Merry Christmas Heero
Part 5
Mission: Survive Quatre's ceremony of the presents(Jeez, I make it sound like some funeral...)
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or any other anime featured in this fic. But all you peeps
who think I do own 'em, go right ahead!
AN: It gets stranger! Oh, and I have to give credit to Bena. She gave me the idea on the 'taking
over' part.
~
Isabelle: ::looks at the almost-in-tears-Quatre:: You know, tis' the season to be giving. We
should let Quatre go first.
Quatre: ::strangled wail:: ::clings onto the author:: Oh thank you!
Duo: *sob* Will you please keep down the noise?!?!?!?!?!
Isabelle: ::sweatdrops::
Bella: ::pushes Tasuki off of her:: I am not SOI!
Tasuki: ::slurs in his sleep:: On the first day of Christmas, my priestess gave to me...a beer.
Bella: A beer? There should be more to that right?
Tasuki: On the second day of Christmas, my priestess gave to me...two rabid bunnies...and a beer.
Bella: ::continues for him:: In a tree...
Trowa: Rabid bunnies... ::sweatdrops::
ChiChiri: Let's get on with the presents no da!
Bella: ::grumbles:: Yeah, yeah, let's get on with the presents before Chichiri busts...
Chichiri: ::whacks Bella::
Bella: Oh yeah? ::fireballs::
Chichiri: ::ducks:: ::removes mask:: ::becomes Chichiri-san::
Isabelle: ::drools:: ::drools some more:: ::faints from lack of saliva::
Wufei: ::is hit with the fireball:: INJUSTICE!!
Sally: Uhhh...Wu-sama...your hair is on fire...
Wufei: KKKKIIIIIISSSSSAAAAAMMMMMMAAAA!! ::is off to the bathroom again::
Bella: Come back and fight me like a man...uh...monk Chichiri!
Chichiri: ::turns back into the chibi-monk:: Catch me no da! ::runs::
Noin: This is getting to be very strange...
Zechs: ::sweatdrops::
Isabelle: ::wakes up:: ::sees Bella chasing Chichiri:: Uhhh...
Heero: ::fires his gun::
-silence-
Heero: Stop. Sit.
-Bella and Chichiri sit-
Heero: Hn.
Isabelle: ::gives Heero a strange look:: Yeah...thanks...I think...
Heero: ::puts away the gun::
Tasuki: ::wakes up and runs around:: ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY PRIESTESS GAVE TO ME, FIVE
COLONIES! FOUR BLOODY DAGGERS, THREE DEAD GOLDFISH, TWO RABID BUNNIES, AND A BEER!
Bella: ...in a tree.
Quatre: ::starts crying again::
Isabelle: ::trys to comfort Quatre:: It's okay Quatre-chan...he's only joking...
Duo: ::sigh:: Can we get on with the presents?
Tasuki: ON THE SIXTH DAY OF-
Noin: ::whacks him with a chair:: Shut up you Baka yaro!!!!
-silence-
Zechs: O.o Whoa Noin, I never knew you had it in ya...
Noin: ::sits down, blushing:: ^^;
Isabelle: Okay... ::walks over to the presents:: This is from...Relena.
Relena: ^^;
Quatre: ::rips the gift open:: ::tears:: OH RELENA! I LOVE RASBERRY TEA!!!
Isabelle: ::appears to be in deep thought:: Rasberry tea? Is there such thing?
Relena: ^^ I brewed it myself...
Quatre: Uhhh...I'll drink it later then...
Heero: This is from Duo.
Duo: ::wicked grin:: ::then falls back into a hangover mood again::
Quatre: ::unwraps it...slowly:: Errr...thanks...for the machine gun...I'm sure I'll find some
use of it...
Duo: ACK! The light! The blade! Whoa...that's one fine blade...I should've gave that to myself...
Quatre: ::sweatdrops:: ::puts it aside::
Isabelle: This one is from Noin,Sally, and Zechs.
Quatre: ::tears:: A Digimon poster! A Digimon DVD! The Digimon Cards!!!! I was always a fan of
Digimon!!!!
