Authors note: This is my first fic, GO HARD IN YOUR REVIEWS! If you don't like it tell me! if you do, say so. As long as I know people are reading so I can try to do better.
----------------------------- My Daze with Them-------------------------------
Stormcrow: I am SOOOOOO tired.
Duo: You could write.
Stormcrow: Can't, too lazy
Duo: You got anything to drink around here?
Stormcrow: Yeah check the fridge, get me a coffee while you're at it.
Duo: NO!
Stormcrow: OMAE O KOROSU!!!!!
Duo: I'm outta here!
Stormcrow: NOOOOOOO!!!!! Don't leave me in my boredom!
Duo: HEY! is this lemonade?
Stormcrow: Yeah, the cups are over there.
Duo: Want some?
Stormcrow: Sure, what's it taste like?
Duo: Lotsa sugar.
Stormcrow: GIMME!!!!!!!!!
Duo: Here.
Stormcrow{Gulping}: Ah, now I haff ENERGY!
Duo{all teletubbie like}: Ehoh.
Stormcrow: Qweek, throw dat sveetch!(yes switch)
Duo: No master, you must not try to take over the world again!
Stormcrow: Vy not?
Duo: You'll just get busted, again.
Stormcrow: Ah yes, okay now I'm bored again.
Duo: I am so much more bored than you.
Stormcrow: ARE NOT!
Duo: ARE TOO!
Stormcrow: ARE NOT!
Duo: ARE TOO!
Stormcrow: ARE TOO!
Duo: ARE NOT!
Stormcrow: Thank you.
Duo: Drat.
Stormcrow: Let's get the guys over for a movie.
Duo: Why?
Stormcrow: SO I WON'T BE BORED YOU TWIT!
Duo: But what about the house?
Stormcrow: I'VE GOT INSURANCE YOU TWIT!
Duo: Stop calling me that!
Stormcrow: No, it suits you.
Duo: Yeah but you can't get mess insurance, can you?
Stormcrow: Then you can clean it up.
Duo: Why me?
Stormcrow: CAUSE YOU'RE AGGRAVATING ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: Ah.
Stormcrow: Now, a movie.
Duo: StarWars?
Stormcrow: No.
Duo: Rocky?
Stormcrow: No.
Duo: We could let them pick.
Stormcrow: No.
Duo: Why not?
Stormcrow: They won't agree. Quatre will want to watch Bambi or Alalddin. Trowa will want some old silent thing and Heero and Wufei will want something like Gladiator.
Duo: I liked Gladiator.
Stormcrow: Yeah, I liked it too but that's beside the point.
Duo: Sooo...
Stormcrow: We'll let them pick.
Duo: Why?
Stormcrow: I need subject material and this could provide some.
Duo: Oh.
---one hour later---
Heero{fingering brand new lime green i-Mac }: Where do you get this stuff?
Stormcrow: I'm the Author, remember? I can do anything.
Heero: Oh, yeah.
Stormcrow: Ok, what movie?
Quatre: Bambi! Or Aladdin?
Trowa: .......
Heero & Wufei: Gladiator.
Stormcrow: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: Huh?
Duo: He said that you would say that.
Heero: Well duh, He's the author he writes this stuff.
S.C.: He has a point.
Duo: Why does this say SC..?
S.C.: It's an acronym.
Duo: What's an acronym?
S.C.: Like an initial.
Heero: My initial is to succeed in my mission.
S.C.: No, your initial is H.Y.
Heero: MY INITIAL IS TO SUCCEED!!!!!
Duo: So let me get this straight... you're SANTA CLAUSE??????!!!!!!!!!!!!
S.C.: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S STORMCROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: Can we just watch the movie?
S.C.: That is the best idea any of you have had since Gladiator.
Quatre: I haven't seen this, what's it about?
S.C.: Very violent, very...
Quatre: NO MORE! I can't watch this! It goes against my pacifist beliefs!
S.C.: Hey what's this?
Quatre: BLUES CLUES!!!!!!
S.C.: SWEET!!!!!!
Trowa: !!!!!!!!
Heero: Mission, accepted.
Duo: YAY!!!!!!!!!
Wufei: He looks weak.
S.C.: That's just Steve. The little puppy is Blue.
Wufei: OOH! It's SOOOOOOO cute!
All sweatdrop.
S.C.: Uh, we could watch this instead?
All: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
S.C: Drinks?
Duo: COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quatre and Wufei: Tea.
Trowa: .......
Heero: Mission requires; Coke, diet.
All: HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero{blankly}: If you think I want to end up like him {Points to Duo} YOU HAVE ANOTHER THING COMING!
Duo{After three cups in two minutes}: CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA, WOO WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S.C.: Point taken.
Quatre: Points are sharp.
Heero: AHHHHHH!!!!!!! THIS COKE SPRAYED ME!!!!!!!!
S.C.{starts to back away}: Ehoh.
Heero{gives S.C. the FuryGlare}: OMAE O KOROSU!!!!!!!!!
S.C.: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: Get back here!
S.C.: DUO! GIMME{grabs Duo's coffee and gulps it down}
Duo: HEY! That's MY coffee!
S.C.: Need more...... AH HA! My bag! They'll be ... PIXI STIKS!!
Quatre: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Not the Pixi Stiks! Duo will get'em!
Wufei: No he won't.
S.C.{pours hole bag of pixi stiks in his mouth}: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: PIG! That's not fair, I WANTED SOME!!!!
S.C.{Reaches into his magic bag}: Here!
Duo{repeat S.C.'s sugar scene}: YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!
Trowa: !!!!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE GOT 'EM
Heero: WHY??? WHY MUST MY MISSION BE TO ENJOY THIS?????
S.C.: 'cause you don't have no pixi stiks!
