I swear I'll try to do better this time! Here's the 7th chapter, 2nd chapter of the second section. Don't forget to both read AND review. Not just read. Kay? Okay then...
"Oh, good. The fourth gundam. So now all that's left is for me to get in my gundam and go to Earth..." Duo made his way down a long, dark corridor, past several doors that all looked pretty much the same, and then finally went into one of them. "There it is... Deathscythe. Wait a minute... Someone's inside it!" Duo ran to Deathscythe and yelled "Hey, who the hell are you and what are you doing in Deathscythe?" A boy jumped out of the cockpit. "Oh, sorry. I guess Ryoko isn't here, huh?" Tenchi looked around. "Damn it... I'm in the wrong cartoon, aren't I? Sorry, I'll leave now!" Tenchi ran out the door Duo had come through, and Duo inserted himself into the cockpit of the Deathscythe. "And now I'll head for Earth." (Did you notice anything? Cock-pit, I'll Head for Earth, Inserted himself into the Cock-pit? What do those all have in common? Hehehe... I'll shut up now.)
"Odd... Well, if it's for the good of the colonies, I'll do it." Quatre said as he closed the file. "I wonder who's behind this operation. I guess it was that scientist. HEY!!! Scooby Doo!" Quatre watched the viewscreen, which he had turned to Cartoon Network. "Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you? We need some help from you now..." Quatre sang. "Oh, this is the one where they catch a bad guy wearing a mask! I love this one!" Then Quatre accidentally pressed a button on the control panel labelled 'Transmit.'
"Wow... So I'm supposed to take out Oz? Well, it can't be much harder than it was getting rid of Judeccas little organization. Oh, wait a minute, all we did was destroy his lab and that bomb. Right. Didn't actually kill anyone who worked for him or get rid of his actual lab in Atlantis. Well, it can't be too hard. Especially with this gundam." Heero said after he had finished reading the file. He looked at the viewscreen, at the Earth. "Almost there. I wonder if any of the other guys are there?" Then Scooby Doo popped up on the viewscreen. "Relp, Raggy! Rere's a ronster over rere!" "What the hell is Scooby Doo doing on my viewscreen?!?" Then Scooby disappeared and was replaced with the Earth. "Weird..."
"Hmmm.... So that scientist guy wanted me, Trowaman, to save the colonies from the evil Oz organization. Oz? Like Australia, or something? The evil Kangaroo Klan! Or maybe even the Killer Koalas! Or perhaps the Perilous Platypusseses... Platypi? Whatever. The Down-Underworld... A dangerous place... Oh, wait, what's this?" Trowa read the last line in the file. "Keep in mind, Oz does NOT mean Australia. Oh. Okay, then." Trowa then made the gundam Heavyarms spin around in circles. "WHHHHEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Oh crap! I'm gonna hurl!" Trowa stopped Heavyarms quickly and fell out of his seat. "Ow..."
Wufei closed the file. "Interesting. Well, it seems just enough, which means that it is not injust. Which means that I would be serving justice. Which means... Which means that I am quite just. Hmmm... What? Oooooohhh... Jack Daniels! I haven't had any Jack Daniels in quite a while!" (The alcoholic drink, you sickos!) Wufei picked up the bottle of JD and began drinking from it. After a while he had drank the entire bottle. He had brought a mirror with him (It's a mystery as to why) and he looked into the mirror. "Hey, you're cute! Aw, thanks, but I'm not as good looking as you. Are you mocking me? Stop it! I said that first, damn it!" Wufei punched the mirror, shattering it and cutting his hand. "OW! He fought well... But I prevailed! *HIC!* Hehehe... Now, onwards, to Earth! *HIC!*"
"On my way to Earth, I should probably check on the others and make sure they aren't in any trouble or anything." Duo flew to the closest one of his friends, which was Wufei. "Why is he wobbling around like that? Is he drunk or something?" Then a JD bottle fell from the gundams hand. "Crap. He's drunk. Oh, well. As long as he gets to Earth." Duo flew to Quatre next. "What the hell?!? Quatres watching Scooby Doo? That is soooo not fair! My gundam doesn't get that channel..." Then Duo flew around and checked on Heero. "Well, at least he's not doing anything weird." Duo then went to see what Trowa was doing. He listened to Trowa, who was watching Batman. "Copycat... He's just jealous because I thought of that first. That looks almost exactly like the Trowamobile, only it's got bat wings and stuff." Duos eyes went wide. "Um... I'll just go to Earth now..." Duo flew to Earth. Quickly. VERY fast.
