Outtakes
(Those scenes you were not meant to see)
Written by Alain Gravel
http://www.geocities.com/rakna01/
Based on characters created by and copyright to GAINAX.
February 14th 1999 to February 14th 2000
Introduction:
These are scenes, omake or suggestions that didn't make it into the original story (in some case, the context didn't allow the use of those scenes, in other cases, these scenes where just plainly stupid). I thought it would be a waste to simply discard those, so, inspired by a same "chapter" written by Jim Lazar, in the context of his story "Garden of EVA" (read it, some twisted fun), I've put all those "forgotten" scenes together into this little outtakes file.
Oh yeah... Some of the scenes here qualifies as 'Lime'. Actually, some
may even qualify as 'lemon'. Now you are warned.
- Scene #1 -
"When I came to NERV, it was usually either to go fight Angels or to submit myself to Dr. Akagi's never-ending tests." TOILI, Chapter 3 - Breaking the Ice.
This little line caused EeL, one of my pre-readers and author of "HERZ" (you should read that fic BTW), to give me a quick and funny comment. From there, (and also the fact that I watched some Tenchi Muyo the day before) the gears in my sick mind started to turn and soon, a little omake was born. Only problem: it really didn't fit anywhere.
Once it was ready, I've shown it to a few people. While they found it
funny, I was told this little thing had some similarities with a story
by Shinji the 10 o'Clock Assassin, "No need for Shinji". This is pure coincidence.
Besides, this thing really follows more what happens in the Tenchi Muyo
OVA 7. Well what might have happened if Mihoshi hadn't shown up ^_^
In the depth of NERV headquarters, into one of it's highly secret
laboratories, a small drama was about to take place...
NERV Evangelion Pilot, Ikari Shinji, was standing, almost naked
except for his boxer shorts, arms and legs immobilized by mechanical
restraints. Near him was Dr. Akagi Ritsuko, busy looking at the data on
her computer.
"Umm... blood, body fluids, hair samples... That's just about all
the physical samples. Brain wave pattern, harmonics pattern...
Everything seems normal.", said the doctor.
The young pilot couldn't help but feeling reassured at hearing this.
Although he didn't really feel comfortable about his position right now,
being semi naked in front of a woman, even if she was a doctor...
"I have all the samples I need for analysis..."
Shinji was happy to hear this. That meant he could go, right?
"Except for the most important one!"
Shinji could help but feeling fear as he saw the doctor leave the
room, then quickly come back, clad in a nurse outfit and putting white
plastic gloves...
"I'm ready now!"
"Uh... What's... with the... nurse outfit?"
The doctor just gave him a wicked smile. Shinji couldn't help but
shudder as he saw the predatory look in her eyes. Then she let out a
wicked laugh and walked toward him. Fear became sheer panic as Shinji
realized the doctor had just grabbed his shorts.
"What are you doing?!"
"Just need some sperm sample."
At the thought, Shinji started to squirm in order to get free. All
in vain of course.
"You're joking, right..." he barely managed to ask.
The doctor smiled. This didn't reassured the boy one bit.
"Strictly medical. But don't worry. I am, after all, the number one
genius scientist of the universe! And I do have a lot of practice in
these matters. Just ask your father..."
In the shadows, two red eyes watched, as protests slowly became
moans.
"Interesting..."
- Scene #2 -
The following piece was sent to me by my trusted pre-reader, Darren Demaine (some of his work is on my page, read it!). I found it quite funny. Only one problem... The day before getting this mail, I had already applied a similar idea on my chapter 6, so I couldn't use it. Still, I liked the punch line at the end, so here it is...
I've modified a few bits here and there, but it's still basically how
Darren send it to me. I just added the first lines to show how this could
have been ether added to chapter 5 or used as an omake.
Morning came as usual. And as usual, I wasn't waken
up by the light of the rising sun, but rather by the fiery temper of my
roommate, co-worker and source of daily pain and annoyance, Sohryu Asuka
Langley.
"Come on! I want breakfast! NOW!"
However, unlike any other day, I panicked as I heard
those words. It probably had something to do with the fact that I was holding
in my arms a certain blue haired girl. A barely clothed blue haired girl
I might add. Now, if I knew Asuka well enough, she was probably about to
burst into my room any moment now. And if she were to find us like this...
"I'm gonna die..." I thought. (reminds me of Makoto
from El-Hazard...)
My guess proved to be right, as Asuka finally got
tired of waiting and opened my door. I knew it was too late, but I tried
to hide Rei under a blanket.
(my part mainly ends here)
Asuka looked mad enough to kill someone. Since there
were only two other people in the room at the time, that meant a 50/50
chance it would be me.
"First!" Asuka shouted, stepping forward. "How dare you!?"
"Asuka-" I tried to interrupt.
"Shut up!" she screamed at me. Turning back to the ever
calm Rei, Asuka's ire seemed to turn up several notches. "How dare you?!
