This is the second part to "Womp rats at the Jedi Temple". Enjoy.
Womp Rats At A Jedi Temple Part 2.
Obi wan grinned "Need a hand?"
"Sure, why not, Wolfie answered, I won't report her missing if you won't."
They crawled under the desks trying to avoid the multitude of kicking feet.
Stopping to pass for breath they both glanced round.
"So what do we do now," Obi wan asked.
Wolfie got that evil glint in her eyes that were normally associated with
Sloane.
Answering she said "Grab the leaders, you go for the leader of the other team and I'll grab Sloane."
They began to crawl around again and Wolfie spied what she thought was
Sloane standing on her her chair.
"Wait here "she hissed.
Obi didn't have a chance to stop her just helplessly watched as Wolfie went
over to the to the chair and grabbed it with her two hands. Suddenly there was
a loud shriek as Ms Whiner crashed to the floor.
"Oh crap" was all Wolfie could manage. Quickly her and Obi wan crawled as fast
as possible away from the crime site. They were both doing their best not to
laugh. Ms Whiner's shriek had caused a momentary lull in the fight but not for
long.
Obi wan pointed Wolfie in the right direction and this time she grabbed
Sloane by the legs and dragged her under the table. Pinning her to table she
glared at her and was trying her best not to kill her there and then.
"If you don't let me go, I'll tell Mom what you did?" Sloane threatened like
only a seven-year-old could.
"If you don't come home, Mom will never know "she said in her most menacing
tone.
"Help me" Sloane pleaded looking over at Obi wan.
Obi wan grin got even bigger "I'm on her side, I'll help cover up the murder"
Sloane gasped, her older sister wouldn't do that, would she? Wolfie was
the one who got the good grades and behaved in school but then Sloane had
never asked her Mom what Wolfie was like when she was younger.
Gulping Sloane agreed to their demands. She stood up dejectedly.
"Guys, um, we need to get back to our tour." Sloane said loudly.
All her friends looked at her surprised, their faces shouting what! , this
wasn't like Sloane.Then Sloane muttered under her breath so only her friend's
could hear her "We need to save some food for the annual tampering later"
Qui-gon looked round at the mess the children had created, it was worse
then a sandstorm on Tatoonie. Ten innocent's faces looked up at Qui-gon, Cobh
and the rest of the teachers. Cautiously some of the people accompanying the
children and the Pawdawans emerged from under the tables and he distinctively
heard someone mutter "womp rats"
This made him wonder if it had happened before because the teachers had
quickly gone for the cover of the table when it happened. If it had, Yoda
would have a lot to answer for. He thought for a moment, Obi wan was right,
letting those kids come here was not the wisest thing Yoda ever did.
Now that they had regained control of the children for the time being,
they decided to start the tour up again.
Wolfie sighed, she really wanted to go home or kill Sloane whichever came
first. Now she really understood why her Mother suddenly had to go to a Bridge
club meeting when Sloane's school trip was mentioned, her Mother normally
avoided those like the Naboo plague but she guesses that this was worse.
Wolfie really tried to pay attention to what the Master was saying but it was
hard with one of the womp rats always tugging on her clothes and the impending
doom of Sloane's grand finale. Trying to tune back in the Jedi Master Qui-gon
was talking about Jedi history. Anyone could tell the brats were severely
bored by it but Qui-gon seemed oblivious to it.
Suddenly they entered the Sparring and training room. (Sparring where have
I heard that before) Wolfie thought to herself.
"Sword fighting" Obi said quietly beside her.
"What? how did you…,oh never mind" Wolfie said.
(Sparring, swords, Sloane, her friends, we are doomed) Wolfie thought.
A loud cry of "WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO" echoed in the sparring hall.
Wolfie forced herself to look up. There running wild and screaming was
Sloane's group of friends heading towards the training equipment.
(Let me die now and be done with it) Wolfie thought. She felt like crying,
right now she really wanted to ground to swallow her up or at least Sloane.
"Maybe if we let them play in here for awhile, they will tire themselves out," Qui-gon said hopefully.
He was discouraged by the deadly silence that followed. He began to hope they
had left no training sabres around.
"Let's play Jedi and Pirates!" and eager voice called.
