Merry Christmas Heero
Part 4
Mission: Survive Santa
Disclaimer: I dun own Gundam Wing or any other anime characters. I ain't making any money unless
you people inisist on paying me...then I'll be happy to take your money. ^^;
AN: This part is gonna get freaky...I think that I'm going to kill that goldfish...
~
The poka music stopped. Everyone breathed out in relief. Isabelle moved closer to the
fireplace, curiosity taking over. Suddenly, something red and white slid down into her face,
butt first.
Isabelle: AHHHH!!! ::pulls Bella in front of her:: LOOK BELLA! IT'S YOUR SOULMATE!
Bella: What the- oooff* Ugghhh...whoa, Santa's hot!
'Santa' dropped out in the chimney, flew out of the fireplace, and landed on Bella. He
looked down.
'Santa': What the @#$%???? Tamahome!!! You @#$%!!!
Isabelle: Waaiiitt...did you just say Tamahome?
'Santa': You heard me you @#$%!!!!
Bella: You're not Santa!
'Santa': No duh. Oh hell. I'm starting to sound like Chichiri.
Isabelle: ::screams:: OMG!! IT'S THE GUYS FROM FY!! ::runs up, grabs 'Santa' and starts to
strangle him:: WHERE'S HOTOHORI?!?! WHERE THE HELL IS HE!?!?
'Santa': @.@ x.o He...decided...to...stay...at...the...temple...to...wash...his...hair...
Isabelle: ::lets him go:: Oh. So who are you? Tasuki?
-voice up in the chimney-
Voice two: NO DAAAAAA!!!
Isabelle: ::sweatdrops:: I take it that Chichiri is up there.
Tasuki: So where's the sake?
Duo: Hey! The sake is for me!!!
Quatre: ::clings on to Tasuki:: ::wails:: HAVE YOU BOUGHT SOMETHING FOR TEACUP!?!?
Tasuki: @#$%!! Who's Teacup!?!??!
Heero: Maybe we should leave.
Wufei: Are you scared?
Heero: No.
Bella: Can you get off of me?
Tasuki: ::glares at Maxwell:: WHADDA YA MEAN THE SAKE IS FOR YOU!?!?
Duo: THIS SAKE IS FOR ME!!
-Tasuki and Duo duke it out for the beer-
Isabelle: ::tears::
Duo: ::blinks:: ::stops fighting for a sec:: Why are you crying?
Isabelle: You mustin' fight over me like this!!!!!!!
Duo: ::sweatdrops:: Stop flattering yourself.
-they continue fighting-
-door bell rings-
-Relena answers it-
Zechs fans: AHHHHH!! GET HIM!!!
Zechs: Holy shit!!!! ::runs::
Noin: ::takes out a gun:: BACK OFF!! HE'S MINE!!!!! ::starts shooting::
Isabelle: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Trowa: Why are you laughing?
Isabelle: I have no idea.
Quatre: Oh Teacup...my dear Teacup...wait...that line is for Sandrock...
-Zechs runs past Heero and Wufei-
-fangirls run after him-
Heero: ::Zero system mode:: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Wufei: ::grumbles:: ::gives him five dollars::
-they leave to the main room-
Trowa: O.O I'd swear that I just heard Heero laughing.
Quatre: Oh no! I forgot to wash Teacup! The poor goldfish!
Trowa: Wash? Oh never mind. You've lost it.
-Duo and Tasuki stop fighting-
Duo: Let's bond Tasuki!
Tasuki: Right!
Isabelle: Eww...you guys sound sick.
-Duo and Tasuki get drunk-
Both boys: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Tasuki: And there was this one time when Miaka accidently stripped-
Isabelle: That's it! I'm out of here! *shoom*
Bella: ::points to Relena:: We're not done yet!
Relena: No we're not!
Bella: Hey! I thought you hate fighting...
Relena: I do. Let's discuss this issue over some tea.
Bella: ::sweatdrops:: Uhhh...
Noin: Zechs! Where are you???
Zechs: ::runs to her:: I think I lost them.
Remaining fangirls: AHHH!! *drool* THERE HE IS!!!
Noin: ::shoots them::
Zechs: ::hugs her:: Oh Noin...
Noin: Oh Zechs...
-Isabelle runs in between-
Isabelle: SORRY!!!
Zechs: -.-; I'm beginning to hate that author...
The clock struck 11:59 p.m. Duo and Tasuki fainted from the drunkness. Sally was no where to be
found. Relena was showing Bella her different teas. Quatre was crying in Trowa's arms. Trowa was
sweatdropping. Heero and Wufei were debating whether Bush or Gore would win the election.