You know perfectly well I get him Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays! You'll
just have to wait for your next Monday, Wednesday, or Friday!"
For some reason, the squeak that escaped my lips at this
knowledge sure sounded like, "What about Sundays?"
Misato leaned in through the open door.
"Well, someone had to take up the difference for the odd
number of days in the week. You don't want these two girls kill each other
over it, do you?"
I felt faint.
Misato turned away.
"It's just too bad that Pen-Pen won the coin toss for
that day though."
- Scene #3 -
This part was written as a omake for either Chapter 7 or a side story of chapter 7. However, to make it more interesting (at least in my opinion) I used a plot device I've seen in a story by Godsend777 (Strangely Darkfic). So I didn't want to use it in TOILI. But I had to write it.
Misato watched with a mixture of horror and
consternation as the girls fought. She knew that there was tension between
the girls, but she never imagined it could come down to this. When Rei
fell to the floor and Asuka started relentlessly kicking her in the ribs
and back with her feet, Misato understood that she had to do something.
"Asuka stop this now!"
The redhead gave the Major a look so full of hatred
that she would remember it the rest of her life. However, Asuka stopped
kicking Rei... that is until the blue haired girl bit her ankle, then grabbed
her long red hair and pulled her to the floor. The fight started again and this
time it was even more vicious.
Misato thought about trying to physically stop them,
but with the girls this out of control, chances were that she would be knocked
down first. So she decided to use her mind instead. Unfortunately for her, her
mind was partially clouded by a six pack of beer...
Without much thought, Misato pulled a picture from her
jacket. It was part of her private collection...
"Yoo-hoo! Girls! Look! Look! A picture of Shinji naked!"
The two girls went still. Then, slowly, their head
turned toward Misato. Later, the Major swore that their eyes lit up with a
eerie glow.
Berserkers.
She barely had the chance to realize how stupid that
idea had been before being subject of untold scenes of extreme violence.
- Scene #4 -
One of NGE most controversial question is: Who killed Ryouji Kaji? Let's
see if we can find out...
(first, let's see the "original" scene)
As he heard footsteps closing in, Kaji Ryouji knew
that the time had come. He had become too much of a threat for SEELE and
NERV to live much longer. The urge to try and simply escape was great,
but it would not solve anything. Only with his death could he protect those
he loved and cared about.
He opened his eyes and raised his head, so that
he could see the eyes of the person intent on killing him.
"Hi. You're late."
The sound of a shot echoed in the room.
Kaji Ryouji fell limply onto the ground. His assassin
left without a word...
---
(First possibility)
"Yes. the case was solved."
Those where words from the men of Intelligence. The case. Was he
just that to them, just a problem to eliminate?
"How is he?"
"I have no idea."
The men in black didn't try to hide facts from her. She was sure of
that. They had messed up. He wasn't a man that you could kill that
easily. He wasn't dead.
But she was supposed to meet him. Maybe it was destiny. Intelligence
had released her almost just in time.
Taking her gun out of her jacket, she looked at it. The men from
Intelligence had gave it back to her on her release. Was it its purpose,
its fate? It felt heavy in her hand. For the first time, she realized
how ugly it seemed to her. She verified the clip. Full.
She moved on, knowing quite well how close she was from her
destination.
Then she saw him.
He stood there, looking calm, relaxed, eyes closed. Not what you
would have expected from someone you were supposed to shoot on sight.
He still hadn't shaved.
She raised her arm. She couldn't keep it steady. Her aim was at best
sloppy.
She didn't want to kill him. She didn't want to. But it was her
duty...
What was the value of duty?
Probably sensing her presence, he opened his eyes. A smile grew on
her face.
"Hi! You're late."
He was oblivious to the weapon pointed toward him. No, that wasn't
true. He did know of the weapon. But he didn't care. Because, she knew
he didn't believe she had what it took to pull the trigger. His smile
seemed to widen. A mocking smile. The smile of a man who knew he had
complete control over her. She may have resisted, but she had always
been his.
Part of her wanted to give in. Part of her wanted to drop the weapon
and take him in her arms, warn him of the fate that he probably knew
awaited him. But she had her duty. That man was to be executed.
He had betrayed NERV.
And most of all, he had betrayed all trust she had ever put in him.
She knew he was a spy. She has thought that he was only after the truth.
But he had worked against them...
He had betrayed NERV, the organization she had joined to get her
revenge against the Angels. Her life's work. Did he ever love her? Or
did he just used her to get the information he needed? Part of her felt
good at that thought. The part of her mind that sought to be defiled,
that wanted to be unpure.
Only one pull of a trigger... it was a simple task, really. Still,
she just couldn't do it.
Because, goddammit, she loved that jerk!
"Put it down, Katsuragi. You know you won't use it. You don't have
what it takes."
