Yeah yeah. I don't own Gundam Wing or anything...^^ Unfortunately... But, anyway, all these characters are all copyright their creator/creators. Thanks...
Warning: Okay, guys, this gets 'graphic' when they start taping the movie. I'm not going to release the secret....just keep reading...cause the 'secret' is the part that makes it so fun. You'll find out the 'secret' after each scene between each of the couples....but I'm just warning you. It does get a bit graphic....even blunt...but, you'll enjoy it. *wink wink*
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A Gundam Romance: Chp. 2 Taping starts....
(Nikki enters the meeting room where all the Gundam cast is sitting down ready for their briefing)
Nikki: Well, well, all of us are here on time, I see! That's great! Now we can get started earlier than I thought we would. Hmm...now....let's see here...I told you all that I would tell you who you were to be paired with...
(Everyone smiles and leans forward in their chairs) Nikki: Well, I have to keep some of the pair ups a secret...but believe me, you will take a hint when you read your scripts. Some of you though, can find out right now from me! *smiles*
(Everyone is still smiling) Nikki: *sweatdrop* Hehe...I hope I hit the right spots...*makes sure she can reach her emergency mallet* Good...uh, well...now to tell SOME of you who's paired with who..
Quatre: *raises his hand and then stands up* Well, I would just like to say, that we should all have an open mind and take what we get. You shouldn't take it out on the person you are paired up with, nor should you take it out on Ms. Nikki if you don't like what you have been given...I just wanted to get that straight. Everyone agreed?
(Everyone nods)
Quatre: Good then! *flashes a smile and sits down* *motions to Ms. Nikki to continue*
Nikki: *smiles back at Quatre* Thank you Quatre. *takes a deep breath* Well, it says in the script that, Heero and Relena are 'paired'. So Heero, your love interest will be Ms. Relena later in the story.
Relena: *gushes* Me and Heero?....*sighs*
Heero: *sweatdrop*
Nikki: Uh..hehe...well, the next pairing is...Sally and Wufei. Wufei, you and Sally will be involved earlier in the story than most of the other characters that are on the island.
Sally: *blushes* *smiles*
Wufei: Well, at least you didn't pick some weakling for me...
Sally: *blushes even more*
Wufei: *hides a smile*
Nikki: And, well...that's it! The rest of you have to wait and find out who you are romantically involved with!!
(Everyone else's eye starts to twitch, still smiling) Nikki: Uhh...*sweatdrop* Guys? You'll find out soon enough! Don't worry! *smiles and starts inching closer toward her mallet*
Quatre: *stands up smiling* *stops smiling as he yells* GET HER!!!
Nikki: *yells* STOP! (everyone freezes)Wait a second! Quatre? Didn't you just say that we should be happy with whatever turned out?
Quatre: Yes, I did, but it's different now....you didn't tell me what I wanted to hear...so...*GET HER!!*
(Everyone except the pairs runs after Nikki) Nikki: *gets out her mallet and hits everyone chasing her on the head* (Everyone falls down with huge bumps on their heads.)
Nikki: *claps the dust off her hands* See, that's what you get. Now get onto the set!! *points out the door* Oh, and here's something for all of you that faced the wrath of my mallet. *throws a bottle of pills at everyone with bumps on their heads*
On the set...........
Noin: Argh...this dress is soooo tight...
Duo: Hehe...I like it that way Noin...*sweatdrops as Noin glares* Uh...well, I mean, look at me! You think you have it bad? I have to wear this suit, which by the way has way too many layers to it...*sweats* *ackk*
Dorothy: Well, at least I am dressed for warm weather...This skirt isn't too bad and this shirt is rather comfortable....I'm glad I live on the island for a while....*looks over at Noin who is struggling with her dress*
Relena: Noin's right...this dress IS too tight....It's this damned corset...*adjusts it and then stops suddenly* *looks up and blushes* I mean, darned corset....hehe
Noin: *laughs at Relena* Ack! Shouldn't....have....laughed.....out of ....air...*falls over*
Sally: Well, I don't feel much better in these "native" clothes....look at me...I have coconuts for breast covers, animal skin for boots, and a skirt of leaves! I'm not even supposed to be "that" kind of native! I'm supposed to be a "modernized" native!!!