Isabelle: ::hearts in eyes:: Yamato! MY BABY!! ::worships::
Zechs: Uhhh...you're welcome Quatre...and Isabelle...
Heero: Hn. This is from Trowa.
Quatre: ::rips it open:: AHHHH!!! AN AQUARIUM THAT SHAPPED LIKE A TEAPOT!!! IT'LL BE PERFECT
FOR TEACUP!!!
Trowa: Yeah...I know...I did some last minute shopping.
Heero: This is from me.
Quatre: ::opens it:: A purple vest!!! THANK GOD! I'VE BEEN WANTING TO BUY THIS FOR YEARS...okay
...days...
Heero: Hn. This is from Wufei.
Quatre: Kitchen knives? Oh, here's a note. It says that he thought that I liked to cook so he got
me kitchen knives.
Sally: So Wufei has a heart after all...
Heero: This is from Isabelle.
Quatre: What's this? Goggles?
Isabelle: ::stops worshipping:: See, I noticed that you wore goggles sometimes when you battle.
So I asked Taichi on what goggles would suit you best.
Quatre: ::puts them one:: ::imiates himself:: Let's go now.
Isabelle: Exactly my point.
Heero: Now Bella's gift.
Bella: ::evil grin::
Quatre: ::pulls out a DVD:: Huh?
Bella: I got you DBZ on DVD. Ya like it?
Quatre: ::sob:: I'm such a fan!!!!!!
Heero: And the last one...the FY gang.
Tasuki: ::wakes up:: Uggghhhh...was I just singing?
Everyone else: ::nods::
Tasuki: Great...this is all your fault Tamahome, for getting it suck in my head...
Quatre: ::opens it to reveal:: A wand?
Tasuki: It'll grant you one wish.
Isabelle: ::looks at it nervously:: I don't think that's a very good idea...
Quatre: -_-; What am I gonna do? Awaken the dead?
-suddenly, they hear Wufei scream-
Quatre: Uhhh...
Wufei comes running down the hall with this pale, ghostly thing, that's chasing after
him.
Isabelle: HOLY SHIT! IT'S THE GHOST OF CHIRISTMAS!
Sally: ::squints:: Actually, I think it's Trieze.
Wufei: ::jumps in back of Heero:: Save me.
Heero: ::raises an eyebrow::
Wufei: Well, you are supposed to be stronger than the average human.
Heero: This is a ghost.
Wufei: Point taken.
Trieze: Bah! Humbug!
Isabelle: Fine. It's the ghost of the Christmas Trieze.
Bella: What? Christmas Trees?
Isabelle: ::sweatdrops:: I said Christimas TrieZE.
Bella: Ohhhh...
Trieze: ::looks around:: Hey! No fair! You started the party without me!
Isabelle: But you're dead!
Trieze: Oh.
Zechs: ::jumps up:: TRIEZE! WE HAVEN'T FINISHED OUR WAR!!
Trieze: Yes we did.
Zechs: Really?
Trieze: ::nods::
Zechs: Oh ::sits back down::
Tasuki: Wait...if Quatre brought back Trieze then other people should be here too.
Isabelle: ::one thought:: TRUNKS!!!
Bella: Isn't Trunks alive?
Isabelle: Yeah. But who cares. TRUNKS!! GOKOU!!! VEGETA...uhhh...never mind... ::runs to the
spot where Trieze came from::
Quatre, Duo, Sally, Wufei, Bella, Zechs, and Noin decided to follow her. Trieze decided
to bond with the other guys.
They arrived upon a scene in which Gokou, Mirai no Trunks, Cell, Xelloss, Devimon, and
Valgarv were playing poker.
Bella: Waaiiitttt...these people aren't dead. And half aren't even people. Hell, none of them
are completely human.
Isabelle: The wish must have caused a time drift between realms. BUT WHO CARES!?!!? Other than
Cell and Devimon, THIS IS ONE BISHONEN PARTY!! Maxwell! Zechs! They need you in the picture!
Duo: Uhhh...Zechs, do you know who they are?
Zechs: ::shakes his head::
Gokou: ::places his cards down:: Nothing.
M Trunks: Triple queens.
Cell: Double tens.