Those words!
"You don't have what it takes."
Her father had said the same thing when her mother had threaten to
divorce him. And he had almost been right. Her father had been a weak
man. Her mother was no better.
"You don't have what it takes."
For a moment, it wasn't the man she loved, Kaji Ryouji, that stood
before her, but her father.
The sound of gunfire echoed in the room.
The man hit the ground, very simply, not to move again.
Strangely, Katsuragi Misato realized that she didn't feel a thing.
Her heart felt... empty. No joy, no pain. She had only done her duty.
She only felt... very tired.
Was that how Rei used to feel everyday?
She gave the man a last look, then left for her home, picking up her
cell phone on the way to inform Intelligence that their screw up had
been fixed.
Only almost half an hour later, as she listen to a message on her
answering machine, did she finally felt emotions again as her heart
shattered.
---
(Second possibility)
The man walked through the corridors of NERV, his steps deliberately
slow. He was in no hurry. Everything was going according to his plans.
It always did.
He was probably wasting his time going to this rendezvous. But he
knew that the man he was supposed to meet wasn't to be underestimated.
He was very intelligent and the past had shown that Security and
Intelligence could do a very sloppy job. Loosing the Third Children
after the Fourth Angel attack was an example. Fuyutsuki's kidnapping was
another. Good employees were hard to find...
Then man extracted a gun from his jacket. He was nearly there.
The thought that he could be killed never crossed his mind. It
wasn't part of his scenario.
There he was, the man named Kaji Ryouji. A spy that served NERV,
SEELE and the Japanese government. A bright man, but very foolish.
"Hi. You're late."
"I'm not really surprised to see that you managed to evade Security
so far. But I didn't think you would be so careless as to come here.
"I doubt I could have exited Headquarters. So, before the time
finally comes, I wanted to see if you were willing to share your plans
with a dead man. I think I mostly fired them out, but I'm still not
entirely sure."
The man smirked. Usually, such a display of emotion would be hidden
behind gloved hands.
Then, he gave the spy then answer he was willing to give up his life
for.
"I see..."
"Your usefulness to this organization has come to an end, Agent
Kaji. It is therefore time to end our partnership."
The sound of gunfire echoed in the room.
The Kaji Ryouji hit the ground, not to move again.
The man didn't even give a second look at the corpse. He walked
away, no emotion what so ever showing on his face. He picked up a cell
phone from his jacket.
"It's me. Prepare a cleaning crew. Our problem has been solved."
---
(Third possibility)
As he heard footsteps closing by, Kaji Ryouji knew that the time had
come. He had become too much of a threat for SEELE and NERV to live much
longer. The urge of trying to simply escape was great, but it would not
solve anything. Only with his death could he protect those he loved and
cared about.
He opened his eyes and raised his head, so that he could see the
eyes of the person who would kill him.
"Hi. You're late."
"Kaji, do you think I am fat?"
Surprised, Kaji Ryouji stared at the blue haired EVA pilot.
"Whaaaaa! You think I am fat!"
The sound of gunfire echoed in the room.
Then, Kaji Ryouji fell limply on the ground. His assassin left
without a word...
"Maybe I should ask Commander Ikari," pondered the girl.
- Scene #5 -
As mentionned in chapter 10, this scene is the result of a dare by fellow fanfic author, Ka-Wing Tam. We were discussing possible matchups for TOILI when the mention of Asuka with a girl came up (we were also discussing Maya and Ritsuko). While I found that unlikely, I wrote a little bit about another possible girl/girl matchup; Rei and Hotaru. Ka-Wing then dared me to use it:
> >>"Such a kawaii girl," added Rei, almost dreamily.
> >
> >Okay, this was hilarious. Do it. I dare you.
>
> Fine :)
I was kidding!!! No, do use it. Let's see what your readers do.
So I did use it. The reaction from my pre-reader was as expected...
a bit uncomfortable. However, I didn't want to waste this little piece.
So here it is:
I really felt that we needed a change of subject.
"Did you invite Hotaru over like I suggested?"
The blue-haired girl nodded with a smile. I was
glad to hear that. I had been afraid that Rei would feel lonely. She had
once slept over at Hotaru's house, but she had never invited her friend
here. As she got closer to Asuka, Rei spent less time with her other friend.
I thought it would be a good opportunity for both of them to have some
time together.
"So, you two had fun?"
"It was... very pleasant..."
I froze again.
Rei was blushing. Heavily. And that look in you
eyes... I knew that look...
Did these two...?
I didn't want to know...
Okay, I did want to know, but I was trying hard
to keep that part of me under control. I was probably reading too much
into the innocent comments Rei was making...
"Such a kawaii girl," added Rei, almost dreamily.
My heart skipped a bit. My god, they... Without
doubt, Rei sensed how shocked I was.