Isabelle was watching the clock. Then, the clock struck midnight and a chibi-sized monk fell out
of the chimney with a large bag of presents. Everyone stopped, or in Duo and Tasuki's case, woke
up, and stared at Chichiri.
Chichiri: Time to open presents no da!
Isabelle: ::squeaks:: Ack! So KAWAII!! ::HUGE stars in her eyes::
With some difficulty, all the gundam people, Chichiri, Tasuki, Bella, and Isabelle sat
in front of the tree. Sally emerged out of nowhere, smiled mysteriously, and sat down next to
Wufei, who began to get a nosebleed. Heero looked at Sally and Sally looked back. They both
nodded and looked away.
Isabelle: I declare I should open my presents first since I'm the author!
-silence-
Duo: Whatevur... ::passes out::
Isabelle: ::sweatdrops:: ::shakes Maxwell:: Duo...you bakayaro...WAKE UP!!!
Duo: ::wakes up:: Uggghhhh...
Quatre: ::quits weeping:: I think she should, too. She had a rough week.
Isabelle: THAT'S RIGHT!! STUPID TESTS!!!
Duo: OOOOWWWWWW!! LOUD NOISES!! HANGOVER!!!
Isabelle: Oh sorry.
Noin: ::in Zechs's arms:: Oh Zechs...
Zechs: ::holding Noin: Oh Noin...
Tasuki: ::falls on Noin's lap, unconsious::
Noin: ::blinks::
Zechs: ::gets mad:: FREAK!! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO!?!? STEAL MY GIRLFRIEND!??!
Tasuki: ::stirs:: Uhhh...Miaka? Can I kill you?
Zechs: ::kicks him off of Noin's lap::
Tasuki: ::lands on Bella's lap::
Bella: Soo...let me get this straight Relena. This is herbal tea and-what the?!?! HENTAI!
Tasuki: Soi? What? You and Nakago made out?
Bella: NANI!?!??
Will they ever get to open their presents? Will I ever finish this pointless fanfic?
Don't worry, I will. At least, before Christmas. Wait...I forgot that Tamahome is still on the
roof...oh well... ::evil grin::
~
please let me know if you want more...
Part 4
Mission: Survive Santa
Disclaimer: I dun own Gundam Wing or any other anime characters. I ain't making any money unless
you people inisist on paying me...then I'll be happy to take your money. ^^;
AN: This part is gonna get freaky...I think that I'm going to kill that goldfish...
~
The poka music stopped. Everyone breathed out in relief. Isabelle moved closer to the
fireplace, curiosity taking over. Suddenly, something red and white slid down into her face,
butt first.
Isabelle: AHHHH!!! ::pulls Bella in front of her:: LOOK BELLA! IT'S YOUR SOULMATE!
Bella: What the- oooff* Ugghhh...whoa, Santa's hot!
'Santa' dropped out in the chimney, flew out of the fireplace, and landed on Bella. He
looked down.
'Santa': What the @#$%???? Tamahome!!! You @#$%!!!
Isabelle: Waaiiitt...did you just say Tamahome?
'Santa': You heard me you @#$%!!!!
Bella: You're not Santa!
'Santa': No duh. Oh hell. I'm starting to sound like Chichiri.
Isabelle: ::screams:: OMG!! IT'S THE GUYS FROM FY!! ::runs up, grabs 'Santa' and starts to
strangle him:: WHERE'S HOTOHORI?!?! WHERE THE HELL IS HE!?!?
'Santa': @.@ x.o He...decided...to...stay...at...the...temple...to...wash...his...hair...
Isabelle: ::lets him go:: Oh. So who are you? Tasuki?
-voice up in the chimney-
Voice two: NO DAAAAAA!!!
Isabelle: ::sweatdrops:: I take it that Chichiri is up there.
Tasuki: So where's the sake?
Duo: Hey! The sake is for me!!!
Quatre: ::clings on to Tasuki:: ::wails:: HAVE YOU BOUGHT SOMETHING FOR TEACUP!?!?
Tasuki: @#$%!! Who's Teacup!?!??!
Heero: Maybe we should leave.
Wufei: Are you scared?
Heero: No.
Bella: Can you get off of me?
Tasuki: ::glares at Maxwell:: WHADDA YA MEAN THE SAKE IS FOR YOU!?!?
Duo: THIS SAKE IS FOR ME!!