Quatre: Well, it's not that bad. These overalls don't weigh me down too badly. And this shirt is nice and light.
Trowa: *snaps his hedging scissors together* Hehe...I HAVE the power....*looks around and clears his throat* Umm...I mean, these clothes are fine. *tugs at his high water pants and his tight tank top* *smiles evilly again as he snaps his scissors quietly* *eyes wander over to Sally's skirt of leaves.....*
Millardo: Well, I certainly don't mind this clothing. In fact, it feels rather like wearing Sanq Kingdom dress...
Noin: *gets back up off the floor and looks at Millardo* *drool* *blush*
Heero: Geez...there's too many pieces of clothing to go to this suit. And you're right Millardo, this DOES feel like wearing Sanq Kingdom dress...and I HATE it....*walks off to the other side of the set grumbling*
Wufei: *blushes* Uhh...Well, look how much I'M NOT wearing!!! ....*looks down at his outfit* LOOK at this thing...I have a loin cloth and that's IT!!
Treize: You know, Sally had a point. You would look better as "modernized" natives.... *looks over at Sally who is being chased by Trowa with his scissors* *sweatdrop*
Lady Une: I'm just glad WE weren't cast as natives...*thinks for a moment* Actually, it wouldn't have been THAT bad to see Treize in a loincloth....*looks around curiously to see if anyone heard her*
Lady Une: *looks to her left and doesn't see anyone* *looks to her right and doesn't see anyone* Phew....*wipes her forehead in relief*
(Everyone is standing behind Lady Une with tape recorders and note pads scribbling.)
Treize: *falls over* Oh geez....
Nikki enters the set: Okay people! Group together! We're gonna start the first scene!
(Everyone groups around Nikki)Nikki: Okay, now...you're gonna be here...and you, you'll be......
*after 30 minutes of scene setting, everyone is in place*
Nikki sits down in the director's chair.
(Everyone turns to look at her in disbelief) You're the director too?!
Nikki: *looks at them wide eyed and innocent* What?! I can't be the director AND your manager? Oh, well, just get on with it....Quiet on the set!!! And....ACTION!
(camera pans down to a huge white mansion surrounded by a secluded forest. *birds tweet in the background as two figures walk up to the mansion)
(camera moves down to the two figures)
Noin: *phew* It sure is hot today... I wish that carriage could've carried us a bit further so we wouldn't have to walk.
Relena: Yeah...I'm just glad that we'll be in a nice cool house in a few minutes...
Noin: *smiles* Well, I'm just glad that war is over......
Relena: Now, I finally get to see Heero...*sighs*
Noin: AND we'll finally get to see this island we've heard so much about from Duo. By the way, I wonder if he made it here already...
Relena: Hmm. I don't know, but he did leave before we left. He may have already made it here!
(they reach the door as it opens, and Millard shows himself)
Noin: *smiles and curtsies* Hello Mr. Millard. We've finally arrived. I'm here with my sister Ms. Relena.
Relena: *smiles and curtsies*
Millard: *takes Noin's hand as she blushes and kisses it* I'm glad you've made it here safely. Please, come in. *motions for them to come into the house*
Relena: *gasps as she enters the mansion*
Noin: Oh my....*smiles*
Millard: *turns to Relena* Oh, and my son Mr. Yui is upstairs. He'll be down in a few minutes.
Relena: *nods* Thank you.
Millard: For now though, I shall call for Ms. Dorothy. *rings a bell*
(Ms. Dorothy appears from the hall)
Ms. Dorothy: Yes, Mr. Millard. How can I be of service?
Millard: Please show these two beautiful ladies to their rooms. *motions to Relena and Noin*
Ms. Dorothy: *smiles* Of course, sir. *turns to the girls* Follow me please.
(Relena and Noin follow Dorothy upstairs)
Millard: Oh, Noin!