"Do not worry, Shin-chan. You are the only one I
desire. I love Hotaru-chan, but it is not the same love I feel for you.
I only helped her to answer some questions she had... about sex."
I was still more or less under the shock of what
I had just heard.
"Ques... questions?"
"Yes. She met someone over the Internet, a few months
ago. Someone our age, if that person didn't lie. It seems she has developed
feelings for that individual. He asked to meet her in one week. She is
afraid to accept. She was uncertain what to do. So I told her about our
first date... and how it ended. That is when she asked about... sex. She
is quite shy and naive. She never... really dared... explore her own body.
We took care of that."
I tried to chase away the thoughts that came into
my mind. Rei and Hotaru... Too bad it wasn't working.
One specific thought in particular perturbed me...
"Was it the first time that you... with another
girl...?"
"I... am not sure..."
"You're not sure!?"
Rei seemed a bit embarrassed now.
"It did not really... involve sex. It... happened
while you were in Unit-01. One night... Asuka and I had a fight. We both...
fell into each other's arms once we got too tired to fight and... anger
was replaced by sadness and fear. We both feared that we would lose you.
We were hurt and confused. It felt... warm and comforting... to be so close
to Asuka. I think she felt the same way... as we both started to feel each
other's body, maybe seeking the closeness we only felt when we shared our
nights with you. After a moment, without realizing what we were doing...
we... kissed. It felt very good, but we knew it was wrong... we love you.
We fell asleep after that and it never happened again."
Asuka and Rei... had kissed...
I suddenly felt faint as the blood in my brain headed
for my nose... and a certain other location...
- Scene #6 -
The Chapter 11 you read is not the original one. The original edition
involved a "closer" relationship between Kaoru and Shinji (in other
words, they had pointless sex). For several reasons (see Chapter 11
author's notes). I've made numerous changes to Chapter 11. One of the
most obvious changes was to completely remove the following scene. The
impact was rather significant, as several omake (most of them already
destined to the outtakes) suddenly didn't make sense. So, for those who
haven't seen it, here's the lost Chapter 11 scene...
I probably fell asleep this way, because when I woke up, I was
startled to find a very naked Kaoru straddling my waist and unbuttoning
my shirt.
"Kaoru!? What are you doing!?"
She didn't listen. I looked at her eyes. They seemed filled with
interest, not to mention a hint of lust. It quickly turned to
disapproval when she discovered I was wearing a T-shirt underneath the
now opened shirt. I really started to freak out when she grabbed the
collar and ripped it in two in a single and apparently effortless move.
"KAORU!?!"
I tried to grab her to pull her away, but her hands caught my wrists
and pulled them over my head. To do so, she had to bend down and I found
my nose right in the middle of two orbs of flesh. I couldn't help but to
find her scent, as well as the sight, very captivating. I felt myself
melting right there and found myself too weak to try to break her hold
on my arms.
She released her hold on my wrists and slowly, slid down on the bed.
The feeling of her fingers against the skin of my forearms felt
electrical, as well as the touch of her cheek against mine. She stopped
her descent when her head reached my chest, where it laid.
"I can hear your heart beat. It is comforting."
"Kaoru..."
"I want you, Shinji-kun."
I put my hands on her shoulder to move her away, but her skin felt
so soft that I just couldn't do it.
"I cannot help thinking about you. Just knowing you were sleeping
nearby... my body felt as if it was on fire."
Her head rose. Her body moved down again and soon, her hands were
unbuttoning my pants and removing them.
"I need you."
"Kaoru.... no..."
"Relax, Shinji-kun. Just enjoy it..."
I didn't have the strength to fight her. And why should I have? One
of the girls I loved had died and the other had run away. Not to mention
I had already betrayed both of them with the other. And even if I tried
to convince myself otherwise, I did enjoy the feeling of Kaoru's breasts
against my chest. A certain part of my anatomy, already standing ready
to perform one of the two tasks it had been designed for, attested to
that.
But there was something else. I was afraid. Afraid that if I said
no, she would leave and never return. Leave me all alone again. A
strange paradox. Accepting risking getting hurt just because I feared
getting hurt. How pathetic...
So I just let it happen.
I still have mixed feelings about it. Despite everything, I
shouldn't have let it happen. I still feel guilty about it. While my
actions with Rei and Asuka were justified both by the context in which
they happened and the fact that I did truly love both of them, I never
loved Kaoru. However, I did learn an important lesson out of this
experience. I learned just how much 'making love' and 'having sex' could
be two different concepts.
Nevertheless the experience with Kaoru had been enjoyable. I won't
try to deny it. However, as she laid at my side once we had both
climaxed, it felt... hollow. There had been passion, even if I didn't do
much more at first than just lay there and stare at the ceiling, but
there had been no love, at least not from my side. The experience had
lacked... something. A bonding. Two hearts becoming one, as Rei might
have said. With Rei, and later with Asuka, I had felt this feeling... a
bond... a belonging... I had been hers and she had been mine. I never
felt that with Kaoru.
