I know what you're thinking, this fic is just
plain boring and gay and is not the least bit exiting
or funny. I'm trying to make it better. Anyway, During
this fic I am seriously going to kick Ash's butt. He is
a very nice guy, dimwitted, but nice. His over confidence
just really anoys me.
Misty: Okay, here is match number one: V7 vs. Ash!
DING DING!!!
Ash: Mwahahahaha! I'm going to walk all over your six-tailed butt!
V7: I would love to see you try!
Ash starts out with a thunderbolt attack, but he has
bad aim and misses. V7 darts in for a quick attack, but Ash
is saved by his agility. Ash trys for a thundershock and hits.
V7, momentarily stunned, is nailed by Ash's swift. V7 regains
her feet, and glares at Ash, her eyes glowing purple, using her
confuse ray. Ash runs in for a quick attack, but misses V7 compleatly
and hits a rock head on. V7 shoots her flamethrower, the flames
washing over Ash's body. Then, she connects a quick attack
sending Ash flying.
DING! DING!
Misty: Ash is no longer able to battle, V7 wins the match!
Ash: Hee hee...look at all the birdies...
V7: Yahoo! Vulpix kicks @$$! Anybody else wanna teke this on?
Everybody: UH UH!
Well, now are friends are walking around in the woods.
Ash: I smell somthing...
Misty: IT'S WATER!!!!!
Misty runs a little ways ahead, and jumps into a big river.
Brock & V7: WATER!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
They start running around in circles, until both run into
a big rock, and are mercifully knocked out.
Jessie: What's with them?
Meowth: Fire and rock type poke'mon are hydrophobic.
Ash: What dose that mean?
Jessie: It means they're afraid of water dimwit.
Ash: Thats it! I challlenge you to a match!
DING DING!!!
Jessie atempts a poison sting, but Ash dodges with
agility and thunderbolts Jessie leaving her sizzling.
Ash: Hahahahahaha!!! I won!
Jessie: Not yet twerp!
Jessie Grabs Ash in her coils, squeezing his little
body. She then Bites him hard.
Ash: YAAAAAA!!! Owchie! I give I give!!!
Jessie: That will teach you!
Pikachu: Ash!!! You are a disgrace to all pikachu!!!
Well, Brock and V7 regain conciousness. Brock is fine,
but V7 looks at the water and starts fliping out again.
V7: YAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Water!!! Lots of WATER!!!!
Brock wacks her on the head knocking her out.
Brock: Poor deranged creature...
Meowth: Has anyone seen James?
James: Hee Hee Hee!!!
James is swinging in a tree yelling like a nitwit.
V7: *Sigh* Boy do I have a headache.... YAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
WATER!!! HEALLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!
Once again, Brock knocks her out cold
Ash: That can't be good for her health...
Pikachu: She is already a wako, you don't have to make it worse.
Do you guys know how much it hurts to get wacked by an onix?
WELL I DO NOW!!! Uggg.. my brain hurts...I need to write somthing
deranged...