Broccoli Eyes 2: The Sequel
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WARNING: Flames will be extinguished so don't be dumb and write them; it's just pointless and stupid. If you do not approve of insanity don't read this!!!
Narrator: We once again find our friends lost in the woods (why do they let Ash have the map?) and by now I'm sure you know how it goes.
Ash (running around in circles like an idiot): It'sthiswayIt'sthiswayIt'sthisway!!!!!!
Misty: (clonks Ash over the head with a roll of newspaper.) You're an idiot!!!!
Ash: Duh Misty!!!! God, how long did it take you to figure that out?
Brock: I am intelligent!
The narrator gets sweatdrops. MANY sweatdrops.
Ash: Who's barrette is this?
Misty: Oh, you found it!!! Wait, what the heck are you talking about? Waaa... oh, wait, that's your word.
Zach: Waaaaahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!! (Waving his arms wildly.)
*AN: Don't even ask.*
That Guy: Hey, you're cool, Zach!!!
*AN: Don't ask about that, either.*
Misty: Okay, back to the stars of this demented little show, already!
Ash: My glory is being sucked away from me by these imbeciles. Ew... hey, why the heck does this idiodic author make us go ew all the time?
Author: Because you're an idiot! Oooh... I have a good idea!
Gary: Ash, you SUUUUCK!!!!!!
Author: There, that's better.
*AN: Sorry, I really do like Ash. I just like Gary better. ^.^*
Gary: Ash, I am so much cooler and hotter than you! And I think you're a OUCH! Something bit me!What is a rhino in the ice some finger in find this weasel?
Ash: Boy, and I thought I was dumb!
Misty: I think something's really wrong with him. MAYBE THAT POISONOUS SNAKE THAT BIT HIM JUST MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT SMART ONE!!!
Ash: It bit me too and I haven't changed.
Brock: *Insert something intelligent.*
Misty: No kidding! I think we all had that figured out by now! We have to help Gary!! We couldn't possibly let such a total hunk go to waste!
Ash and Brock get sweatdrops.
Ash: Misty, I thought I was the only man in your life!
Misty: Yeah right, Ash! You're just a boy. You're the only BOY in my life, WAHAHAHAHA!
Brock: You got a point.
Misty: Did anyone ask you?
Gary: Misty.... you are blah with the blah and plang the plant ploogie!!!
Misty: That ansers my question! Thanx Gary! (flutters eyelashes attractively.)
Ash falls over and looks like Brock. Yeah, his eyes dissapeared.
Brock: OH MY GOD. Look at his eyes. They are SOOOO gone!!!
Gary: You should be talking. Yeah the possum loves taangoing in the lilly pads with Robin Williams aka Broccoli eyes!
Ash: I totally agree!
Misty: You understand what he's saying?
Ash: No, but Pikachu does. He just told me so through our telepathic communications.
Pikachu: Pi pi poika pi pika pikachu chu chu.
Ash: Don't say that out loud, Pikachu! This is a PG rated story!
Misty: (blushes) Just looking at Gary makes this be past the PG rating.
Author: I have ribbons in my hair!
Brock: (tears streaming down his face.) I want some!!
Gary: I am so computer in the zoo.
Ash: Yeah... that's true.
Misty: OH YEAH!
Brock: I don't get it. BLAH.
Misty: You're so handsome. Do you take music lessons?
One of Gary Oak's many pokemon speaking from a pokeball: Yes he does. He plays the harp and the basoon.
Ash: Ha ha! What a buffoon! Get it? Basoon, Buffoon!
Brock: Ash, I can't believe you! The second I turn my back on you you try to steal Nurse Joy away from me I can not believe you would do that I'm so mad at you it's not even funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
Officer Jenny walks up.
Officer Jenny: I believe I heard a cry for help from somewhere around here?
Brock: Oh, go away Officer Jenny. I always liked Nurse Joy better.
Gary: I steal Moofalooof Buffon Elephant Balloon peanut pimpernickel and if the star is old than you will eat and scoop at story time!
Officer Jenny: I shall arrest this pervert this instant!