"Thank you, Shinji-kun. I think I understand now... the merging of
man and woman to create life..." she whispered, her lips almost against
my ear. "I learned a lot. And I now know that I do love you..."
These worlds didn't help me feel better about the whole
experience...
"Kaoru... I... I'm afraid that... I may never return the feeling. At
least not fully. I don't think I can think of you as more then a
friend."
"I know, Shinji-kun. I know..."
This surprised me. She knew? Yet... she still loved me and had gone
as far as this with me?
"Kaoru..."
She answered only by snuggling herself closer to me. Her presence
felt warm and comfortable. I closed my eyes, and tried to think this was
someone else. The girl whose name I had moaned as I had reached my
climax...
This was the original Chapter 11 omake. Unfortunately, with the changes
made to Chapter 11, it could no longer be used. But it wasn't wasted...
This omake was a generous donation by Godsend777.
"I want you. I need you. When I am around you, there is a fire inside me that calls for you."
"Kaoru... wait..."
I started to get scared as she ripped my undershirt clean in half. I tried to stop her, but by the time she had made it down to unbuttoning my pants, I stopped struggling. As she lowered herself on me, I finally decided to go with the flow. She started to moan, and I soon followed, our bodies pumping in a speedy rhythm that only enticed us to go further. It was during this rhythm that I felt her take my hand in hers and put them against the headboard behind me. I didn't really care until I heard the telltale clicking noise.
I looked up to see my both my hands handcuffed to the headboard, as well as a marvelous underside view of the naked Kaoru.
Upon closer inspection of the handcuffs, I saw the words 'She' and 'Devil' engraved on the sides. These... were Asuka's...
I shifted my gaze back to Kaoru, who slid off and left a certain part of my body exposed to a chilling cold. She didn't notice as I squirmed. Instead, she donned a German Military cap and picked up a cat o' nine tails.
"I found these in the Second Children's room." She said, smiling dangerously.
I sighed in relief as she test-cracked the whip in the air a few times. At least she hadn't gone over to Rei's apartment...
"And I found this in the First Children's apartment." She said triumphantly as she whipped the curtain off a previously unnoticed object in the room.
Rei's spiked rack.
I groaned. Not again...
"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!"
This is an idea that came to me while I was looking for an omake for
chapter 11. It didn't quite fit, but I sure liked the idea ^_^
As Kaoru slowly lowered herself toward him, Shinji had a hard problem keeping a straight face. Finally, this sweet virgin would be his!
That's when the door blew open. Both teenagers stayed locked in this position, only barely an inch away from the promise of ecstasy. Shinji did think about trying to push himself forward, but the sudden intrusion had seemed to perturb him enough for him to loose the capacity to proceed forward. He felt his heart threaten to stop beating as he noticed two feminine silhouettes in the door frame.
"Darling! How could you do this when you have me?!"
As he recognized the voice, Kaoru was instantly forgotten and Shinji crawled out of the bed at high speed and tried to find protection in a corner of the room.
The first girl entered the room and walked toward him. She stood there, her garrote wrapped around both her hands with a wry smile on her face. The black military cap on top of her red hair covered her eyes while her black baggy pants covered her legs. Unfortunately, the red, skin-tight halter top barely covered her chest, giving Shinji's a nice view of her breasts. She put one booted foot on his shoulder as her smile widened.
"You've been a bad boy, Darling..."
The second figure leapt into the air (and the room) as she ripped off her cloak and uncoiled her whip. Her chest was barely covered in the leather dominatrix outfit that jiggled with her maniacal laughter. Her thigh-high stiletto boots clicked against the floor as she landed and cracked the whip in the air.
"... so you need to be punished, Shinji-kun," the blue haired girl said with a wicked smile.
While Asuka was generally scary, Rei was definitely scarier when she had that smile on her face...
Quick note:
Some of you may have recognized the girls descriptions as being those it Chocolate and Tira from Sorcerer Hunters (or Bakuretsu Hunters if you prefer). While the OVA/manga description of Tira was used, I preferred the TV outfit for Chocolate. Call me weird, but I find the TV series outfit sexier. Maybe it's because it doesn't almost show everything and leaves some room to the imagination.
Why put the EVA girls as the Sorcerer Hunters girls? Have you ever noticed that Chocolate NA voice actress is Tiffany Grant, who also does Asuka, and that Tira's original voice actress is none other then Megumi Harashibara, who you must all know does Rei's voice as well...
Oh my... this may just me my worse piece yet (well, one that I'm making public anyway). Sigh... everyone will think I'm some big pervert, I just know it...
It was inspired by a comment by one of my readers (quote: "Kaoru is a slut").
I think you'll understand quickly why it wasn't used as a Chapter 11
omake...