Sloane came swinging down on the ropes with a training sabre in her hand.
Klunk! It contracted with some part of the body. "AHHHHHHHHHH" came the swift reply. At once there was an all out war again.
The teacher just stared at Wolfie and Wolfie gave her a puzzled look in
return. After awhile she understood the look. They wanted her to go into the
middle of the fight; possibly getting herself killed IN the process and
retrieve Sloane.
(Yeah right, thought Wolfie, I'm stupid but I'm not that stupid. They can make
me wear pink plaid, come on this stupid trip but I for one can tolerate life,
to a certain extent.)
Wolfie sighed for the 13th time that day. She could almost hear the dead
march playing in the background. Walking forward she came to the edge of the
rumble and watched as a flurry of arms and legs flew by her. Seeing a mass of
blonde hair she reached forward and grabbed it, as she brought her hand back
out, out came a hissing spitting and squirming womp rat with it with the
training sabre in her hand.
Qui-gon marched over and took the training sabre from Sloane's hand.
Looking her firmly in the eyes he said "Any more trouble out of you and I will
personally bring you to see Yoda"
Sloane gave him a strange look and replied "So I've been to the principles
office six times and I'm still alive"
Qui-gon sighed and gave up.
The teachers suggested a quick retreat to the nearest lounge and Qui-gon
agreed. Leaving the children to kill each other the teachers left them and
collapsed into the chairs.
Wolfie looked at them, begging them not to leave her here with the womp
rats since Wolfie knew if they left her behind the womp rats would surely kill
her. Sloane didn't believe in sibling loyalty and would turn on her at any
moment. When Wolfie began to think of it neither did she.
Wolfie hoped against hope that things couldn't get any worse but like any
good school trip ,they could. A slurching, squishing noise could be heard
coming down the large hallways. The womp rats for once stopped killing each
other to listen.
The doors opened.
"Find you I did", stated Yoda.
The children all stared in surprise, the little green Master stood covered in
white, blue and green dripping wet toilet paper.
"Sloane!" yelled Ms Whiner, who had chose at that moment to make her entrance.
"What have you done?" she continued screaming.
"Apologise to this ma. she stopped herself, um , person at once!"
Yoda green colouring had taken on a nice tinge of red. He looked as if he
was about to explode.
"Y-you, you menace! He cried, you could use Yoda's private luxury toilet, who
said?"
(Oh crap that was my fault) Wolfie thought. But half of her was glad that
Sloane was finally getting caught for once.
"No, no don't do it", Wolfie hissed.
Sloane's bottom lip began to tremble, her eyes seemed to grow larger and then
filled with tears. Rubbing the back of her hand against her eyes, Sloane
approached Yoda with her head down and said with the falsest of sincerity she
could manage "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, honest"
Yoda at once began to smile.
(No!) Wolfie's mind screamed (She's evil, I can sense it, the teachers can
sense it. Why can't you?)
But it was to know avail, Sloane was once again forgiven.
*****************************
Wolfie watched as the womp rats boarded the transport once again, some she
already noticed, were beginning to get a slight tinge to their faces and she
knew it would be a long trip home. With every five minutes it having to stop
so the brat could puke his or hers guts up. As she reflected over the day she
supposed it hadn't been too bad. Sloane had only started a food fight, nearly
got Ms Whiner knocked out, killed one of her fellow students with a training
sabre covered Yoda in tissue paper and more then likely tampered with the food
.But Sloane was known to have done worse, a lot worse.
Seeing a friend she went over to her and sat down beside her, far as away
as possible form the evil being, they called Sloane. Obi Wan had come to make
sure everyone got on safely.
(And probably to make sure Sloane doesn't get left behind) Wolfie thought to
herself trying not to laugh.
Everyone waved goodbye and the Jedi Masters heaved a huge sigh of relief.
"Finally that's over", one of them muttered.
"You do know what Draco means "? Another asked and answered her own
question by saying "Dragon"
There was a collective groan.
Suddenly screams could be heard all over the temple. Someone had put itching
powder in all the robes and made sure they were all dyed bright yellow.
Sloane grinned to herself as the made the journey home, "My work here is done,
"she said happily to no one in particular.
