Cell had indigestion.
"Man that boy he's so..sugary good...even now trying to influence me..I really..need to eat some Androids" Cell thought.
***
It was a rare sight to see Kasami Tendo angry. However having her ballastic younger sister getting her butt handed to her and insulted would do it.
Kasami glared at Vegeta.
"What?" Vegeta asked.
"Did you really have to humiliate my sister?"Kasami asked.
"Yes..that girl has had everything handed to her..and she never had to deal with her actions...Everyday I expect some lone survior of an alien race I terminated when I worked for Freeza to show up and try to kill me" Vegeta said and added"You think I liked having to work for the being that killed almost every member of my race? I knew what he had done...and was powerless to exact some sort of vegence on him..well until I found out my son killed him..with ease"
Vegeta smiled..and wished he had a picture of Freeza's face when he found out in the afterlife who killed him...
Kasami wondered what Vegeta's past had to do with Akane...
***
Akane, Ryoko and Aeka were angry that the portal wasn't working.
"I'm going to hurt Vegeta!" Akane bellowed.
"Same here" Aeka said.
"He's a Super Saiyan...and he can blow up whole planets...so do you two have a death wish?" Ryoko asked.
"I'm a martial artist..I can beat up anyone!" Akane said with pride.
Vegeta's head poped in the portal.
"I'm mostly a street fighter..so I don't care!" Vegeta said..and closed the portal at his end.
Ryoko laughed.
***
Terry Bogard had managed to ditch the Giynu Force long enough to think...
"That team is worse than Mars" Terry muttered.
"Need a hand?" Piccolo asked Terry.
***
A scream was heard across Toyko.
"I'LL GET YOU SOMEHOW VEGETA!" Akane Tendo bellowed.
Vegeta smirked.
"Ah Akane..took you long enough to get back" Vegeta said.
"You jerk!" Akane yelled.
"Name calling has no effect on me" Vegeta said and added"nor any of your kibolts or your infamous mallet and improvisional weapon skills"
"I'm a martial artist..I shouldn't lose to some street fighter!" Akane yelled.
"There are a few martial artists in some sort of Street Fighter tourament" Vegeta said.
"You're even more annoying than Ranma...and I didn't think that was possible!" Akane yelled.
"What can I say..we're cut from the same mold...though his is a screwed up childhood on a smaller scale than mine" Vegeta said.
"Screwed up?" Akane asked.
"Filled with pain...You had everything handed to you Aknae..I had to take what I have by the throat" Vegeta said quietly and flew away.
"That was weird" Akane thought.
***
Goku, Piccolo, Trunks, Gohan and Ranma trained in Juuban fighting monsters like Vegeta. They also had Terry Bogard with them.
People would watch..if they could see it. The six moved so fast only martial artists or other super powered warriors might be able to see them.
The Sailor Senshi sure couldn't. They barely were able to find out about a demonic being before it was destroyed. Sailor Pluto, Sailor Uranus, Chibi Sailor Moon Sailor Neptune and Tuxedo Kamen attacked the six.
Usagi wondered if Mamoru would recover...even with Sailor Saturn's help. He attacked Ranma Saotome..and wouldn't stop until he was beaten to a pulp.
Sailor Pluto had her powers stripped by Piccolo...who was technically the guardian of the Earth...and could never find her to bring up that he didn't like her altering the time stream to her own ends.
Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune ticked off Gohan...and that was how Gohan became a Super Saiyan. Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune were lucky to be alive..though in full body casts.
Trunks punted Chibi Sailor Moon into a wall.
The so called "inners" decided to leave the new guys alone.
***
The Ronin Warriors were pissed. They had lost their friends to an inhuman monster..who definity wasn't one of Talpa's goons. He was much, much more powerful than Talpa or his minions. The legend of the Ronin Warriors didn't cover lizard-like monsters.
***
The Tendo household was quiet. No yelling, screaming, kibolts being thrown, nothing.
Everyone had a feeling this was the calm before the storm.
***
Bra watched her father fight Akane..again. This time it was in the living room. Vegeta punted Akane out the door like a football.
"Dad..why are you bothering with that Akane?"" Bra asked.
"I got to do something" Vegeta said and added"and Akane Tendo's stupidity amuses me"
"She's not bad, she's jsut a violent maniac" Kasami said when she walked into the room.
"I'm not bad..I'm just misunderstund and wanted on charges of murder, genocide and for blowing up planets" Vegeta retorted.
***
It was a gathering of the most powerful beings in the universe. It was also one of the strangest..Nodoka Saotome, Bulma Briefs, Chi Chi Son, Colonge, and Washu playing poker.
