Chapter Three, The Wedding

Ferio: Come on everyone we have to get to a church

Mokona: *riding a rabid cow*

Emeraude: ooooo

Fuu: Ahhh I need a dress!

Emeraude: let's go

Umi: I love weddings

Hikaru: am I still in the pool?

Kat: look to E

Kat: she is the girly girl

Umi: r ascot and Clef gonna be there?

Kat: ahhh!

Emeraude: that was Umi

Kat: not Umi and Clef!

Mokona: Puu puu puu!

Fuu: oh no I think I have one back at the castle

Kat: shakes head

Emeraude: Nope, I hate to break it to ya

Kat: umi and ascot!

Ferio: think I have a tuxedo

Emeraude: but neither of the guys fit ya Umi

*runs back to castle with fuu*

Emeraude: I have a dress!

Emeraude: Kat, you need to wear one

Hikaru: am I out of the pool?

Chang: so do I!

Kat: nOOOO WAY!

Hikaru: or did you guys kill me?

E laughs uncontrollably

*Fuu looks for her dress*

Ferio: pulls out tuxedo

Fuu dresses at the speed of light

Kat: I can kill you if you like

Emeraude: do the honors, Kat

Ferio does too

Chang: BUTTERY!

Kat: Amperage!

Emeraude: remember your dear Eagle

Ferio: runs out to hall

Kat calls ruin god

Fuu: Ready to go?

Kat: Power surge!

I'm dressed too

Hikaru: wait a min WHERE AM I?

E and Umi are in gorgeous dresses

Fuu: Ya 'll better hurry up!

Hikaru: to stop talking to me

Kat: Die Hikaru!

Umi: SO much for getting married to the tall man, Hikaru

Chang: STUPID DOG!

Hikaru: Nova?

Kat throws ball of electricity at Hikaru

Hikaru: why do you want to do this to me AHHHHHHH

Hikaru: OWWWW

*suddenly a church appears like Notre dame and a grand organ pops out of nowhere*

Emeraude: you guys have to get Dressed!

Ferio: good enough!

Nova: im getting married to Hikaru!

Hikaru: no u aren't!

Mokona: PUU.

Emeraude: Nova, you need to marry...

Kat: Die!

Emeraude:....Innova...

Nova: who is that?

Lantos: CROSS DRESSING PIXY ELF!

Emeraude: o, Zagato's little servant

Nova: sounds like a type of ice cream

Hikaru: ooooh

Nova: I love my hottie Hikaru!

Emeraude: ALRIGHT! let's go

Nova clamps onto Hikaru

Hikaru: im not right for you

BAM!!!!!

Hikaru: IN FACT

Emeraude: My bro's wedding is going to start!

Hikaru: I AM YOU

Fuu: HELLO! We're getting married here!

* Here comes the bride all dressed in white plays on the organ*

Kat: I am not wearing a dress

Hikaru: WAIT

Hikaru: FUUU

Hikaru: FUUU

Ferio: SHOW SOME RESPECT!

Kat: no way!

Hikaru: I DIDN'T CONGRATULATE YOU!!

Kat: no dress

Hikaru: Hikaru runs up to Fuu

Hikaru: and hugs her

Emeraude: Where a tuxedo

Kat: way to go Fuu!

Hikaru: and shakes her hand

Fuu: Thanks

Emeraude: with a mini shirt

Hikaru: good job

Kat hugs her too

Hikaru: Fuu is all grown up

Fuu: just don't smother me

Kat: no way

E makes a present appear... baby stuff!

Mokona: Puu puu pupuu! puu PUU pupuu! Puu puu PUPUUU Puu PUPUU PUU PUU!

Kat: you have to get married

Kat: mokona wants to marry Umi!

Ferio blushes to an absolute red

Fuu: ok gotta walk down that isle!

Umi: not the marshmallow

Ferio takes Fuu's arm and starts walking

Kat: it's ... so ... beautiful...

Emeraude: Do you want me to make the baby now too?

Emeraude: your future baby I mean?

