Chapter Five, The Never Ending Weddings
Kat promptly faints
Kat: eagle...
Emeraude: Eagle: Did someone say wedding?
Hikaru: WAITTTTTTTTT I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Eagle: I thought Hikaru said she wanted to marry me
Nova: she is marring me!
Mokona: puu
Hikaru: HIKARU slaps Emeraude
Eagle: O well, I'm just marry the next person I see... Eagle sees Kat
Kat: yes!!!
Hikaru: I have had enough of you to last me a lifetime!
Eagle: okay, you're the next person
Kat jumps up and down
Eagle: let's go
Kat: whaooo!
Emeraude: ya kat!
it is raining bananas all over the place
Eagle: Where's Aska?
Kat does a victory dance
Emeraude: Yeah, where's the princess who wanted to look like me?
Aska: I'm right here duh
Eagle and Kat go to the chapel
Kat: Yeah!
Hikaru: Aska have you grown?
Emeraude: Wanna take lessons on flirting, Aska?
Aska: no
Chang: lets go to the department store!
Hikaru: how come your almost taller then me?
Nova: lets get married too Hikaru! Nova drags Hikaru to the chapel
Emeraude: Lantos isn't here, hahahha
Hikaru: Nova
F: Aska: well I'm standing on a box
Hikaru: what are you doing ooho I see Aska
Priest: do you take Eagle to be your...etc
Hikaru: let me go Nova
Hikaru: NOVA CAN I TALK TO YOU?
Nova continues dragging her
Emeraude: uh oh, someone's getting a lecture!
Hikaru: pulls her arm away and takes Nova and says I WANT TO TALK TO YOU NOW!
Chang: Pikachus at ten o' clock!
Nova latches onto her leg
::Priest clears throat:: Miss Kat????
Priest: I said...
Umi: o forget it, Priest
She doesn't wanna get married
Kat: ahhh
Umi: eagle, wanna marry me instead?
Kat: yes I do!
Chang: Dearly departed
Kat: nooo
Kat: Eagle is mine!
Eagle: anyone will do
Nova marries Hikaru
Emeraude makes the divorce
Nova marries Hikaru AGAIN
Divorce!
Jigglypuff: *sings song*
not allowed to marry her or I'll take away your powers
Kat: Eagle is marrying me!
Eagle: Uh, how bout both?
Umi: Sounds good
Emeraude: I dont' really care
Kat: I will kill you Umi
Kat: Dont even Touch Eagle!
Umi: Just try it, miss fat
Kat: gah
Eagle: wow, another cat fight
Kat: why does everyone call me that!
Eagle: like last time I asked someone to marry me
Kat starts strangling Umi Umi starts pulling kat's hair
Kat: Eagle is mine!
Kat impales Umi on her sword
Eagle: No, I'm not mine, I'm a captain of a ship
Kat gets flung to a pool by Umi's water dragon
Kat uses Power surge and electrocute Umi
E raises hands
Nova is now happily married to Hikaru
Nova: yah!
and Both Kat and Umi has worst nightmares Nova too Nova is married to a monster : Kat is wearing a bathing suit and Umi has to stand next to Mokona
Kat: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Umi: Not you Marshmallow
Nova: you know you are kinda cute Mr. monster!
Mokona: PUU!!
Emeraude: Kat, I never thought you'd look good in a bathing suit
Kat: grrrr Stop this NOW!!!!
Eagle: Wow, you look really really hot in that suit
Mokona hands Umi a carrot
Umi gets a hammer out and starts chasing mokona
Kat: Really?
Eagle: Wanna get married
Kat: Okay!
Emeraude: don't like anyone near marshmallows
Kat: yes!
carrot explodes like on a Loony Tunes cartoon
Umi faints In the chapel...
Kat sticks tongue out at Umi
Umi splashes water on kat's face
Kat: grrr
Umi: I'm SO sorry kat
Kat: I am marrying Eagle so I will not fight with you, for now...
Emeraude: Alright, Eagle, let's get moving
Umi: whatever
Umi: I'll just steal La Farga from Caldina
Kat: Eat your heart out Hikaru!
Kat: I got Eagle!
E divorces and sends Nova to the end of Cephiro without her powers or ruin god
Nova: huh...
Pinky and the Brain walk past
Nova: where is Hikaru or my cute monster/
Emeraude: sends monster to where Nova is
Nova: oh good!
Emeraude: Eagle, what are you doing in the powdering room?
Emeraude: hurry up!
Kat, your fiancee is just SO...
Emeraude: powdery?
Kat: So what? heh... Okay...
Emeraude: Okay, that's it, you're married!
Kat: yeah! Kat: Im so happy!
Emeraude: Kat, here's your present...
Kat: really? thanks!
Kat opens and sees...TEN MILLION BATHING SUITS!
Emeraude: Eagle said he liked you in it
Kat: really?
Emeraude: so I gave you 1/10 of mine
Eagle: (yells) Yep
Chang: dude. They say that every cool super-hero has to have I dorky side kick to make him/her look cooler. *sigh* I wish I were a fish...
Umi pouts and looks like she wants to kill kat
Kat: heh too bad Umi!
Umi wets her suit
Kat jumps into the water
Chang: Who wants to go to CHUCKY CHEESES?
Kat: I do not!
Emeraude: I forgot to tell you that one is transparent!
better jump into the water
I did not jump into the water in a transparent bathing suit!!!!!
E makes another bathing suit not transparent
Kat: humph Thanks... I guess.. it isn't poisonous is it?
Umi: Too bad, Eme-chan, transparent looks good on Kat
Kat: GRRRR
: Nope, I just did it cause Eagle might faint
Kat: you are not high on my favorites list right now Umi!
Chang: zzz... zzz... zzz...
Umi: I didn't ask you to put me on the list did I?
Emeraude: Nova married Hikaru!
Emeraude: but I divorced them
Nova: Hikaru got married to Hikaru!
again!
Emeraude: I divorced them gain
Nova: You missed it!
Nova got married to her monster and married again
Emeraude: ::pouts::
Emeraude: Divorce
KAT MARRIED EAGLE!!!
Emeraude: yep
Umi and Kat had a Cat fight
Zagato didn't show either.