Akane flew towards the apartment, and everyone that Ranma was trying to avoid followed her.
***
Piccolo was on the roof as usual. He could feel something bad was coming..not Cell level bad more Radzitz level bad..
***
Cell was flying away from five young men in body armor.
"Jeez I didn't know they were that attached to that woman and that little kid..which made it all the sweeter when I ate them" Cell muttered to himself.
***
Ranma screamed.
He left Nerima as to point out he wasn't going to put up with any more crap. He was tired of being an object to won. He was tired of his Father, the person he wished was his father was living with him, training him, was actually proud of him.. something Genma never,ever said. He was tired of getting hit and getting food from Akane. He was tired of his mother wanting him to be a "man among men"...something he had no idea of the meaning. He was tired of Nabiki and her leeching, backstabbing, and blackmailing ways. He was tired of his father and Soun Tendo's total ignoring the fact that he and Akane didn't get along at all in the slightest way..one of them would end up dead in ten years if they were married. Most likely Ranma..unless he blew his top and ripped Akane to shreds. He wondered if anyone other than Piccolo could rein in Akane's temper and her reaction of hitting people with things. He was tired of everyone fighting him. He wasn't really that tired of Ryoga..but he was tired of hinting that Ryoga was P-Chan..he could tell Akane..oh he was going to tell Akane flat out that Ryoga was P-Chan. Though Ryoga wasn't that bad..he wasn't too bad to deal with..a bit thickheaded, but a decent martial artist..and about the closest thing to a friend he had in Nerima. That really depressed Ranma.
The one thing about Nerima he missed was Kasumi. She deserved better than what she got..maybe she could move in here. It was a pipe dream, but she was the only Tendo Ranma liked. She would probably get along well with everyone in the Apartment..even Vegeta.
Shampoo would probably be easy to hang out with if she diverted her attention to Ataru instead of him.
But other than Kasumi and maybe Shampoo, and maybe Mousse...Ranma wanted everyone else he knew to leave him alone.
***
Piccolo walked into the house.
"Feel the storm..it's here" Piccolo said..and all hell broke loose.
***
It was a sea of voices, all demanded Ranma do this or that.
All except Kasumi.
Kasumi knew why Ranma left. He tried to deal with problems that were piled on top of him like dirt on a coffin. Problems being trained to be only the greatest martial artist in existance he couldn't solve. He also didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings..but found out he couldn't avoid it so he broke it all off and tried to burn that bridge behind him. Even with the bridge burnt to cinders, they swam across to get to him.
At the same moment Kasumi and Piccolo bellowed "SHUT UP!"
Everyone was shocked...and wondered which was worse, the look Piccolo was giving them...or the one Kasumi was giving them.
"All of you..expect you" Piccolo said and pointed at Kasumi " all of you leave Ranma alone or I will vaporize you"
"There is no way a demon can stop the almight Blue Thunder" Kuno said.
"I blew the moon in one shot...and was before I some extreme power boosts.." Piccolo said and added"It's Demon King..not a mere demon"
Kuno showed enough brains not to fight a Demon King that could blow moons...
"Mind I stay here?" Kasumi asked.
"Sure" Goku said.
"No problems here" Ranma said.
"I don't care" Ataru said.
"I don't mind" Gohan said.
"Its a bit cramped.."Tenchi said.
"I can make a few subspace modifactions and this place will be big enough to fit all the people here" Washu said.
"Oh..then I don't mind" Tenchi said.
"She leaves my stuff alone and I don't care in the least" Vegeta said.
Trunks and his sisters shrugged.
Goku teleported Kasumi out of the house...and helped her get all her stuff and move it into the apartment.
Washu expanded the apartment. Everyone had their own room..there were now about twenty bathrooms, a massive training arena with gravity increasing capabilities and the capabilites the X-Men's Danger room had, a massive kitchen with about five fully stocked fridges and fully loaded with a big screen TV, a massive entertainment center with TVs, computers, stereos, and arcade, and a sauna, hot tub, and massive pool with its own beach.
"Wow" was the only thing everyone could say.
***
The Masaki household was in the middle of a fight.
"Why don't your date Vegeta" Aeka suggested.
"I don't want to date Vegeta..I want Tenchi" Ryoko said.
"Don't need to fight fate..give into it" Aeka said.
"Why don't you date him..he's royalty..your father wanted you to marry a prince so why not a Saiyen Prince..that would get him with his own rules' Ryoko countered.