-Tasuki and Duo duke it out for the beer-
Isabelle: ::tears::
Duo: ::blinks:: ::stops fighting for a sec:: Why are you crying?
Isabelle: You mustin' fight over me like this!!!!!!!
Duo: ::sweatdrops:: Stop flattering yourself.
-they continue fighting-
-door bell rings-
-Relena answers it-
Zechs fans: AHHHHH!! GET HIM!!!
Zechs: Holy shit!!!! ::runs::
Noin: ::takes out a gun:: BACK OFF!! HE'S MINE!!!!! ::starts shooting::
Isabelle: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Trowa: Why are you laughing?
Isabelle: I have no idea.
Quatre: Oh Teacup...my dear Teacup...wait...that line is for Sandrock...
-Zechs runs past Heero and Wufei-
-fangirls run after him-
Heero: ::Zero system mode:: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Wufei: ::grumbles:: ::gives him five dollars::
-they leave to the main room-
Trowa: O.O I'd swear that I just heard Heero laughing.
Quatre: Oh no! I forgot to wash Teacup! The poor goldfish!
Trowa: Wash? Oh never mind. You've lost it.
-Duo and Tasuki stop fighting-
Duo: Let's bond Tasuki!
Tasuki: Right!
Isabelle: Eww...you guys sound sick.
-Duo and Tasuki get drunk-
Both boys: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Tasuki: And there was this one time when Miaka accidently stripped-
Isabelle: That's it! I'm out of here! *shoom*
Bella: ::points to Relena:: We're not done yet!
Relena: No we're not!
Bella: Hey! I thought you hate fighting...
Relena: I do. Let's discuss this issue over some tea.
Bella: ::sweatdrops:: Uhhh...
Noin: Zechs! Where are you???
Zechs: ::runs to her:: I think I lost them.
Remaining fangirls: AHHH!! *drool* THERE HE IS!!!
Noin: ::shoots them::
Zechs: ::hugs her:: Oh Noin...
Noin: Oh Zechs...
-Isabelle runs in between-
Isabelle: SORRY!!!
Zechs: -.-; I'm beginning to hate that author...
The clock struck 11:59 p.m. Duo and Tasuki fainted from the drunkness. Sally was no where to be
found. Relena was showing Bella her different teas. Quatre was crying in Trowa's arms. Trowa was
sweatdropping. Heero and Wufei were debating whether Bush or Gore would win the election.
Isabelle was watching the clock. Then, the clock struck midnight and a chibi-sized monk fell out
of the chimney with a large bag of presents. Everyone stopped, or in Duo and Tasuki's case, woke
up, and stared at Chichiri.
Chichiri: Time to open presents no da!
Isabelle: ::squeaks:: Ack! So KAWAII!! ::HUGE stars in her eyes::
With some difficulty, all the gundam people, Chichiri, Tasuki, Bella, and Isabelle sat
in front of the tree. Sally emerged out of nowhere, smiled mysteriously, and sat down next to
Wufei, who began to get a nosebleed. Heero looked at Sally and Sally looked back. They both
nodded and looked away.
Isabelle: I declare I should open my presents first since I'm the author!
-silence-
Duo: Whatevur... ::passes out::
Isabelle: ::sweatdrops:: ::shakes Maxwell:: Duo...you bakayaro...WAKE UP!!!
Duo: ::wakes up:: Uggghhhh...
Quatre: ::quits weeping:: I think she should, too. She had a rough week.
Isabelle: THAT'S RIGHT!! STUPID TESTS!!!
Duo: OOOOWWWWWW!! LOUD NOISES!! HANGOVER!!!
Isabelle: Oh sorry.
Noin: ::in Zechs's arms:: Oh Zechs...
Zechs: ::holding Noin: Oh Noin...
Tasuki: ::falls on Noin's lap, unconsious::
Noin: ::blinks::
Zechs: ::gets mad:: FREAK!! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO!?!? STEAL MY GIRLFRIEND!??!
Tasuki: ::stirs:: Uhhh...Miaka? Can I kill you?
Zechs: ::kicks him off of Noin's lap::
Tasuki: ::lands on Bella's lap::
Bella: Soo...let me get this straight Relena. This is herbal tea and-what the?!?! HENTAI!
Tasuki: Soi? What? You and Nakago made out?
Bella: NANI!?!??
Will they ever get to open their presents? Will I ever finish this pointless fanfic?
Don't worry, I will. At least, before Christmas. Wait...I forgot that Tamahome is still on the
roof...oh well... ::evil grin::
~
please let me know if you want more...