Wolfy: Okay guys! We got some reviews so we are going to continue our little outing!
Zel: Outing...?
Val: More like torture...
Xel: I think it's fun ^_^
Gourry: Hey Wolfy-sama..?
Wolfy: Yes Gou-chan?
Gourry: Uh..Where are me and Lina in this story anyways?
Wolfy: First of all, its "Lina and I" Learn some grammar! Second, You will be added to our fun in this chapter!
Gourry: Reallllllyyyyyyyy???
Wolfy: yes, really...**sweatdrop** Okay, standard disencliamers insert pointless disencliamer speech here cuz we already know it and uh...
Author's note: I Think I may do a better job on this part since I thought it through better ^_^;;; Hope you like!
Part 2
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Wolfy: If you pull another stunt like that...Im going to strangle you to death...
Xel: Sounds good ^_^
Val: Stupid masochist..
**The whole party excluding Lina and Gourry is standing outside "Val's Roller Coaster Ride Of Torture" and deciding where to go next when....**
Mysterious Voice: XELLLOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! YOU PIN-HEAD!!
Xel: Oops I forgot!
Wolfy: Geeze..what did you forget...?
Xel: Mii-chan asked if she could come along too ^_^;;
Wolfy: WHY do you have to tell me now WHEN we are here already?! Your taking the fall Xel-chan!
Xel: **sigh** If you say so...
Mysterious Voice Now Known As Mii-chan: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FORGOT ME!!! **smaks Xelloss on the head**
Xel: But I forgot.....
Mysterious Voice Now Known As Mii-chan: No EXCUSES...And take the damn 'Mysterious' thing off my name!!
Author's Voice: Okay Okay!
Mii-chan: Thank you ^_^
Author's Voice: Sure Sure...
Wolfy: This is scary..I can hear my voice talking to me...
Author's Voice: I was thinking the same thing...Oh yeah! I am in this story! Oops, silly me ^_^;;
Zel: How can a voice make one of those faces..?
Mii-chan: If you forget me one more time like that..I AM GOING TO KILL YOU! GOT THAT?!
Xel:Yessir!...er..I mean M'am! **salutes**
Authors Voice: Poor Xelloss...
Wolfy: Aaaaaannnnnnnyways..Mii-chan? Have you seen Lina and Gourry?
Mii-chan: As a matter of fact I did! There over in the food court over by 'The Log Ride'!
Wolfy: Hey! We can go on that ride next!!
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Gourry: What? Were going to go ride a log?? What kind of ride is that?!
Lina: **smacks Gourry with 'da frying pan'** Uh guys...I Think I'm gunna pass on this one..
Wolfy: Huh? Why??
Lina: Uh I have a funny feeling about riding on a ride called that with Xelloss,Val, and Gourry...
Wolfy: Thats okay! You can wait for us to get off at the end of the ride! Is that okay with everyone else?
Everyone Else: Okay!
Wolfy: Then it's settled! Lets go! **Wolfy races the group over to 'The Log Ride' (uh..Loggers Revenge for the picky details people!)
**We find our group in another simmilar scene of them standing in line waiting for their turn**
Xel: **Is about to start humming but gets a nasty glare from Zeldagis**
Zel: You better not...
Xel: I would DREAM of doing it.. **rolls eyes**
Zel: Good...**Looks satisfied with himself**
Xel: Instead..**Grabs Zel and puts an arm around his neck and shouts** ATTENTION EVERBODY!!THIS IS MY BESTIST BUDDY IN THE WOLE WIDE WORLD; ZELDAGIS GREYWORDS!!
Zel: **Turns BRIGHT red and knocks Xell off of him** Do you live to embarass me?!
Xel: thats almost it ^_^
**Murmurs and chattering is heard from random people in line about the strange 'couple' with Blue and Purple hair**
Zel: Now you got the croud thinking we are homosexuals! Acually I am speaking for myself here..
Xel: hey thats mean =(
Zel: **sticks out his tounge**=P
Wolfy: okay lets change the subject...Gourry! What have you and Lina been doing all this time?
Gourry: Uh...Eating?
Val: Figures
**The group arrive at the front of the line, Wolfy tells the ticket holder they have a party of 6 .They are directed to the right where a WET plastic look-alike log drifts up to them**
Val: Well this sure looks confy..
Wolfy: Yeah, and be sure to look out for more water!
