O kaaaaaaaay, next part, I know, A favor from Coronos will be out soon, don't worry. This part
has ADULT SCENCES!! all right? so don't say I didn't warn ya!
Disclaimer. Don't own Sailor Moon or Dragonball Z.
Sweet Caresses at Midnight- the news
I'm a baka. Baka, baka, baka. Did I not realize that Trunks wasn't next to me? Why can't I be a
morning person? Did I have to walk in on him? Couldn't he have at least had a towel on? I didn't
lie, Minako had a few magazines of, ahem, and guys, but Trunks was huge! All those muscles
leading straight to- Usa don't think about it. Arg! Can't the water get any colder? I turned the
cold know all the way over. I did little to cool my heated skin. He probably thinks I'm a hentai!
Ooh! Just run me over with a semi trunk, er, truck.
I washed my hair and turned the water off. I felt a little better, maybe he forgot? Yeah right.
Did he look happy that I saw him? All of him? Hell, he looked damn please that I stared at him!
What if he wants to see me? Oh! What do I do? Where is Minako when I need her? Oh yes,
off to Hollywood to become a famous actress.
I stepped out of the shower and reached for my bunny towel. Um, bunny towel? Where IS my
bunny towel? OH NO! I looked frantically around my small bathroom for a towel. I only had a
ripped shirt and bloody pants. Eww, not a chance in hell that I'm gonna put those back on.
Maybe Trunks went out. Arg! Yeah, that's gonna happen. My apartment is all open except
my bedroom, which is across the apartment. I've never had this problem before. Damn you
Trunks.
I tip toed over to the door and cracked it open. Trunks was sitting on the couch flipping
through the channels on my TV. He looked rather bored. "Um, Trunks?" I began.
He didn't look over. "Yo?"
"Um, did you take my towel?" I asked sticking my head out of the door.
He looked over and I blushed. "No, I left it in there."
"Are you sure, 'cause it's not in here?"
He grinned at me. "I'm sure. Do you want me to get you a towel?" I nodded sheepishly.
"They are in the linen closet over there." I told him pointing to a little door. He smiled a drop
dead gorgeous smile at me and walked over to the closet. I sighed and sank against the wall.
How embarrassing.
"Usagi."
"Yeah?" I asked sticking my head back out of the door.
"There aren't any towels here."
"What? Oh no! I let Makoto borrow them yesterday." I cried. He tried not to laugh but was
failing miserably.
"Do you want me to go into your room and-" I didn't let him finish.
"No!" I cried. I had just gotten a new order from Victoria Secrets and the last thing I needed
was he seeing my lingerie scattered on my bed.
He gave me a weird look. "Are you sure?"
"Yes." I said firmly. "Go stand by the window and don't turn around." He obeyed and stood
in front of the window, staring at my wonderful view of Juuban Park. I opened the door and
began to sneak across the floor. I really could have used a towel. I glanced at Trunks and he
was intently staring out the window. I looked at the window to see what could be so interesting,
wait a minute! That's my reflection! "HENTAI!" I yelled before running into my room and
slamming to door. I heard laughing coming from the other side.
I cursed a few appropriate words and stomped over to my closet. I threw open the doors still
muttering to myself. I guess we're even now. Although he didn't see me as well, which was no
problem. I pulled a tight white t-shirt that had a picture of the Powerpuff Girls on after picking
out a cute bra and matching undies and faded blue jeans. I'm not looking slutty after what just
happened. I ran a brush through my long hair that reached to my waist. I remember the good
old days when my hair was down to my knees. I left it down for a change and slipped into my
red fuzzy platform slippers. I stood up straight and opened the door. Trunks didn't look up
and he had a frown on his face. I walked to the kitchen and pulled out a box of goldfish.
"Hey Usagi, you should check this out." Trunks said in a worried voice. I strolled over and
plopped down on the couch next to him. "Watch the TV." He commanded and turned up the
volume.
A pale announcer was standing in front of the city's capital talking. The capital was on Kayka
Street. "-And so, due to Master Nappa's current over take of the capital, a new law has passed
during a deadly riot that happened last night. The law states that all humans must be registered
under Master Nappa. This is known as the Bill of Worthiness.-"
"What!?" I shrieked, what brain dead moron wants to go get registered under some Master?
