The Even More Continuing Chronicles of Patamon: Professional Cab Driver
By The Infamous Boss Reo
"Mail call!" Gomamon shouted, he casually looked through the huge pile as he carried it across the garage.
"Junk." he said, tossing away a college scholarship fund for Agumon.
"Junk." he said, tossing away a letter informing Agumon he was being evicted.
"Junk." he said, tossing Agumon's paycheck.
"Ooh! My issue of 'Barely Legal Digimon'!" he shouted with glee, holding up a magazine with a Floramon on the cover, "I'll be in the bathroom!" he said, giggling madly and locking himself in the bathroom. "Hey come on! I need to use the toilet!" Tentomon pleaded, banging on the bathroom door, "I knew I shouldn't have eaten that chile con carne!"
Agumon took the rest of the mail and looked through it carefully, "Oh! Looks like Patamon's being called to the DMV."
SHOOOM!
He looked over at Tentomon and saw that he made a large hole in the bathroom door. "AAAAAGH! DON'T COME IN HERE!" Gomamon shouted, "I DON'T CARE!" Tentomon shouted back, and he threw Gomamon out of the bathroom, who landed with a thud while his pants were on halfway. (He's a mechanic, he has to wear pants.) "Give me my magazine!" Gomamon shouted, suddenly his issue of 'Barely Legal Digimon' was thrown at him, hitting him in the face.Agumon sweatdropped and continued to go through the mail.
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
SKRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCH!
And with that, announced the arrival of Digimon Cab Co.'s best driver, as the cab once again came crashing in and impacting into another car.
"Hey Patamon! Pefect timing!" Agumon said happily, "You got a letter from the DMV." Patamon flew from his cab, which was parked on top of another car. "Hmmm, license renewal already?" he asked, his cab then collapsed into the car it was parked on, "Guess I'll have to take a day off." he turned to Agumon, "You don't mind, do you?" "No problem!" Agumon said assuringly, "I'll just have Palmon fill in for you." in the background, Gomamon and Tentomon were now wrestling each other for the bathroom, toilet paper sticking to Tentomon's foot.
It was a lovely day in the city, the birds were chirping, the grass was growing, and the digimon were driving happily.
"NEXT!" Gatomon shouted through the crowded DMV building, "Oh........I'ts you again." she said, glaring at Patamon. "Aw come on! What did I do wrong this time?" Patamon asked, "Well let's just see, shall we?" Gatomon said, she reached under the counter and pulled out a huge pile of papers, setting them down on the counter, even though they crashed through it and landed on the floor.
"Here we are...." she said, taking the top paper, "Reckless endangerment of only 28 pedestrians, reckless endangerment of only 50 pokemon, reckless endangerment of only 10 mimes........." she threw the paper aside, taking the next one below it. "You drove through the city mall only twice, the subway only four times, the city park just once........." "That was some big air!" Patamon said, smiling, "I'M NOT DONE YET!" Gatomon snapped, slapping Patamon on the head with her pointer.
"I'm ordering you to watch this educational film on driving!" she said, pulling out a projector and a viewing screen, "LIGHTS!"
The entire building went dark as the projector started up, showing a black and white movie with choppy music in the background. The movie focused on Elecmon, wearing dark framed glasses and a suit, he had his hands folded as he sat at a desk.
"Hairbringers of sorrow," he started, "Natural disasters can lead to tremendous amounts of stress. And a reckless driver is no exception."
The movie then came to a scene of a 1950's-ish family, "Here we have the Kamiya Family enjoying a day out for a picnic, suddenly Taichi hears a noise in the distance. Little Hikari seems frightened, but have no fear Hikari! Taichi has studied what to do in case of a reckless driver." the film shows Taichi throwing the picnic blanket over the entire family, before joining them underneath it, "That's right Taichi." Elecmon says, "Duck and cover!" the film then shows a car driving over the blanket, and the family comes out unscathed, "So what do you do when you see or hear a reckless driver coming your way?" the film shows Yamato and Jyou riding bikes, then getting down on the ground and covering themselves, "That's right: Duck and cover." then a car drives over the two and they come out unhurt, "Looks like they got the idea!"
DUCK AND COVER
"Thank you and good night."
The film then ends and the lights go back on, most of the people in the building are now asleep, Gatomon frowns and looks over the crowd. "AND SO......." she yelled, waking everyone up, "You are now going to take your driving test. AGAIN." Patamon sighed and lowered his wings, "You don't think there is some other way I can get past this? Like maybe dinner and a movie?" he asked, winking at Gatomon, "NO." she replied, whacking him over the head again with her pointer.