Val: **sweatdrop**
**Wolfy jumps into the front of the log followed by Val who was the only one to dare to sit up in front with her. Mii-chan gets in next Followed by Gourry,Zel, and last but not least; Xelloss. Lina watches the odd bunch start to float away**
Lina: I'll meet you guys here when you're done!
**The log starts bumping and rattling up a slope**
Wolfy: Okay! BUMP! We'll..BUMP see..BUMP..You there!BUMP
Val: Is it..BUMP supposed..BUMPto be..BUMP like this?!
Mii-chan: No...BUMP **Mii-chan glares at the log**
Log: eep! **stops bumping**
Mii-chan: There we go ^_^
Everyone: **sweatdrop**
** The Log starts drifting down a long path**
Gourry: **sings** Floatin' down the river on a Hershey Bar...
Mii-chan: **smacks Gourry Up-side the head**
Xel: Well this SUCKS..
Wolfy: Wait untill the Drop ^_^
Gourry: DROP?! **clings to Zel**
Zel: Gourry get off..._
Gourry: Sorry..
**They float for a while untill they see a lady standing on the edge of the side of the ride before a big drop**
Gourry: aaaaahhhh! Were gunna die!
Wolfy: Calm down! **yells out to the lady** MISS! CAN I TAKE MY ORDER?!
Lady: Huh?!
Wolfy: I want a Malt,French Fries,A double order of cheesecake,three Jalapeno Poppers,A side of Nuggets, a Double Cheeseburger with No Mayo...
Val: WE'RE GUNNA DROP!!!
Wolfy: AND DONT FORGET!!! NO ONIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS.....!! **Wolfys voice echos down the drop**
Gourry: AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! **Clings to Zel's face**
Zel:**is muffled by Gourry** MMMFFFTTT!!!
**Wolfy and Mii-chan are screaming their heads off for no apparent reason(It's not scary kiddies); Gourry is still clinging to Zel for dear life, Xelloss was just smirking his little head off and Val seems to be almost enjoying himself! The log zooms down the arch and lands straight forward gushing water on the whole group**
Gourry: aaah! I'm WET!!
Zel: **finally pushes Gourry off** You were clinging to me so much that I didnt get wet...
Wolfy: **shakes** brrrrr! Hey that's not fair! You were supposed to get wet!
Xel: I agree, Your not playing fair Zel-chan!
Zel: Huh....?
Wolfy & Mii-chan: **scoup there hands and uh...paws into the water and splash it up on Zeldagis**
Zel: HEY!!
Wolfy: You deserved it =P
Zel: BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO GET WET!!
Gourry: well it could be worse...
Mii-chan: **Looks at Xel** great Gourry, you just jinxed our survival..
Xel: **Grin widens and leans over to one side and procedes to rock the log**
Zel: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Xel: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm rocking the log over ^_^
Val: WHAT?!
**The log procedes forward tipping to its side for a while. Right byt the start of the ride the log tips over and knocks everyone out into the water**
Wolfy: **Splashes around frantically and then surfaces** aaahhh! XELLOSS!!!
Xel: **floating above the sunken crew with that mischevious smile** Well the ride was boring anyways...
Gourry:**reappears with his head on the surface followed by Val and Mii-chan** Guys Help! Zel sunk to the bottom and he can't get back up!
Wolfy: Kisama! Val, Gourry Mii-chan! Come and help me!
** The crew all dive down to save the stranded Chimera. It took all their strength to pull him up and over to the exit. All the while you could see a hysterical Lina laughing her ass off at the whole scene**
Mii-chan: **has angry look on her face and slowly turns around to face Xelloss** You are not getting off that easily! **Pulls Xelloss under in with her getting him soaked**
Xel: **surfaces**Well that plan went bust..**Blows bubbles in the water**
Lina: **Still laughing out loud** Man! You should see how funny you all look! **starts laughing again**
Wolfy: THEN YOU SHOULD JOIN US! **Grabs Lina's leg and pulls her in**
Lina: AAAHHHHH!!! @#$%!#$*!!
Wolfy: I feel better now...^_^
Lina:**twitches** "Darkness beyond twilight, crimsom beyond blood that flows.."
Zel: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!
Gourry: EVERYONE GET OUT OF HERE!!!
Xel: Too late....
Lina: DRAGON SLAVE!!!!!!!!!