Merry Christmas Heero
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or any other character that appears here. And I don't own
my friend, Bella.
AN: Phew. Long part. Well, at least longer than the rest. Btw, it's strange...very strange...
Part 3
Mission: Survive being stalked by Bella. (Well, this only concerns Heero...)
Five minutes after the party began, four minutes after most of the OTHER guests arrived,
three minutes after Duo got himself drunk, two minutes after Quatre finally came back with
Relena's car, and one minute after Quatre fed Teacup, Zechs arrived. (WOW! What A run-on
sentence! I should do more of those!)
Isabelle: ::hearts in eyes:: Kawaii!!!!
Duo: ::burp:: Hey, I thotht thaa Iuhh wuuusss uuuurrrr favvvvb-
Isabelle: Shut up. You're drunk.
Duo: Nuuu duhhhh...
Isabelle: ::cracks her knuckles:: I have to find a way to get Noin and Zechs together!
::backround music:: I MUST!!!
-people stare at her, ruining the whole dramatic moment-
Isabelle: What?
Relena: Ohhhhh Heerrrrooooo!!! Where are you???
Heero: Ugh. Duo's drunk. Isabelle is trying to play matchmaker. I'm all alone now.
Relena: ::sees Heero: THERE YOU ARE!
Heero: Omae o korosu.
Relena: You're still saying that? You never kill me anyway.
Heero: ::grumbles:: It's those stupid dubbers.
Relena: ::gasps:: You mean you actually HARMED me in the Japanese version?!?!?
Heero: Fine, it's those stupid creators.
Trowa: How's Teacup?
Quatre: ::sheds a tear:: It was so close!
Trowa: You know, you're goldfish could've probably lasted two days without food.
Quatre: Trowa! How could you say such things?!?!?! I thought you loved animals!!!
Trowa: //_-() I do.
Sally: Oh Wu-sama, you never told me what you thought about my outfit.
Wufei: I...uhhh... ::nosebleed::
Sally: e.e Well?
Wufei: ::runs:: *shoom* I gotta go to the bathroom.
Sally: The bathroom is the other way.
Wufei: ::stops:: Oh yeah. ::runs the other way::
Sally: I believe my work here is done.
Zechs: So Noin...
Noin: So Zechs...
Duo: ::wanders in:: Wazzup?
Isabelle: -_-* Kono yaro...
Zechs: ::sweatdrops:: Are you drunk Duo?
Duo: ::slurs:: So, when are you and Noin going to make out?!?!
Noin & Zechs: ::turns red::
Isabelle: ::drags Duo away:: Omae o korosu Duo...waaiiittt...that's Heero's line...
Suddenly, the lights began to dim. Zechs felt something drop on his head and then to the
floor. He picked it up and saw, dimly, that it was a piece of chocolate. He raised an eyebrow.
Then, disco music started out of no where. Bella appeared, dancing to Saturday Night Fever
stuff. The lights came back on.
Bella: Burn Baby, Burn! Dis-what are you all looking at?
Heero: ::looks at Bella::
Bella: ::looks at Heero:: ::evil grin:: ::chases him:: Ai shiteru Heero!!!!!!
Heero: ::runs::
Relena: ::trips Bella:: He's mine!
Bella: No, he's mine!
-Relena and Bella duke it out for Heero-
Heero: ::runs to the bathroom::
Heero bumped into Wufei along the way.
Heero: What are you doing here?
Wufei: I was just about to ask the same thing to you.
Heero: Girl problems.
Wufei: Same. I say Maxwell is gonna start running down here any moment now.
Heero: I say Zechs. Bet?
Wufei: I'll put in five dollars.
Heero: Deal.
Bella: ::stops fighting:: Hey, where's Heero?
Isabelle: ::looks deathly...uhh...red::
Bella: What's wrong Isabelle?
Isabelle: Kisama. A piece of chocolate just went down my tank-top.
-silence-
Duo: ::still drunk:: Oh really? Well, let me get it out-
Isabelle: ::whacks him:: HENTAI!!!
Bella: Where's Heero?
Isabelle: I swear Bella, if you starting stalking Heero again, you will SHINE!!!
