Harry potter goes to ribenaland: part II
Venus: (acting as narrator) And so, Harry, being very moralistic*rolls eyes* has seen the awful caniballism that goes on in (dramatic pause)Ribenaland lllland laaand laaaaand………………………
Egypt: Cool! How'd ya do that?!
Venus: well, there's this echo system……system……..system
Egypt:Cool!!!..lemme try…try…try……
*Venus and Egypt high five!*
Newkipookee: *somewhere far away* haaaarrrrrryyyyyyy …….haaaaaaarrrrrryyyyyy………DIE DIE DIE
Harry: What da?!
Egypt: Newkipookee!!!! How dare you torture poor Harry!
*opens a little cubicle type thing covered by a little green curtain*
Newkipookee: Paaaaayyyyyy noooooo aaaaaattttennnnsssssstiiiiooon to dddddddaaaaaaaa rrrrrriiiibbbeeeeeennna beeeeeerrrrrryyyyyyy behhhhind daaaaaaaa cuuuuuuurrrttaaaaain
* judy garland appears*
Judy Garland( that's how u spell her name right?!?!?) :why, there's no wizard! You're just a freak behind a computer!!
Scarecrow: of course! I knew something was wrong.
*Venus gives them both a weird look*
Venus: uh, egypt….
Egypt: yeh?
Venus: where did the wizard of oz guys come from?
Egypt: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Newkipookee: Oh shit, my cover's blown. Oh well.
*Newkipookie goes to the big bottle where ribena berries are still jumping in and drinks from the tap*
Newkipookee: ahh….BOO!
Harry: (drinks as well) hey, this stuff is pretty good…A bit coppery, perhaps, but good all the same.
All : ( gives harry a weird look, then shrug and go back to doing whatever caniballistic stuff theyre doing.
Harry: (drunk and weaving from ribena) AAAANND!! Always look on….the briiiiight….siiide of life!!
Newkipookee: whistle whistle….lala…la la, lala, lala.
Harry: (singing, mind you) life's a piece of shit, when you look at it, lalalalalalala…..
A/n: MONTY PYTHON ROCKS!!!!
Suddenly egypt dissapears and comes back a second later with…….Hermione
Egypt: Boys ARE so dull….so I brought in….
Harry: hermione? Darlng!(runs toward her)
Harry makes a jump for hermione and misses….he falls flat on his face. The ribena berries clap while newkiepookee and venus and two other ribena berries hold up signs saying 2.4, 7.2, 1.5 and a perfect 10.
Venus: Newkipookee, I can't believe you gave him a ten. What were you thinking?!?
Newkipookee: sheengkaridoo bengjayer ada buja boo walla bournuu…haaa! Jejeekader…waja…wujee woojee wojeee….muah!!
Egypt as narrator: And with those last words we end this chapter for today….look out for the next chapter on the next Saturday.
Venus: BYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE
Eypt: shaddup….we're not supposed to say anything now, the freaking story has just ended
Venus: ya but I gtg for my drama class
Egypt:sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Venus:fine fine…
THE END…Of the BEGINNING