Noin: *turns to look at Millard*
Millard: Would you mind, terribly, if Ms. Dorothy could show you your room later?
Noin: Why, sir, what else would you have me do now?
Millard: Come with me.
(Relena smiles and nudges Noin gently)
Noin: *walks down the stairs to Millard* *smiles as she takes his hand*
(Dorothy shows Relena upstairs)
Millard: Have dinner with me tonight, Noin.
Noin: *blushes* Of course, Mr. Millard.
Millard: *winces* Please, call me Millard when you're with me. You've known me for quite some time Noin.
Noin: *smiles* Okay, Millard. I will have dinner with you. But, may I ask...where will my sister have dinner?
Millard: Oh, she will be having dinner with my son, Heero.
Noin: What are we having?
Millard just looked at her seductively smiling............
Noin: *lets out a soft sigh* (camera focuses on her eyes which are closed)
Millard: (camera moves to focus on his mouth)Oh...so good....would you like some, Noin? *gently puts his sausage in her mouth*
Noin: maphs sfo gmood! *finishes chewing* That's so good! How long did you let this cook?
Millard: Oh, I let it cook for about an hour in the sour krout.
Noin: Then that would explain the superb tang! I love sour krout!
Millard: Yes, I know. That's why I made this dish.
Noin: Hey, isn't Dorothy supposed to do that job? I mean, cooking and all?
Millard: Yes, but when it comes to cooking dinner for guests, I love to get involved.
Noin: Well, I'm glad you do. Your cooking is divine. *smiles*
(camera pans out and moves to another dining room where Heero and Relena sit)
Heero: Could you please stop eating ALL of Dorothy's balls?
Relena: Excuse me, Mr. Yui?!?!
Heero: The meatballs, you are hogging them. We call them Dorothy's balls, because she cooks them so well.
Relena: *passes them to Heero* Oh, my...Have you named anything else after her, so I can be prepared next time?
Heero: Well, we DID name a dog after her...she was a really good dog. She gave us a lot of puppies...
Relena: Why did you name the dog after her?
Heero: Wha?
Relena: Well, you named the meatballs after her because she cooks them so well. Why did you name the dog after her?
Heero: Well, Ms. Dorothy can be a real bitch sometimes...
Relena: *shocked* My...
Heero: *leans forward with an evil sort of look* Want to know why ELSE we named the dog after her? *rubs his hands together*
Relena: Uhh...no, please don't tell me. I'd rather not know.
Heero: *leans back and shrugs* Oh well...More of Dorothy's balls?
Relena: WHAT?! Oh...sorry....yes please....
(Nikki gets up and yells. *CUT*) *camera stops*
Nikki: That was great guys! Absolutely great! *looks over at Noin and Millard on the other set* Guys! I said 'cut'!
Noin: Sorry! I'm still eating Millard's sausage! It's just so good!
Millard: Yeah, I just can't stop eating my own sausage!! It's really great!
Nikki: *sweatdrop* Oh my...I must have some major problems in the head to write something like this.... Let's just start on the other scenes before I regret even thinking up this story.
Everyone: *sighs and groans*
Nikki: Okay, maybe we shouldn't start just yet. Lets all take a break. You deserve it. *eyes wander over to Millard's sausage* In fact...why don't we take a little LUNCH break....*drools*
(*Everyone looks at Millardo, with crazed eyes*)
Millard: *looks at everyone nervously* Uh...guys?
(*Everyone, including Nikki, runs over to eat Millard's sausage*)
Millard: AHHH! MY SAUSAGE!
Noin: *sighs* Well, I guess I don't mind TOO much about sharing....
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I TOLD you it was nasty! *wink* My mom laughed her tail off at the Millard's 'sausage' when he stuffed it into Noin's mouth. You KNOW that you thought that I was going to make some really pornographic scene. ^_~ You were like, NO WAY, she WOULDN'T write this! But then...you read the next part and figured out ole Ms. Nikki was foolin ya! ^_~ That was the BIG secret. :O) Hehe...I hoped you liked it. I'm going to write more later, don't worry. But for right now, I gotta rest my perverted mind. ;P Review pleasey weasy!! :O)) *tee hee*
Warning: Okay, guys, this gets 'graphic' when they start taping the movie. I'm not going to release the secret....just keep reading...cause the 'secret' is the part that makes it so fun. You'll find out the 'secret' after each scene between each of the couples....but I'm just warning you. It does get a bit graphic....even blunt...but, you'll enjoy it. *wink wink*
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A Gundam Romance: Chp. 2 Taping starts....
