You can't have A-chan, C-ko or Kyle. Cos I'm C-ko, A-chan is A-chan and Kyle is Kyle. No one owns us. Someone owns everyone else though.

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Before the surprised boys could respond, a giggling blur sprang into view and firmly attached herself to the girl in the doorway. "A-chan! Let's watch the Utena movie!!"

The blonde girl frowned as she noticed the other girl wasn't paying attention to her. She followed her friend's line of vision and gasped. "Is that..."

"Yeah, C-ko," she said with a nod of the head.

The blonde let out a happy shriek and promptly attached herself to the partially clothed Perfect Soldier, all the while chanting, "I'm glomping Hee-chan!".

A-chan sighed as Heero's eyes narrowed dangerously. "C-ko, let go of the boy before he causes you bodily harm."

The girl pouted a little, but let go of the dark haired youth. Her unhappiness didn't last long, however. She had soon attached herself to the braided pilot.

As you can imagine, this made Heero even more upset. He was about to cause this "C-ko" some serious damage, when another figure appeared in the doorway.

The tall brown haired boy looked over the scene. "Alli, is that who I think it is?"

The brown haired girl nodded. "Yes, Kyle."

The boy squealed and firmly attached himself to the braided boy. "Duo-chan!"

"Hey! Stop that! I was here first!" the blonde cried, smacking Kyle upside the head with a stuffed cat. "Mwahahaha! Feel the wrath of kitty!"

"Caaassie!" the boy whined while returning the blows with a belt made out of plastic orange cirles with hearts drawn on them. "Make him come back!"

"Make him come back, now!" the other countered.

"Come back!

"Now!"

"Now!"

"Make him!"

"Now!"

"Make him come back now!"

Unfortunately for Duo, the strange bickering people were still clinging to him. And they weren't exactly being gentle. But, of course, Heero came to his beloved's rescue.

"Omae o korosu." The boy pointed a gun he had randomly pulled out of his spandex pants at the two.

The girl uttered one more "make him" before hiding behind the older boy.

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Treize was very glad Akio had convinced Wufei to wear a dress. Very glad. He looked so cute. His Dragon should wear women's clothing more often. The Oz general briefly wondered where Akio and Touga had run off to. Touga also got a phone call and left shortly after Akio. Perhaps the wanted to give Treize and Zechs time alone with the Chinese boy. How thoughtful.

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Akio sat on a bed with Touga and Peruru. They had changed the boy into one of his old Dios outfits. Now, he was going to teach the little Akio how to wreak some planned chaos. He held the opera glasses up to the boy's eyes. "See that boy down there? He is the Rose Bride."

Peruru peered through the glasses and nodded.

"Since Anthy ran off, he will replace her and take over my sister's duties," he said while absently fondling his own bare chest.

"But what about the other two?" the little purple haired one asked.

"Treize and Zechs you mean? They are of no consequence to me. A fox spirit claiming to be Wufei's fairy godmother brought them here."

"You mean the silver one riding around the arena in your car?"

"What?!" The chairman grabbed the glasses back from Peruru and looked at the duel arena.

Kurama was trying to get Hiei to recline the seat, so they could participate in fun Akio Car activities. Of course, Hiei was resisting. Not only they were in public, but they were in a moving vehicle! Vehicles tend to crash when no one is driving them. He apparently didn't realize the full power of the Akio Car.

Akio made a few unhappy noises. "I hope he doesn't shed..."

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Shinji cackled insanely and started gnawing on a building. Or rather Eva 01 did. Ate the building, that is. Not cackled.

Shinji was in a weird mood today. It had started when these Jehovah's Witnesses infultrated NERV. He was in his Eva at the time and they started yelling for him to "repent for the reign of God was at hand" over the intercom. They were evantually dragged away, but, something cracked in Shinji, who wasn't having a good day to begin with. Maybe it was because of all that was expected of him, or his need to make everyone happy, but whatever it was, the Jehovahs were the last straw.

