*We join our heroes once again. With their new friend Dave they look forward to bright new adventures ahead! *

Dave sighed. "God that announcer is annoying, plus he sounds pretty gay."

*Hey! I resent that! *

Dave stuck up his middle finger. Everyone looked at him. "Hey, you can't do that!" said Ash.

"Don't worry, I'm sure the censors can deal with it, they did a nice job with "Beauty and the Beach." Misty cringed.

"I felt so degraded, but we needed the money..." said Misty. Dave looked at her.

"Jesus Christ, who the hell rewrote these scripts, a bunch of feminists?" Misty beat the hell out of him.

"We are really gonna get it from the censors." said Brock.

"Wait, I got an idea," said Dave. He quickly played a scene from "Electric Soldier Porygon."

"There, now anyone watching probably just got a seizure, now they won't remember the whole middle finger thing, or anything else for that matter." Dave looked at Ash who was twitching wildly on the floor. "Oops." Dave said. Pikachu quickly shocked Ash out of it.

"So now what?" asked Misty.

"We got to find that spaceship," said Brock. Dave looked in the sky.

"Hey there it is!!" he yelled pointing at a giant craft in the sky.

"Where?" asked Brock. Dave looked at him.

"Dude, open your friggin eyes." said Dave. Brock was a little stunned but tried to pry his eyelids open.

"AHHHH!!! THE LIGHT!!" Brock yelled. "Whoa, so that's what stuff looks like when your eyes aren't squinted." The craft quickly started flying away. The group chased after it but it quickly flew off into the sky.

"Damn," said Dave. He sighed.

"Well, it's getting dark, we should spend the night." said Brock. Ash and Misty nodded. Dave wondered why Ash was grinning so hard.

Late that night, Dave was awakened by a noise. He looked around and noticed Ash's sleeping bag was squirming about. 'Must be having a bad dream, I better wake him.' Dave crept over to Ash's sleeping bag to see Ash and Misty making out. "HOLY SHIT!!" Dave yelled. Misty and Ash looked at him blushing.

"Uh, hi, we were just...um." said Ash.

"Yeah we were um...I was..." said Misty. Dave was dumbfounded.

"Jesus! Get the hell out of there, this is nuts! OH DEAR GOD! Put your pants on Ash! You guys are too young for that sort of thing, really..." Misty and Ash both blushed.

Needless to say, Dave did not get any sleep that night.