(Nikki enters the meeting room where all the Gundam cast is sitting down ready for their briefing)
Nikki: Well, well, all of us are here on time, I see! That's great! Now we can get started earlier than I thought we would. Hmm...now....let's see here...I told you all that I would tell you who you were to be paired with...
(Everyone smiles and leans forward in their chairs) Nikki: Well, I have to keep some of the pair ups a secret...but believe me, you will take a hint when you read your scripts. Some of you though, can find out right now from me! *smiles*
(Everyone is still smiling) Nikki: *sweatdrop* Hehe...I hope I hit the right spots...*makes sure she can reach her emergency mallet* Good...uh, well...now to tell SOME of you who's paired with who..
Quatre: *raises his hand and then stands up* Well, I would just like to say, that we should all have an open mind and take what we get. You shouldn't take it out on the person you are paired up with, nor should you take it out on Ms. Nikki if you don't like what you have been given...I just wanted to get that straight. Everyone agreed?
(Everyone nods)
Quatre: Good then! *flashes a smile and sits down* *motions to Ms. Nikki to continue*
Nikki: *smiles back at Quatre* Thank you Quatre. *takes a deep breath* Well, it says in the script that, Heero and Relena are 'paired'. So Heero, your love interest will be Ms. Relena later in the story.
Relena: *gushes* Me and Heero?....*sighs*
Heero: *sweatdrop*
Nikki: Uh..hehe...well, the next pairing is...Sally and Wufei. Wufei, you and Sally will be involved earlier in the story than most of the other characters that are on the island.
Sally: *blushes* *smiles*
Wufei: Well, at least you didn't pick some weakling for me...
Sally: *blushes even more*
Wufei: *hides a smile*
Nikki: And, well...that's it! The rest of you have to wait and find out who you are romantically involved with!!
(Everyone else's eye starts to twitch, still smiling) Nikki: Uhh...*sweatdrop* Guys? You'll find out soon enough! Don't worry! *smiles and starts inching closer toward her mallet*
Quatre: *stands up smiling* *stops smiling as he yells* GET HER!!!
Nikki: *yells* STOP! (everyone freezes)Wait a second! Quatre? Didn't you just say that we should be happy with whatever turned out?
Quatre: Yes, I did, but it's different now....you didn't tell me what I wanted to hear...so...*GET HER!!*
(Everyone except the pairs runs after Nikki) Nikki: *gets out her mallet and hits everyone chasing her on the head* (Everyone falls down with huge bumps on their heads.)
Nikki: *claps the dust off her hands* See, that's what you get. Now get onto the set!! *points out the door* Oh, and here's something for all of you that faced the wrath of my mallet. *throws a bottle of pills at everyone with bumps on their heads*
On the set...........
Noin: Argh...this dress is soooo tight...
Duo: Hehe...I like it that way Noin...*sweatdrops as Noin glares* Uh...well, I mean, look at me! You think you have it bad? I have to wear this suit, which by the way has way too many layers to it...*sweats* *ackk*
Dorothy: Well, at least I am dressed for warm weather...This skirt isn't too bad and this shirt is rather comfortable....I'm glad I live on the island for a while....*looks over at Noin who is struggling with her dress*
Relena: Noin's right...this dress IS too tight....It's this damned corset...*adjusts it and then stops suddenly* *looks up and blushes* I mean, darned corset....hehe
Noin: *laughs at Relena* Ack! Shouldn't....have....laughed.....out of ....air...*falls over*
Sally: Well, I don't feel much better in these "native" clothes....look at me...I have coconuts for breast covers, animal skin for boots, and a skirt of leaves! I'm not even supposed to be "that" kind of native! I'm supposed to be a "modernized" native!!!