Master Nappa was the current 'Master' of Tokyo, which basically means he's the president and
no one stops him. I meet him once, would have staked him if it weren't for his female pet Anne.
Sometimes I truly wonder about her. My current theory is that she's a slutty-nudist. She
doesn't wear enough clothes for a slut but to many for a nudist.
"Oh, it just gets better." Trunks added sourly. He was glaring at the shaky announcer.
"-Any human that is not registered will fed to Master Nappa's Werewolves for disobedience to
a higher being."
"Higher being my ass." I muttered. Now the choice was to be registered or torn limb from limb
by a bunch of perverted dogs. As much as I despise being 'registered' I don't want to give those
nasty 'guys' the time of day.
"That Nappa character is legendary for his wolves. They are lead by a werewolf named
Radditz. Everyone in the Circle tells tales about those guys, they have never missed a victim."
Trunks said sullenly.
"Wait a minute, you're in the Circle? I have a professional Murderer staying in my house?" I
turned to Trunks eyeing him warily.
He shrugged as if it were no big deal and nodded. What? I CIRCLE MAN IS IN MY
APARTMENT! Oh cranberries, I have a mass murderer who doesn't care who he is killing
as long as there is a wad of cash in the deal. They'd kill for a dollar! I kill 'cause I don't want the
world to be overrun by vampires and werewolves, but him? He's a Circle Man! Of course, there
is always something wrong with the cute ones.
I guess Trunks noticed my eyes nearly bugging out of my head. "Don't worry Usagi, I'm here
for vacation." He tried to assure me.
"Are you sure you are in the Circle?" I asked.
He rolled his eyes and showed me where they burned a skull into the back of his neck. Under
all his hair was a little smiling skull burned into his skin. My eyes widened further if that was
possible.
"How did you get involved with them?" I asked curiously.
"Should I trust you?" He asked turning to me. His cold blue eyes burning into mine. No
longer were they happy, but a cold fire danced in his eyes. I stared back, flinching slightly at
the intensity of his look. I'm not dumb, if I turn away he'd see that as a sign of weakness.
"I think I'm trustworthy." I whispered licking my nips nervously. He searched my eyes a little
longer before glancing back at the TV.
"My father is Vegeta Briefs." He replied. I almost choked on a goldfish. The Vegeta?
Ohmigosh!
"The Vegeta? As in, Prince of Assassins?" I asked in disbelief. Just my luck that the extremely
cute one is the son of all Murderers. He tripled the amount of deaths there are in a year.
"That's the one. I guess you've heard of him?" He asked dryly. I blushed realizing how rude
that must have seemed. "Well, what's your story? Why do you hunt the undead?" He asked
looking back at me.
I glanced sadly at a family portrait I had sitting on my coffee table. "I originally had no problems
with them, but my ex-boyfriend Mamoru was one. I didn't know until the day that he slaughtered
my mother and father because they didn't want me to marry him. He ripped their chests open
right in front of my twin, my little brother and me. Well, I staked him in the heart, the bastard and
have never like the 'undead' ever since. My little brother didn't grow up with any parents and
couldn't get a decent education. He became a mechanic and my twin ran off to Hollywood to
become a 'star'." I told him bitterly. I staked Mamoru right after I shot him in a very sensitive,
manly spot.
I felt Trunks' hand take my own and squeeze it gently, caressing my skin. I looked up into his
understanding eyes. He smiled at me, a gently smile. "You seem to have done well." He
whispered. His other hand came up and his strong fingers ran down my chin. He leaned
down to me to place a gently kiss on my lips.
"All humans must be registered by eight p.m. tonight." The voice of the announcer broke
into our embrace. Baka announcer, just when it was getting good.
Trunks pulled away and smiled down at me. "Do you want to go get registered?" He asked
standing up and pulling me with him.
"It's gotta be better then being eaten by werewolves, right?" I told him.
"Don't worry, I won't let anything happen to you." He said firmly. Cute, deadly, and caring,
my kind of man. I nodded and walked into my room.
I slipped into a pair of black leather pants and changed my shirt to a low-cut v-neck black shirt.