Bella: What? I'll glow?
Isabelle: ::smacks her forhead:: Ugghhh...where's Heero where you need him??
Bella: ::is still confused:: What do you mean I'll shine?
Isabelle: It means 'die' in japanese.
Bella: Ohhh...HEY!! ::is off to stalk Heero::
Relena: NOOO!! MY PRECIOUS HEERO-SAMA!!!
Bella: ::jabs a finger in Relena's face:: Look lady, Heero ain't yours!
Isabelle: This is going to be painful. YOU'RE RIGHT BELLA!!
Bella: I am?
Isabelle: HEERO'S MINE! *shoom*
Bella: ::stares:: She's lost it.
Duo: Hey! ::drunkness wears off:: I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FAVORITE!!! ::runs after her::
Isabelle: ::runs past Heero and Wufei:: ::chocolate falls out of the bottom of her top::
Heero: O.o
Duo: ::runs after her::
Wufei: Give it up Heero.
Heero: No way. Duo was chasing after a girl, not the other way around.
Wufei: Kuso.
Zechs: So Noin...
Noin: So Zechs...
-Isabelle runs in between the two-
Isabelle: Sorry!
Duo: ::runs in between the two:: Sorry!
Noin: -_-() This is not going to work.
Quatre: But Teacup...he's all alone...
Trowa: Teacup's a boy?
Quatre: I don't really know.
Trowa: I don't want to know.
Suddenly, everyone heard something drop on the ceiling. Something heavy. Then, they
heard...poka(spelling?) music.
Voice one: Aww...shit. I'm too fat.
Voice two: I'm not going down here no da.
Voice three: You're not fat.
Voice one: Now, I am.
Voice three: @#$%!!!! Fine! I'll go down there!
Everyone raised an eyebrow. Who was up there? Could it be Santa and his...disturbing
minions? Or could it be Trieze's ghost? Huh? I seriously do not know where I come up with these
ideas...
~
Sheesh, some day, I'm get flamed by a Quatre-obsessed-love. Sorry about that. I just wrote the
very first thing that came up in my mind. Yes...that includes Trizie's ghost...
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or any other character that appears here. And I don't own
my friend, Bella.
AN: Phew. Long part. Well, at least longer than the rest. Btw, it's strange...very strange...
Part 3
Mission: Survive being stalked by Bella. (Well, this only concerns Heero...)
Five minutes after the party began, four minutes after most of the OTHER guests arrived,
three minutes after Duo got himself drunk, two minutes after Quatre finally came back with
Relena's car, and one minute after Quatre fed Teacup, Zechs arrived. (WOW! What A run-on
sentence! I should do more of those!)
Isabelle: ::hearts in eyes:: Kawaii!!!!
Duo: ::burp:: Hey, I thotht thaa Iuhh wuuusss uuuurrrr favvvvb-
Isabelle: Shut up. You're drunk.
Duo: Nuuu duhhhh...
Isabelle: ::cracks her knuckles:: I have to find a way to get Noin and Zechs together!
::backround music:: I MUST!!!
-people stare at her, ruining the whole dramatic moment-
Isabelle: What?
Relena: Ohhhhh Heerrrrooooo!!! Where are you???
Heero: Ugh. Duo's drunk. Isabelle is trying to play matchmaker. I'm all alone now.
Relena: ::sees Heero: THERE YOU ARE!
Heero: Omae o korosu.
Relena: You're still saying that? You never kill me anyway.
Heero: ::grumbles:: It's those stupid dubbers.
Relena: ::gasps:: You mean you actually HARMED me in the Japanese version?!?!?
Heero: Fine, it's those stupid creators.
Trowa: How's Teacup?
Quatre: ::sheds a tear:: It was so close!
Trowa: You know, you're goldfish could've probably lasted two days without food.
Quatre: Trowa! How could you say such things?!?!?! I thought you loved animals!!!
Trowa: //_-() I do.
Sally: Oh Wu-sama, you never told me what you thought about my outfit.
Wufei: I...uhhh... ::nosebleed::
Sally: e.e Well?
Wufei: ::runs:: *shoom* I gotta go to the bathroom.
Sally: The bathroom is the other way.
