Merry Christmas Heero
Disclaimer: I dun own Gundam Wing but I do own myself. Well...duh...
AN: I admit it. I don't like this part as much as I like the first part. But oh well.
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Part 2
Mission: Survive being with the Author (Hey! What's that doing there!??!?! I'm not that BAD!!!
Except when I get hyper...okay, I get your point...)
Everything was wrapped. Duo still had tape in his hair. Wufei still had the scissors in
which he was going to cut Duo's hair with. Heero still had the gun in which he was shooting Duo
and Wufei with. Quatre had to go buy a goldfish because he felt awfully guilty about that
incident with the saleslady. Trowa's bangs were still perfect.
Duo: Wufei...you can put away the scissors now...
Wufei: Onna. Come here and face me like a man!
Heero: ::fires his gun inches away from Wufei's face::
Wufei: Fine, I'll put away the scissors.
Quatre: I've got it!
Everyone else: ::stares at him::
Quatre: I will call my goldfish Teacup!
Everyone else: ::sweatdrops::
Duo: What else?
Duo: So, what are we gonna wear?
Quatre: It really doesn't matter. Relena probably gonna be the only one dressed up.
Duo: Very true.
Heero: The author's gonna be dressed up too.
Duo: Author? Hey, what do we call her anyway? I mean, I've got a present for her, but she
doesn't want us to use her real name.
Heero: She wants us to use her french name Isabelle.
Wufei: Isabelle? What a weak name!
Duo: ::scratches his head:: Weak name? How can a name be weak?
Wufei: Hmmm...it seems that you have a point there...
The pilots except for Heero and Trowa went into deep thought. Heero and Trowa just
looked an each other and sweatdropped.
Heero: The party's in less than an hour. We better get going.
Of course, since the pilots couldn't agree on anything, driving became a slight problem.
Let's just say, after 21 bullets, one mm of Maxwell's hair, and a broken sword, Heero was
driving. But they couldn't escape Maxwell's singing.
Duo: 99 BOTTLES OF SPRITE ON THE WALL, 99 BOTTLES OF SPR-
Wufei: ::whackes him:: Shut up.
Duo: ::ducks:: Silent night. HOLY NIGHT!! ::voice cracks::
Wufei: ::rubs his ears:: My ears will never be the same again...
Heero finally pulled up to the Peacecraft mansion. Sally, Noin, and the author were
waiting for them. Sally was in a blue suit and Noin was in a purple one. The author was wearing
a green skirt (Yes, I forced myself into a skirt. It was painful.) and a white top that said
"Hotohori Lovers Unite!". Don't ask.
Wufei: LET ME OUT OF HERE! I'LL SELF-DESTRUCT IF I SPEND ANOTHER SECOND WITH MAXWELL!!!!
::stumbles out::
Isabelle: Hey! That's Heero's line!
Heero: Shut up. ::gets out::
Quatre: ::gets out:: The presents are in the trunk. We'll probably need help carrying them.
Relena: ::runs out:: OHHHHH HEEERRRRROOOOO!!!!
Everyone else: OOOOOOHHHHHH OOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Duo: ::gets out only to find Heero standing in back of him:: Heero?
Heero: Hide me. It's your fault that I'm spending half of the night with her.
Duo: But that's your mission.
Heero: My mission was to go to the mall.
Duo: You have a new mission. Spend the night at the Peacecraft mansion.
Heero: Fine. Mission accepted.
Isabelle: ::runs to Duo:: Duo-kun. Why did you invite Relena?
Duo: It's her mansion.
Isabelle: Oh.
Noin: Okay, we better get going inside.
Sally: ::runs at Wufei:: ::poses:: What do you think about this suit Wu-sama?
Wufei: ::gets a nosebleed:: Uhhhh...
Duo: ::pushes Wufei:: Come on Wu-man, we can check out the girls later. I'm freezing out here!
Wufei: CHECK OUT THE...the... ::faints from lack of blood::
Isabelle: -_-() ::drags Wufei into the mansion::
Duo: ::throws open the doors:: LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!
Isabelle: ::apears over his shoulder:: Games? What games?
Quatre: On no! I forgot to feed Teacup!
Isabelle: Teacup?
Quatre: ::Zero system mode:: MWAHAHAHA!! ::hijacks Relena's car:: ::speeds back to the g-boys'
house::
Relena: Hey! Come back with my car!
Trowa: He'll be back.
Noin: Where's Zechs? ::glares at Duo:: You DID invite Zechs RIGHT?!?!
Duo: Eep. Relena said that he was coming.
Isabelle: e.e Zechs...Noin... ::lightbulb appears::
Wufei: ::turns off the lightbulb::
Isabelle: ::sweatdrops::
Will the pilots survive the rest of the night? Will Isabelle ever get a chance to carry
out her...idea? Damnit, will Zechs ever show up? And most importantly, will there be enough
food to feed Duo?
~
Heh...as I said, I like the first part better. Tell me if you want more and please don't flame
me. ^^; And yes, Isabelle is my french name.