Might as well get registered in style. I walked back out of my room as Trunks finished pulling on
his boots. He was wearing black pants and a black 'wife beater' and boy, did he look fine.
"Ready?" I asked. He nodded.
We walked out my apartment door and to the elevator. From the elevator we went to my car. I
started it and pulled out of the parking garage. We cruised down the street to Kayka Street. I
parked in front of a restaurant called Makoto's Cafe. Run by one of my best friends. We
crossed the street and started walking to the capital.
One risky werewolf man the nerve to nip at me, a werewolf's version of whistling. Trunks glared
at him and wrapped his arm protectively around my waist. I am liking this. The guy growled and
stalked away. Trunks didn't bother moving his arm which was fine by me.
We reached the capital to see a few people milling around on the steps. A bunch of vampire's
stood at the door laughing about something. Trunks and I shrugged to each other and started
up the steps.
"Odango!" A voice called from behind us. Only one person still called me that. I turned around
to see my best friend Rei running at me top speed.
"Rei!" I called as she ran into me grabbing me into a fierce bear hug. "Hi Rei, it's nice to see you
too." I squeaked from her death grip.
"Oh Odango, I was so afraid you wouldn't come, I've been waiting for you, Ami and Makoto
already went through. They were registered as worth- wait a minute, who are you?" Rei turned
suspicious of Trunks. Trunks looked amused.
"I'm Trunks." He introduced.
Rei's eyes narrowed. "And why are you with Usagi?" He interrogated. She hasn't been a big
fan of my male friends since Mamoru.
"Rei it's okay, he helped me out last night, and he isn't a vampire." I reassured Rei. She looked
at Trunks for another minute inspecting him to see if he was worthy.
She nodded at him. "Hino Rei." She introduced herself. "Now come on Odango, Trunks,
can't be late for our 'registration'." Rei said sarcastically starting up the steps. I followed with
Trunks right behind me.
The group of vampire's just looked us up and down before letting us enter. We stepped into
the building, there was a line leading to a desk with three vampire's filling out papers. We
stepped up to the line of people who looked very nervous.
"So, how does this work again?" I asked. Rei turned around.
"According to Ami, this line leads to a table and they ask you a bunch of questions about you.
They then decide if you are 'worthy' or not. If you are worthy they lead you to another room to
be asked more questions and Master Nappa decides if we are worth or very worthy. Ami and
Makoto were worthy. They were given wrist bands and told to go about their business." Rei
informed.
"So, what happens to the 'very worth' and the 'not worth'?" Trunks asked from behind me.
He was eyeing the vampires at the table with disgust.
Rei shrugged. "The 'not worthy' are dragged off screaming 'I don't wanna die' and they never
saw anyone 'very worthy'." She said. I hope the questions aren't hard, just my luck I fail.
The line move so Rei, Trunks and I were at the table. We only saw four people 'not worthy',
they were dragged off crying about not wanting to be eaten. Great, those who aren't worthy
are a free vampire meal.
One vampire looked up and asked up a question. "Names please." He said in a monotone
voice. Well, if it was this simple I'd have no problem.
"Hino Rei."
"Tsukino Usagi."
"Trunks." One of the vampires looked up at Trunks.
"Care to elaborate, like a last name." He asked.
"Trunks Briefs." He told him. The vampires and Rei looked startled at Trunks. He acted if
it were no big deal. I looked at Rei who gave me the 'we gotta talk' look.
The vampires shrugged and continued to ask questions. "Occupation." Oh great.
"A Priestess at Hi-" Rei didn't get to finish. One vampire gave her a deadly look.
"That's all we needed to know." Sheesh, what's his problem? He's the one that asked.
"Most call me a Mistress of the Dark. I'm also a mechanic at Tsukino's Garage." That got me
some dirty looks.
"Circle Man, type A." Ohhhh! Trunks was a bad boy! Type A meant you were a top class
killer. He got a few frightened looks.
"Age."
"24."
"23."
"25."
The vampires seemed okay by those answers.
"Sex." Wasn't that obvious?
"Fema-" Rei began.