Kat:A !!!!

Hikaru: ooooh

Kat: What

Hikaru: how are you going to do that?

Fuu: Ahg!

Kat plugs ears

Emeraude: Don't choke

Chang takes Ferio's arm and walks with him.

Kat: La la la

Preacher person: DO you take this... blah blah blah

Kat: didn't hear that

Ferio : I do

Chang: hey I wanted to do the preaching!

Emeraude: so sweet Chang, buzz off

Hikaru: well Fuu I have a wedding present for you

::sends Chang to Chizeta with Tarta n tatra

Hikaru: I hope ya like it

Kat: here is my present too!

Preacher person: And do you Fuu take this man as.. blah blah blah ?

Emeraude: Fuu, here's another present

Kat: It's a new sword! Nice and deadly!

Kat: ^_~

Fuu: I do

Hikaru: I hope you like mine

E makes a house

*more organ music*

Kat: get ride of any pesky peps with it

*leans over and kisses Fuu*

Emeraude: whoops, I forgot that we're not suppose to talk

Kat: heh

Emeraude: La la la

Kat: yah

Emeraude: but that's okay

Kat: 'whistles'

Chang: I'm so happy.

Kat: I wasn't talking!

Emeraude: looks at ceiling and hums

Kat: it was all e!

Ferio: hello the wedding is over! now for the.. RECEPTION!

Kat: Yah!

Kat: go Fuu!

Fuu: Yeah!

Emeraude: let's go sing the karaoki

Kat: is there popcorn at the reception?

Ferio: everyone goes into bar

Kat: bar?

Hikaru: WAIT I SING THE FIRST SONG

Emeraude: ooooo, they have a song thing in the bar

FERIO: OOOOOO THE EVERLASTING BOWL OF POPCORN!

Emeraude: that's why umi should sing first!

Kat: ooo!

::hikaru starts singing:::::

Kat: mine!

Hikaru: AH AH AH AH STAYING ALIVE : STAYING ALIVE

Hikaru: AH AH AH AH STAYINVE ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

::Emeraude sing, "Zagato, Zagato, I hate ya, tomorrow"

: Ferio: Fuu, why dont you go?

Kat: painful

Kat: Hikaru needs lessons

Emeraude: Ferio, where's my fiancee?

Kat: or we could just chop her head off

Umi sings but sounds like a dying cow

Hikaru: not if ii keep on singing that song

Kat: umi needs lessons too

Emeraude: someone kill Umi before we go deaf

Hikaru: interesting I thought I was the

mooing cow.

Kat: I will!

Emeraude: I'll kill Hikaru then!

Kat: you too

Chang: I WANNA SING!

Kat chases umi with sword

Hikaru: you can sing with me!

Kat suddenly stops

Emeraude: Crimson Wrath!!!!!!!!!!

Fuu: when's the reception gonna be over?

Kat: like, never?

Kat: I cant ruin my buds wedding with a silly fight

Emeraude: Let's go to the pool now

Hikaru: NO I HAVE . HAD ENOUGH OF THAT POOL

Emeraude: I never got to wear my pretty little bathing suit

Kat: I am NOT wearing a bathing suit

Emeraude: but Hikaru, you need to wear a bathing suit

Hikaru: I THINK THAT'S THE BATHING SUIT THAT YOU STOLE FROM ME LAST SUMMER

Emeraude: I'm going to Cephiro, I need to torture Zagato

for not asking me to marry him

Ferio: ok the reception is over

Fuu: Yeah!

Kat: is everyone getting married?

Kat: I feel left out...

Hikaru: aaaw ill marry you Nova

Chang: I SING NOW!!!!

Eagle, o eaaaaaaagle!

Chang: Oops, I lost it again I played while in line Got lost in my mind Oh come on people Oops you think I'm real slow That my mind's set on low I'm not that ignorant

Hikaru: GO CHANG!

Eagle: Did someone call?

Nova: really?

Nova: omg! I am sooo happy!

Ferio: NOW FOR THE HONEYMOON!