Dramatic music plays and officer Jenny whisks out some handcuffs.
Brock: No, Officer Jenny! Take me instead!
Jenny: I thought you didn't like me?
Brock: That was two seconds ago.
Misty: You can't arrest him! He's under the influence of poison!
Officer Jenny: Aha! So he's a druggee, too! I always suspected such.
Gary: Shroom.
Officer Jenny: Yet more evidence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: Okay, a little overboard with the exclamation points, already.
Author: (blushes) Oops... sorry.
Brock: I like BIG BUTTS, and I cannot lie!
Officer Jenny: Hey, are you suggesting something? 'Cause I could take you under custody, too!
Brock: Oh, yes please, Officer Jenny! Make my day!
Ash: What an idiot. Wait.... I'm an idiot, too! (shrinks down onto the ground.)
Misty: Oh, come on Ash, get up.
Ash: (glaring at Misty.) I am undergoing a REVELATION here!
Misty: Well, undergo another one!
Misty kisses Ash on the lips.
Author: Hehehe.
Narrator: I thought this was supposed to be a comedy.
Brock: It is. The thought of Ash getting kissed by anyone is hilarious!
Ash: Waaaa... that was cool! I never knew you felt this way, Misty!
Misty: Yeah, well. I don't really know. I thought I liked Gary in this story. Oh well.
Misty kisses Ash again.
Brock: (sweatdropping) Okay, that's enough.
Author: Oh, isn't that sweet?
Gary: No. I want the bird in the tree with a fly in a flea to be here and not there.
Misty: Sorry, Gary. It just wasn't working out between us.
Gary: Hey, I thought I was getting arrested? Uh... I mean... In the ocean was a fork.
Officer Jenny: YEAH! That's right! I love to arrest people!
Brock: Well, if you love to arrest people and I love you and I would love to be arrested wouldn't it work out really great if you arrested me and we went off to live in a jail cell together forever?
Officer Jenny ignores Brock and handcuffs Gary hands behind his back.
Gary: *thinking telepathically since he can't speak intelligibly* I've never been arrested before!
Author: Hey, did I give you permission to think telepathically???? I don't think so!
Gary: Sheet of paper on blue screen.
Author: That's better.
Officer Jenny hauls Gary off to jail.
Misty: Wait Gary! I love-
Author: Hey!
Misty: Ash. This doesn't make any sense. Oh well, let's go after Gary, anyway. Let's go. (looks around for Brock, but he is already gone rushing off after Oficer Jenny.) Sigh, okay then, Ash, let's go.
Ash: (still stunned by Misty's kiss.) Wow................!!!!!!!!!! (smiles maniacally.)
Misty: Okay then, I'll just go myself! Geez, am I the only sane person here?
Author: No, I'm sane.
Misty: Ha. Think again. You WROTE this story! Could you possibly be sane?
Author: Hey!
Misty's hair disappears in a lovely whisp of smoke.
Author: Yahaaa! That was fun! *Pauses while everybody stares with looks of stupidity on their faces.* Oh, fine, let's just get on with the story.
Misty's hair reappears. Misty cries for joy.
Misty: Yay! My hair!
Misty runs away very fast in the direction of the police station to try to escape the havoc the author is wreaking.
Misty: Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A storm is coming this way! It looks pretty bad, too!
Author: Wreak wreak havoc havoc.
Misty: GO AWAY! You're ruining this ruined story!
Author: If I go away the story will be over. Do you really want it to end so soon?
Misty: YES!!!
Narrator: Suddenly Gary turned sane and Jenny had to let him go and arrest Brock instead so everyone would live happily ever after except maybe Misty because she still has to hang out with Ash and man oh man was that ever a mouthfull!
Author: The end.
Ash: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Disclaimer: The characters aren't ours and neither is anything that could possibly not be ours so don't try to sue us or anything because we don't have any money.
WARNING: Flames will be extinguished so don't be dumb and write them; it's just pointless and stupid. If you do not approve of insanity don't read this!!!
Narrator: We once again find our friends lost in the woods (why do they let Ash have the map?) and by now I'm sure you know how it goes.