The vampire silenced her. "Why do you humans think that is what we are asking? Are you a
virgin or not?" He said impatiently. Could they be any nosier?
"Oh, um, virgin."
"Virgin." I mumbled fast.
"What? You are a vampire hunter and you are a virgin?"
"So? What do you care?" I bit back angrily.
"Not." Trunks answered the vampire's question.
"Cup size." Came the next question.
"What?!" Rei and I cried out at once. "Like hell I'm gonna tell you." Rei shrieked. People
behind us looked at her questioningly.
"Just answer the damn question." The vampire grumbled.
"44 C." Rei told him angrily.
"42 C." I replied shyly.
"And for the male, how long?" The female looked at him in interest.
"What? No way! What is this, questions for 'Who wants to be on Playgirl'?" Trunks yelled.
He got several strange glances. I giggled, he was right about that.
"Just answer the question."
"Big enough." He said curtly, giving the three vampires a look that was truly inherited from his
father. They seemed to be satisfied.
"And the last question, what is your dream job?" Okay, what are these vampires on?
"Singer and write my own songs."
"Queen." The vampires gave me a strange look. "You asked dream job, didn't you?" I
defended.
"Time traveler."
"All right, you all seem worthy, go through those doors." The girl vampire directed. We walked
through the double oak doors into another room with another line. Master Nappa sat at the
table with two vampires. Several werewolves in their human state were lounging around the room.
Master Nappa was a very tall vampire with no hair and bush eyebrows. He had beady little black
eyes and huge muscles. We stepped into line and waited. After a half hour we got to the front
of the line. Everyone in front of us had been 'worthy' and walked out with a bracelet.
Master Nappa raised his eyebrows at me, recognizing me instantly. Anne was at his side glaring
daggers, or in her case, fangs at me. She still had the burnt mark on her chest where I had thrown
one of my cross necklaces at her. This should be fun.
"Usagi, how nice it is to see you again." Master Nappa purred as much as a seven foot vampire
was capable of purring. I glared at him. "Kill any vampires lately?" He asked smiling, his pearly
white fangs glistened in the light.
"Actually, yes. Last night I took fifteen." I smiled sweetly. His white smile got bigger.
"Master Nappa, I like him." Anne said saucily referring to Trunks. I rolled my eyes looking over
to Trunks who looked disgusted.
"The other girl, Rei I presume, looks tasty." The vampire sitting on Nappa's right spoke up. He
must be Allan, the brains of Nappa. Rei blushed and looked to me for support.
"You think so?" Nappa mused. He looked at me in a way that he was picturing me with no
clothes. Nasty. "Very well, the first very worthy humans we've had in two hours. The first was
some girl named Minako and teenager named Shinigo." Nappa said amused.
"What?! What did you do with them?" I demanded leaning across the table to Nappa's face.
"You know them Usagi? or should I say Usako?" Nappa smiled again. Huh? Any one else
confused here.
"What do you mean Nappa?" I said narrowing my eyes.
He laughed. "Well, you are going to become my pet, Rei will be Alan's and Trunks will be
Anne's." What? What kind of hole did I dig myself into this time?
"Like hell Usagi is going to be yours." Trunks spit at Nappa pulling a desert eagle shotgun
from behind his back. My hero, if he doesn't get himself killed. Nappa's smile faded and
narrowed his eyes at Trunks. "Do you like silver Nappa?" Trunks asked smirking.
The werewolves were now busy surrounding us, everyone behind us was backed up against the
wall. I swallowed nervously, I never liked werewolves, I've always been more of a cat person.
"We aren't animals Nappa, and I refused to be Alan's, or let Usagi belong to you." Rei spoke
up from my side. Don't you just love my friends?
"Right, and there's not a chance in Tartarus that I'm gonna let Anne's grubby hands on Trunks
or Alan anywhere near Rei." I spoke up.
Nappa smiled again before emitting one word. "Attack." The werewolves, even though they
were in human form, pounced on us. I dodged one but he was quick, he grabbed my hair and
pulled. I winced in pain and slammed my boot in his knee. He snarled and hit me over the head
with his fist.
My word went black.
***
To be continued!
I know, I know this part was risqué, but I was trying to get the point across that they vampires
are sex hungry. Did you get that point? Good.