Nagisa Kaoru walked through the corridors of NERV, whistling a happy tune. It was to hide her foul mood. Since the moment she left Shinji, that night had been a nightmare.
"Hey! You! What are you doing here?"
Oh no! Not again...
Surely enough, this was yet another security guard. Just how many of those worked here anyway?
"You don't have the right to be here at this hour young lady!"
Damn! If only the Lilims didn't have the technology to detect AT Fields...
A smile on her face (hiding how disgusted the girl was) Kaoru walked toward the guard. To the guard amazement, her hands wandered toward his crotch and soon, the guard found his pants (and underwear) being pulled down. This done, the young lady raised her dress up to her waist and got down on her hands and knees.
"Come and get it, big boy..." said the girl, trying not to shudder. Getting "rid" of the Third Children had been pleasant enough, but this was getting ridiculous. Not to mention painful. At this rate, Shinji would have all the time in the world to wake up...
"Should we give the order to stop her, Ikari?"
The Commander smirked. It was quite visible as for once, his hands weren't in front of his face, but rather... busy elsewhere.
"No. But you should have more guards posted in Sector 3-2-A."
The smirked widened into a grin.
"We really should get Akagi out of her cell," thought Fuyutsuki as the Commander started to drool again for the fifteenth time in the last hours...
- Scene #7 -
Here's an omake that had been suggested for Chapter 11 (the revised
edition). It was cute, however there was a slight continuity problem
and I had promised the Chapter 11 omake to someone else... I'd be a
shame to waste it however, so here's an omake by Chichiri:
I jumped awake, in a state between dream and
awareness, fearing the darkness of my room... I nearly went berserk again,
fear taking control of my mind when I heard the soft, soothing words.
"It is okay. It is over. There is nothing to fear.
You are awake now."
The words cut through the fog of my mind. Dream. It
had all been a dream. No... a nightmare.
I turned my face toward the other person in the bed.
"Shinji-kun. Do not do this to yourself."
"ACK!!! Misato!!! What are you doin here!?!"
*The nude gaurdian smiled and nibbled Shinji's ear.*
"AHHH!!!"
I jumped awake, in a state between dream and
awareness, fearing the darkness of my room. I nearly went berserk again,
fear taking control of my mind when I heard the soft, soothing words.
"It is okay. It is over. There is nothing to fear.
You are awake now."
The words cut through the fog of my mind. Dream. It
had all been a dream. No... a nightmare.
I turned my face toward the other person in the bed.
"Shinji-kun. Do not do this to yourself."
"ACKK!!! Hikari!! What are you doing here!?!"
*The naked class rep. smiled and licked Shinji's ear.*
"AHHH!!!"
I jumped awake, in a state between dream and
awareness, fearing the darkness of my room. I nearly went berserk again,
fear taking control of my mind when I heard the soft, soothing words.
"It is okay. It is over. There is nothing to fear.
You are awake now."
The words cut through the fog of my mind. Dream. It
had all been a dream. No... a nightmare.
I turned my face toward the other person in the bed.
"Shinji-kun. Do not do this to yourself."
"ACKK!!! Kaji!!! What are you doing here?!?"
*The bare-assed unshaven man smiled and sucked
Shinji's ear.*
"AHHH!!!!
I jumped awake, in a state between dream and
awareness, fearing the darkness of my room. I nearly went berserk again,
fear taking control of my mind when I heard the soft, soothing words.
"Squawk, squawk. Squawk..."
The words cut through the fog of my mind. Dream.
It had all been a dream. No... a nightmare.
I turned my face toward the other person in the bed.
"Squawk. Squawk."
"ACKK!!! Pen-Pen!!! What are you doing here?!?"
*The horny penguin smiled and nibbled Shinji's ear.*
"AAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
- Scene #8 -
This omake was originally planned for Chapter 12, before I decided
that there was quite enough interludes in Chapter 12 and that an omake
was far from needed. Besides, this thing isn't really original, as it's
been done both in Garden of EVA and by The Food Court. But I couldn't resist.
"I don't know what to do, Asuka. I never really
knew before, but... somehow, things always worked out. But I'm not sure
it will this time. I'm on my own now. I can't count on Rei to help me.
She doesn't remember me. She doesn't remember all the times we..."
Rei. I missed her so much. She could always solve
all of my problems. Always with a smile. One she only showed me.
"Misato isn't really an option..."
Especially now. She was still very shaken by Kaji's
death. But that was something I couldn't tell Asuka.
"You're the only one I have left..."
Without really thinking, I grabbed one of her
shoulder and tried to shake her awake.
"Help me... help me, Asuka. Hey! Wake up... wake up!"
Without success. She just laid there, looking
peacefully asleep.
"Guess I'm on my own..."
I stared at the girl for a long moment. She seemed
so weak, yet she was still beautiful. Oh so beautiful. Those breasts I could
almost see through the opening of the hospital shirt...