The boy decided that the Jehovah's Witnesses were right. The reign of God *was* at hand. He didn't need to repent, though, becuase he was God. And it was his reign. His Eva agreed with him and was happy to eat anything that moved. It ate an Angel and and some trees. Now it decided that building were quite the delicacy.

Shinji giggled maniacally. "Yum."

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"Not Quite Crimson Special Blends of Herbs and Spices Spin!!!" Chibi Quatre Moon cried, sending a whirling mass of pink at the girl in the red fuku.

The attack hit Sailor Mars head on, stunning her. Quatre took this opportunity to shoot the girl in the head. "I think that should do it..." Quatre was busy with checking for the girl's life signs, so he didn't notice the brown haired girl sneak up to him.

"Jupiter... Sparkling Wide..." She stopped suddenly as a rose imbedded itself in her flesh. She looked up to where a caped figure was standing. "Tuxedo Mask?" she asked in surprise.

Quatre looked lovingly at his caped savior. "Tuxedo Trowa-sama!"

Trowa cleared his throat. "Those who sneak up on little blonde angels have no sense of honor. Without honor we cannot continue to exist beautifully. You threaten the existence of those who fight for good and, for that, I cannot forgive you." The unibanged figure nodded to the blonde. "Now Chibi Quatre!"

The crossdressing pilot smiled at the "Scout" and finished her off with a quick shot to the head.

Trowa grumbled. "I wish I could do more then throw roses."

The blonde smiled and gave Trowa a kiss. "But, you're so good at it..."

"And those cheesy speeches are embarassing..."

"But you say them with such finesse!" Quatre giggled and cuddled closer to the black clad boy.

The couple's "special time" was interupted by a annoying voice. "I knew it! Me and Darien are meant to be!" A girl dressed in pink appeared out of the shadows. "I am Sailor Mini Moon! In the name of the moon, I will punish you!" She posed cheesily and glared.

Quatre blinked at the little girl. She wasn't very impressive. "Am I supposed to fear your wrath?"

Mini Moon scowled. "You are killing the other Scouts! For that, you must pay!"

Trowa sighed. They never got any time alone anymore. "I suppose we should kill her too."

"Don't sound so unhappy Tro-chan, this is for the good of all American children." He moved closer to the taller boy and whispered, "And I promise to give you an extra special treat later."

The boy's expression didn't change, but Quatre could see the eagerness in his eyes. The youth smiled and gave Trowa a quick kiss before turning to face the pink "Scout".

She was staring at the two with a happy expression. "You two prove it, me and Darien ARE meant to be together!"

The Arabian youth looked at the American adaptation to Chibi-usa strangely. "You do know that he is your father, right?"

It was the girl's turn to give Quatre strange looks. "You mean, he isn't your father?" she said, pointing to Trowa.

The pilots sweatdropped.

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Kurama picked up a very worn Hiei and hopped out of the moving car. The car, apparently mad at the loss of company, drove itself into the wall of the arena. The fox winced at the sound of twisting metal. "Oh well."

A door suddenly appeared in frount of the silver Youko. "I guess its time to spread happiness to others, Hiei." He muttered to the fire demon as he opened the door and stepped through.

Treize and Zechs watched as the Youko stepped through the doorway and disappeared. The two had been trying to get Wufei to take off the dress. Of course, it was only because they wanted to examine the dress closer. That, of course, was a lie. And, of course, Wufei knew that and was now hiding in one of the Akio Cars.

The two older men looked at each other, then back at the door. It was slowly swinging shut.

"Where do you suppose it leads?" the blonde man asked.

"Heaven only knows, Zechs. Say, you don't think it will disappear when it closes, do you?"

Zechs thought this over. "Yes, I would say there is a high probability of that happening."

Treize nodded, pulled out a spoon and placed it between the door and the frame. "There, now it won't shut. We can find out where it leads after we take care of our Little Dragon..."