Review please!
has ADULT SCENCES!! all right? so don't say I didn't warn ya!
Disclaimer. Don't own Sailor Moon or Dragonball Z.
Sweet Caresses at Midnight- the news
I'm a baka. Baka, baka, baka. Did I not realize that Trunks wasn't next to me? Why can't I be a
morning person? Did I have to walk in on him? Couldn't he have at least had a towel on? I didn't
lie, Minako had a few magazines of, ahem, and guys, but Trunks was huge! All those muscles
leading straight to- Usa don't think about it. Arg! Can't the water get any colder? I turned the
cold know all the way over. I did little to cool my heated skin. He probably thinks I'm a hentai!
Ooh! Just run me over with a semi trunk, er, truck.
I washed my hair and turned the water off. I felt a little better, maybe he forgot? Yeah right.
Did he look happy that I saw him? All of him? Hell, he looked damn please that I stared at him!
What if he wants to see me? Oh! What do I do? Where is Minako when I need her? Oh yes,
off to Hollywood to become a famous actress.
I stepped out of the shower and reached for my bunny towel. Um, bunny towel? Where IS my
bunny towel? OH NO! I looked frantically around my small bathroom for a towel. I only had a
ripped shirt and bloody pants. Eww, not a chance in hell that I'm gonna put those back on.
Maybe Trunks went out. Arg! Yeah, that's gonna happen. My apartment is all open except
my bedroom, which is across the apartment. I've never had this problem before. Damn you
Trunks.
I tip toed over to the door and cracked it open. Trunks was sitting on the couch flipping
through the channels on my TV. He looked rather bored. "Um, Trunks?" I began.
He didn't look over. "Yo?"
"Um, did you take my towel?" I asked sticking my head out of the door.
He looked over and I blushed. "No, I left it in there."
"Are you sure, 'cause it's not in here?"
He grinned at me. "I'm sure. Do you want me to get you a towel?" I nodded sheepishly.
"They are in the linen closet over there." I told him pointing to a little door. He smiled a drop
dead gorgeous smile at me and walked over to the closet. I sighed and sank against the wall.
How embarrassing.
"Usagi."
"Yeah?" I asked sticking my head back out of the door.
"There aren't any towels here."
"What? Oh no! I let Makoto borrow them yesterday." I cried. He tried not to laugh but was
failing miserably.
"Do you want me to go into your room and-" I didn't let him finish.
"No!" I cried. I had just gotten a new order from Victoria Secrets and the last thing I needed
was he seeing my lingerie scattered on my bed.
He gave me a weird look. "Are you sure?"
"Yes." I said firmly. "Go stand by the window and don't turn around." He obeyed and stood
in front of the window, staring at my wonderful view of Juuban Park. I opened the door and
began to sneak across the floor. I really could have used a towel. I glanced at Trunks and he
was intently staring out the window. I looked at the window to see what could be so interesting,
wait a minute! That's my reflection! "HENTAI!" I yelled before running into my room and
slamming to door. I heard laughing coming from the other side.
I cursed a few appropriate words and stomped over to my closet. I threw open the doors still
muttering to myself. I guess we're even now. Although he didn't see me as well, which was no
problem. I pulled a tight white t-shirt that had a picture of the Powerpuff Girls on after picking
out a cute bra and matching undies and faded blue jeans. I'm not looking slutty after what just
happened. I ran a brush through my long hair that reached to my waist. I remember the good
old days when my hair was down to my knees. I left it down for a change and slipped into my
red fuzzy platform slippers. I stood up straight and opened the door. Trunks didn't look up
and he had a frown on his face. I walked to the kitchen and pulled out a box of goldfish.
"Hey Usagi, you should check this out." Trunks said in a worried voice. I strolled over and
plopped down on the couch next to him. "Watch the TV." He commanded and turned up the
volume.
A pale announcer was standing in front of the city's capital talking. The capital was on Kayka
Street. "-And so, due to Master Nappa's current over take of the capital, a new law has passed
during a deadly riot that happened last night. The law states that all humans must be registered
under Master Nappa. This is known as the Bill of Worthiness.-"
"What!?" I shrieked, what brain dead moron wants to go get registered under some Master?
