The Star Warrior by: Dark Side Luke

Disclaimer: *Sighs* I don't own nothin'. Nadda. Zip. Zero. Maybe someday...
Dedicated to my sister: Lady Croft.
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The Star Warrior (recited by Luke Skywalker)

I'm the one with the droids

Astromech and paranoid.

Got a saber at my belt

A disturbance in the Force I have felt.

Killed my father, he is dead

Jedi masters in my head.

Sayin' that I'm number one,

Knowin' that my job is done.

But I've heard this new myth

About the uprising of the Sith.

Now I mean not to be rude,

But these Sith are basically screwed!
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Thanks for reading this...It's bad I know. Luke didn't kill his father...well, not really. And I don't think there is such thing as a "new myth". But, hey, my English teacher never really watched Star Wars (shame on her) so I got a pretty good mark on this. Please review and be wary I already pointed out the stupid parts (the whole poem). Thanks again!

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