"Hahaha! I TOLD you! I told you Scooby was going to catch you if you did that! But did you listen to me? Nooooo, of course not. And now you're going to jail because of it!" Quatre laughed. "Those guys never learn, do they... You can't get away from Scooby and the gang. They're just too smart." Quatre switched his viewscreen back to Earth, and he saw that he was almost there. "Well, I suppose I should land now..." He said, and did so.
Heero, being the only normal one, landed without anything particularly humorous happening. I mean, he fought Zechs and a few other guys, but you don't want to hear about that, do you? Alright fine... Heero was entering the atmosphere, and then... (The author takes in a large breath)
Awholebunchamobilesuitscameandattackedhimandhebeatthecrapoutofthemandthencrashedintothewater. So there it is. Now on to Trowa.
"I seriously need a sidekick if I'm going to be Trowaman. Then again, I probably shouldn't be Trowaman. There's only room enough for one superhero, and, though I hate to admit it, Batman is pretty good... So from now on I shall simpy be Trowa Barton. OH CRAP, A MOUNTAIN!" Trowa dodged the mountain looming up in front of him, and then landed the gundam. "That was close. Now I've got to figure out just what to do next. I'm probably supposed to destroy some Oz bases, but where are they?" Trowa then tried to locate the nearest Oz base.
Wufei was swerving about wildly in the gundam. "Oh, no! That damn pidgeon is still after me! It's gonna crap on my gundam! I wont let it, no, no, it's not gonna crap on Nataku... Nuh-uh. I'll fight it do the death!" Shenlong grabbed a tree out of the ground and tried to hit the pidgeon, but the bird was easily able to dodge the blow since Wufei was drunk. "Ah, a worthy opponent! Well, you can't dodge all of my attacks!" Wufei swung the tree at the pidgeon repeatedly, but missed every time. The pidgeon flew away from Wufei. "Yes, that's right, run, you coward! But I'll get you next time!" And then Wufei crashed into the ground. "Ow."
Once he had landed, Duo found out where Judecca was. "That bastard's still the principal of that school, eh? Probably has a new lab under it, too. Well, all the easier to find and kill him. My, what big eyes I have. My, what a big nose I have. My, what big ears I have. But none of them compare to my big mouth! Then again, my mouth isn't quite as big as... A certain other part of my anatomy..." Duo glanced down between his legs. "Yup, way bigger than my mouth. I wonder why that wasn't in little red riding hood? 'My, Grandmother, what a big dick you have!' 'All the better to...' Hmmm.... So that's why it isn't in little red riding hood." Duo checked his satellite and found where the other four had landed. "Right. I'll go get them as soon as I'm done planning."
Quatre landed in the middle of a large desert. "Wow, I just landed in the middle of a large desert." Then Quatre looked around to see if there was any sign of civilization nearby. "I'm looking around for signs of civilianization nearby." (Carefully read that sentence over again if you read that as 'I'm looking around for signs of civilization nearby.' Okay? Okay.) "Nope. Nobody and nothing nearby. Just sand... An endless stretch of sand... Or maybe that's just a mirage and I'm actually in a large, snowy mountain range. Yes, am I here or am I there, that is the question..." Quatre climbed back into Sandrock and then began looking for a town, or anything other than just sand.