Devimon: ::grumbles:: Nothing.
Valgarv: Three Kings!
Xelloss: It's a secret.
Everyone else: ::sweatdrops::
Devimon: Spill Xelloss, or I will have to unleash my black gears on you...
Xelloss: But I'm not a digimon.
Devimon: Ahhh...it seems that you have a point...
Valgarv: Just let us see you cards Xel, or this game will never end.
Xelloss: ::suddenly realizes that there's someone kneeling beside him:: ::looks down to see a
very starry eyed author::
Isabelle: Oh Xelloss-luv. Show them your damn cards.
Xelloss: ::wicked grin::
Isabelle: ::not so cute anymore:: Hentai. ::walks away and glomps Mirai no Trunks::
Duo: -.-; Not fair...I thought I was her favorite...
M Trunks: ::is glomped:: Uhhhh...
Xelloss: ::slaps down his cards:: ROYAL FLUSH!! GIVE IT ALL UP GUYS!! I WIN FOR THE
FIFTY-SEVENTH TIME!!!
Bella: Okay, this part is getting to be very strange...
Duo: ::grumbles:: This is all Quatre's fault...
Meanwhile...
Trieze: Heero, why did you always hate me?
Heero: ::silence::
Relena: ::whispers something in Trieze's ear...er...ghostly ear...::
Trieze: ::looks alarmed:: Really?
Relena: You can call it my birthda-I mean Christmas present.
Trieze: Okay.
Quatre and Trowa: ::blinks:: ::confused::
Trieze: ::takes over Heero's body:: ::shows off his muscles::
Trowa: ::covers his eyes:: I really don't want to see this.
Quatre: ::covers his eyes too:: I agree.
Relena: ::hearts in eyes:: ::drools:: Heero! You sexy hunk!!
Heero: I shall self-destruct ASAP
Will Xelloss ever lose? Will Trieze ever get out of Heero's body? Probably not. Will
Tasuki and Chichiri ever find a way to undo this...er...wish? Will I ever get off of Trunks?
NO WAY!!! Remember, let me know if you want the next part!
Part 5
Mission: Survive Quatre's ceremony of the presents(Jeez, I make it sound like some funeral...)
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or any other anime featured in this fic. But all you peeps
who think I do own 'em, go right ahead!
AN: It gets stranger! Oh, and I have to give credit to Bena. She gave me the idea on the 'taking
over' part.
~
Isabelle: ::looks at the almost-in-tears-Quatre:: You know, tis' the season to be giving. We
should let Quatre go first.
Quatre: ::strangled wail:: ::clings onto the author:: Oh thank you!
Duo: *sob* Will you please keep down the noise?!?!?!?!?!
Isabelle: ::sweatdrops::
Bella: ::pushes Tasuki off of her:: I am not SOI!
Tasuki: ::slurs in his sleep:: On the first day of Christmas, my priestess gave to me...a beer.
Bella: A beer? There should be more to that right?
Tasuki: On the second day of Christmas, my priestess gave to me...two rabid bunnies...and a beer.
Bella: ::continues for him:: In a tree...
Trowa: Rabid bunnies... ::sweatdrops::
ChiChiri: Let's get on with the presents no da!
Bella: ::grumbles:: Yeah, yeah, let's get on with the presents before Chichiri busts...
Chichiri: ::whacks Bella::
Bella: Oh yeah? ::fireballs::
Chichiri: ::ducks:: ::removes mask:: ::becomes Chichiri-san::
Isabelle: ::drools:: ::drools some more:: ::faints from lack of saliva::
Wufei: ::is hit with the fireball:: INJUSTICE!!
Sally: Uhhh...Wu-sama...your hair is on fire...
Wufei: KKKKIIIIIISSSSSAAAAAMMMMMMAAAA!! ::is off to the bathroom again::
Bella: Come back and fight me like a man...uh...monk Chichiri!
Chichiri: ::turns back into the chibi-monk:: Catch me no da! ::runs::
Noin: This is getting to be very strange...
Zechs: ::sweatdrops::
Isabelle: ::wakes up:: ::sees Bella chasing Chichiri:: Uhhh...
