Hey guys! It's about time I submitted another chapter, ne? ^_~ Well, I've finally decided that a romance...it just wasn't going anywhere. Yep, that means no more perv'ness...well...maybe I'm fibbing a little when I say that. ^.^ So, anyway, now...we have vamps...that's right. Go get the bat exterminator, cuz we've got some very BIG bats...
And as usual, I must tell you that Gundam Wing is not mine... *sniff sniff* When will I ever get over that...
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A Gundam Romance turned bad.....
*Camera pans down to the island...Duo and Hilde are at it again...*
Nikki: Cut! Duo, I said CUT!!!
Duo: What is it now?! I remembered my line this time!! What are you yelling 'CUT' for now? *drops Hilde's coconuts*
Hilde: Duo! How am I supposed to play my scene when you keep on fumbling with my coconuts?! *sweatdrop*
*looks at Nikki* Uhh...now this is getting WAY too cheesy. This is MUCH worse than any romance novel! I mean, just look at what I just said...and it wasn't even in the script! *sigh* *mumbles as she shakes her head in exasperation* Fumbling with my coconuts.
HOW much more cheesy could I have made that sound?
Nikki: Well, I was just thinking that myself. This romance novel idea...it was too terribly thought out. Geez, did you see the last two scripts I wrote? At one point, Dorothy was supposed to be on the island...and then I forgot about that idea and automatically wrote her part into the mansion. Same thing with Duo pretty much...except...backwards...*sighs and shakes her head* No, I'm not staying with this romance novel idea any longer. I want to change it.
All of the cast: Wait a second...you DID write those scripts?
Nikki: *blush* Uhh...well. I guess I was telling a little itsy-bitsy fib when I said I wasn't the writer. But now that it's changing, it'll be a lot better. *smiles*
All: *facevault* We just did ALL those scenes and you want to change the whole thing?
Nikki: Hey! I can do that! I'm the director. Live with it. *snaps her fingers* *the whole set has now turned into a spooky castle scene* Now...*script appears in her hands* This time we are going to do a spooky vamp story.
All: *sweatdrop*
Duo: Do we even want to ask...
Zechs: ...how she managed...
Relena: ...to do that?
All: *look at each other* Forget it. *shake their heads and go to change into their wardrobes.*
Nikki: *Bwhahahaha!* I AM a god!! *Hahahaha*cough* *ahem* Excuse me.
Everyone comes back with their costumes on....each having something to say about them.
Dorothy: Hm...I LIKE this... *steps out onto the set in her slinky black vamp dress* Hehe...*licks her fangs* Yes sir, I could live
like this for a while...
Duo: Well, at least there aren't as many layers of clothing as there were last time....
Hilde: *blush* Uh...is this dress supposed to do that? *looks down at her chest*
Duo: *drool*
Nikki: *mallet whack followed by a loud 'OUCH' is heard.* Yes, Hilde. It's supposed to look like that. Dresses of this century accented a lot of a girl's most beautiful sections. You'll get used to it, trust me.
Duo: *rubs his head in pain*
Relena: *looks down at her own costume* Well, mine looks halfway decent... I don't look like a vampire at all in fact...
Nikki: That's because some of you are not vamps... yet. *sits down in her director's chair*
Wufei: *grumbles* I'm STILL only wearing one piece of clothing. Look at these pants! They...they're so...
Sally: *walks up to Wufei in a modest dress* They're so....spandex!! *laughs*
Wufei: Shut up Woman! I mean it! I want a shirt!!! *pulls out his stake* WHERE is the wardrobe person? I WANT to see her NOW.
Sally: How do you know it's a 'her'?
Wufei: Because only a woman would put me in something like this!!! *tightly grips his steak*
(author's brief chat with the reader: Wufei, you think to highly of us females! ALL of the girls who are reading this know that if the wardrobe person was REALLY a girl...You would be wearing MUCH less than just pants! ^_~) back to the story...
Heero: Hey, Wufei. Don't you start. I've got this hot, itchy blouse on... At least you don't have to wear that. Oh well...at least my spandex pants haven't left me... *friendly pats his pants * *feels a slight bulge in his pocket* Hn?
Wufei: *still grumbling* *puts his steak away*
Heero: *pulls the steak from his pants* Ah...I see who I am now..*an evil smirk forms across his face and nods slightly* Mm-hmm...*gaze falls on Duo who is clearly in vampire attire*
Duo: Uhh...hehehe.. Hey there Heero-boy...whatcha got there? heh..hehe...*sweatdrop*
Noin: Duo's hair really IS almost as pretty as Zechs's... *watches Duo's hair flow as he runs from Heero* Wow...
