Here's Sailors in Training 2.
Sailor Lyra
Gee, I think this chapter is actually knida funny, and less boring. Read
away! My e-mail is miathewarrior@hotmail.com
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(1st person-Ariadne)
I got up early and was there before the line got too long. In other
words, it was only halfway down the block. After three hours of waiting
(I read a book) I was two people from the front of the line. Guess who
should elbow in in front of me? Brian the jerk!
[Author's Note: No, there is no relationship here, like Serena and
Darien, the Colossal Couple. He really is a {censored, censored, and a
lot more censored}. Also, I'm saying that the line is not separated into
boys and girls until the actual doorway.]
"Watch me snatch that job of Polaris up faster than, well, something?"
He said, ending as a question.
"A man snatches up water in the desert?" I suggested.
"Whatever. You have like, no chance. I don't know why you're even
here."
I simply shrugged, as he stepped up to the sensor. Nothing happened.
"Excuse me sweets, there's something wrong with your sensor."
Any idiot knows about Jupiter's temper. She flipped him over faster than
the thirsty man snatching the water. He seemed unconcious.
Then it was my turn. I stepped up to the sensor and a loud alarm sqealed
in my ears.
It was enough to wake up Brian (not to mention a few mummies down in
Egypt), who took one look at me and passed out again.
I was quickly led into another room, where I was met by Sailors Neptune
and Uranus. "Welcome to our team dear," Neptune said. "I need to know
which element you identify most with, out of earth, air, water, fire,
wood, gold, and spirit."
Oh, boy. "Well, I like fire a lot. Pyromania runs in the family. I also
like to swim and I like the forest and earth. I like the wind. I really
don't know."
"Step through this detector then." Uranus said. The laser flashed pink.
"Spirit." She said. "So, you are eligible to be the leader of the new
scouts. From what I understand, the leader will be chosen by Polaris
(the goddess)." Leader? Me? No, that wasn't right. But try telling them
that. I was still in shock, as I was given a note, told to bring very
little furniture, which was already provided, and that school clothes
would also be provided.
What was I going to tell my mom?
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(1st person-Sammy Tsukino)
I waited in line, which stretched about five blocks, for about six
hours. Dang! I thought I'd arrived early enough. Oh, well, just this
shot was worth it. Although seeing how many guys had shown up, I knew
exactly what my chances were. I did see one girl, with brown hair, hazel
eyes, about five foot three with glasses have the alarms go off on her
when I was close to the front, so I knew what they sounded like. Truly
ear piercing. The back of the girl's shirt said "Ariadne." Probably her
name.
Finally, it was my turn. I stepped up to the scanners, not really
expecting results, but an alarm went off. I looked to see if it was the
girls' side, but no, guards were chasing off all the guys, saying they
had found Polaris. That would be me. I think I'm in shock, someone dump
some cold water over my head. Actually, Mercury's bubbles would work
too.
Sailor Jupiter came over, apparently to discover my identity. She took
one look at me, and cracked up. Okay, I didn't really think I could do
this job either, though apparently Polaris did, but Jupiter still
shoudn't laugh. It wasn't very nice. Then Mars came over to inspect me,
and she too cracked up. Okay, this was so not funny. Mercury and Venus
came up together. Venus had the same reaction, Mercury just passed out.
I guess I scared her that badly. Saturn walked up then. She glanced at
me, appeared to fight laughter, and then went to check out Mercury.
Uranus and Neptune were in the room then, looking concerned, until Mars
whispered in something to them before going back to the giggle fest.
Comprehension dawned in their eyes. Neptune hid a smile with her hand,
and Uranus, between laughs, said, "Her Highness is going to be so mad."
Pluto walked up with the queen then, and looked at me with no trace of
suprise. Well, at least there was someone not laughing. Then again, she
was the guardian of time, so she'd probably had her laugh somewhen else.
The queen just went 'thump' when she hit the floor.
Five minutes later, I found myself with a note to my parents, a neat
outfit and powers ("don't use this at home unless it's an emergency")
and a very bruised ego. The girls had finally calmed down enough to give
me a note and instructions on furniture. When I mentioned that I wanted
to get out of here and go take pictures of my sister, because I thought
she had a date with that Haruka guy that kept calling her, they all
cracked up again. Sheesh. Maybe I should be a comedian.
When I got home, I saw Mom and Dad watching TV. I walked up and proudly
presented my note. After a half hour of "I'm so proud of you" Serena
barged in (she looked wet) and handed our parents a similar note.
iShe/i had been accepted to be a scout-in-training. We went through
another hour of parental pride. Of course, we did get to go to a
restaurant of our pick, and DQ after that.
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(Ariadne)
Monday I went to school, even though I didn't have to. I cleaned out my
locker, then ran smack into a girl, Crystal, the ring leader of the snob
squad at our school, stopped me in the hall. "What? You got tired of us
already?"
iI got absolutesly *sick* of you a long time ago./i
"I'm changing schools. I have a much better opportunity to be something.
Something very special. So, did you get accepted as an SIT? That's
scout-in-training, if you don't know."
"No, so buzz off."
"Hmmm. Bummer. You were so sure you were going to. Well, at least I
don't have to put up with you at my new school."
"Huh?"
"You just said that you weren't accepted as an SIT. So if I'm an SIT, I
will never see you at school again." I left her gaping. That felt
good.
