Authors note : BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID.
Disclaimer: I own nothing…wait a sec…no nothing.
Elsebeth Fishnips
Once Upon a Time there Was a Lovely Little Sausage called Voldermort.
Voldermort: So, you want to join the Deatheaters, eh?
Snape: Er yeah…
Voldermort: Well here's your Deatheater application form, fill it out please.
That evening…
Snape: Hmmm…. Well, Any history of insanity in the family? (He thinks) Well I'll cross out the 'in', shall I? Any history of sanity in the family? None whatsoever. Any crimes commited…I'll just say fraud and sexual devience. Right then!
Harry: Er where is this going?
Snape: Shut up!
Harry: No!!! I wanna part!!
Elsebeth Fishnips: Oh shut up! I admit it, I don't know where this is going!
Harry: Well put me in at least! Please!
Mcgonangall: Why don't people write fics about MEEEEE! ?? come on! Work with me people! You CAN'T EVEN SPELL MY NAME RIGHT!!! Who's writing this shit anyway????
Elsebeth Fishnips: I am.
All: IT'S CRAPPP!
Elsebeth Fishnips: I KNOW I KNOW! GIVE ME A BREAK!
Voldermort: WORLD DOMINATION AHAH!
Elsebeth: How do I make my fics good????
Harry: You must go the Wise Woman.
Elsebeth: Eh?
Harry: Two things must ye know of the Wise Woman….First, she is … A WOMAN!
Mcgonagall: Urghhh
Harry: Second, she is ..
Everyone: WISE?
Harry: You do know 'er then????
Elsebeth: Ok I'm gonna bail now….( covered in rotten fruit)
Walks away mumbling, "That's the last time I ever attempt a funny fic",
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M MELTING, I'M MELTING, WHAT A WORLD WHAT A WORLD!!
I wanna Waldolf salad!!! Celery, apples, walnuts, grapes! In a mayonnaise sauce!
I'm sorry but I think we're all out of waldofs….
DON'T MENTION THE WAR!!!
AND I'll have a big party…hope your not too miffed..byeeeeeee!
Queen Elizabeth 1
Blackadder 3rd
Disclaimer: I own nothing…wait a sec…no nothing.
Elsebeth Fishnips
Once Upon a Time there Was a Lovely Little Sausage called Voldermort.
Voldermort: So, you want to join the Deatheaters, eh?
Snape: Er yeah…
Voldermort: Well here's your Deatheater application form, fill it out please.
That evening…
Snape: Hmmm…. Well, Any history of insanity in the family? (He thinks) Well I'll cross out the 'in', shall I? Any history of sanity in the family? None whatsoever. Any crimes commited…I'll just say fraud and sexual devience. Right then!
Harry: Er where is this going?
Snape: Shut up!
Harry: No!!! I wanna part!!
Elsebeth Fishnips: Oh shut up! I admit it, I don't know where this is going!
Harry: Well put me in at least! Please!
Mcgonangall: Why don't people write fics about MEEEEE! ?? come on! Work with me people! You CAN'T EVEN SPELL MY NAME RIGHT!!! Who's writing this shit anyway????
Elsebeth Fishnips: I am.
All: IT'S CRAPPP!
Elsebeth Fishnips: I KNOW I KNOW! GIVE ME A BREAK!
Voldermort: WORLD DOMINATION AHAH!
Elsebeth: How do I make my fics good????
Harry: You must go the Wise Woman.
Elsebeth: Eh?
Harry: Two things must ye know of the Wise Woman….First, she is … A WOMAN!
Mcgonagall: Urghhh
Harry: Second, she is ..
Everyone: WISE?
Harry: You do know 'er then????
Elsebeth: Ok I'm gonna bail now….( covered in rotten fruit)
Walks away mumbling, "That's the last time I ever attempt a funny fic",
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M MELTING, I'M MELTING, WHAT A WORLD WHAT A WORLD!!
I wanna Waldolf salad!!! Celery, apples, walnuts, grapes! In a mayonnaise sauce!
I'm sorry but I think we're all out of waldofs….
DON'T MENTION THE WAR!!!
AND I'll have a big party…hope your not too miffed..byeeeeeee!
Queen Elizabeth 1
Blackadder 3rd