"Alright now," Gatomon said, looking through her clip board as she sat down in Patamon's cab, "We'll start with the basics." "Yes Ms. Gatomon." Patamon said dully as he pulled out into the driving course. The cab screeched to a halt and waited for the light to turn green, "Make sure to adjust your rear view mirror." Gatomon instructed, "And check for pedestrians." there were a few cardboard cut-outs of people littered through out the course, Patamon reved the engine a litte, making the cab roar. "Good, now begin the course." Gatomon said, the light in front of the car suddenly turned green, and the yellow cab drove out in a frenzy, crashing through a fake hot dog cart. "Hmmm...." Gatomon scribbled down on her clip board. The cab made a sharp turn to the left, plowing through a group of cardboard people. Gatomon nodded and scribbled down some more in her clip board.
"Look out for any pokemon!" she instructed, "Right." Patamon replied with a dull face, suddenly a stuffed pikachu sprang out on the road, the cab veered towards it and smashed through it. "Mmmhmm.." Gatomon said, writing down more as stuffing flew from the stuffed pokemon. More stuffed Pikachu's sprang up, and the cab continued to plow through them. Suddenly Patamon jammed on the brakes, stopping at an intersection. "Now for the next part of the test." Gatomon said, she pulled out a walkie-talkie, "Send out Myotismon." she said into it, a car suddenly pulled up next to Patamon's cab, Myotismon driving it. "Ready?" Gatomon asked, "Yes Ms. Gatomon." Patamon responded, a bored look on his face. He looked at Myotismon, Myotismon looked back, both of them revved up their cars, waiting for the light to turn green, Patamon pressed his foot against the gas a little more, bringing the cab to a loud roar of the engines.
The light suddenly flashed green, and both cars took off in a blur. Patamon's cab sped up ahead of Myotismon's, suddenly Myotismon's car crashed into a fruit stand, then plowing through some crates with chickens in them. "It's a living." Myotismon muttered, a chicken landing on his head.
A little while later, Patamon's cab screeched into the parking lot of the DMV, crashing into a car parked in front of him. "Well, that does it for parallel parking." Gatomon said, jotting down on her clip board, "Time to look over your score." Patamon looked back at her, eager to know how he did, "You missed two of the designated 28 Pikachus.." she said, looking over her paper, "You only plowed through two restaraunts, you hit only one person in a wheel chair, you ran over only five vendors, you destroyed only one news stand." she said, looking at her paper, which showed no writings at all, but only a little doodle of a stick figure Gennai with little squiggly lines around him with a bubble saying "I'm Mr. Stinky." "So how did I do?" Patamon asked, "Well, besides that, you passed!" Gatomon said, smiling. Patamon gve a victory sign and smiled to himself, "And as for that dinner and movie.." Gatomon said, getting out of the cab, "How bout you pick me up tonight at seven?"
Th' End!
(Until The next installment.)
By The Infamous Boss Reo
"Mail call!" Gomamon shouted, he casually looked through the huge pile as he carried it across the garage.
"Junk." he said, tossing away a college scholarship fund for Agumon.
"Junk." he said, tossing away a letter informing Agumon he was being evicted.
"Junk." he said, tossing Agumon's paycheck.
"Ooh! My issue of 'Barely Legal Digimon'!" he shouted with glee, holding up a magazine with a Floramon on the cover, "I'll be in the bathroom!" he said, giggling madly and locking himself in the bathroom. "Hey come on! I need to use the toilet!" Tentomon pleaded, banging on the bathroom door, "I knew I shouldn't have eaten that chile con carne!"
Agumon took the rest of the mail and looked through it carefully, "Oh! Looks like Patamon's being called to the DMV."
SHOOOM!
He looked over at Tentomon and saw that he made a large hole in the bathroom door. "AAAAAGH! DON'T COME IN HERE!" Gomamon shouted, "I DON'T CARE!" Tentomon shouted back, and he threw Gomamon out of the bathroom, who landed with a thud while his pants were on halfway. (He's a mechanic, he has to wear pants.) "Give me my magazine!" Gomamon shouted, suddenly his issue of 'Barely Legal Digimon' was thrown at him, hitting him in the face.Agumon sweatdropped and continued to go through the mail.
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
SKRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCH!
And with that, announced the arrival of Digimon Cab Co.'s best driver, as the cab once again came crashing in and impacting into another car.
"Hey Patamon! Pefect timing!" Agumon said happily, "You got a letter from the DMV." Patamon flew from his cab, which was parked on top of another car. "Hmmm, license renewal already?" he asked, his cab then collapsed into the car it was parked on, "Guess I'll have to take a day off." he turned to Agumon, "You don't mind, do you?" "No problem!" Agumon said assuringly, "I'll just have Palmon fill in for you." in the background, Gomamon and Tentomon were now wrestling each other for the bathroom, toilet paper sticking to Tentomon's foot.
It was a lovely day in the city, the birds were chirping, the grass was growing, and the digimon were driving happily.
"NEXT!" Gatomon shouted through the crowded DMV building, "Oh........I'ts you again." she said, glaring at Patamon. "Aw come on! What did I do wrong this time?" Patamon asked, "Well let's just see, shall we?" Gatomon said, she reached under the counter and pulled out a huge pile of papers, setting them down on the counter, even though they crashed through it and landed on the floor.