Disclaimer: I dun own Gundam Wing but I do own myself. Well...duh...
AN: I admit it. I don't like this part as much as I like the first part. But oh well.
~
Part 2
Mission: Survive being with the Author (Hey! What's that doing there!??!?! I'm not that BAD!!!
Except when I get hyper...okay, I get your point...)
Everything was wrapped. Duo still had tape in his hair. Wufei still had the scissors in
which he was going to cut Duo's hair with. Heero still had the gun in which he was shooting Duo
and Wufei with. Quatre had to go buy a goldfish because he felt awfully guilty about that
incident with the saleslady. Trowa's bangs were still perfect.
Duo: Wufei...you can put away the scissors now...
Wufei: Onna. Come here and face me like a man!
Heero: ::fires his gun inches away from Wufei's face::
Wufei: Fine, I'll put away the scissors.
Quatre: I've got it!
Everyone else: ::stares at him::
Quatre: I will call my goldfish Teacup!
Everyone else: ::sweatdrops::
Duo: What else?
Duo: So, what are we gonna wear?
Quatre: It really doesn't matter. Relena probably gonna be the only one dressed up.
Duo: Very true.
Heero: The author's gonna be dressed up too.
Duo: Author? Hey, what do we call her anyway? I mean, I've got a present for her, but she
doesn't want us to use her real name.
Heero: She wants us to use her french name Isabelle.
Wufei: Isabelle? What a weak name!
Duo: ::scratches his head:: Weak name? How can a name be weak?
Wufei: Hmmm...it seems that you have a point there...
The pilots except for Heero and Trowa went into deep thought. Heero and Trowa just
looked an each other and sweatdropped.
Heero: The party's in less than an hour. We better get going.
Of course, since the pilots couldn't agree on anything, driving became a slight problem.
Let's just say, after 21 bullets, one mm of Maxwell's hair, and a broken sword, Heero was
driving. But they couldn't escape Maxwell's singing.
Duo: 99 BOTTLES OF SPRITE ON THE WALL, 99 BOTTLES OF SPR-
Wufei: ::whackes him:: Shut up.
Duo: ::ducks:: Silent night. HOLY NIGHT!! ::voice cracks::
Wufei: ::rubs his ears:: My ears will never be the same again...
Heero finally pulled up to the Peacecraft mansion. Sally, Noin, and the author were
waiting for them. Sally was in a blue suit and Noin was in a purple one. The author was wearing
a green skirt (Yes, I forced myself into a skirt. It was painful.) and a white top that said
"Hotohori Lovers Unite!". Don't ask.
Wufei: LET ME OUT OF HERE! I'LL SELF-DESTRUCT IF I SPEND ANOTHER SECOND WITH MAXWELL!!!!
::stumbles out::
Isabelle: Hey! That's Heero's line!
Heero: Shut up. ::gets out::
Quatre: ::gets out:: The presents are in the trunk. We'll probably need help carrying them.
Relena: ::runs out:: OHHHHH HEEERRRRROOOOO!!!!
Everyone else: OOOOOOHHHHHH OOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Duo: ::gets out only to find Heero standing in back of him:: Heero?
Heero: Hide me. It's your fault that I'm spending half of the night with her.
Duo: But that's your mission.
Heero: My mission was to go to the mall.
Duo: You have a new mission. Spend the night at the Peacecraft mansion.
Heero: Fine. Mission accepted.
Isabelle: ::runs to Duo:: Duo-kun. Why did you invite Relena?
Duo: It's her mansion.
Isabelle: Oh.
Noin: Okay, we better get going inside.
Sally: ::runs at Wufei:: ::poses:: What do you think about this suit Wu-sama?
Wufei: ::gets a nosebleed:: Uhhhh...
Duo: ::pushes Wufei:: Come on Wu-man, we can check out the girls later. I'm freezing out here!
Wufei: CHECK OUT THE...the... ::faints from lack of blood::
Isabelle: -_-() ::drags Wufei into the mansion::
Duo: ::throws open the doors:: LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!
Isabelle: ::apears over his shoulder:: Games? What games?
Quatre: On no! I forgot to feed Teacup!
Isabelle: Teacup?
Quatre: ::Zero system mode:: MWAHAHAHA!! ::hijacks Relena's car:: ::speeds back to the g-boys'
house::
Relena: Hey! Come back with my car!
Trowa: He'll be back.
Noin: Where's Zechs? ::glares at Duo:: You DID invite Zechs RIGHT?!?!
Duo: Eep. Relena said that he was coming.
Isabelle: e.e Zechs...Noin... ::lightbulb appears::
Wufei: ::turns off the lightbulb::
Isabelle: ::sweatdrops::
Will the pilots survive the rest of the night? Will Isabelle ever get a chance to carry
out her...idea? Damnit, will Zechs ever show up? And most importantly, will there be enough
food to feed Duo?
~
Heh...as I said, I like the first part better. Tell me if you want more and please don't flame
me. ^^; And yes, Isabelle is my french name.