Heero: ::fires his gun::
-silence-
Heero: Stop. Sit.
-Bella and Chichiri sit-
Heero: Hn.
Isabelle: ::gives Heero a strange look:: Yeah...thanks...I think...
Heero: ::puts away the gun::
Tasuki: ::wakes up and runs around:: ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY PRIESTESS GAVE TO ME, FIVE
COLONIES! FOUR BLOODY DAGGERS, THREE DEAD GOLDFISH, TWO RABID BUNNIES, AND A BEER!
Bella: ...in a tree.
Quatre: ::starts crying again::
Isabelle: ::trys to comfort Quatre:: It's okay Quatre-chan...he's only joking...
Duo: ::sigh:: Can we get on with the presents?
Tasuki: ON THE SIXTH DAY OF-
Noin: ::whacks him with a chair:: Shut up you Baka yaro!!!!
-silence-
Zechs: O.o Whoa Noin, I never knew you had it in ya...
Noin: ::sits down, blushing:: ^^;
Isabelle: Okay... ::walks over to the presents:: This is from...Relena.
Relena: ^^;
Quatre: ::rips the gift open:: ::tears:: OH RELENA! I LOVE RASBERRY TEA!!!
Isabelle: ::appears to be in deep thought:: Rasberry tea? Is there such thing?
Relena: ^^ I brewed it myself...
Quatre: Uhhh...I'll drink it later then...
Heero: This is from Duo.
Duo: ::wicked grin:: ::then falls back into a hangover mood again::
Quatre: ::unwraps it...slowly:: Errr...thanks...for the machine gun...I'm sure I'll find some
use of it...
Duo: ACK! The light! The blade! Whoa...that's one fine blade...I should've gave that to myself...
Quatre: ::sweatdrops:: ::puts it aside::
Isabelle: This one is from Noin,Sally, and Zechs.
Quatre: ::tears:: A Digimon poster! A Digimon DVD! The Digimon Cards!!!! I was always a fan of
Digimon!!!!
Isabelle: ::hearts in eyes:: Yamato! MY BABY!! ::worships::
Zechs: Uhhh...you're welcome Quatre...and Isabelle...
Heero: Hn. This is from Trowa.
Quatre: ::rips it open:: AHHHH!!! AN AQUARIUM THAT SHAPPED LIKE A TEAPOT!!! IT'LL BE PERFECT
FOR TEACUP!!!
Trowa: Yeah...I know...I did some last minute shopping.
Heero: This is from me.
Quatre: ::opens it:: A purple vest!!! THANK GOD! I'VE BEEN WANTING TO BUY THIS FOR YEARS...okay
...days...
Heero: Hn. This is from Wufei.
Quatre: Kitchen knives? Oh, here's a note. It says that he thought that I liked to cook so he got
me kitchen knives.
Sally: So Wufei has a heart after all...
Heero: This is from Isabelle.
Quatre: What's this? Goggles?
Isabelle: ::stops worshipping:: See, I noticed that you wore goggles sometimes when you battle.
So I asked Taichi on what goggles would suit you best.
Quatre: ::puts them one:: ::imiates himself:: Let's go now.
Isabelle: Exactly my point.
Heero: Now Bella's gift.
Bella: ::evil grin::
Quatre: ::pulls out a DVD:: Huh?
Bella: I got you DBZ on DVD. Ya like it?
Quatre: ::sob:: I'm such a fan!!!!!!
Heero: And the last one...the FY gang.
Tasuki: ::wakes up:: Uggghhhh...was I just singing?
Everyone else: ::nods::
Tasuki: Great...this is all your fault Tamahome, for getting it suck in my head...
Quatre: ::opens it to reveal:: A wand?
Tasuki: It'll grant you one wish.
Isabelle: ::looks at it nervously:: I don't think that's a very good idea...
Quatre: -_-; What am I gonna do? Awaken the dead?
-suddenly, they hear Wufei scream-
Quatre: Uhhh...
Wufei comes running down the hall with this pale, ghostly thing, that's chasing after
him.
Isabelle: HOLY SHIT! IT'S THE GHOST OF CHIRISTMAS!