Quatre: Well, it's not that bad. These overalls don't weigh me down too badly. And this shirt is nice and light.
Trowa: *snaps his hedging scissors together* Hehe...I HAVE the power....*looks around and clears his throat* Umm...I mean, these clothes are fine. *tugs at his high water pants and his tight tank top* *smiles evilly again as he snaps his scissors quietly* *eyes wander over to Sally's skirt of leaves.....*
Millardo: Well, I certainly don't mind this clothing. In fact, it feels rather like wearing Sanq Kingdom dress...
Noin: *gets back up off the floor and looks at Millardo* *drool* *blush*
Heero: Geez...there's too many pieces of clothing to go to this suit. And you're right Millardo, this DOES feel like wearing Sanq Kingdom dress...and I HATE it....*walks off to the other side of the set grumbling*
Wufei: *blushes* Uhh...Well, look how much I'M NOT wearing!!! ....*looks down at his outfit* LOOK at this thing...I have a loin cloth and that's IT!!
Treize: You know, Sally had a point. You would look better as "modernized" natives.... *looks over at Sally who is being chased by Trowa with his scissors* *sweatdrop*
Lady Une: I'm just glad WE weren't cast as natives...*thinks for a moment* Actually, it wouldn't have been THAT bad to see Treize in a loincloth....*looks around curiously to see if anyone heard her*
Lady Une: *looks to her left and doesn't see anyone* *looks to her right and doesn't see anyone* Phew....*wipes her forehead in relief*
(Everyone is standing behind Lady Une with tape recorders and note pads scribbling.)
Treize: *falls over* Oh geez....
Nikki enters the set: Okay people! Group together! We're gonna start the first scene!
(Everyone groups around Nikki)Nikki: Okay, now...you're gonna be here...and you, you'll be......
*after 30 minutes of scene setting, everyone is in place*
Nikki sits down in the director's chair.
(Everyone turns to look at her in disbelief) You're the director too?!
Nikki: *looks at them wide eyed and innocent* What?! I can't be the director AND your manager? Oh, well, just get on with it....Quiet on the set!!! And....ACTION!
(camera pans down to a huge white mansion surrounded by a secluded forest. *birds tweet in the background as two figures walk up to the mansion)
(camera moves down to the two figures)
Noin: *phew* It sure is hot today... I wish that carriage could've carried us a bit further so we wouldn't have to walk.
Relena: Yeah...I'm just glad that we'll be in a nice cool house in a few minutes...
Noin: *smiles* Well, I'm just glad that war is over......
Relena: Now, I finally get to see Heero...*sighs*
Noin: AND we'll finally get to see this island we've heard so much about from Duo. By the way, I wonder if he made it here already...
Relena: Hmm. I don't know, but he did leave before we left. He may have already made it here!
(they reach the door as it opens, and Millard shows himself)
Noin: *smiles and curtsies* Hello Mr. Millard. We've finally arrived. I'm here with my sister Ms. Relena.
Relena: *smiles and curtsies*
Millard: *takes Noin's hand as she blushes and kisses it* I'm glad you've made it here safely. Please, come in. *motions for them to come into the house*
Relena: *gasps as she enters the mansion*
Noin: Oh my....*smiles*
Millard: *turns to Relena* Oh, and my son Mr. Yui is upstairs. He'll be down in a few minutes.
Relena: *nods* Thank you.
Millard: For now though, I shall call for Ms. Dorothy. *rings a bell*
(Ms. Dorothy appears from the hall)
Ms. Dorothy: Yes, Mr. Millard. How can I be of service?
Millard: Please show these two beautiful ladies to their rooms. *motions to Relena and Noin*
Ms. Dorothy: *smiles* Of course, sir. *turns to the girls* Follow me please.
(Relena and Noin follow Dorothy upstairs)
Millard: Oh, Noin!
Noin: *turns to look at Millard*
Millard: Would you mind, terribly, if Ms. Dorothy could show you your room later?
