Dave stared at the little creature. It stared back. He then looked around the ship, it reminded him of the ship from "Clefairy Tales." The Clefairy began puzzled. Then it screamed as Dave tackled it to the ground screaming an odd war cry. Dave noticed another Clefairy pressing a button and all of a sudden the bottom of the ship went out from under him. He and the little Clefairy screamed as they both plummeted towards the ground. Both smacked into the ground. The Clefairy was knocked unconscious, while Dave was semi-conscious. Dave weakly opened his eyes and realized he was in a badly drawn cartoon.
"Wow a Clefairy!" said a voice.
"Oh no, it's hurt!" said a feminine voice. At least Dave thought it was a feminine voice, it
was actually kinda tomboyish. Dave grunted.
"Oh, there's a kid too, it must belong to him." Said yet another voice. Dace looked up and wondered where the hell the guy's eyes were.
"Darn I was gonna catch it."
"We better get them to Nurse Joy!" Dave looked up and screamed when he realized who these people were. He then beat his head against the ground several times to knock himself out.
Dave awoke, he was in the...bathroom? Strange... He looked over to see the eyeless man flirting with the nurse and screamed. They quickly came over. "Stay away from me!" he yelled grabbing the closest thing he could as a weapon, a used paper-towel roll.
"Um, can you help him?" asked the guy without the eyes.
"I'm a pokemon doctor not a people doctor goddamn it!" said the woman with the odd hairdo. Dave lunged for her and she whipped out a can of mace. Dave found himself plunging his head into the toilet to get the stuff out of his eyes. After a good while attempting to remove his head from the bowels he finally confronted the two.
"Get away from me, I'm a psycho, ahhh!!!"
"Calm the hell down!" the Woman yelled smacking him.
"But this is cartoon, you're Nurse Joy and you're Brock but you don't exist! AHH!! I NEED PILLS! WHERE'S MY RITALIN!?!?!?!" Nurse Joy smacked him around for a good while before he fell unconscious again.
"Look, all I think he needs is some fresh air, why don't you take him with you?" said Nurse Joy.
"Ok, I think that would work out, um, you know you're in the boys restrooms right?" said Brock. Nurse Joy blushed and left.
"Look he's awake." Said Ash.
"Oh, are you ok?" asked Misty. Dave began screaming again. Pikachu shocked him silly.
"Maybe we should introduce ourselves, I'm Ash, future pokemon master"
"I'm Misty, of the Cerulean City gym."
"And I'm Brock, future pokemon breeder." Dave stopped screaming.
"I'm Dave...future mole person who lives underground and plots world domination." Dave said. They stared at him. "Where the hell am I?"
"We don't know, Ash got us lost again." Misty said glaring at him. He scratched his head and blushed.
"How did you get knocked unconscious?" asked Brock. Dave sighed.
"Some Clefairy beamed me up like in Star Trek and then dumped me here." All of a sudden Dave felt a small lump under him. "What the?" he said. It was a Pokeball. Dave grinned.
"I've always wanted to do this." He said chucking it at Ash. Ash grabbed the giant lump on his head as the pokeball opened to reveal...Clefairy! Dave narrowed his eyes. He grabbed the little thing by the throat and started yelling at it. "This is all your fault you little!..." all of a sudden Misty whacked him with her mallet.
"Leave that poor thing alone!" she said. Dave rubbed his head.
"This is really screwed up." He said. Ash nodded. "So now what?" he asked.
"I guess we need to find that spaceship and get you home," said Brock. Dave looked at the Clefairy who screamed and ran behind a rock. He grabbed it.
"Yes, I'll get home and this little bugger is gonna help me."
"Wow a Clefairy!" said a voice.
"Oh no, it's hurt!" said a feminine voice. At least Dave thought it was a feminine voice, it
was actually kinda tomboyish. Dave grunted.
"Oh, there's a kid too, it must belong to him." Said yet another voice. Dace looked up and wondered where the hell the guy's eyes were.
"Darn I was gonna catch it."
"We better get them to Nurse Joy!" Dave looked up and screamed when he realized who these people were. He then beat his head against the ground several times to knock himself out.
Dave awoke, he was in the...bathroom? Strange... He looked over to see the eyeless man flirting with the nurse and screamed. They quickly came over. "Stay away from me!" he yelled grabbing the closest thing he could as a weapon, a used paper-towel roll.
"Um, can you help him?" asked the guy without the eyes.
"I'm a pokemon doctor not a people doctor goddamn it!" said the woman with the odd hairdo. Dave lunged for her and she whipped out a can of mace. Dave found himself plunging his head into the toilet to get the stuff out of his eyes. After a good while attempting to remove his head from the bowels he finally confronted the two.
"Get away from me, I'm a psycho, ahhh!!!"
"Calm the hell down!" the Woman yelled smacking him.
"But this is cartoon, you're Nurse Joy and you're Brock but you don't exist! AHH!! I NEED PILLS! WHERE'S MY RITALIN!?!?!?!" Nurse Joy smacked him around for a good while before he fell unconscious again.
"Look, all I think he needs is some fresh air, why don't you take him with you?" said Nurse Joy.
"Ok, I think that would work out, um, you know you're in the boys restrooms right?" said Brock. Nurse Joy blushed and left.
"Look he's awake." Said Ash.
"Oh, are you ok?" asked Misty. Dave began screaming again. Pikachu shocked him silly.
"Maybe we should introduce ourselves, I'm Ash, future pokemon master"
"I'm Misty, of the Cerulean City gym."
"And I'm Brock, future pokemon breeder." Dave stopped screaming.
"I'm Dave...future mole person who lives underground and plots world domination." Dave said. They stared at him. "Where the hell am I?"
"We don't know, Ash got us lost again." Misty said glaring at him. He scratched his head and blushed.
"How did you get knocked unconscious?" asked Brock. Dave sighed.
"Some Clefairy beamed me up like in Star Trek and then dumped me here." All of a sudden Dave felt a small lump under him. "What the?" he said. It was a Pokeball. Dave grinned.
"I've always wanted to do this." He said chucking it at Ash. Ash grabbed the giant lump on his head as the pokeball opened to reveal...Clefairy! Dave narrowed his eyes. He grabbed the little thing by the throat and started yelling at it. "This is all your fault you little!..." all of a sudden Misty whacked him with her mallet.
"Leave that poor thing alone!" she said. Dave rubbed his head.
"This is really screwed up." He said. Ash nodded. "So now what?" he asked.
"I guess we need to find that spaceship and get you home," said Brock. Dave looked at the Clefairy who screamed and ran behind a rock. He grabbed it.
"Yes, I'll get home and this little bugger is gonna help me."