~~~~~~~~~~My daze with Them Part Two: Tweize Daze~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This chapter begins where the other took off same period of 30 seconds.
Heero: We still haven't seen that movie.
S.C: To launch a complaint you have to go to the complaints and wait in line like everybody else.
Heero{Sees line 10 million miles long}: Forget it.
Quatre: Let's watch more Blues Clues.
Duo: YEAH!!!!!
S.C.: No, it had a negative affect on Wufei.
Wufei: Cute little blue puppy dogs!!!!!!!!! WANT MORE CUTE LITTLE BLUE PUPPY DOGS!!!!!!!
S.C.: ehem?
All: uhhh........
S.C: Lets do something to annoy someone.
Heero: Who?
All{really evil like}: Treize.........
-------------At OZ HQ--------------
Treize: Lady Une! Would you get the phone?
Une: Yes your excellency!
-----------On the other end of the line-----------------
Quatre: Is Treize available?
-----------On the other end of the line-----------------
Une: Why?
-----------On the other end of the line-----------------
Quatre: I need someone to..... Guys! what should I say?
S.C.: We'll turn me Chibi (o_O) and get Treize to babysit.
Quatre: But like what should I say?
Duo: He could be your nephew.
S.C.: NO......
Quatre: WAY!!!!!!
Heero: It would work.
S.C.: I have a better idea.{grabs phone} Hello? Yes I need Treize to babysit...what he CAN'T??? But It's the Author's kid brother.....He can? That's great. Come by in an hour.
-------------At OZ HQ--------------
Treize: I CAN'T BELIVE YOU DID THAT!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know how to babysit.
Une: It's easy, all you do is hide everything breakable and put all the paint and pens and stuff where he can't find them. Anyway if I'd said no we might not get paid.
Treize: Maybe I could have an impression on the child.
Une: Yeah whatever, I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID THAT!!!!!!!
Treize: Huh?
Une: Nothing.
----------At the Batcave----------------
Duo: We got him.
S.C.: GREAT!!!! Now all we have to do is turn me chibi!
Heero: How are we gonna do that?
Trowa: ..........
Heero: Cough it up.
Trowa: Sugar usually works.
Quatre: NOT SUGAR!!!!!!!
Trowa: No other way.
S.C: Trowa's right. Some times "Men of Vision" must make sacrifices.
---------Half hour later-----------
S.C: Ok men! Lash me to the mast!
Duo: How many times has this kid read "The Oddysee"?
Quatre: No idea.
S.C: 50 today.
Heero: Okay, START POURING!!!!!!!!!!
They all start pouring the Pixi Sugar into S.C.'s mouth
S.C: MORE!!!! MORE!!!!!{turns chibi and slips out of ropes}
Heero: Men, stand back.
Chibi S.C: Ith thowkay guys! Awl I want ith Tweize.
Duo: Hey! He's pretty good at chibi talk!
Chibi S.C: Cworse I am. I'm the Awthor.
Heero: He has a point.
Quatre: Treize is going to be here soon.
Chibi S.C: Heero, go get a video camwa.
Heero{picks camera out of the magic bag}: This one?
C.S.C: Yeah, ok Duo, Wufei, Trowa,
Quatre, go hide outside and all get a camwa. Tape the "Tweize Daze" and
then we'll have some fun.
Duo, Wufei, Trowa and Quatre run outside and hide in the hedge.
----------In the hedge------------
Wufei: Get your dishonorable feet outta my face Maxwell!!!!!!
Duo: Get your dishonorable face offa my feet!!!!
Wufei: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY FACE!!!! You dishonor yourself!!
Trowa: Shut up!!!!
-----------------The Batcave-----------------
Treize: I'm here!!
Heero: Great! Everything he needs is in that bag!
Treize: Uh, where is he?
Heero: Hiding somewhere, See ya!!!
Heero runs out the door, and around the house looking in thru the window with the camera.
Treize: Ok, KID!! Where are you?
C.S.C: You'll never catch me Tweize!!!
Treize: It's TREIZE!!!!
C.S.C: Dat's wot I said TWEIZE!!!
