Okay guys. It's been awhile, so I recommend to those who haven't seen this story before: "Go read the 'A Gundam Romance' stories." This chapter follows "A Gundam Romance gone bad". Once again, I say, I don't own Gundam Wing...also, I don't own the bags or candy bars *Mounds*...So don't sue me, cuz I don't have any money!! If you do sue me, you'll only get about 40 something dollars. ^^;; So as you can see, it's not worth the trouble, so just read my story and enjoy. ^_~
Lots of silliness in this story too...perversion stopped? NEVER! I know I said it would probably let up, but, I lied! ;O) R&R please! (Midii-chan, you get your wish...Trieze-sama shows up! ^_^)

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A Gundam Romance Gone bad...continued...

Battier than a bell full...


His slender fingers ran across the buttons as he looked down on the unsuspecting cast.. his faithful female servant standing idly by...Spooky music starts playing...low and haunting, it filters through the air of the set...

Elsewhere, down on the set....

His flowing chestnut colored hair fell beautifully around his shoulders. Beautiful violet orbs scanned the victim carefully, deciding whether to bite or leave the helpless one alone. He decided he was more hungry than he could stand...A sultry smile spread across his lips as long white fangs effortlessly slid into soft flesh, breaking through the smooth skin. Deep red liquid trickled clumsily down his fangs and onto his chin as he drew deeper.

Duo: So sweet....mmmmm...*he licks his fangs as he pulls back from his deadly bite*

A shrill shriek is heard from behind...

Hilde: AGH!!! DUO!!

Duo: *turns around and drops the now mangled tomato* WHAT?!

Hilde: THAT was for my sandwich!! *grabs the tomato from Duo*

Duo: *pouts* But...

Hilde: *gives a stern look*

Duo: *sighs* Sorry, Hilde. It just looked so inviting...and I was so...*his eyes pan hungrily down to Hilde's Mounds* ....HUNGRY!! *face brightens* Ah, haaa...those are much better than any tomato!! *slinks slowly toward Hilde*

Hilde: *turns to run* No way! You already took my tomato, you're not getting these too!! *runs off, tightly clutching her Mounds*

Duo: Oh yes I am! After that tomato, I need some sweet sugary goodness!! *runs after Hilde laughing like a mad man*

Nikki: *sighs as a Duo/Hilde blur flies past her* *turns to Noin* Are you guys ALWAYS like this when you're filming a show?

Noin: What can I say? Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't...

*both Nikki and Noin are silent for a long moment*

Noin: Uh...why do I feel like I should've facevaulted by now or something?

Nikki: You know...You're not gonna believe this, but I had that same exact feeling!

Millardo: *walks up sulking*

Nikki: *turns to Millardo* What's the matter Millardo?

Millardo: Dorothy tried to bite me...

Nikki: *sighs* Yeah, she's been doing that to everyone...

Millardo: *keeps sulking*

Noin: Aww...Zec--Millardo, lets go have lunch, hm? *extends her arm to Millardo*

Millardo: *smiles* *wraps his arms with hers*

Both leave the set, still in their vamp outfits...

Loud screams are heard, seconds after they walk out the door.

Nikki: *watches as they leave* Wonderful. I guess everyone is taking an extended break then? *sighs* Oh Well...*walks off to check on the rest of the remaining cast* We've got the rest of the day...*stops in her tracks when she hears a faint sound*

Spooky music gets louder. An ominous laugh fills the set.

Nikki: Wha?! *looks around* Urrggh.... *mouth twists in an irritated anger*

Another evil laugh fills the air.

Nikki: *looks up at the sound box* TRIEZE!!! STOP playing with the sound! I told you and Lady Une you could be the audio operators ONLY if you behaved!

Trieze: Hahaha*cough* *cough*ha...ha..*silent*

Nikki: That's better... *shakes her head as she walks off to check on the cast*

In the dressing rooms....

Quatre: I WILL avenge my mother's death!!

Trowa:.........

Quatre: *raises his stake* *plows it into Trowa's chest*

Trowa: *sputters* *dies*

Quatre: *smiles* That was really great Trowa!

Trowa: *opens his eyes* Really? *sits up and takes the prop stake out of his chest* Thanks, but, I still think I die too quickly in that scene...

Quatre: Well, the script IS vague on how you should die... *reads it aloud* It only says, "Sputter and then die"...

Trowa: Hm....yeah, just a bit vague...

Quatre: Still, I think you did great.

Trowa: Thanks Quatre. *gets up* Well, let's go find the rest of the cast...Maybe we can all rehearse together a little more before we start filming.

Quatre: Fine idea Trowa, my dear vampire. Let us be off! *runs out of the dressing rooms in a super man costume* *makes whooshing sounds as he runs*

Trowa: *sighs* Quatre, my friend...I'm afraid we are going to have to talk with the wardrobe person...

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Okay, okay...I know it didn't have much of Trieze, Midii...but it will later, I promise!! ^_^
Why did I end it like this? Cuz I can, and it was long enough already. So, be looking out for the next chapter soon!!

What happens?

Wufei and Heero are cooking barbecue, Duo catches Hilde and Sally with...?!?!, Noin and Millardo terrorize the city, Trowa joins forces with the audio operators, and Super-Quatre actually flies!!! Okay...So, I lied about the "Flying Quatre" part... But it got your attention, didn't it? ^_~