Master Nappa was the current 'Master' of Tokyo, which basically means he's the president and
no one stops him. I meet him once, would have staked him if it weren't for his female pet Anne.
Sometimes I truly wonder about her. My current theory is that she's a slutty-nudist. She
doesn't wear enough clothes for a slut but to many for a nudist.
"Oh, it just gets better." Trunks added sourly. He was glaring at the shaky announcer.
"-Any human that is not registered will fed to Master Nappa's Werewolves for disobedience to
a higher being."
"Higher being my ass." I muttered. Now the choice was to be registered or torn limb from limb
by a bunch of perverted dogs. As much as I despise being 'registered' I don't want to give those
nasty 'guys' the time of day.
"That Nappa character is legendary for his wolves. They are lead by a werewolf named
Radditz. Everyone in the Circle tells tales about those guys, they have never missed a victim."
Trunks said sullenly.
"Wait a minute, you're in the Circle? I have a professional Murderer staying in my house?" I
turned to Trunks eyeing him warily.
He shrugged as if it were no big deal and nodded. What? I CIRCLE MAN IS IN MY
APARTMENT! Oh cranberries, I have a mass murderer who doesn't care who he is killing
as long as there is a wad of cash in the deal. They'd kill for a dollar! I kill 'cause I don't want the
world to be overrun by vampires and werewolves, but him? He's a Circle Man! Of course, there
is always something wrong with the cute ones.
I guess Trunks noticed my eyes nearly bugging out of my head. "Don't worry Usagi, I'm here
for vacation." He tried to assure me.
"Are you sure you are in the Circle?" I asked.
He rolled his eyes and showed me where they burned a skull into the back of his neck. Under
all his hair was a little smiling skull burned into his skin. My eyes widened further if that was
possible.
"How did you get involved with them?" I asked curiously.
"Should I trust you?" He asked turning to me. His cold blue eyes burning into mine. No
longer were they happy, but a cold fire danced in his eyes. I stared back, flinching slightly at
the intensity of his look. I'm not dumb, if I turn away he'd see that as a sign of weakness.
"I think I'm trustworthy." I whispered licking my nips nervously. He searched my eyes a little
longer before glancing back at the TV.
"My father is Vegeta Briefs." He replied. I almost choked on a goldfish. The Vegeta?
Ohmigosh!
"The Vegeta? As in, Prince of Assassins?" I asked in disbelief. Just my luck that the extremely
cute one is the son of all Murderers. He tripled the amount of deaths there are in a year.
"That's the one. I guess you've heard of him?" He asked dryly. I blushed realizing how rude
that must have seemed. "Well, what's your story? Why do you hunt the undead?" He asked
looking back at me.
I glanced sadly at a family portrait I had sitting on my coffee table. "I originally had no problems
with them, but my ex-boyfriend Mamoru was one. I didn't know until the day that he slaughtered
my mother and father because they didn't want me to marry him. He ripped their chests open
right in front of my twin, my little brother and me. Well, I staked him in the heart, the bastard and
have never like the 'undead' ever since. My little brother didn't grow up with any parents and
couldn't get a decent education. He became a mechanic and my twin ran off to Hollywood to
become a 'star'." I told him bitterly. I staked Mamoru right after I shot him in a very sensitive,
manly spot.
I felt Trunks' hand take my own and squeeze it gently, caressing my skin. I looked up into his
understanding eyes. He smiled at me, a gently smile. "You seem to have done well." He
whispered. His other hand came up and his strong fingers ran down my chin. He leaned
down to me to place a gently kiss on my lips.
"All humans must be registered by eight p.m. tonight." The voice of the announcer broke
into our embrace. Baka announcer, just when it was getting good.
Trunks pulled away and smiled down at me. "Do you want to go get registered?" He asked
standing up and pulling me with him.
"It's gotta be better then being eaten by werewolves, right?" I told him.
"Don't worry, I won't let anything happen to you." He said firmly. Cute, deadly, and caring,
my kind of man. I nodded and walked into my room.
I slipped into a pair of black leather pants and changed my shirt to a low-cut v-neck black shirt.
