Tenchi sighed. He went to Tokyo to get away from the daily chaos of his life...only to find the girls knew where he lived and he lived with guys that had as much, if not more chaos from their lives coming here.

Vegeta smiled. He thought this apartment would be dull. He thought he would be force to return to Bulma because he would be bored out of his mind. If this chaos continued he would never have to see Bulma again.

"So Happosai..you have a pretty impressive aura, but its nothing compared to that of a Super Saiyen" Vegeta said, hoping that this Happosai would put up a decent fight.

"A Super what?" Happosai said.

"A Super Saiyen..the most powerful warrior in the universe" Vegeta replied.

"Is that so? I beat you can't hit me you.." Happosai said just before Vegeta threw Happosai out the door like a football.

"Huh thought he would have been more of a challenge" Vegeta muttered to himself.

Aeka then said"I think its time to go...now"

Everyone else that was visiting Tenchi nodded and entered Tenchi's bed, which teleported them back home.

"Tenchi I want to switch beds with you " Vegeta said.

"Er...OK" Tenchi said, unsure if that would be a good or bad thing.
****

Goku's stomach growled. Strangely enough Ranma's, Vegeta's, Trunk's and Gohan's growled at the same time.

"Say is there any food in the fridge?" Goku asks.

"No..we just moved in today" Ranma replies.

"Too bad I would have cooked" Akane said.

"Akane your cooking is a biological weapon..I have a cast iron stomach and it makes me sick everytime...even when it does taste good" Ranma said.

"Ranma..how dare you say that about my cooking!" Akane said about ready to mallet Ranma when Piccolo put his hand on her shoulder.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you" Piccolo said in an extremely icy tone.

Akane dropped her mallet.

****
Goku found it simple to teach Ranma how to fly. Now Goku, Ranma, Gohan, Trunks(and his still unnamed sisters),and Vegeta were flying across Tokyo looking for a good place to eat.

They were also being chased by Ataru, Shampoo,Mouse,Happosai, Genma, entire Sailor Senshi(Inners, Outers, Tuxedo Mask, Starlights(for back up),and Chibi-Usa).

"Man this flying is coming in handy" Ranma thinks looking at all the people following them.

"Hey Ranma think you have the stamina for a flight to North America?" Goku asks.

"I think so." Ranma replies.

"Ok then let's go to the US" Goku says. Then they all hit the extreme speed and leave everyone following them in the dust.


****

Tenchi looked at the apartment..it was a testament to chaos. Then came a knock at the door.

Tenchi opened the door and he saw a beautiful woman...

"Hi my name's Sakuya" the woman said.

****

Yuga smiled as her plan was set in motion ..until she saw who Tenchi's roommates were.

"How am I going to deal with them?!" she yelled.

****



Tenchi found that the next day was spent with Sakuya. He enjoyed her company..but could she take all the chaos that surrounded him like a cloak? He had beautiful, crazy alien women chasing after him, and an apartment full of men that had all the chaos of their lives showing up at the apartment. He also had an alien living on the roof of his apartment named Piccolo.

Ataru sighed. His life had become an even bigger mess..another woman that thought she was his wife"It might be fun if they weren't so violent" he thought. "Now if only I could meet the Sailor Senshi..I wonder if any of them would stand still long enough for me to get a peek under their skirts...."

****

Terry Bogard drank another beer. He hated how everytime he would fall in love with a woman they would die on him. Then he felt a storm was coming...and it sat at the barstool next to him.

"I just hope I don't fall in love with a woman this time" he muttered to himself.
****
"School?" Gohan asked.

"Its a two fold plan..on the one hand when Chi-Chi finds us the fact you're in school might calm her down...and two it'll be a way for you to make friends" Goku said.

"Hey how smart are you anyway?" Ranma asked.

"High School level" Trunks says. "Man this is weird"

"Well who knew we would all fit in at a comic book convention?' Ranma says, looking at all the people wearing home made costumes.

Vegeta smirked"So many comics, so little time and money to burn.." he said to himself.

"You know of all the things I thought Vegeta would be interested in, comics books was never on that list" Goku said.

"You're not the only one" Trunks said.

****

The Sailor Senshi had a problem...something was attacking people, and leaving their clothes behind.

"No for the last time these people aren't streaking though Tokyo!" Luna yelled at Sailor Moon.

Close by Cell watched his prey and smiled. "Geez if this is the best this planet has to offer..this is going to be easy" he thought to himself.

****

Piccolo felt ..something. The Androids? Wait.. they had another year till they showed up..what was this evil he felt at the edge of his senses, almost entirely hidden.

Yet he knew it was too powerful for him to take on..for now. There was only one way for him to get the power he needed.....


****

"Something's coming here...its the Z Warriors that were on the news a few years ago when they were fighting those two aliens"Sailor Mercury said.

"So?" Sailor Uranus said.

"We could use the help" Sailor Moon said.

"And how" Tein said.

"Lets hope this goes better than out fight with Nappa" Yamcha says.

"Who ?" Sailor Moon asked...as Cell threw the limp body of Tuxedo Kamen down.

"What happened to him?" Sailor Moon asked.

"That would be me" Cell said.

"In the name of the .." Sailor Moon said when Cell hit her upside the head with his tail.

"I hope this doesn't go like everytime we fought Saiyens" Tein said.
****

Announcer(Goku): Looks like the Z Warriors and the Sailor Senshi are out of their league and what's Piccolo doing? Plus Terry Bogard battles the new Ginyu Force...

Terry Bogard: Its unquestionably painful!