Heero washed up onto a beach, and Relena found him. (This is where things get a bit... Well, let's put it this way. I REALLY don't like Relena.) "Oh, no! A person laying in the sand! I'm such an airbrained ditz that I'm just going to stand here and talk to myself when he could be wounded and in need of serious medical attention!" Then one of the rocks in Relenas head slid off the others. "Oh, maybe I should go see if he's alive." Relena walked over to Heero and checked for a pulse. "He's alive! Oh, now I should... Gee, I'm so stupid I can't quite remember what to do next. Oh, maybe I should call an ambulence?" Relena called an ambulence and ran back to Heero to try and wake him up. She succeeded after a while, and Heero opened his eyes. "You might know too much. I have to dispose of you." (Know too much? Hell, she doesn't know anything at all, but, you know, whatever... As long as he hurts her.) Heero grabbed Relena by the neck, lifted her into the air, carried her over to the cement, and slammed her down onto the ground. "Oh, you know what? I think that might have hurt, because I can't really feel anything in either one of my arms, and there's blood coming from them and my legs. Do you think I got hurt?" Heero gave a sharp kick to her stomache, and she flew off the cement back onto the sand. "Hmmm... There's a funny feeling in my tummy. I'm pretty sure that hurt. I know you're sorry and didn't mean to do it, though." The ambulence arrived and Heero tackled the driver, knocking him out into the road, and then he drove off.
One of the small devices on Trowas humility belt beeped. (I couldn't think of anything else, so sue me.) "Huh? What beeped? Let's see... Gasp! It's the Quatre-detector! It's found Quatre! I must go to him now." Trowa got back into his gundam and flew towards where the Quatre-detector said Quatre was located. Once he finally caught up with Quatre, he flew alongside him and hit the transmit button. "Quatre! Is that you?" "Trowa?!? How'd you get a gundam?" "Some weird scientist guy gave it to me." "Oh. It's good to see you again, Trowa! I'm looking for civilization. Have you seen any?" "Not anywhere near here. Oh, yeah, by the way, I've been in love with you ever since I first saw you." "Really, Trowa? Well, I have to admit, I have too." "Okay, so you've loved yourself ever since you first saw yourself. Big deal. What about me? Do you love me?" Quatre nodded his head, and Trowa crashed into the sand below. "Trowa, what's wrong?!?"
"Uh, sorry. I was just so happy that you love me that I kinda lost control and... All fall down go boom." Quatre flew down next to Trowas gundam and waited for him to regain control so they could look for signs of life. "You ready now, Trowa?" Trowa nodded his head and said "Yup. Uh, Quatre... Do you think I'd make a good superhero?" Quatre thought it over. "Well, I think you'd make a much better boyfriend than you would a superhero." "Oh. Okay. Well, let's keep looking for civilization." Quatre frowned. "Trowa? Did you get what I'm saying?" Trowa looked confused. "What do you mean?" "I mean will you be my boyfriend or not?" "Of course I will, Quatre!" Then the two took off and began looking for a town or city or something.
Unfortunately, I cannot write about Wufei right now. He passed out. Not anything to write about. So, moving along...
"Well, that about does it. I've got everything set, so now all that's left is to find the others and then go get my revenge on Judecca. Then, of course, I'll have to proclaim my ever-lasting love for Heero, but that probably wont go anywhere near as well as killing Judecca. That will most likely end up with me getting hurt. Perhaps physically as well as emotionally. Then again, there is that tiny little chance that Heero returns my feelings. That would be nice. Then we coul get married, and not have any kids, thank God, 'cause kids are annoying, so I'm REALLY glad I'm gay and won't ever have to have kids, and we'll live happily ever after. And then, there's reality. Well, I'll worry about that whole tell Heero you love him thing later. Now to find the others..."
I guess that's about it for now. Hopefully it was better than the previous chapter, or at least good. Don't forget to erview this thing! Oh, yeah, and I'm assuming that you've read the previous chapters if you're reading this, so could you, in your review, of course, tell me what you think of Judecca? I wanna know if you think he's an acceptable villain. And tell me what you thought about this fic, too, of course. Thanks, and bye for now!
