Happily Ever After: Bladder Problems part 2
By: Kim and Lisa
(aka firebolt7 and ~*Lily*~)
Sitting in the desk in front of them, to their horror, was none
other then Professor Dumbledore.
The two followed Professor McGonagall into his office. What they saw next surprised them so much, that James peed his pants!! "I'm not going to let this perfect opportunity of humiliating James slip by!" Thought Lily. She slipped her magic camera out of her bag, and snapped a quick photo, Lily couldn't wait to see it developed! James tried desperately to grab her camera but he couldn't quite reach. He jumped over an ottoman, and got a disapproving look from McGonagall. "YOU WILL NOT ACT LIKE THIS IN FRONT OF THEHEADMASTER!" Shouted McGonagall outraged at their behavior. "Minevera,it is nothing! They are just young lovers, let then fight." Said Dumbledore with the twinkle still in his eyes. "WE ARE NOT LOVERS!!" shoutedJames, and after he said it, he remembered who he was talking to. "You shan't talk like that to the headmaster, remember who you are talking to!" said McGonagall appalled that the headmaster would allow this sort of behavior. "Minevera, maybe it would be best if you left us to figure this out." Said Dumbledore, and McGonagall left feeling dejected.
"Now tell me what happened, to get her so ticked off!" said Dumbledore laughing. "Well,' started James, 'I was just trying to ask Lily out, and then shefreaked on me, it must be pms or something,' James was interrupted by Lily, "I RESENT THAT!!" "All right Lily, I will hear your side after James is done, but James don't assume things like that, because it can get you into trouble." said Dumbledore, grinning. "Okay, sorry Lily, but she got really peeved, and started yelling all these insults at me,and I was being nice and I really like her, but she just wouldn't stop yellingat me, and then I did call her a mudblood, and I am really sorry, but shereally embarrassed me." Said James, nowgoing red for letting Lily know that she embarrassed him. "Well, well, well, I, lowly Lily have embarrassed the High Almighty James, now have I?" asked Lily maliciously. "Lily." Said Dumbledore warningly. "Sorry professor." Said Lily. "Now tell me your side of the story." "Well, he is so self assured that every girl is just going to lie down and let him walk on them, I was trying to teach him a lesson. And I guess that I just got a little carried away, and James I guess that I don't hate you as much as I said that I did." Now it was Lily's, turn to go red in the face. Dumbledore chuckled, as he remembered how when he was only in his 4 year at Hogwarts, he had done almost the same thing to Alastor Moody's girlfriend, Arrabella Fig. It was a good thing that they had been such good friends, other wise that would have ruined their friendship. "Well, as I can see that you are both sorry, I will not give you a punishment this time, but if I get wind that either of you are using those kinds of words, towards anyone in an unwarranted circumstance I will have to punish you. Now run along. And kiss and makeup or something." Said Dumbledoresmiling as they got up and blushed, as they walked out of the office.
Lily, still red in the face but out of anger, stalked ahead of James
down the deserted hall. "Lily,wait up! I thought we were back to being friends-" said James. "Oh, James Potter, I can't believe youa ctually thought for a second that I could put all this behind!" said Lily. "All this? What? All I did was call you a mudblood!" said James. "That's right!" Said Lily as she quickened her step, and as she turned the corner James grabbed her arm. Lily gasped from the pain. Tears came to her eyes as she tried to keep herself from screaming. "Lily? Are you okay?!"James was really worried now. He still felt something for her, even though he wasn't really showing it. "I'm fine," Lily rasped, "just let goof me!" James let go of Lily's armand she trodded off to her dormitory. Kim and Sirius, who had followed them to the headmaster's room hidden under James' invisibility cloak, were watching and listening in silence around the corner. "I think there is something really wrong with Lily," breathed Kim. "Why don't we go and find out?" Kim nodded, and theywalked slowly and quietly to the Gryffindor common room.
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Kim walked intoher dormitory, and looked around for Lily. She wasn't
on her bed. Kim didn't see her anywhere, and she was starting to getworried. Her ears then perked up to thesound of running water. She raced intothe bathroom, and there, on the stone-cold floor, was Lily. She was passed out, and all she had on was a tank-top, and shorts. Tears stained her face. Kim noticed bruises and cuts all over her body. She tried to get Lily to wake up, but it was useless. Then all she could remember before blacking out were the deep lashes imprinted on Lily's bony back.
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A/N: and yet we meet again! It's Kim this time, Hi to all my adoring fans!!! PLEASEREVIEW!!!!!! WE NEED THEM BADLY!!! Or Lisa and I will write a joint, "what happens when you bad bad, ppl don't review!" hahaha and I don't think that you people want to see that, it would be very scary! Well, I COMMAND YOU!! YOUMUST REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAI am the sheep of Kim past!!! Hahaha guess what everyone!! I GOT MYSELF BACK!! YAYAYA!! TIME TO REALLY ANNOY MR AUGENSTEINE!!!!!!YAYAYAYAYAYAY!! I CANT WAIT! Well please, please, please, please review!!!!!!!!!!! Pretty please with whipped cream and cherries on top? I will personally send you a sundae if you review! Well I will let you review now, and say hi to my Sirius!! ~Kim
Oh yeah, and a disclaimer: I GET CORY!! Hahahaha jk Lisa, I get Sirius! Ha but I don't own him, the almighty JKR owns them all. :(