Sailor Lyra
Gee, I think this chapter is actually knida funny, and less boring. Read
away! My e-mail is miathewarrior@hotmail.com
****************************************************************************************
(1st person-Ariadne)
I got up early and was there before the line got too long. In other
words, it was only halfway down the block. After three hours of waiting
(I read a book) I was two people from the front of the line. Guess who
should elbow in in front of me? Brian the jerk!
[Author's Note: No, there is no relationship here, like Serena and
Darien, the Colossal Couple. He really is a {censored, censored, and a
lot more censored}. Also, I'm saying that the line is not separated into
boys and girls until the actual doorway.]
"Watch me snatch that job of Polaris up faster than, well, something?"
He said, ending as a question.
"A man snatches up water in the desert?" I suggested.
"Whatever. You have like, no chance. I don't know why you're even
here."
I simply shrugged, as he stepped up to the sensor. Nothing happened.
"Excuse me sweets, there's something wrong with your sensor."
Any idiot knows about Jupiter's temper. She flipped him over faster than
the thirsty man snatching the water. He seemed unconcious.
Then it was my turn. I stepped up to the sensor and a loud alarm sqealed
in my ears.
It was enough to wake up Brian (not to mention a few mummies down in
Egypt), who took one look at me and passed out again.
I was quickly led into another room, where I was met by Sailors Neptune
and Uranus. "Welcome to our team dear," Neptune said. "I need to know
which element you identify most with, out of earth, air, water, fire,
wood, gold, and spirit."
Oh, boy. "Well, I like fire a lot. Pyromania runs in the family. I also
like to swim and I like the forest and earth. I like the wind. I really
don't know."
"Step through this detector then." Uranus said. The laser flashed pink.
"Spirit." She said. "So, you are eligible to be the leader of the new
scouts. From what I understand, the leader will be chosen by Polaris
(the goddess)." Leader? Me? No, that wasn't right. But try telling them
that. I was still in shock, as I was given a note, told to bring very
little furniture, which was already provided, and that school clothes
would also be provided.
What was I going to tell my mom?
****************************************************************************************
(1st person-Sammy Tsukino)
I waited in line, which stretched about five blocks, for about six
hours. Dang! I thought I'd arrived early enough. Oh, well, just this
shot was worth it. Although seeing how many guys had shown up, I knew
exactly what my chances were. I did see one girl, with brown hair, hazel
eyes, about five foot three with glasses have the alarms go off on her
when I was close to the front, so I knew what they sounded like. Truly
ear piercing. The back of the girl's shirt said "Ariadne." Probably her
name.
Finally, it was my turn. I stepped up to the scanners, not really
expecting results, but an alarm went off. I looked to see if it was the
girls' side, but no, guards were chasing off all the guys, saying they
had found Polaris. That would be me. I think I'm in shock, someone dump
some cold water over my head. Actually, Mercury's bubbles would work
too.
Sailor Jupiter came over, apparently to discover my identity. She took
one look at me, and cracked up. Okay, I didn't really think I could do
this job either, though apparently Polaris did, but Jupiter still
shoudn't laugh. It wasn't very nice. Then Mars came over to inspect me,
and she too cracked up. Okay, this was so not funny. Mercury and Venus
came up together. Venus had the same reaction, Mercury just passed out.
I guess I scared her that badly. Saturn walked up then. She glanced at
me, appeared to fight laughter, and then went to check out Mercury.
Uranus and Neptune were in the room then, looking concerned, until Mars
whispered in something to them before going back to the giggle fest.
Comprehension dawned in their eyes. Neptune hid a smile with her hand,
and Uranus, between laughs, said, "Her Highness is going to be so mad."
Pluto walked up with the queen then, and looked at me with no trace of
suprise. Well, at least there was someone not laughing. Then again, she
was the guardian of time, so she'd probably had her laugh somewhen else.
The queen just went 'thump' when she hit the floor.
Five minutes later, I found myself with a note to my parents, a neat
outfit and powers ("don't use this at home unless it's an emergency")
and a very bruised ego. The girls had finally calmed down enough to give
me a note and instructions on furniture. When I mentioned that I wanted
to get out of here and go take pictures of my sister, because I thought
she had a date with that Haruka guy that kept calling her, they all
cracked up again. Sheesh. Maybe I should be a comedian.
When I got home, I saw Mom and Dad watching TV. I walked up and proudly
presented my note. After a half hour of "I'm so proud of you" Serena
barged in (she looked wet) and handed our parents a similar note.
iShe/i had been accepted to be a scout-in-training. We went through
another hour of parental pride. Of course, we did get to go to a
restaurant of our pick, and DQ after that.
****************************************************************************************
(Ariadne)
Monday I went to school, even though I didn't have to. I cleaned out my
locker, then ran smack into a girl, Crystal, the ring leader of the snob
squad at our school, stopped me in the hall. "What? You got tired of us
already?"
iI got absolutesly *sick* of you a long time ago./i
"I'm changing schools. I have a much better opportunity to be something.
Something very special. So, did you get accepted as an SIT? That's
scout-in-training, if you don't know."
"No, so buzz off."
"Hmmm. Bummer. You were so sure you were going to. Well, at least I
don't have to put up with you at my new school."
"Huh?"
"You just said that you weren't accepted as an SIT. So if I'm an SIT, I
will never see you at school again." I left her gaping. That felt
good.