Zechs: *tries to sneak back onto the set with his mask*
Nikki: Nah, ah, ah Zechsy-boy. You can't be a handsome leader of the vamps with THAT thing on your head. *snaps it off and throws it off into never never land*
Millardo: *frowns* Oh well...I tried...
Noin: *smiles* You're so cute when you sulk, Zechs.
Everyone gapes at Noin's fangs.
Noin: *smile fades* What?!
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Trowa: Hello fellow vampires... *appears from the wardrobe room in a very handsome vamp costume*
Quatre: And hello fellow vampire hunters! *appears from the wardrobe room in George Washington attire*
Everyone: *sweatdrops yet again!* (All start doing a conga line and break into a short song. *WE love to sweatdrop, we do it all day long. Hey! WE love to sweatdrop, as long as things keep going wrong. Hey!*) *everyone goes back to normal but keep sweatdropping at Quatre*
(You)The reader: *major sweatdrop*
Nikki: *looks at you* What? ............WHAT?!
Dorothy: *sweatdrop* Uhh...Quatre?
Quatre: *smiles at Dorothy* Yes?
Dorothy: I don't know how to tell you this...but, you...have your wig on backwards!
Nikki: *facevaults* Agh...that hurts...maybe I should find another way to fall over...
Dorothy: *beams* Want me to help you fix it Quatre?
Quatre: Sure Dorothy!! *happily walks over to Dorothy*
Dorothy: *quickly grabs Quatre and drags him back into the wardrobe room* Hehehe...
Quatre: *?!?!* *door shuts behind them*
*loud laughing can be heard from inside the room*
Nikki: Oh geez... I guess I forgot to tell Dorothy that I gave her the rubber foam pair of fangs...
Everyone:*swea--*
Nikki: *turns to all of the cast* DON'T EVEN think about it!!! We've had enough sweatdrops in this story to last a lifetime!!!
Everyone:*facevaults*
Nikki: *sighs* this is going to be a long movie....
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Well, it's been a while since my last submission. ^_^ Sorry bout that...Hope you liked the story, I know it's been
awhile since I last submitted one of the chapters to "A Gundam Romance"...so go look that up if you want the whole story.
I would like to apologize for the 'conga line' that just popped up outta no where. Hehe, I kinda figured I was making people sweatdrop too much, so I figured I'd acknowledge it inside the story. So there you have it. ;O)
Well, usually I have a whole bunch of stuff to say down here...but tonight, I guess I just have nothing to say! Besides this: enjoy the rest of the stories and please read and review! :O)
And as usual, I must tell you that Gundam Wing is not mine... *sniff sniff* When will I ever get over that...
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A Gundam Romance turned bad.....
*Camera pans down to the island...Duo and Hilde are at it again...*
Nikki: Cut! Duo, I said CUT!!!
Duo: What is it now?! I remembered my line this time!! What are you yelling 'CUT' for now? *drops Hilde's coconuts*
Hilde: Duo! How am I supposed to play my scene when you keep on fumbling with my coconuts?! *sweatdrop*
*looks at Nikki* Uhh...now this is getting WAY too cheesy. This is MUCH worse than any romance novel! I mean, just look at what I just said...and it wasn't even in the script! *sigh* *mumbles as she shakes her head in exasperation* Fumbling with my coconuts.
HOW much more cheesy could I have made that sound?
Nikki: Well, I was just thinking that myself. This romance novel idea...it was too terribly thought out. Geez, did you see the last two scripts I wrote? At one point, Dorothy was supposed to be on the island...and then I forgot about that idea and automatically wrote her part into the mansion. Same thing with Duo pretty much...except...backwards...*sighs and shakes her head* No, I'm not staying with this romance novel idea any longer. I want to change it.
All of the cast: Wait a second...you DID write those scripts?
Nikki: *blush* Uhh...well. I guess I was telling a little itsy-bitsy fib when I said I wasn't the writer. But now that it's changing, it'll be a lot better. *smiles*
All: *facevault* We just did ALL those scenes and you want to change the whole thing?
Nikki: Hey! I can do that! I'm the director. Live with it. *snaps her fingers* *the whole set has now turned into a spooky castle scene* Now...*script appears in her hands* This time we are going to do a spooky vamp story.
All: *sweatdrop*
Duo: Do we even want to ask...
Zechs: ...how she managed...
Relena: ...to do that?
All: *look at each other* Forget it. *shake their heads and go to change into their wardrobes.*
Nikki: *Bwhahahaha!* I AM a god!! *Hahahaha*cough* *ahem* Excuse me.
Everyone comes back with their costumes on....each having something to say about them.
