Baby-Sitting Nightmare!!!!

Notes: PrincessSaturn: Hiya people! Guess what! I'm gonna KILL Quatre! He interrupted my kiss with Duo in a fanfic that I just read!!!! AAARRRGGG!!!

PrincessVenus: NO!!!! Not my sweetie-pie! *Runs over to Quatre hugging him* *Quatre sweatdrops*

PS: But he interrupted us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quatre: What?!?! I'm confused!!!

PV: Don't listen to her, Quatre! She's just jealous 'cuz I get the cutest GW guy! *winks*

Duo: HEY!!!! That wasn't very nice!

PV: Well, it's true!

PS: No it's not! *runs over to Duo*

Duo: *hugging PS* That's my girl! *winks*

PV: Oh yeah! Well Duo only likes you 'cuz he likes EVERY girl that he sees!

PS: *getting pissed* Oh yeah!!?? Well you only like Quatre 'cuz of his HUGE bank account!!!! Plus you're the only girl that he could get!

*Duo and Quatre sweatdrop*

PS: *pulls out glaive*

PV: Oh yeah!? *Pulls out chain*

*PS and PV start fighting*

Duo: C'mon, PrincessSaturn! You can whoop her!

Quatre: You really shouldn't fight.....but....uh...she did insult me......GO PV-CHAN!!!!! *pulls out little fans*

*click*

*everyone stops*

Heero: Omae o korosu!

*everyone stares at Heero for a moment, then PS and PV resume fighting*

Duo: Go Saturn!

Quatre: Go Venus!

Duo: Oh yeah?!

Quatre: YEAH!!!!

Duo: We'll just see about that! *spins around whipping Quatre with his braid*

Quatre: Ow!!! Oh yeah?!?!?! *pulls out scissors* Muahahaha!!!!!!

Duo: EEP!!! *runs away*

Heero: *sweatdrops* Why do I even bother? *walks away*

Duo: HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!

Quatre: You won't get away from me!!!!! *lunges for Duo, catching him by the braid*

PS: *Sees that her beloved is about to lose his most prized possesion* Oh no!

PV: *Notices that PS isn't paying attention* Hehehe. *throws chain, wrapping it around PS' glaive, yanking it away* Muahahahaha!!!!!

PS: *realizes that she's lost to PV decides to go help Duo*

Quatre: *crazed look in his eyes* Snippy-snippy!!!

Duo: PLEASE DON'T!! I'll do anything!

PS: *pushes Quatre away*

Quatre: AAAHHH!!! *drops scissors on the floor*

Ami: *runs over and grabs the scissors off of the floor* STOP IT!!!!!

*everyone looks at her*

Ami: Remember the next chapter?!?!

PS and PV: *confused*

Ami: You know, the one you were starting to work on when this fight started.

PS: Oh yeah!

PV: *still confused*

PS: Remember?? Baby-sitting nightmare?

PV: *blinks*

Duo: Hey babe, remember? She's blonde!

PV: *gasp* WHY YOU!!!!!! *grabs scissors from Ami and chases after Duo*

Duo: EEP!! *runs away from the crazy PV-chan*

Ami, Quatre and PS: *sweatdrop*

Trowa: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(I hope I didn't hurt him)

*everyone stares in shock*

Quatre: Did

Duo: he

PS: just

PV: talk?!?!

Trowa: *walks away*

PS and PV: *realize how stupid that whole thing was*

PV: On with the ficcie! ^_^

*everyone else facefaults*


~Chapter 2~

Heero walked down the streets of Juuban, holding a piece of paper in his hand. Glancing at it once more, he looked up in disbelief at the building in front of him. "Why would I be needed here?" he asked himself. He shrugged, and headed inside.

Once he reached the corect apartment number, he knocked on the door. The door opened as if on it's own. Heero got suspicious, and pulled out his gun. Stepping into the room, he looked around. There was no one there!

Meanwhile, Duo snook out the door that Heero had just come in, an evil grin on his face.

Heero glanced at the phone table, and saw a note resting on the top. He walked overand picked it up. "GOTCHA! -Duo" It read. Heero crumpled the paper in his hand. 'What's going on?' he wondered.

"Who are you?" he heard a small voice. Heero turned around to see a small little boy, about three years of age. The boy rubbed his head.

Heero suddenly figured out what was going on. Minako had said that she was going to have to baby-sit her cousin, somehow Duo got involved and tricked him into baby-sitting for him.

"Are you Uncle Heero?" the little boy asked. 'Uncle?!?!' Heero thought to himself, his eyebrow twitching. His mind raced, trying to think of some way out of this.

'I could kill him.' he thought, 'But if I did, Usa would never forgive me!(sorry Mamo fans!)' Heero sighed. 'Yes.' he said quietly, but it was loud enough for the boy to hear.

The boy's eyes lit up. "YAY!!! Gimme candy now!" he said with a huge smile. Heero looked at the boy, puzzled. "I don't have any candy." he said. The boy's huge blue eyes then filled with tears. "B-But Uncle Duo said if I be good, you give me candy!" the boy said, lips quivering(AAAWWW!!!) Heero sighed.

'What am I going to do?!?!' his mind screamed. They little boy finally burst into screams. "WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! I WANT CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Heero got an idea. He picked up the phone, and dialed a few numbers. After listening for a moment, he heard someone pick up.

"Hello?" the voice on the other end said. "I'm calling for Usagi." Heero told the person. "Oh! Just a minute!" the voice, obviously Usagi's mother said.

'I'll get Usagi to baby-sit for me.' he thought. Then, for the first time in maybe........decades(yeah, I know he's not young, but what the hay!!), he smiled.

Little did he know just how bad Usagi was at baby-sitting.......

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PV: DUN DUN DUN!!!!

PS: Sorry that was so short guys, but we have lives too, y'know.

PV: Yeah! *waves her finger as if scolding everyone* And if you guys want to see the rest of Destiny or Lily, you're gonna have to have patients!

PS: Anyway, sorry about the little, erm.....interruption we had earlier.

PV: Yeah, hehe, we were a bit hyper.......

PS: *sighs* You're always hyper, Onii-chan.

PV: I know!*smiles*

*everyone else face-faults*

PV: *looks around* What's wrong with everyone? *shrugs* Oh well! Send compliments to me, PrincessVenus@ainosenshi.net and send all flames to PS, Sailor_Saturn3@juno.com!

PS: Hey!!!!

PV: Uh-oh! *takes off running*

PS: *chases PV*

PV: AAAAHHHH

PS: Get back here, you!!!!!!