"Asuka..."
I collapsed on my knees, feeling completely exhausted.
That's then I heard a knock on the door. My heart
nearly leapt out of my chest.
"Shinji-kun? Are you there? Why is the door locked?"
"Err... err.. coming Misato-san!"
Quickly, I got up and straightened myself. I was
about to go open the door when I realized that Asuka had moved a bit from
my attempt to shake her away, making the cover slid lower on her body.
I adjusted it so only mainly her head and shoulder showed on the bed,
then opened the door.
"So, any progress?"
I shook my head.
"No. She won't wake up."
Suddenly, Misato's eyes narrowed. I felt suddenly
small under that glare.
"What's that on your ear?"
I gulped. So that's where it went...
"Is that hair gel?"
(arg! I know this joke is getting old fast,
but I couldn't resist... For those who are confused, this is inspired
from a movie called "There's something about Mary")
- Scene #9 -
Like the first outtake, this one doesn't really fit anywhere. It's
just a wild idea I suddenly got. Had it not been for the love triangle
theme, I could have written it as a spamfic...
"This ends now Shinji!" commanded the red headed girl also known as Sohryu Asuka Langley. "You must choose now!"
"But..."
Shinji looked toward Rei for support, only to see her apparently awaiting an answer as well.
"But... I don't want to choose..."
"Not good enough! Choose now or I'll grind you to the ground!"
Asuka smiled. Shinji was now completely terrified. He wouldn't dare go against her wishes. Not that he had any reasons to...
"Alright..."
Shinji's head slumped in defeat. However, it rose up, the determined look in his face surprising Asuka. In a dramatic pause, he pointed his choice.
"I choose you, Pikachu!"
Asuka gasped, while Rei, dressed in a cute Pikachu costume, displayed a small smile.
"How could he... how could he choose a girl dressed as an oversized rodent over me?" sulked Asuka. "With those low cut shorts and this yellow tight tank top... how could he not chose me?! Didn't he noticed how sexy I looked? Didn't anyone notice?!"
Indeed, Asuka was dressed as Misty, her hair all tied on the side in a (somewhat too long) ponytail. In the back of her mind, she cursed herself for not taking the Charmander costume instead...
"Oh, I noticed ya," drooled Touji, before falling victim to the dreaded Horaki Ear Lock.
Touji quickly dropped to his knees and begged Hikari, dressed as Officer Jenny, for forgiveness, before describing all her virtues and trying to win her heart. Touji was actually glad he had chosen this Brock costume; he felt he could say things he would normally find too embarrassing to say.
"You can go with me," suggested Kensuke, dressed as an oversized Squirtle, which was promptly sent flying with the help of Asuka's Kick of Fury.
This nuisance dealt with, Asuka noticed that Shinji (dressed as Ash) and Pikachu-Rei were trying to use the commotion to sneak away.
"Hey! Get back here! You won't leave me behind so easily!"
Shinji sighed.
"Guess she'll just keep following us..."
"Pika. Pikapi. Pikachu. ........... Is there a purpose to all this?"
Shinji sighed again. Who's idea was it to dress as Pokemon character and go to that costumed dance? Oh, yeah, he remembered, Misato... Where was she anyway?
Elsewhere, Team Rocket (Misato and Kaji) were blasting off again (headed toward the closest hotel and bar) leaving Meowth (Ritsuko) behind to deal with a tipsy and very affectionate Clefairy (Maya). This was not a pretty sight...
Quick note:
I know nothing of the original Pokemom, except that Misty is actually called Kasumi and that Ash is called Satoshi, so I had to use names from the English dub. It should be what most people know anyway. If I find the time, I may look for the original names to add to my notes...
Another small extra, here is the entire timeline of TOILI:
Chapter 1: February 14th
Chapter 2: February 14th
Chapter 3: February 16th to February 21nd (early in the morning)
Chapter 4: February 21nd to February 22rd (early in the morning)
Chapter 5, Part 1: February 26th to February 27th
Chapter 5, Part 2: February 29th to March 2nd
Chapter 6, Part 1: April 5th to April 10th
Chapter 6, Part 2: April 10th to April 13th
Chapter 6, Part 3: April 14th
Chapter 7, Part 1: April 15th
Chapter 7, Part 2: May 19th to May 21th (Shinji was trapped one month in
EVA)
Chapter 8: May 26th
Chapter 9: May 31st to June 1st
Chapter 10: June 4th to June 5th
Chapter 11: June 6th to June 9th
Chapter 12: June 11th to ...
To finish things nicely, here are the scenario for TOILI, as written in February 1999. Everything you read was initially based off that scenario. Of course, there has been many changes along the way, as a story gains a life of it's own as it grows, but still, I thought that some of you may be interested in seeing this. This will also be my answer to all the people who ask "How could you write such a story? How could you manage to make such a long series?"