Dorothy: Hm...I LIKE this... *steps out onto the set in her slinky black vamp dress* Hehe...*licks her fangs* Yes sir, I could live
like this for a while...
Duo: Well, at least there aren't as many layers of clothing as there were last time....
Hilde: *blush* Uh...is this dress supposed to do that? *looks down at her chest*
Duo: *drool*
Nikki: *mallet whack followed by a loud 'OUCH' is heard.* Yes, Hilde. It's supposed to look like that. Dresses of this century accented a lot of a girl's most beautiful sections. You'll get used to it, trust me.
Duo: *rubs his head in pain*
Relena: *looks down at her own costume* Well, mine looks halfway decent... I don't look like a vampire at all in fact...
Nikki: That's because some of you are not vamps... yet. *sits down in her director's chair*
Wufei: *grumbles* I'm STILL only wearing one piece of clothing. Look at these pants! They...they're so...
Sally: *walks up to Wufei in a modest dress* They're so....spandex!! *laughs*
Wufei: Shut up Woman! I mean it! I want a shirt!!! *pulls out his stake* WHERE is the wardrobe person? I WANT to see her NOW.
Sally: How do you know it's a 'her'?
Wufei: Because only a woman would put me in something like this!!! *tightly grips his steak*
(author's brief chat with the reader: Wufei, you think to highly of us females! ALL of the girls who are reading this know that if the wardrobe person was REALLY a girl...You would be wearing MUCH less than just pants! ^_~) back to the story...
Heero: Hey, Wufei. Don't you start. I've got this hot, itchy blouse on... At least you don't have to wear that. Oh well...at least my spandex pants haven't left me... *friendly pats his pants * *feels a slight bulge in his pocket* Hn?
Wufei: *still grumbling* *puts his steak away*
Heero: *pulls the steak from his pants* Ah...I see who I am now..*an evil smirk forms across his face and nods slightly* Mm-hmm...*gaze falls on Duo who is clearly in vampire attire*
Duo: Uhh...hehehe.. Hey there Heero-boy...whatcha got there? heh..hehe...*sweatdrop*
Noin: Duo's hair really IS almost as pretty as Zechs's... *watches Duo's hair flow as he runs from Heero* Wow...
Zechs: *tries to sneak back onto the set with his mask*
Nikki: Nah, ah, ah Zechsy-boy. You can't be a handsome leader of the vamps with THAT thing on your head. *snaps it off and throws it off into never never land*
Millardo: *frowns* Oh well...I tried...
Noin: *smiles* You're so cute when you sulk, Zechs.
Everyone gapes at Noin's fangs.
Noin: *smile fades* What?!
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Trowa: Hello fellow vampires... *appears from the wardrobe room in a very handsome vamp costume*
Quatre: And hello fellow vampire hunters! *appears from the wardrobe room in George Washington attire*
Everyone: *sweatdrops yet again!* (All start doing a conga line and break into a short song. *WE love to sweatdrop, we do it all day long. Hey! WE love to sweatdrop, as long as things keep going wrong. Hey!*) *everyone goes back to normal but keep sweatdropping at Quatre*
(You)The reader: *major sweatdrop*
Nikki: *looks at you* What? ............WHAT?!
Dorothy: *sweatdrop* Uhh...Quatre?
Quatre: *smiles at Dorothy* Yes?
Dorothy: I don't know how to tell you this...but, you...have your wig on backwards!
Nikki: *facevaults* Agh...that hurts...maybe I should find another way to fall over...
Dorothy: *beams* Want me to help you fix it Quatre?
Quatre: Sure Dorothy!! *happily walks over to Dorothy*
Dorothy: *quickly grabs Quatre and drags him back into the wardrobe room* Hehehe...
Quatre: *?!?!* *door shuts behind them*
*loud laughing can be heard from inside the room*
Nikki: Oh geez... I guess I forgot to tell Dorothy that I gave her the rubber foam pair of fangs...
Everyone:*swea--*
Nikki: *turns to all of the cast* DON'T EVEN think about it!!! We've had enough sweatdrops in this story to last a lifetime!!!
Everyone:*facevaults*
Nikki: *sighs* this is going to be a long movie....
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Well, it's been a while since my last submission. ^_^ Sorry bout that...Hope you liked the story, I know it's been
awhile since I last submitted one of the chapters to "A Gundam Romance"...so go look that up if you want the whole story.
I would like to apologize for the 'conga line' that just popped up outta no where. Hehe, I kinda figured I was making people sweatdrop too much, so I figured I'd acknowledge it inside the story. So there you have it. ;O)
Well, usually I have a whole bunch of stuff to say down here...but tonight, I guess I just have nothing to say! Besides this: enjoy the rest of the stories and please read and review! :O)