After having received many responses for 'Pie in the Sky', ranging from
'How dare you turn Akane into chicken pot pie!' to 'Akane was on bottom,
not top you moron!' to 'You bastard! I'm gonna come and kill you!',
this insane fool has decided to give up his evil ways. Nothing bad will
happen to Akane here and, in fact, she's happily married:
UNITED SCHOOLS
by CrazyFic
crazyfic@hotmail.com
Disclaimer: Ranma 1/2 and its characters are the property of Rumiko
Takahashi. And may I be sent to the dark depths of the land down under
if I misuse them in any way.
C&C and MST definitely welcome
*****
There she was. In bed with the man she truly loved.
Akane Tendo, now Akane Saotome, was tired but sated. She was _very_
sated. It was a long and hard road, but they were finally married.
Probably made faster cause of the 'Special Magic Love Man' that appeared
in Nerima recently. The one who said that he'll 'fix up all the love
problems in the usual SI'ish way'. Nevertheless, this love was truly
inevitable. The fates themselves said so.
True, the 'Special Magic Love Man' screwed up in the beginning and for a
while had her in love with the frozen chicken in the store nearby. But
in the end this mistake was fixed and the love she felt for him was
shown again. Though some people say that's only because he accidentally
ate the chicken and whatever feelings the chicken had for Akane he now
had and vice-versa. Akane really knew that they're just jealous of the
true power of love. That plus they were probably jealous that she got
such a hunk of a husband. Those false looks of concern didn't fool her.
Then there was that last problem before they could marry. That crazy
weapon-wielding bitch of a rival. Akane couldn't believe that _she_
would attack them even after they declared their love for each other.
Saying something about Akane stealing her love away. What a crazy
person with such crazy thoughts. Luckily, she was now in a mental
asylum, where all crazy weapon-wielding bitches belong.
But none of that mattered now for her husband was stirring up. Such
stamina! Others would be jealous if one had half of what he had.
Eyeing a glass of cold water, a mischievous and dirty thought came up in
her mind. Just thinking about it made her feel hot. She was thinking
of splashing herself with it just to cool herself down.
"Akane-chan?" her husband asked, wondering why she wasn't by his side.
Moving up next to her husband, Akane seductively said, "I think it's
time we did it panda style, Genma-kun." Right away she splashed him
with the water.
"Growf?"
"Oh you know those type of noises just turn me on. Now assume the
position." Which Genma-panda eagerly did.
Ukyou might have ran away with Ranma, Akane thought, but she here had a
Real Man!
THE END
*****
Notes:
First of all I must profusely thank Michael Fetter for having written
'Schools United', the fic where Ranma marries Soun to unite the schools.
This got me thinking in that couldn't this work the other way? Couldn't
Akane marry Genma to unite the schools? And that's how I got the idea
to write this.
I would also like to thank Megane 6.7 for writing 'A Real Man II:
Consequences', at http://anime.muck.com/~sakura/ranma.html or
http://anime.muck.com/~sakura/stories/ranma/Real2.txt for a direct link,
where we get to see more of those wacky Nerimans and their sexcapades.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some free tickets to Australia that I
shall be using.
~Dedicated to those who try their darned hardest to have Akane always
end with a Saotome~
---------------------------------------------
o/~ This magic moment...
'How dare you turn Akane into chicken pot pie!' to 'Akane was on bottom,
not top you moron!' to 'You bastard! I'm gonna come and kill you!',
this insane fool has decided to give up his evil ways. Nothing bad will
happen to Akane here and, in fact, she's happily married:
UNITED SCHOOLS
by CrazyFic
crazyfic@hotmail.com
Disclaimer: Ranma 1/2 and its characters are the property of Rumiko
Takahashi. And may I be sent to the dark depths of the land down under
if I misuse them in any way.
C&C and MST definitely welcome
*****
There she was. In bed with the man she truly loved.
Akane Tendo, now Akane Saotome, was tired but sated. She was _very_
sated. It was a long and hard road, but they were finally married.
Probably made faster cause of the 'Special Magic Love Man' that appeared
in Nerima recently. The one who said that he'll 'fix up all the love
problems in the usual SI'ish way'. Nevertheless, this love was truly
inevitable. The fates themselves said so.
True, the 'Special Magic Love Man' screwed up in the beginning and for a
while had her in love with the frozen chicken in the store nearby. But
in the end this mistake was fixed and the love she felt for him was
shown again. Though some people say that's only because he accidentally
ate the chicken and whatever feelings the chicken had for Akane he now
had and vice-versa. Akane really knew that they're just jealous of the
true power of love. That plus they were probably jealous that she got
such a hunk of a husband. Those false looks of concern didn't fool her.
Then there was that last problem before they could marry. That crazy
weapon-wielding bitch of a rival. Akane couldn't believe that _she_
would attack them even after they declared their love for each other.
Saying something about Akane stealing her love away. What a crazy
person with such crazy thoughts. Luckily, she was now in a mental
asylum, where all crazy weapon-wielding bitches belong.
But none of that mattered now for her husband was stirring up. Such
stamina! Others would be jealous if one had half of what he had.
Eyeing a glass of cold water, a mischievous and dirty thought came up in
her mind. Just thinking about it made her feel hot. She was thinking
of splashing herself with it just to cool herself down.
"Akane-chan?" her husband asked, wondering why she wasn't by his side.
Moving up next to her husband, Akane seductively said, "I think it's
time we did it panda style, Genma-kun." Right away she splashed him
with the water.
"Growf?"
"Oh you know those type of noises just turn me on. Now assume the
position." Which Genma-panda eagerly did.
Ukyou might have ran away with Ranma, Akane thought, but she here had a
Real Man!
THE END
*****
Notes:
First of all I must profusely thank Michael Fetter for having written
'Schools United', the fic where Ranma marries Soun to unite the schools.
This got me thinking in that couldn't this work the other way? Couldn't
Akane marry Genma to unite the schools? And that's how I got the idea
to write this.
I would also like to thank Megane 6.7 for writing 'A Real Man II:
Consequences', at http://anime.muck.com/~sakura/ranma.html or
http://anime.muck.com/~sakura/stories/ranma/Real2.txt for a direct link,
where we get to see more of those wacky Nerimans and their sexcapades.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some free tickets to Australia that I
shall be using.
~Dedicated to those who try their darned hardest to have Akane always
end with a Saotome~
---------------------------------------------
o/~ This magic moment...