Obviously, the line below contains heavy TOILI spoilers. However, if
your reading this without even having finished TOILI, then I'll be asking
you... what are you doing here? Go back to the chapter you left off! ^_^
Chapter 1 - Valentine's Day
[Hikari tells Shinji not to ignore his "girlfriend"]
[Shinji realize that EVA pilots are not paid]
[Shinji leaves a chocolate box for Asuka]
(as you can see, my "plans" leaves place to a lot of improvisation...)
Chapter 2 - Shinji Belongs to Me!
[At the party, the girls fight for Shinji]
[Rei offers Shinji to be of one mind, body and soul]
[Shinji ask Misato for advise]
[Shinji ask to be paid]
Chapter 3 - Rei or Breaking the Ice
[Shinji discuss with Misato about being paid]
[Ask Asuka and then Rei out]
[Asuka is nicer and seems to tolerate Rei] (as you can see, details tends to change...)
[Shinji ask Misato for help about his project]
[Shinji announces that Kaji has loaned him some money]
[Shinji gives Rei the dress before the tests]
[Shinji dates Rei]
[Takes her to a fancy French/Italian restaurant, Pour Deux]
[Then to the movies, a romantic one. Seems to totally fascinate Rei]
[Take a walk in the park. Rei starts to play with some kids toys and rides]
[Takes Rei home. Rei kisses Shinji]
Chapter 4 - Asuka or Don't play with Fire
[Shinji reluctantly dates Asuka (still remember the kiss)]
[Takes her on a hike, then a picnic near a beautiful lake]
[Asuka is angry because Shinji is an experimented kisser (Asuka's first kiss?)]
[Asuka runs away. Shinji follows. Get lost]
[Shinji gets closer to Asuka to warm her up]
[Kaji tells Shinji that the Secret Services had known for a while where
to find them, but had been ordered by the Commander not to take them back
too soon]
Chapter 5 - The more things change, the more they stay the same
Part 1 - Changes
[Shinji confronts Gendo]
[Rei now lives next door - the Commander stated it was more convenient]
[Asuka is pissed]
[Shinji sleeps with Rei (I say sleep, not has sex with... pervert!) Asuka is now furious]
Part 2 - Into the Darkness
[Shadow Angel]
[Shinji wakes up in the hospital, with both girls holding his hands]
[Shinji wakes up, with Asuka in his bed]
Chapter 6 - Friends
Part 1 - Matchmaker
[Shinji and Asuka tries to match up Touji and Hikari]
[The kids go for a week-end camping trip]
[Asuka wants to share Shinji's tent, leaving Touji and Hikari on their own]
[Asuka forgets her sleeping bag]
[It's hot when two person share the same sleeping bad (Not in that way perverts!)]
[Shinji wakes up early. Hikari (dressed in panties and Touji's shirt) thanks him]
Part 2 - The Fourth Children
[Unit-03 incident]
[First appearance of Kaoru]
(Here, as you can see, one part has been added. It was totally unexpected
and it actually influenced heavily the following chapter and the last part
of this chapter)
Chapter 7 - I won't run away!
[Rei and Asuka have a fight with Shinji]
[Shinji runs away]
[Shinji talks to Touji. Touji tells him he's forgiven. Shinji won't listen]
[Kaoru appears and takes Shinji to a shelter]
[Unit-02's head crashes on the shelter. Talks to Kaji]
[Shinji comes back]
[Shinji is absorbed]
[Wakes up to find a month has passed. See two very happy and friendly
girls]
Chapter 8 - Broken hearts
[Shinji has a talk with Misato about Kaji. First, he tries to help her. But he rejects her when he learns she killed him.]
[Asuka is mindraped. Shinji does his best to help her. Asuka says she hates him.]
(I've decided to split this idea into two distinct chapter, as those
could be stories of their own. A good move, as "Chapter 9 - Shattered mind
/ I'm here for you" was actually rather big for a one part chapter)
Chapter 9 - Never forget
[Rei blows up...]
[Rei-III doesn't remember much about Shinji]
[Shinji learns the truth about Rei and himself]
Chapter 10 - What is Love?
[Asuka runs away]
[A girl named Kaoru appears. Blue eyes, brown hair] (Initially, I was supposed to use Mana as model. Very obviously, that changed)
[They possibly have sex together]
[Shinji kills her]
[Shinji forgives Misato and tries to face the difficulties of life together]
[If Shinji didn't have sex with Kaoru, he may have some with Misato]
(Arg! Can't believe I thought about that...)
Chapter 11 - End of Evangelion
[NERV is attacked]
[Asuka is reborn. But is defeated by the Eva series]
[Shinji is angry. Fights the Eva series. Use a lance to destroy the Eva series. Destroys what is remaining of the UN Forces.]
[Rei saves Asuka]
[Shinji makes a choice]
[END]