Treize: you can't say it right!
C.S.C: Sound wite ta me!!
Treize: Whatever, I'm going to put a movie on for you.
C.S.C: What?
Treize: It's called "The joys of rose gardening".
C.S.C: I hate woses
Treize: No one hates roses!
C.S.C: I do!!!
Treize: Nonsense! Now pay attention.
C.S.C{pretending to be alsleep}: SNORE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Treize: Finally.
Treize goes out to the kitchen and raids the fridge, then he comes back with a hogie bigger than Wing Zero.
Treize: Meeeee and my saaandwitch la la la la la.
C.S.C{pounceing on Treize}: GIMME!!!!!!
Treize: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Not my hogie!!!!!!!
C.S.C: YOUR HOGIE???? My hogie!!!!!!
Treize: No it's mine. I made it.
C.S.C: MINE!!!!!!!
Treize: I'm sorry but that belongs to me.
C.S.C.{starts whacking Treize's shins with rubber sword}: MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!!!!!!
Treize: OW!!!!!!!! Here!!!!!{gives C.S.C. hogie}
C.S.C: Get me a dwink!
Treize: What's the magic word?
C.S.C: NOW!!!!!!
Treize: Alright! here!
C.S.C: This is stwaberry soda.
Treize: So?
C.S.C: I WANT COFFEE!!!!!!!
Treize: But coffee isn't healthy for young children,
C.S.C: But I dwon't care!!! I WIKE it!!!!!!
Treize: YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C.S.C: TAKE THAT!!!!{whacks Treize with "THE BAG"}
Treize: Where'd you get that?
C.S.C: It's my bag.
Treize: The one Heero said your stuff was in?
C.S.C: Yup.
Treize: Can I see whats in it?
C.S.C.{Beaming with that chibi thing}: Sure!{dumps the contents of the bag on the floor}
Treizes eyes pop out of his head when he sees the junk.
Treize: What's this?
C.S.C: Dat's my Anticwazy sewum.
Treize: And this?
C.S.C: Dose are my Awchie Comics.
Treize: And this?
C.S.C: That's a gun.
Treize: A GUN???????
C.S.C: Yup!
Treize: You're not a child..... YOU'RE A CHIBI!!!!!!!!!
C.S.C: You're not supposed to know that.
Treize: The gun was a dead giveaway.
C.S.C: Yup, dwead.{points gun at Treize}
Treize: What are y-you doing?
C.S.C: Mwisson Dewied.
Treize{pulls out cell phone}: UNE!!! Get me outta here!!!! Une? Une?
C.S.C: We twacted all the cell phownes in a tewn miwle wadius.
Treize: MERCY!!!!!!
C.S.C: No.
Treize: Why?
C.S.C: Cause I want to see you SWUFFER!!!!
Treize: WHAAAAAA!!!!!!!! I DON"T WANNA DIEEEEEEEEE
C.S.C. shoots the gun. One of thoses little flags,the kind that says "BOOM" on it pops out. It has the word "LOSER" emblazoned on it.
C.S.C: Ok Heero, come on in.
Heero: I got the tape.
Treize: Tape? What tape?
Heero: The one we are going to brodcast on international TV.
Treize: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: But we will let you watch it first.
Treize: Ok, I think.
-----after the gang[the WHOLE gang]has been rounded up---------
Zechs: Why are we here again?
Relena: No idea.
Dorothy[She is scary]: Somthing about a movie.
Une[starry eyed]: With TREIZE in it!
S.C.[back to normal, as far as that goes]: We have brought you here........
Howard{throwing box of popcorn}: SHADDAP AND START THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!
S.C.{Gets hit}: OW!!!!{rubs head} Ok, ROLL FILM!!!!
The movie starts to play.
-------After the movie----------
Relena: Such violence..... that's so cruel.
Howard: Best movie I've seen in a long time.
Une: THEY SHALL DIE!!!!!!!!
Zechs: I did not see the end coming.
Treize: WHAAAAAAAA!!!!! {runs off into the sunset screaming his lost head off}
------------The end------------
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