Might as well get registered in style. I walked back out of my room as Trunks finished pulling on
his boots. He was wearing black pants and a black 'wife beater' and boy, did he look fine.
"Ready?" I asked. He nodded.
We walked out my apartment door and to the elevator. From the elevator we went to my car. I
started it and pulled out of the parking garage. We cruised down the street to Kayka Street. I
parked in front of a restaurant called Makoto's Cafe. Run by one of my best friends. We
crossed the street and started walking to the capital.
One risky werewolf man the nerve to nip at me, a werewolf's version of whistling. Trunks glared
at him and wrapped his arm protectively around my waist. I am liking this. The guy growled and
stalked away. Trunks didn't bother moving his arm which was fine by me.
We reached the capital to see a few people milling around on the steps. A bunch of vampire's
stood at the door laughing about something. Trunks and I shrugged to each other and started
up the steps.
"Odango!" A voice called from behind us. Only one person still called me that. I turned around
to see my best friend Rei running at me top speed.
"Rei!" I called as she ran into me grabbing me into a fierce bear hug. "Hi Rei, it's nice to see you
too." I squeaked from her death grip.
"Oh Odango, I was so afraid you wouldn't come, I've been waiting for you, Ami and Makoto
already went through. They were registered as worth- wait a minute, who are you?" Rei turned
suspicious of Trunks. Trunks looked amused.
"I'm Trunks." He introduced.
Rei's eyes narrowed. "And why are you with Usagi?" He interrogated. She hasn't been a big
fan of my male friends since Mamoru.
"Rei it's okay, he helped me out last night, and he isn't a vampire." I reassured Rei. She looked
at Trunks for another minute inspecting him to see if he was worthy.
She nodded at him. "Hino Rei." She introduced herself. "Now come on Odango, Trunks,
can't be late for our 'registration'." Rei said sarcastically starting up the steps. I followed with
Trunks right behind me.
The group of vampire's just looked us up and down before letting us enter. We stepped into
the building, there was a line leading to a desk with three vampire's filling out papers. We
stepped up to the line of people who looked very nervous.
"So, how does this work again?" I asked. Rei turned around.
"According to Ami, this line leads to a table and they ask you a bunch of questions about you.
They then decide if you are 'worthy' or not. If you are worthy they lead you to another room to
be asked more questions and Master Nappa decides if we are worth or very worthy. Ami and
Makoto were worthy. They were given wrist bands and told to go about their business." Rei
informed.
"So, what happens to the 'very worth' and the 'not worth'?" Trunks asked from behind me.
He was eyeing the vampires at the table with disgust.
Rei shrugged. "The 'not worthy' are dragged off screaming 'I don't wanna die' and they never
saw anyone 'very worthy'." She said. I hope the questions aren't hard, just my luck I fail.
The line move so Rei, Trunks and I were at the table. We only saw four people 'not worthy',
they were dragged off crying about not wanting to be eaten. Great, those who aren't worthy
are a free vampire meal.
One vampire looked up and asked up a question. "Names please." He said in a monotone
voice. Well, if it was this simple I'd have no problem.
"Hino Rei."
"Tsukino Usagi."
"Trunks." One of the vampires looked up at Trunks.
"Care to elaborate, like a last name." He asked.
"Trunks Briefs." He told him. The vampires and Rei looked startled at Trunks. He acted if
it were no big deal. I looked at Rei who gave me the 'we gotta talk' look.
The vampires shrugged and continued to ask questions. "Occupation." Oh great.
"A Priestess at Hi-" Rei didn't get to finish. One vampire gave her a deadly look.
"That's all we needed to know." Sheesh, what's his problem? He's the one that asked.
"Most call me a Mistress of the Dark. I'm also a mechanic at Tsukino's Garage." That got me
some dirty looks.
"Circle Man, type A." Ohhhh! Trunks was a bad boy! Type A meant you were a top class
killer. He got a few frightened looks.
"Age."
"24."
"23."
"25."
The vampires seemed okay by those answers.
"Sex." Wasn't that obvious?
"Fema-" Rei began.
The vampire silenced her. "Why do you humans think that is what we are asking? Are you a
virgin or not?" He said impatiently. Could they be any nosier?
