenly spotted our little cab driver.
"Hey baby, looking for a good ti....oh, it's just you." The bird said, recognizing Patamon's face.
"Slow night tonight, huh Biyomon?" Patamon asked, his head hanging out the window.
"Yeah.....almost had someone though. Turned out to be just another pig." The elegantly dressed bird sighed, she looked around, seeing if anyone else was on the street. "Hey Patamon, think you can give me a lift?" she asked, the small digimon in the cab just smiled and motioned his hand.
"Sure, almost the end of my shift anyways." Biyomon climbed into the back of the cab and the small, wing-headed monster slowly pulled his cab out onto the empty street. A little while after driving, Patamon looked into his rearview at Biyomon, who just lit another cigarrette and put it to her beak.
"So........" Patamon tried to make conversation, "How's Gabumon?' he asked, "pfft...like I care about that shmuck? all he does is just mooch more and more money off of me. I barely get enough money just to pay for my apartment, and all he does is just stay there." Biyomon took this pause to exhale some smoke, "And the only time he ever does anything is when he's outta booze. That's all he is, just some lazy layabout who has nothing better to do but lay on a couch, watching game shows and drink."
She looked at Patamon. "You know, the only reason i'm taking care of him is because he's your step-brother...in a way." "And you know I appreciate everything you're doing for me, Biyomon." The small monster replied, soon the cab pulled up to a rundown apartment building, across from a small deli. "Here's your stop." Patamon said, slowing the cab to a halt. "Thanks Patamon." Biyomon said, stepping out of the cab, "You wanna come in for a bit? Have a cup of coffee or something?" she offered.
"No thanks, gotta get the cab back over to the station. Maybe i'll come by tomorrow." he smiled at her. They then said their good byes and Biyomon walked up the steps and dissappeared into the building.
"Come on! That cab needed to be fixed three days ago!" Agumon yelled from behind his booth at the two mechanics in the garage. "Easy, would ya? Me an' Tentomon still gotta put in theses new shocks!" Gomamon yelled back from under the raised cab. "Hey Tento, gimme some juice!" He said to the bug in the mechanic's suit next to him, "You got it!" Tentomon mock-saluted, and hooked the end of a wire into somewhere on his back-side that we will not bring into detail.
"Got that wire in place?" Gomamon asked, Tentomon nodded. "Here we go!" no sooner is this said then Tentomon flashes brightly with electricity, powering the drill Gomamon was holding.
BZZZT! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Agumon just sighed and went back to his work, going over papers and lawsuits. He grabbed a handful of pretzels from the bag next to him and tossed them into his mouth. he looked out from over the endless piles of papers at the two bumbling mechanics and gave another sigh as a loud crash was heard.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GET THE EXTINGUISHER!"
Agumon asked himself if it was really worth looking up this time.He decided it was and looked up to see Gomamon running around while set ablaze, Tentomon running after him while trying to put him out with a fire extinguisher. Once again, a sigh came from Agumon. (And a vein was starting to form on his forehead.)
All of a sudden...
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
SKRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCH!
These noises marked the return of the Digimon Cab Co.'s best driver, as the cab came crashing in and impacting into another car.
"Hey! Patamon's back!" Tentomon said excitedly, looking over while still spraying an already extinguished Gomamon. Patamon casually opened the door of his cab and flew out, just as the cab suddenly collapsed into the car it parked on top of.
"You're right on time, just as usual." Agumon smiled as the little winged rat fluttered over to his booth. "Make much today?" he asked, Patamon just shrugged. "Eh..got a few fares here an' there today." He suddenly pulled out a flattened Pikachu carcass, "Got another one though!"
All the digimon in the garage cheered at the site of the flattened pokemon while Agumon took it and nailed it to the wall of flattened Pikachus. "That makes 500! A new record!"
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOO-YAH!
WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!
Satisfied with their current victory over the evil of Pokemon, Patamon then took them all out for drinks at the bar. Tentomon got drunk and got into a brawl with a squirtle, Agumon passed out, Patamon hit the squirtle Tentomon was fighting with over the head with a barstool, and Gomamon got REALLY hammered and left the bar with a Bakamon who said her name was Nancy.
Th' End! (Until The next installment.)