THE END.
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Womp Rats At A Jedi Temple Part 2.
Obi wan grinned "Need a hand?"
"Sure, why not, Wolfie answered, I won't report her missing if you won't."
They crawled under the desks trying to avoid the multitude of kicking feet.
Stopping to pass for breath they both glanced round.
"So what do we do now," Obi wan asked.
Wolfie got that evil glint in her eyes that were normally associated with
Sloane.
Answering she said "Grab the leaders, you go for the leader of the other team and I'll grab Sloane."
They began to crawl around again and Wolfie spied what she thought was
Sloane standing on her her chair.
"Wait here "she hissed.
Obi didn't have a chance to stop her just helplessly watched as Wolfie went
over to the to the chair and grabbed it with her two hands. Suddenly there was
a loud shriek as Ms Whiner crashed to the floor.
"Oh crap" was all Wolfie could manage. Quickly her and Obi wan crawled as fast
as possible away from the crime site. They were both doing their best not to
laugh. Ms Whiner's shriek had caused a momentary lull in the fight but not for
long.
Obi wan pointed Wolfie in the right direction and this time she grabbed
Sloane by the legs and dragged her under the table. Pinning her to table she
glared at her and was trying her best not to kill her there and then.
"If you don't let me go, I'll tell Mom what you did?" Sloane threatened like
only a seven-year-old could.
"If you don't come home, Mom will never know "she said in her most menacing
tone.
"Help me" Sloane pleaded looking over at Obi wan.
Obi wan grin got even bigger "I'm on her side, I'll help cover up the murder"
Sloane gasped, her older sister wouldn't do that, would she? Wolfie was
the one who got the good grades and behaved in school but then Sloane had
never asked her Mom what Wolfie was like when she was younger.
Gulping Sloane agreed to their demands. She stood up dejectedly.
"Guys, um, we need to get back to our tour." Sloane said loudly.
All her friends looked at her surprised, their faces shouting what! , this
wasn't like Sloane.Then Sloane muttered under her breath so only her friend's
could hear her "We need to save some food for the annual tampering later"
Qui-gon looked round at the mess the children had created, it was worse
then a sandstorm on Tatoonie. Ten innocent's faces looked up at Qui-gon, Cobh
and the rest of the teachers. Cautiously some of the people accompanying the
children and the Pawdawans emerged from under the tables and he distinctively
heard someone mutter "womp rats"
This made him wonder if it had happened before because the teachers had
quickly gone for the cover of the table when it happened. If it had, Yoda
would have a lot to answer for. He thought for a moment, Obi wan was right,
letting those kids come here was not the wisest thing Yoda ever did.
Now that they had regained control of the children for the time being,
they decided to start the tour up again.
Wolfie sighed, she really wanted to go home or kill Sloane whichever came
first. Now she really understood why her Mother suddenly had to go to a Bridge
club meeting when Sloane's school trip was mentioned, her Mother normally
avoided those like the Naboo plague but she guesses that this was worse.
Wolfie really tried to pay attention to what the Master was saying but it was
hard with one of the womp rats always tugging on her clothes and the impending
doom of Sloane's grand finale. Trying to tune back in the Jedi Master Qui-gon
was talking about Jedi history. Anyone could tell the brats were severely
bored by it but Qui-gon seemed oblivious to it.
Suddenly they entered the Sparring and training room. (Sparring where have
I heard that before) Wolfie thought to herself.
"Sword fighting" Obi said quietly beside her.
"What? how did you…,oh never mind" Wolfie said.
(Sparring, swords, Sloane, her friends, we are doomed) Wolfie thought.
A loud cry of "WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO" echoed in the sparring hall.
Wolfie forced herself to look up. There running wild and screaming was
Sloane's group of friends heading towards the training equipment.
(Let me die now and be done with it) Wolfie thought. She felt like crying,
right now she really wanted to ground to swallow her up or at least Sloane.
"Maybe if we let them play in here for awhile, they will tire themselves out," Qui-gon said hopefully.
He was discouraged by the deadly silence that followed. He began to hope they
had left no training sabres around.
"Let's play Jedi and Pirates!" and eager voice called.