"Oh, good. The fourth gundam. So now all that's left is for me to get in my gundam and go to Earth..." Duo made his way down a long, dark corridor, past several doors that all looked pretty much the same, and then finally went into one of them. "There it is... Deathscythe. Wait a minute... Someone's inside it!" Duo ran to Deathscythe and yelled "Hey, who the hell are you and what are you doing in Deathscythe?" A boy jumped out of the cockpit. "Oh, sorry. I guess Ryoko isn't here, huh?" Tenchi looked around. "Damn it... I'm in the wrong cartoon, aren't I? Sorry, I'll leave now!" Tenchi ran out the door Duo had come through, and Duo inserted himself into the cockpit of the Deathscythe. "And now I'll head for Earth." (Did you notice anything? Cock-pit, I'll Head for Earth, Inserted himself into the Cock-pit? What do those all have in common? Hehehe... I'll shut up now.)
"Odd... Well, if it's for the good of the colonies, I'll do it." Quatre said as he closed the file. "I wonder who's behind this operation. I guess it was that scientist. HEY!!! Scooby Doo!" Quatre watched the viewscreen, which he had turned to Cartoon Network. "Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you? We need some help from you now..." Quatre sang. "Oh, this is the one where they catch a bad guy wearing a mask! I love this one!" Then Quatre accidentally pressed a button on the control panel labelled 'Transmit.'
"Wow... So I'm supposed to take out Oz? Well, it can't be much harder than it was getting rid of Judeccas little organization. Oh, wait a minute, all we did was destroy his lab and that bomb. Right. Didn't actually kill anyone who worked for him or get rid of his actual lab in Atlantis. Well, it can't be too hard. Especially with this gundam." Heero said after he had finished reading the file. He looked at the viewscreen, at the Earth. "Almost there. I wonder if any of the other guys are there?" Then Scooby Doo popped up on the viewscreen. "Relp, Raggy! Rere's a ronster over rere!" "What the hell is Scooby Doo doing on my viewscreen?!?" Then Scooby disappeared and was replaced with the Earth. "Weird..."
"Hmmm.... So that scientist guy wanted me, Trowaman, to save the colonies from the evil Oz organization. Oz? Like Australia, or something? The evil Kangaroo Klan! Or maybe even the Killer Koalas! Or perhaps the Perilous Platypusseses... Platypi? Whatever. The Down-Underworld... A dangerous place... Oh, wait, what's this?" Trowa read the last line in the file. "Keep in mind, Oz does NOT mean Australia. Oh. Okay, then." Trowa then made the gundam Heavyarms spin around in circles. "WHHHHEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Oh crap! I'm gonna hurl!" Trowa stopped Heavyarms quickly and fell out of his seat. "Ow..."
Wufei closed the file. "Interesting. Well, it seems just enough, which means that it is not injust. Which means that I would be serving justice. Which means... Which means that I am quite just. Hmmm... What? Oooooohhh... Jack Daniels! I haven't had any Jack Daniels in quite a while!" (The alcoholic drink, you sickos!) Wufei picked up the bottle of JD and began drinking from it. After a while he had drank the entire bottle. He had brought a mirror with him (It's a mystery as to why) and he looked into the mirror. "Hey, you're cute! Aw, thanks, but I'm not as good looking as you. Are you mocking me? Stop it! I said that first, damn it!" Wufei punched the mirror, shattering it and cutting his hand. "OW! He fought well... But I prevailed! *HIC!* Hehehe... Now, onwards, to Earth! *HIC!*"
"On my way to Earth, I should probably check on the others and make sure they aren't in any trouble or anything." Duo flew to the closest one of his friends, which was Wufei. "Why is he wobbling around like that? Is he drunk or something?" Then a JD bottle fell from the gundams hand. "Crap. He's drunk. Oh, well. As long as he gets to Earth." Duo flew to Quatre next. "What the hell?!? Quatres watching Scooby Doo? That is soooo not fair! My gundam doesn't get that channel..." Then Duo flew around and checked on Heero. "Well, at least he's not doing anything weird." Duo then went to see what Trowa was doing. He listened to Trowa, who was watching Batman. "Copycat... He's just jealous because I thought of that first. That looks almost exactly like the Trowamobile, only it's got bat wings and stuff." Duos eyes went wide. "Um... I'll just go to Earth now..." Duo flew to Earth. Quickly. VERY fast.