Well Colonge, Washu and Nodoka were really playing poker, Chi Chi and Bulma were trying to get the location of their sigificant other out of Washu.
"I need to know where my baby is..He could be hurt..or becoming a fighter like his father" Chi Chi, almost crying.
"He is a fighter like his father..and now he's a Super Saiyan" Washu said.
"Great..." Chi Chi said sarcastically.
"Gohan and Goku never maxed out several credit cards...and on comic books of all things" Bulma said.
"I never thought a Saiyan would read comic books" Washu said.
"Any of you ever notice how much Ranma acts like Goku?" Colonge asked.
"Oh kami..the world doesn't need that"Chi CHi muttered.
***
Piccolo watched as Ukyo showed up at the apartment.
"First Akane, now her..why can't I go through with what I said about killing them..must be Kami's influence" Piccolo muttered to himself...knowing that he couldn't have gone through with the threat even if he didn't merge with Kami.
"Hey..where's Ranma?" Ukyo asked.
"Training with Goku" Piccolo said.
"Oh.."Ukyo said.
"I would suggest you leave all of us alone..unless" Piccolo said.
"Unless?" Ukyo asked.
"Unless you want me to train you to be able to fight Andriods that are going to make the world into a hellish nightmare" Piccolo said.
"Andriods? I'm used to magicial weirdness than science fiction style weirdness.."Ukyo said.
"What about time travel?" Bra asked as she opened the door.
"Except that..Ukyo said.
***
Ranma was in heaven, training in the most advanced gym on the planet with one of his personal heros. Ranma was learning more than he had ever dreamed possible.
Ukyo walked in with Bra and Piccolo.
Ranma sighed.
"Ukyo..please don't say anything about our engagement or that you are my cute fiancee...it's drilled into my head..so I don't need to hear it every five minutes" Ranma said.
Ukyo's jaw dropped...Ranma..assertive? That was as strange as Akane flying.
***
Setsuna Meiou was on the verge of going insane. Her plans of Crystal Toyko were going smoothly and seemed to be on track to come true. Then the Outers ran head long into pure chaos. Ranma Saotome, Terry Bogard, the Z Warriors and Piccolo. Now all she could do is pace the hospital room everyone else was in.
"That Namekian" the former Senshi of time angerly muttered"How dare he stripe me of my powers".
The immobile Tuxedo Kamen, Sailor ChibiMoon, Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune were silent.
"You do realize the Sailor Senshi are a joke" Trunks said as he suddenly appeared in the room.
"How..how did you teleport like that?" Setsuna asked.
"Something Goku taught me" Trunks said.
"Are you going to beat me up like you did Small Lady?" Setsuna asked angrily.
"No..but you're team is a joke..the Andriods ripped them to bits" Trunks said.
"Andriods? What Andriods?" Sentsuna asked.
"I guess you don't know everything about the future..in about a year Andriods created by a Dr. Gero will appear, and kill the Z Warriors..and then ruin the world" Trunks said.
"But..the future it..." Setsuna said.
"The future isn't written in stone..but I guess today forced that into your skull" Trunks said...and teleported away.
***
Ukyo was scared.
There was someone that could eat more than Ranma! Goku inhaled a five pound ham like it was nothing. Did he even chew his food? Then she saw something that chilled her to the core...Ranma doing a good impresion of Goku's speed and amount of food.
Ukyo ducked as the dou let out earth shattering belches.
"Ranma, you sure that Goku isn't your father instead of Genma?" Ukyo asked from under the table.
"I wish" Ranma replied.
***
Terry Bogard was still slightly in shock. There were people in this apartment even stronger than him. The last person to be that was Mars. Looking at Juuban from the roof..Terry had a weird idea enter his head.
"I wonder what Joe would think about have four or six women chasing after him.." Terry thought.
***
It looked like a panty raid gone bad. At it's center was Cell..who was holding a bag of stolen underwear.
Cell found that he perverse abilies now.
"I really, really got to watch what I eat" Cell muttered to himself.
Cell then flew away.
***
Aeka used the other door that Washu left.
Aeka walked into the kitchen and found a heart shaped box of choloates. The box had 'to Aeka, from Tenchi' written on it. Her heart melting, Aeka opened the box..to find Worm covered candy apples, lollipops with bugs inside them, a bag of sour jelly bellies, several paper snakes flying out it and 'Love Stinks! sincerely Vegeta' written on a piece of toilet paper.
"THAT....SAIYAN!" Aeka bellowed.
"Oh what's the matter princess? You get your hopes dashed?" Ryoko asked sarcastically as she teleported into the room.
"Hey are you going to eat that?" Goku said as he walked into the room.
Aeka facefaulted.
***