Sloane came swinging down on the ropes with a training sabre in her hand.
Klunk! It contracted with some part of the body. "AHHHHHHHHHH" came the swift reply. At once there was an all out war again.
The teacher just stared at Wolfie and Wolfie gave her a puzzled look in
return. After awhile she understood the look. They wanted her to go into the
middle of the fight; possibly getting herself killed IN the process and
retrieve Sloane.
(Yeah right, thought Wolfie, I'm stupid but I'm not that stupid. They can make
me wear pink plaid, come on this stupid trip but I for one can tolerate life,
to a certain extent.)
Wolfie sighed for the 13th time that day. She could almost hear the dead
march playing in the background. Walking forward she came to the edge of the
rumble and watched as a flurry of arms and legs flew by her. Seeing a mass of
blonde hair she reached forward and grabbed it, as she brought her hand back
out, out came a hissing spitting and squirming womp rat with it with the
training sabre in her hand.
Qui-gon marched over and took the training sabre from Sloane's hand.
Looking her firmly in the eyes he said "Any more trouble out of you and I will
personally bring you to see Yoda"
Sloane gave him a strange look and replied "So I've been to the principles
office six times and I'm still alive"
Qui-gon sighed and gave up.
The teachers suggested a quick retreat to the nearest lounge and Qui-gon
agreed. Leaving the children to kill each other the teachers left them and
collapsed into the chairs.
Wolfie looked at them, begging them not to leave her here with the womp
rats since Wolfie knew if they left her behind the womp rats would surely kill
her. Sloane didn't believe in sibling loyalty and would turn on her at any
moment. When Wolfie began to think of it neither did she.
Wolfie hoped against hope that things couldn't get any worse but like any
good school trip ,they could. A slurching, squishing noise could be heard
coming down the large hallways. The womp rats for once stopped killing each
other to listen.
The doors opened.
"Find you I did", stated Yoda.
The children all stared in surprise, the little green Master stood covered in
white, blue and green dripping wet toilet paper.
"Sloane!" yelled Ms Whiner, who had chose at that moment to make her entrance.
"What have you done?" she continued screaming.
"Apologise to this ma. she stopped herself, um , person at once!"
Yoda green colouring had taken on a nice tinge of red. He looked as if he
was about to explode.
"Y-you, you menace! He cried, you could use Yoda's private luxury toilet, who
said?"
(Oh crap that was my fault) Wolfie thought. But half of her was glad that
Sloane was finally getting caught for once.
"No, no don't do it", Wolfie hissed.
Sloane's bottom lip began to tremble, her eyes seemed to grow larger and then
filled with tears. Rubbing the back of her hand against her eyes, Sloane
approached Yoda with her head down and said with the falsest of sincerity she
could manage "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, honest"
Yoda at once began to smile.
(No!) Wolfie's mind screamed (She's evil, I can sense it, the teachers can
sense it. Why can't you?)
But it was to know avail, Sloane was once again forgiven.
*****************************
Wolfie watched as the womp rats boarded the transport once again, some she
already noticed, were beginning to get a slight tinge to their faces and she
knew it would be a long trip home. With every five minutes it having to stop
so the brat could puke his or hers guts up. As she reflected over the day she
supposed it hadn't been too bad. Sloane had only started a food fight, nearly
got Ms Whiner knocked out, killed one of her fellow students with a training
sabre covered Yoda in tissue paper and more then likely tampered with the food
.But Sloane was known to have done worse, a lot worse.
Seeing a friend she went over to her and sat down beside her, far as away
as possible form the evil being, they called Sloane. Obi Wan had come to make
sure everyone got on safely.
(And probably to make sure Sloane doesn't get left behind) Wolfie thought to
herself trying not to laugh.
Everyone waved goodbye and the Jedi Masters heaved a huge sigh of relief.
"Finally that's over", one of them muttered.
"You do know what Draco means "? Another asked and answered her own
question by saying "Dragon"
There was a collective groan.
Suddenly screams could be heard all over the temple. Someone had put itching
powder in all the robes and made sure they were all dyed bright yellow.
Sloane grinned to herself as the made the journey home, "My work here is done,
"she said happily to no one in particular.
THE END.
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