"Hahaha! I TOLD you! I told you Scooby was going to catch you if you did that! But did you listen to me? Nooooo, of course not. And now you're going to jail because of it!" Quatre laughed. "Those guys never learn, do they... You can't get away from Scooby and the gang. They're just too smart." Quatre switched his viewscreen back to Earth, and he saw that he was almost there. "Well, I suppose I should land now..." He said, and did so.
Heero, being the only normal one, landed without anything particularly humorous happening. I mean, he fought Zechs and a few other guys, but you don't want to hear about that, do you? Alright fine... Heero was entering the atmosphere, and then... (The author takes in a large breath)
Awholebunchamobilesuitscameandattackedhimandhebeatthecrapoutofthemandthencrashedintothewater. So there it is. Now on to Trowa.
"I seriously need a sidekick if I'm going to be Trowaman. Then again, I probably shouldn't be Trowaman. There's only room enough for one superhero, and, though I hate to admit it, Batman is pretty good... So from now on I shall simpy be Trowa Barton. OH CRAP, A MOUNTAIN!" Trowa dodged the mountain looming up in front of him, and then landed the gundam. "That was close. Now I've got to figure out just what to do next. I'm probably supposed to destroy some Oz bases, but where are they?" Trowa then tried to locate the nearest Oz base.
Wufei was swerving about wildly in the gundam. "Oh, no! That damn pidgeon is still after me! It's gonna crap on my gundam! I wont let it, no, no, it's not gonna crap on Nataku... Nuh-uh. I'll fight it do the death!" Shenlong grabbed a tree out of the ground and tried to hit the pidgeon, but the bird was easily able to dodge the blow since Wufei was drunk. "Ah, a worthy opponent! Well, you can't dodge all of my attacks!" Wufei swung the tree at the pidgeon repeatedly, but missed every time. The pidgeon flew away from Wufei. "Yes, that's right, run, you coward! But I'll get you next time!" And then Wufei crashed into the ground. "Ow."
Once he had landed, Duo found out where Judecca was. "That bastard's still the principal of that school, eh? Probably has a new lab under it, too. Well, all the easier to find and kill him. My, what big eyes I have. My, what a big nose I have. My, what big ears I have. But none of them compare to my big mouth! Then again, my mouth isn't quite as big as... A certain other part of my anatomy..." Duo glanced down between his legs. "Yup, way bigger than my mouth. I wonder why that wasn't in little red riding hood? 'My, Grandmother, what a big dick you have!' 'All the better to...' Hmmm.... So that's why it isn't in little red riding hood." Duo checked his satellite and found where the other four had landed. "Right. I'll go get them as soon as I'm done planning."
Quatre landed in the middle of a large desert. "Wow, I just landed in the middle of a large desert." Then Quatre looked around to see if there was any sign of civilization nearby. "I'm looking around for signs of civilianization nearby." (Carefully read that sentence over again if you read that as 'I'm looking around for signs of civilization nearby.' Okay? Okay.) "Nope. Nobody and nothing nearby. Just sand... An endless stretch of sand... Or maybe that's just a mirage and I'm actually in a large, snowy mountain range. Yes, am I here or am I there, that is the question..." Quatre climbed back into Sandrock and then began looking for a town, or anything other than just sand.