Sally: ::squints:: Actually, I think it's Trieze.
Wufei: ::jumps in back of Heero:: Save me.
Heero: ::raises an eyebrow::
Wufei: Well, you are supposed to be stronger than the average human.
Heero: This is a ghost.
Wufei: Point taken.
Trieze: Bah! Humbug!
Isabelle: Fine. It's the ghost of the Christmas Trieze.
Bella: What? Christmas Trees?
Isabelle: ::sweatdrops:: I said Christimas TrieZE.
Bella: Ohhhh...
Trieze: ::looks around:: Hey! No fair! You started the party without me!
Isabelle: But you're dead!
Trieze: Oh.
Zechs: ::jumps up:: TRIEZE! WE HAVEN'T FINISHED OUR WAR!!
Trieze: Yes we did.
Zechs: Really?
Trieze: ::nods::
Zechs: Oh ::sits back down::
Tasuki: Wait...if Quatre brought back Trieze then other people should be here too.
Isabelle: ::one thought:: TRUNKS!!!
Bella: Isn't Trunks alive?
Isabelle: Yeah. But who cares. TRUNKS!! GOKOU!!! VEGETA...uhhh...never mind... ::runs to the
spot where Trieze came from::
Quatre, Duo, Sally, Wufei, Bella, Zechs, and Noin decided to follow her. Trieze decided
to bond with the other guys.
They arrived upon a scene in which Gokou, Mirai no Trunks, Cell, Xelloss, Devimon, and
Valgarv were playing poker.
Bella: Waaiiitttt...these people aren't dead. And half aren't even people. Hell, none of them
are completely human.
Isabelle: The wish must have caused a time drift between realms. BUT WHO CARES!?!!? Other than
Cell and Devimon, THIS IS ONE BISHONEN PARTY!! Maxwell! Zechs! They need you in the picture!
Duo: Uhhh...Zechs, do you know who they are?
Zechs: ::shakes his head::
Gokou: ::places his cards down:: Nothing.
M Trunks: Triple queens.
Cell: Double tens.
Devimon: ::grumbles:: Nothing.
Valgarv: Three Kings!
Xelloss: It's a secret.
Everyone else: ::sweatdrops::
Devimon: Spill Xelloss, or I will have to unleash my black gears on you...
Xelloss: But I'm not a digimon.
Devimon: Ahhh...it seems that you have a point...
Valgarv: Just let us see you cards Xel, or this game will never end.
Xelloss: ::suddenly realizes that there's someone kneeling beside him:: ::looks down to see a
very starry eyed author::
Isabelle: Oh Xelloss-luv. Show them your damn cards.
Xelloss: ::wicked grin::
Isabelle: ::not so cute anymore:: Hentai. ::walks away and glomps Mirai no Trunks::
Duo: -.-; Not fair...I thought I was her favorite...
M Trunks: ::is glomped:: Uhhhh...
Xelloss: ::slaps down his cards:: ROYAL FLUSH!! GIVE IT ALL UP GUYS!! I WIN FOR THE
FIFTY-SEVENTH TIME!!!
Bella: Okay, this part is getting to be very strange...
Duo: ::grumbles:: This is all Quatre's fault...
Meanwhile...
Trieze: Heero, why did you always hate me?
Heero: ::silence::
Relena: ::whispers something in Trieze's ear...er...ghostly ear...::
Trieze: ::looks alarmed:: Really?
Relena: You can call it my birthda-I mean Christmas present.
Trieze: Okay.
Quatre and Trowa: ::blinks:: ::confused::
Trieze: ::takes over Heero's body:: ::shows off his muscles::
Trowa: ::covers his eyes:: I really don't want to see this.
Quatre: ::covers his eyes too:: I agree.
Relena: ::hearts in eyes:: ::drools:: Heero! You sexy hunk!!
Heero: I shall self-destruct ASAP
Will Xelloss ever lose? Will Trieze ever get out of Heero's body? Probably not. Will
Tasuki and Chichiri ever find a way to undo this...er...wish? Will I ever get off of Trunks?
NO WAY!!! Remember, let me know if you want the next part!