Wufei: ::stops:: Oh yeah. ::runs the other way::
Sally: I believe my work here is done.
Zechs: So Noin...
Noin: So Zechs...
Duo: ::wanders in:: Wazzup?
Isabelle: -_-* Kono yaro...
Zechs: ::sweatdrops:: Are you drunk Duo?
Duo: ::slurs:: So, when are you and Noin going to make out?!?!
Noin & Zechs: ::turns red::
Isabelle: ::drags Duo away:: Omae o korosu Duo...waaiiittt...that's Heero's line...
Suddenly, the lights began to dim. Zechs felt something drop on his head and then to the
floor. He picked it up and saw, dimly, that it was a piece of chocolate. He raised an eyebrow.
Then, disco music started out of no where. Bella appeared, dancing to Saturday Night Fever
stuff. The lights came back on.
Bella: Burn Baby, Burn! Dis-what are you all looking at?
Heero: ::looks at Bella::
Bella: ::looks at Heero:: ::evil grin:: ::chases him:: Ai shiteru Heero!!!!!!
Heero: ::runs::
Relena: ::trips Bella:: He's mine!
Bella: No, he's mine!
-Relena and Bella duke it out for Heero-
Heero: ::runs to the bathroom::
Heero bumped into Wufei along the way.
Heero: What are you doing here?
Wufei: I was just about to ask the same thing to you.
Heero: Girl problems.
Wufei: Same. I say Maxwell is gonna start running down here any moment now.
Heero: I say Zechs. Bet?
Wufei: I'll put in five dollars.
Heero: Deal.
Bella: ::stops fighting:: Hey, where's Heero?
Isabelle: ::looks deathly...uhh...red::
Bella: What's wrong Isabelle?
Isabelle: Kisama. A piece of chocolate just went down my tank-top.
-silence-
Duo: ::still drunk:: Oh really? Well, let me get it out-
Isabelle: ::whacks him:: HENTAI!!!
Bella: Where's Heero?
Isabelle: I swear Bella, if you starting stalking Heero again, you will SHINE!!!
Bella: What? I'll glow?
Isabelle: ::smacks her forhead:: Ugghhh...where's Heero where you need him??
Bella: ::is still confused:: What do you mean I'll shine?
Isabelle: It means 'die' in japanese.
Bella: Ohhh...HEY!! ::is off to stalk Heero::
Relena: NOOO!! MY PRECIOUS HEERO-SAMA!!!
Bella: ::jabs a finger in Relena's face:: Look lady, Heero ain't yours!
Isabelle: This is going to be painful. YOU'RE RIGHT BELLA!!
Bella: I am?
Isabelle: HEERO'S MINE! *shoom*
Bella: ::stares:: She's lost it.
Duo: Hey! ::drunkness wears off:: I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FAVORITE!!! ::runs after her::
Isabelle: ::runs past Heero and Wufei:: ::chocolate falls out of the bottom of her top::
Heero: O.o
Duo: ::runs after her::
Wufei: Give it up Heero.
Heero: No way. Duo was chasing after a girl, not the other way around.
Wufei: Kuso.
Zechs: So Noin...
Noin: So Zechs...
-Isabelle runs in between the two-
Isabelle: Sorry!
Duo: ::runs in between the two:: Sorry!
Noin: -_-() This is not going to work.
Quatre: But Teacup...he's all alone...
Trowa: Teacup's a boy?
Quatre: I don't really know.
Trowa: I don't want to know.
Suddenly, everyone heard something drop on the ceiling. Something heavy. Then, they
heard...poka(spelling?) music.
Voice one: Aww...shit. I'm too fat.
Voice two: I'm not going down here no da.
Voice three: You're not fat.
Voice one: Now, I am.
Voice three: @#$%!!!! Fine! I'll go down there!
Everyone raised an eyebrow. Who was up there? Could it be Santa and his...disturbing
minions? Or could it be Trieze's ghost? Huh? I seriously do not know where I come up with these
ideas...
~
Sheesh, some day, I'm get flamed by a Quatre-obsessed-love. Sorry about that. I just wrote the
very first thing that came up in my mind. Yes...that includes Trizie's ghost...