"Here we are...." she said, taking the top paper, "Reckless endangerment of only 28 pedestrians, reckless endangerment of only 50 pokemon, reckless endangerment of only 10 mimes........." she threw the paper aside, taking the next one below it. "You drove through the city mall only twice, the subway only four times, the city park just once........." "That was some big air!" Patamon said, smiling, "I'M NOT DONE YET!" Gatomon snapped, slapping Patamon on the head with her pointer.
"I'm ordering you to watch this educational film on driving!" she said, pulling out a projector and a viewing screen, "LIGHTS!"
The entire building went dark as the projector started up, showing a black and white movie with choppy music in the background. The movie focused on Elecmon, wearing dark framed glasses and a suit, he had his hands folded as he sat at a desk.
"Hairbringers of sorrow," he started, "Natural disasters can lead to tremendous amounts of stress. And a reckless driver is no exception."
The movie then came to a scene of a 1950's-ish family, "Here we have the Kamiya Family enjoying a day out for a picnic, suddenly Taichi hears a noise in the distance. Little Hikari seems frightened, but have no fear Hikari! Taichi has studied what to do in case of a reckless driver." the film shows Taichi throwing the picnic blanket over the entire family, before joining them underneath it, "That's right Taichi." Elecmon says, "Duck and cover!" the film then shows a car driving over the blanket, and the family comes out unscathed, "So what do you do when you see or hear a reckless driver coming your way?" the film shows Yamato and Jyou riding bikes, then getting down on the ground and covering themselves, "That's right: Duck and cover." then a car drives over the two and they come out unhurt, "Looks like they got the idea!"
DUCK AND COVER
"Thank you and good night."
The film then ends and the lights go back on, most of the people in the building are now asleep, Gatomon frowns and looks over the crowd. "AND SO......." she yelled, waking everyone up, "You are now going to take your driving test. AGAIN." Patamon sighed and lowered his wings, "You don't think there is some other way I can get past this? Like maybe dinner and a movie?" he asked, winking at Gatomon, "NO." she replied, whacking him over the head again with her pointer.
"Alright now," Gatomon said, looking through her clip board as she sat down in Patamon's cab, "We'll start with the basics." "Yes Ms. Gatomon." Patamon said dully as he pulled out into the driving course. The cab screeched to a halt and waited for the light to turn green, "Make sure to adjust your rear view mirror." Gatomon instructed, "And check for pedestrians." there were a few cardboard cut-outs of people littered through out the course, Patamon reved the engine a litte, making the cab roar. "Good, now begin the course." Gatomon said, the light in front of the car suddenly turned green, and the yellow cab drove out in a frenzy, crashing through a fake hot dog cart. "Hmmm...." Gatomon scribbled down on her clip board. The cab made a sharp turn to the left, plowing through a group of cardboard people. Gatomon nodded and scribbled down some more in her clip board.
"Look out for any pokemon!" she instructed, "Right." Patamon replied with a dull face, suddenly a stuffed pikachu sprang out on the road, the cab veered towards it and smashed through it. "Mmmhmm.." Gatomon said, writing down more as stuffing flew from the stuffed pokemon. More stuffed Pikachu's sprang up, and the cab continued to plow through them. Suddenly Patamon jammed on the brakes, stopping at an intersection. "Now for the next part of the test." Gatomon said, she pulled out a walkie-talkie, "Send out Myotismon." she said into it, a car suddenly pulled up next to Patamon's cab, Myotismon driving it. "Ready?" Gatomon asked, "Yes Ms. Gatomon." Patamon responded, a bored look on his face. He looked at Myotismon, Myotismon looked back, both of them revved up their cars, waiting for the light to turn green, Patamon pressed his foot against the gas a little more, bringing the cab to a loud roar of the engines.
The light suddenly flashed green, and both cars took off in a blur. Patamon's cab sped up ahead of Myotismon's, suddenly Myotismon's car crashed into a fruit stand, then plowing through some crates with chickens in them. "It's a living." Myotismon muttered, a chicken landing on his head.
A little while later, Patamon's cab screeched into the parking lot of the DMV, crashing into a car parked in front of him. "Well, that does it for parallel parking." Gatomon said, jotting down on her clip board, "Time to look over your score." Patamon looked back at her, eager to know how he did, "You missed two of the designated 28 Pikachus.." she said, looking over her paper, "You only plowed through two restaraunts, you hit only one person in a wheel chair, you ran over only five vendors, you destroyed only one news stand." she said, looking at her paper, which showed no writings at all, but only a little doodle of a stick figure Gennai with little squiggly lines around him with a bubble saying "I'm Mr. Stinky." "So how did I do?" Patamon asked, "Well, besides that, you passed!" Gatomon said, smiling. Patamon gve a victory sign and smiled to himself, "And as for that dinner and movie.." Gatomon said, getting out of the cab, "How bout you pick me up tonight at seven?"
Th' End!
(Until The next installment.)