" I don't want to be a near freak like him..he's arrogent, cruel, nasty , crude, rude, vugar, disgusting and acts like the universe should bow to him" Aeka said.
"Sounds like a perfect match for you" Ryoko replied.
Aeka tried to strangle Ryoko.
*** Yugi smiled.
"Those two will be easy to use" Yugi said with a smile.
Then she frowned.
"Those Saiyens, that Namekian and the Z warriors..they're incredibly powerful..they are the guardians of this planet..they can't be seperated..maybe that creature can kill them for me..."
***
Talpa again planned to take over the Earth... Like most vile creatues of darkness, Talpa can't take a hint after getting his butt kicked repeatedly.
***
Sakura met Tenchi's roommates at the breakfast table.
Kasumi was cooking inhuman amonts of food, most of which was going into Ranma and Goku's mouths.
Vegeta was shocked...
"By all the deities in the universe..I could swear that Ranma was Karrorot's son" Vegeta muttered.
"Your roommates are weird" Sakura said.
"Tell Yugi she needs to get a new hobby" Vegeta commented.
"Who is Yugi?" Tenchi asked.
"She was an experiment made by the Jurai..probably so they had something that could deal with a Super Saiyen..she had to be sent to another dimension..I think I sent a planet of bugs there..mostly so it would hit her" Vegeta said with smirk.
Sakura looked at Vegeta like he was insane.
***
Yugi clapped.
"Very good..though it won't.." Yugi said before getting hit by a planet.
***
"Fine don't believe me..but I will say told you so when Yugi tries to take over the world" Vegeta said.
***
Akane was angry...how dare anyone tell her what to do. She was now the strongest fighter in the universe...and was watching old tapes of Tenkaichi-Budokais for moves.
"I'll show them all" Akane muttered to herself. She got up and flew to the apartment.
***
Piccolo sighed.
"Is her learning curve flatline?" Piccolo muttered.
Piccolo extended his arms and decked Akane.
Piccolo got an idea...
"I'll let Vegeta set up the holograms..probably use something from his comic books as the setting..and have them fight Akane..." Piccolo said.
"I'll do it" Vegeta said.
"Good" Piccolo replied.
***
Akane woke uip and found herself in New York City..in the middle of a battle royal between a super villain group and a super hero team.
***
Vegeta pondered on what lead him to read comic books.
***
He had Bulma's credit cards, and could forge her signature with ease. He entered a convention..and found he was in the strangest place he had ever been.
People were wearing homemade costumes, and selling strange objects that looked kind of like magizines..and some of them were extremely expensive!
"Heh we have a winner" Vegeta said....and bought the reprint of the entire Crisis on Infinite Earth limited series, and all the Marvel Masterworks books. That maxed out a card.
Then Vegeta bought enough regular comics and trade paperbacks to max out a gold card.
Vegeta smirked. He had more money...and wondered what else to send it on.
"Hmmm..better not let these go to waste " Vegeta thought..and started to read the comics he had bought.
He was shocked..a bunch of these 'comic books' were good. They were like a mythology..noble heros, nefarious villians, epic quests..and stuff like antiheros(something Vegeta identified with), time travel, aliens, demons, angels, gods of Earth mythology..and tales of loss, good kicking evil's butt,joy, and hate.. and plot twists. These stories were something Vegeta had never ever seen before.
"I must find more of these comic books..I like these things" Vegeta thought.
***
Vegeta smirked and watched Akane.
***
Akane was definity not prepared for this.
Ranma attacked her.
"What's the matter Akane..can't take more than you can dish out?" Ranma asked sarcastically.
Akane hit Ranma..and he turned into Lum.
"Shocking isn't it?" Lum said and sent Akane flying with a lightning bolt.
"What...what is this place?" Akane asked.
A silver wall opened..and Vegeta stepped in.
"This is my playroom" Vegeta said with a smirk and added"I play rough"
***
Yugi turned the planet into a palace.
"I'm going to hurt that Saiyan"Yugi muttered.
***
"So you want some trouble little girl?" Vegeta said.
"Little girl?..I'm the world's strongest human!" Akane yelled.
Vegeta laughed.
"I doubt you are the world's strongest human..and even if you were, you're no match for me!" Vegeta yelled.
"Double Tsuihikidan!" Akane yelled.
Vegeta deflected the kibolts with his hands.
"Nice..but not enough!" Vegeta said..and decked Akane quicker than she could see.
***
Akane woke up to be thrown into some bed..and then fell to the floor somewhere else.
***
Vegeta covered the portal..and wondered if Akane was as bad as Ranma said she was.
***