Ash (running around in circles like an idiot): It'sthiswayIt'sthiswayIt'sthisway!!!!!!
Misty: (clonks Ash over the head with a roll of newspaper.) You're an idiot!!!!
Ash: Duh Misty!!!! God, how long did it take you to figure that out?
Brock: I am intelligent!
The narrator gets sweatdrops. MANY sweatdrops.
Ash: Who's barrette is this?
Misty: Oh, you found it!!! Wait, what the heck are you talking about? Waaa... oh, wait, that's your word.
Zach: Waaaaahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!! (Waving his arms wildly.)
*AN: Don't even ask.*
That Guy: Hey, you're cool, Zach!!!
*AN: Don't ask about that, either.*
Misty: Okay, back to the stars of this demented little show, already!
Ash: My glory is being sucked away from me by these imbeciles. Ew... hey, why the heck does this idiodic author make us go ew all the time?
Author: Because you're an idiot! Oooh... I have a good idea!
Gary: Ash, you SUUUUCK!!!!!!
Author: There, that's better.
*AN: Sorry, I really do like Ash. I just like Gary better. ^.^*
Gary: Ash, I am so much cooler and hotter than you! And I think you're a OUCH! Something bit me!What is a rhino in the ice some finger in find this weasel?
Ash: Boy, and I thought I was dumb!
Misty: I think something's really wrong with him. MAYBE THAT POISONOUS SNAKE THAT BIT HIM JUST MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT SMART ONE!!!
Ash: It bit me too and I haven't changed.
Brock: *Insert something intelligent.*
Misty: No kidding! I think we all had that figured out by now! We have to help Gary!! We couldn't possibly let such a total hunk go to waste!
Ash and Brock get sweatdrops.
Ash: Misty, I thought I was the only man in your life!
Misty: Yeah right, Ash! You're just a boy. You're the only BOY in my life, WAHAHAHAHA!
Brock: You got a point.
Misty: Did anyone ask you?
Gary: Misty.... you are blah with the blah and plang the plant ploogie!!!
Misty: That ansers my question! Thanx Gary! (flutters eyelashes attractively.)
Ash falls over and looks like Brock. Yeah, his eyes dissapeared.
Brock: OH MY GOD. Look at his eyes. They are SOOOO gone!!!
Gary: You should be talking. Yeah the possum loves taangoing in the lilly pads with Robin Williams aka Broccoli eyes!
Ash: I totally agree!
Misty: You understand what he's saying?
Ash: No, but Pikachu does. He just told me so through our telepathic communications.
Pikachu: Pi pi poika pi pika pikachu chu chu.
Ash: Don't say that out loud, Pikachu! This is a PG rated story!
Misty: (blushes) Just looking at Gary makes this be past the PG rating.
Author: I have ribbons in my hair!
Brock: (tears streaming down his face.) I want some!!
Gary: I am so computer in the zoo.
Ash: Yeah... that's true.
Misty: OH YEAH!
Brock: I don't get it. BLAH.
Misty: You're so handsome. Do you take music lessons?
One of Gary Oak's many pokemon speaking from a pokeball: Yes he does. He plays the harp and the basoon.
Ash: Ha ha! What a buffoon! Get it? Basoon, Buffoon!
Brock: Ash, I can't believe you! The second I turn my back on you you try to steal Nurse Joy away from me I can not believe you would do that I'm so mad at you it's not even funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
Officer Jenny walks up.
Officer Jenny: I believe I heard a cry for help from somewhere around here?
Brock: Oh, go away Officer Jenny. I always liked Nurse Joy better.
Gary: I steal Moofalooof Buffon Elephant Balloon peanut pimpernickel and if the star is old than you will eat and scoop at story time!
Officer Jenny: I shall arrest this pervert this instant!
Dramatic music plays and officer Jenny whisks out some handcuffs.
Brock: No, Officer Jenny! Take me instead!
Jenny: I thought you didn't like me?
Brock: That was two seconds ago.
Misty: You can't arrest him! He's under the influence of poison!
Officer Jenny: Aha! So he's a druggee, too! I always suspected such.