Wufei: THAT WAS A DISHONOURABLE ACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: Shut up Wuffie.
Wufei: WUFEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: Sure, WUFFIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wufei: DIE MAXWELL!!
Duo: YIPE!!!!!!!!!!
S.C.{shakeing off sugar}: Ehoh, uh, Hi guys!!!!!
All: YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
S.C.: HERE!{hands out straight jackets} GET DUO!!!!!!!!
Trowa: !!!!!!!
Quatre: YAY!!!!!! Trowa got him!!!!!!
S.C.: Shut up Quatre.
Quatre{all whiney like}: WHAAAAA!!!!! Maganacs GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!
S.C.: Ehoh.
Heero: QUIT SAYIN THAT!!!!!
S.C.: I think it's starting to annoy you?
Heero: YES! I REALLY hate TELETUBBIES!!!!!!
S.C.: Ah.
Quatre: QUIT IT. MAGANACS, GET HIM!!!!!!!!
S.C.{Yanks out note pad and jots something down}: HA!!! TAKE THIS!!!!!
Maganacs: HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!
Quatre: What? WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?????
Heero: Because the Author just wrote that they would start to keel over?
S.C.: Quatre, I APOLOGIZE!!!!!
Wufei: Your honour is commendable, or is it COWARDICE?
All: SHUT UP!!!!!!!
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!!!!{walks off
mumbling somthing about justice}
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S.C.: Quatre, sit down and be quite.
Quatre: YOU'RE A MEANY!!!!!!
S.C.: No, I'm just trying to keep the movie going.
Quatre: Oh.
Heero: We'd better get something for Duo's sugar.
S.C.: That can wait til the shows over.
Duo: It's that bag I tell you, IT'S EVIL!!!!!
Wufei: Duo, it's just a backpack.
S.C.: JUST A BACKPACK!!!!!!!!! I'll have you know that this bag is magic!
Duo: Yeah, It's probably DISHONOURABLE as well, look what it did to me!
Heero: You've always been like that.
Wufei: JUSTICE SHALL BE SEVERED!!!!!!!!
Quatre: SEVERED???????
S.C.: That's a typo, it should be...
Wufei: JUSTICE SHALL BE SERVED!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: Much better.
Wufei: Give me that bag, so I can SERVE JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!
Duo: BURN IT, BURN IT, BURN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S.C.{hugging bag protectively}: NEVER!!!!!!!
Wufei: GIVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S.C.{reaching into bag}: Cream soda?
Wufei: OOOOOOH!!!!! It's PINK!!!!
Duo: YOU SHALL ALL SUFFER!!!!! THAT BAG IS CURSED!!!!!!!!
Quatre: Duo, it's just a soda.
Heero: I don't believe in magic, but...
S.C.: What?
Heero: Is there a root beer?
S.C.: Uhh... Here.
Quatre: I really think that we should help Duo now.
S.C.: Why?
Duo: Help MEEEEEE!!!!!!
Heero: That is getting annoying.
S.C.: TO THE BATCAVE!!!!!
--- at the Batcave---
S.C.{hands out hunchback suits}: Here, put these on.
Wufei: I refuse to wear that dishonourable uniform.
Quatre: It's bad for my posture.
S.C.: It's only ten minutes.
Quatre: all right.
Wufei: NEVER!
S.C.: Fine be that way, just don't expect to help us vanquish the DISHONOURABLE sugar rush!
Wufei{puts on suit} JUSTICE SHALL BE SERVED!!!!!!!!
---half hour later---
S.C.: Ah! Here's my Dr.J glasses
Quatre: My back is starting to hurt.
S.C.: Shut up.
---hour later---
S.C.{holds up vial of anticrazy™}: DONE!!!!! Now I can burn these glasses, Heero?
Heero: What?
S.C.: How does he do it?
Heero: No idea.
---at the house---
Duo{trying to hop over to funance while holding bag}: Soon the bag will be burned and then, I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!!!
S.C.: Duo, we got the medi... DUO WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY BAG????
Duo: It must BURN BURN BURN!!!!!!!
Quatre: I'll save it!
Quatre saves the bag, but BURNS HIS BUNNY SLIPPERS!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: No, NOT MY SLIPPERS!!!!!!!!!
S.C.: Duo, You have condemned us all.
Quatre{psychotically}: Hehehehehehehehehehe...
Heero: DUO YOU LOUSE!!!!!!! YOU SENT HIM PSYCHO AGAIN!!!!!!!!
S.C.:MadM.
Heero: Nasty.
S.C.: QUICK, ANTICRAZY!!!!!!!!!!
Trowa: .........
S.C.: Hold still,Duo.
Duo: NEVER! I shall burn that bag, IT IS EVIL!!!!!!
Quatre: I SHALL AVENGE THE BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!
S.C.{jabbing Duo}: TAKE THAT!!!!!!!
Duo collapses on to the floor.
Heero: Now the other one.
S.C.: YOU THINK THIS IS EASY???
YOU TRY!!!!
Wufei: TAKE THAT WINNER!!!!!!!!
S.C.: Wufei! We'd thought you'd left us!
Wufei: That was DISHONOURABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take that!{stabs Stormcrow with needle}
S.C.: OW!!!!!
Quatre: Oh such horrible memories!
Trowa: OH SHUT UP THE LOT OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
All{sweatdrop}: Trowa,,,, you talked!!!
Trowa: I can talk, I just find listening to you fight much more entertaining.
S.C.: Ah.
Quatre: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
All: WHAT?
Quatre: MR. AND MRS. FLUFFY!!!!
Heero: Quatre, their slippers we can get new ones!
Quatre: You can?
All: YES!!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: Oh, can we get ducks? I don't like bunnies.
All sweatdrop and fall over.
S.C.: It is going to be one of those daze.
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