"Oh, um, virgin."
"Virgin." I mumbled fast.
"What? You are a vampire hunter and you are a virgin?"
"So? What do you care?" I bit back angrily.
"Not." Trunks answered the vampire's question.
"Cup size." Came the next question.
"What?!" Rei and I cried out at once. "Like hell I'm gonna tell you." Rei shrieked. People
behind us looked at her questioningly.
"Just answer the damn question." The vampire grumbled.
"44 C." Rei told him angrily.
"42 C." I replied shyly.
"And for the male, how long?" The female looked at him in interest.
"What? No way! What is this, questions for 'Who wants to be on Playgirl'?" Trunks yelled.
He got several strange glances. I giggled, he was right about that.
"Just answer the question."
"Big enough." He said curtly, giving the three vampires a look that was truly inherited from his
father. They seemed to be satisfied.
"And the last question, what is your dream job?" Okay, what are these vampires on?
"Singer and write my own songs."
"Queen." The vampires gave me a strange look. "You asked dream job, didn't you?" I
defended.
"Time traveler."
"All right, you all seem worthy, go through those doors." The girl vampire directed. We walked
through the double oak doors into another room with another line. Master Nappa sat at the
table with two vampires. Several werewolves in their human state were lounging around the room.
Master Nappa was a very tall vampire with no hair and bush eyebrows. He had beady little black
eyes and huge muscles. We stepped into line and waited. After a half hour we got to the front
of the line. Everyone in front of us had been 'worthy' and walked out with a bracelet.
Master Nappa raised his eyebrows at me, recognizing me instantly. Anne was at his side glaring
daggers, or in her case, fangs at me. She still had the burnt mark on her chest where I had thrown
one of my cross necklaces at her. This should be fun.
"Usagi, how nice it is to see you again." Master Nappa purred as much as a seven foot vampire
was capable of purring. I glared at him. "Kill any vampires lately?" He asked smiling, his pearly
white fangs glistened in the light.
"Actually, yes. Last night I took fifteen." I smiled sweetly. His white smile got bigger.
"Master Nappa, I like him." Anne said saucily referring to Trunks. I rolled my eyes looking over
to Trunks who looked disgusted.
"The other girl, Rei I presume, looks tasty." The vampire sitting on Nappa's right spoke up. He
must be Allan, the brains of Nappa. Rei blushed and looked to me for support.
"You think so?" Nappa mused. He looked at me in a way that he was picturing me with no
clothes. Nasty. "Very well, the first very worthy humans we've had in two hours. The first was
some girl named Minako and teenager named Shinigo." Nappa said amused.
"What?! What did you do with them?" I demanded leaning across the table to Nappa's face.
"You know them Usagi? or should I say Usako?" Nappa smiled again. Huh? Any one else
confused here.
"What do you mean Nappa?" I said narrowing my eyes.
He laughed. "Well, you are going to become my pet, Rei will be Alan's and Trunks will be
Anne's." What? What kind of hole did I dig myself into this time?
"Like hell Usagi is going to be yours." Trunks spit at Nappa pulling a desert eagle shotgun
from behind his back. My hero, if he doesn't get himself killed. Nappa's smile faded and
narrowed his eyes at Trunks. "Do you like silver Nappa?" Trunks asked smirking.
The werewolves were now busy surrounding us, everyone behind us was backed up against the
wall. I swallowed nervously, I never liked werewolves, I've always been more of a cat person.
"We aren't animals Nappa, and I refused to be Alan's, or let Usagi belong to you." Rei spoke
up from my side. Don't you just love my friends?
"Right, and there's not a chance in Tartarus that I'm gonna let Anne's grubby hands on Trunks
or Alan anywhere near Rei." I spoke up.
Nappa smiled again before emitting one word. "Attack." The werewolves, even though they
were in human form, pounced on us. I dodged one but he was quick, he grabbed my hair and
pulled. I winced in pain and slammed my boot in his knee. He snarled and hit me over the head
with his fist.
My word went black.
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To be continued!
I know, I know this part was risqué, but I was trying to get the point across that they vampires
are sex hungry. Did you get that point? Good.
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