Gary: Shroom.
Officer Jenny: Yet more evidence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: Okay, a little overboard with the exclamation points, already.
Author: (blushes) Oops... sorry.
Brock: I like BIG BUTTS, and I cannot lie!
Officer Jenny: Hey, are you suggesting something? 'Cause I could take you under custody, too!
Brock: Oh, yes please, Officer Jenny! Make my day!
Ash: What an idiot. Wait.... I'm an idiot, too! (shrinks down onto the ground.)
Misty: Oh, come on Ash, get up.
Ash: (glaring at Misty.) I am undergoing a REVELATION here!
Misty: Well, undergo another one!
Misty kisses Ash on the lips.
Author: Hehehe.
Narrator: I thought this was supposed to be a comedy.
Brock: It is. The thought of Ash getting kissed by anyone is hilarious!
Ash: Waaaa... that was cool! I never knew you felt this way, Misty!
Misty: Yeah, well. I don't really know. I thought I liked Gary in this story. Oh well.
Misty kisses Ash again.
Brock: (sweatdropping) Okay, that's enough.
Author: Oh, isn't that sweet?
Gary: No. I want the bird in the tree with a fly in a flea to be here and not there.
Misty: Sorry, Gary. It just wasn't working out between us.
Gary: Hey, I thought I was getting arrested? Uh... I mean... In the ocean was a fork.
Officer Jenny: YEAH! That's right! I love to arrest people!
Brock: Well, if you love to arrest people and I love you and I would love to be arrested wouldn't it work out really great if you arrested me and we went off to live in a jail cell together forever?
Officer Jenny ignores Brock and handcuffs Gary hands behind his back.
Gary: *thinking telepathically since he can't speak intelligibly* I've never been arrested before!
Author: Hey, did I give you permission to think telepathically???? I don't think so!
Gary: Sheet of paper on blue screen.
Author: That's better.
Officer Jenny hauls Gary off to jail.
Misty: Wait Gary! I love-
Author: Hey!
Misty: Ash. This doesn't make any sense. Oh well, let's go after Gary, anyway. Let's go. (looks around for Brock, but he is already gone rushing off after Oficer Jenny.) Sigh, okay then, Ash, let's go.
Ash: (still stunned by Misty's kiss.) Wow................!!!!!!!!!! (smiles maniacally.)
Misty: Okay then, I'll just go myself! Geez, am I the only sane person here?
Author: No, I'm sane.
Misty: Ha. Think again. You WROTE this story! Could you possibly be sane?
Author: Hey!
Misty's hair disappears in a lovely whisp of smoke.
Author: Yahaaa! That was fun! *Pauses while everybody stares with looks of stupidity on their faces.* Oh, fine, let's just get on with the story.
Misty's hair reappears. Misty cries for joy.
Misty: Yay! My hair!
Misty runs away very fast in the direction of the police station to try to escape the havoc the author is wreaking.
Misty: Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A storm is coming this way! It looks pretty bad, too!
Author: Wreak wreak havoc havoc.
Misty: GO AWAY! You're ruining this ruined story!
Author: If I go away the story will be over. Do you really want it to end so soon?
Misty: YES!!!
Narrator: Suddenly Gary turned sane and Jenny had to let him go and arrest Brock instead so everyone would live happily ever after except maybe Misty because she still has to hang out with Ash and man oh man was that ever a mouthfull!
Author: The end.
Ash: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone who wants to email me, email me!!! At mysticaldragoness@hotmail.com. Well, except if you're a really horrible person who wants to kill me... that would be bad. Please review my story! Here's my review scale that makes it really easy for anyone to review. You can leave your name as "anonymous" if you like. It's really simple. Here it is:
Liked it: Leave a smiley face as your review. ^_^
Hated it: Leave a sad or disgusted face as your review. .
Were indifferent: Leave an indifferent face. (Who woulda thunk?) -_-
Were confused: Leave a question mark or face with sweatdrops. ^_^;;;;;;;
Actually want a sequel of some kind: Leave a smiley face with exclamation points after it. ^_^!!!!
Thank you for reading our story! Love ya!