Heero washed up onto a beach, and Relena found him. (This is where things get a bit... Well, let's put it this way. I REALLY don't like Relena.) "Oh, no! A person laying in the sand! I'm such an airbrained ditz that I'm just going to stand here and talk to myself when he could be wounded and in need of serious medical attention!" Then one of the rocks in Relenas head slid off the others. "Oh, maybe I should go see if he's alive." Relena walked over to Heero and checked for a pulse. "He's alive! Oh, now I should... Gee, I'm so stupid I can't quite remember what to do next. Oh, maybe I should call an ambulence?" Relena called an ambulence and ran back to Heero to try and wake him up. She succeeded after a while, and Heero opened his eyes. "You might know too much. I have to dispose of you." (Know too much? Hell, she doesn't know anything at all, but, you know, whatever... As long as he hurts her.) Heero grabbed Relena by the neck, lifted her into the air, carried her over to the cement, and slammed her down onto the ground. "Oh, you know what? I think that might have hurt, because I can't really feel anything in either one of my arms, and there's blood coming from them and my legs. Do you think I got hurt?" Heero gave a sharp kick to her stomache, and she flew off the cement back onto the sand. "Hmmm... There's a funny feeling in my tummy. I'm pretty sure that hurt. I know you're sorry and didn't mean to do it, though." The ambulence arrived and Heero tackled the driver, knocking him out into the road, and then he drove off.
One of the small devices on Trowas humility belt beeped. (I couldn't think of anything else, so sue me.) "Huh? What beeped? Let's see... Gasp! It's the Quatre-detector! It's found Quatre! I must go to him now." Trowa got back into his gundam and flew towards where the Quatre-detector said Quatre was located. Once he finally caught up with Quatre, he flew alongside him and hit the transmit button. "Quatre! Is that you?" "Trowa?!? How'd you get a gundam?" "Some weird scientist guy gave it to me." "Oh. It's good to see you again, Trowa! I'm looking for civilization. Have you seen any?" "Not anywhere near here. Oh, yeah, by the way, I've been in love with you ever since I first saw you." "Really, Trowa? Well, I have to admit, I have too." "Okay, so you've loved yourself ever since you first saw yourself. Big deal. What about me? Do you love me?" Quatre nodded his head, and Trowa crashed into the sand below. "Trowa, what's wrong?!?"
"Uh, sorry. I was just so happy that you love me that I kinda lost control and... All fall down go boom." Quatre flew down next to Trowas gundam and waited for him to regain control so they could look for signs of life. "You ready now, Trowa?" Trowa nodded his head and said "Yup. Uh, Quatre... Do you think I'd make a good superhero?" Quatre thought it over. "Well, I think you'd make a much better boyfriend than you would a superhero." "Oh. Okay. Well, let's keep looking for civilization." Quatre frowned. "Trowa? Did you get what I'm saying?" Trowa looked confused. "What do you mean?" "I mean will you be my boyfriend or not?" "Of course I will, Quatre!" Then the two took off and began looking for a town or city or something.
Unfortunately, I cannot write about Wufei right now. He passed out. Not anything to write about. So, moving along...
"Well, that about does it. I've got everything set, so now all that's left is to find the others and then go get my revenge on Judecca. Then, of course, I'll have to proclaim my ever-lasting love for Heero, but that probably wont go anywhere near as well as killing Judecca. That will most likely end up with me getting hurt. Perhaps physically as well as emotionally. Then again, there is that tiny little chance that Heero returns my feelings. That would be nice. Then we coul get married, and not have any kids, thank God, 'cause kids are annoying, so I'm REALLY glad I'm gay and won't ever have to have kids, and we'll live happily ever after. And then, there's reality. Well, I'll worry about that whole tell Heero you love him thing later. Now to find the others..."
I guess that's about it for now. Hopefully it was better than the previous chapter, or at least good. Don't forget to erview this thing! Oh, yeah, and I'm assuming that you've read the previous chapters if you're reading this, so could you, in your review, of course, tell me what you think of Judecca? I wanna know if you think he's an acceptable villain. And tell me what you thought about this fic, too, of course. Thanks, and bye for now!