Noin: Why, sir, what else would you have me do now?
Millard: Come with me.
(Relena smiles and nudges Noin gently)
Noin: *walks down the stairs to Millard* *smiles as she takes his hand*
(Dorothy shows Relena upstairs)
Millard: Have dinner with me tonight, Noin.
Noin: *blushes* Of course, Mr. Millard.
Millard: *winces* Please, call me Millard when you're with me. You've known me for quite some time Noin.
Noin: *smiles* Okay, Millard. I will have dinner with you. But, may I ask...where will my sister have dinner?
Millard: Oh, she will be having dinner with my son, Heero.
Noin: What are we having?
Millard just looked at her seductively smiling............
Noin: *lets out a soft sigh* (camera focuses on her eyes which are closed)
Millard: (camera moves to focus on his mouth)Oh...so good....would you like some, Noin? *gently puts his sausage in her mouth*
Noin: maphs sfo gmood! *finishes chewing* That's so good! How long did you let this cook?
Millard: Oh, I let it cook for about an hour in the sour krout.
Noin: Then that would explain the superb tang! I love sour krout!
Millard: Yes, I know. That's why I made this dish.
Noin: Hey, isn't Dorothy supposed to do that job? I mean, cooking and all?
Millard: Yes, but when it comes to cooking dinner for guests, I love to get involved.
Noin: Well, I'm glad you do. Your cooking is divine. *smiles*
(camera pans out and moves to another dining room where Heero and Relena sit)
Heero: Could you please stop eating ALL of Dorothy's balls?
Relena: Excuse me, Mr. Yui?!?!
Heero: The meatballs, you are hogging them. We call them Dorothy's balls, because she cooks them so well.
Relena: *passes them to Heero* Oh, my...Have you named anything else after her, so I can be prepared next time?
Heero: Well, we DID name a dog after her...she was a really good dog. She gave us a lot of puppies...
Relena: Why did you name the dog after her?
Heero: Wha?
Relena: Well, you named the meatballs after her because she cooks them so well. Why did you name the dog after her?
Heero: Well, Ms. Dorothy can be a real bitch sometimes...
Relena: *shocked* My...
Heero: *leans forward with an evil sort of look* Want to know why ELSE we named the dog after her? *rubs his hands together*
Relena: Uhh...no, please don't tell me. I'd rather not know.
Heero: *leans back and shrugs* Oh well...More of Dorothy's balls?
Relena: WHAT?! Oh...sorry....yes please....
(Nikki gets up and yells. *CUT*) *camera stops*
Nikki: That was great guys! Absolutely great! *looks over at Noin and Millard on the other set* Guys! I said 'cut'!
Noin: Sorry! I'm still eating Millard's sausage! It's just so good!
Millard: Yeah, I just can't stop eating my own sausage!! It's really great!
Nikki: *sweatdrop* Oh my...I must have some major problems in the head to write something like this.... Let's just start on the other scenes before I regret even thinking up this story.
Everyone: *sighs and groans*
Nikki: Okay, maybe we shouldn't start just yet. Lets all take a break. You deserve it. *eyes wander over to Millard's sausage* In fact...why don't we take a little LUNCH break....*drools*
(*Everyone looks at Millardo, with crazed eyes*)
Millard: *looks at everyone nervously* Uh...guys?
(*Everyone, including Nikki, runs over to eat Millard's sausage*)
Millard: AHHH! MY SAUSAGE!
Noin: *sighs* Well, I guess I don't mind TOO much about sharing....
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I TOLD you it was nasty! *wink* My mom laughed her tail off at the Millard's 'sausage' when he stuffed it into Noin's mouth. You KNOW that you thought that I was going to make some really pornographic scene. ^_~ You were like, NO WAY, she WOULDN'T write this! But then...you read the next part and figured out ole Ms. Nikki was foolin ya! ^_~ That was the BIG secret. :O) Hehe...I hoped you liked it. I'm going to write more later, don't worry. But for right now, I gotta rest my perverted mind. ;P Review pleasey weasy!! :O)) *tee hee*