Merry Christmas Heero
Part 6
Mission: Survive Trowa opening his presents. (well...actually, there may not be much to survive
...but heyyy...who cares?)
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or any other anime in this. ::sigh:: But for a Christmas gift
, you can say I do.
~
Xelloss: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! I win again!
Val: You're cheating!
Xelloss: You can't prove it!
Val: ::grits his teeth::
Isabelle: ::clings onto Trunks:: ::tears:: I saw the episode when you died.
Trunks: Uhh...
Isabelle: ::more tears:: It was sooo sad...
Bella: ::drags Isabelle away from Trunks:: -_-* Come on, we have to get on with the presents...
Duo: ::mutters:: Just who invited them...???
Isabelle: And then Vegeta... ::bursts into sobs::
Bella: -_-()
-they all walk back to the main room-
Bella: ::sees Heero/Trieze:: 'HOLA!!! ::stars in eyes:: *o* (~ that 'o' can either be drool or
an open mouth. Your choice.)
Duo: ::gags:: Oh my poor eyes...
Zechs: Ehhh...I'm afraid I'll never be able to see again...
Noin: WHAT?? YOU'RE HURT!!??! I MUST GET-
Zechs: Noin, I'm okay...
Noin: Oh.
Wufei: And I thought Heero was sane...
Sally: I don't think that's Heero. Maybe Trieze took over his body or something.
Isabelle: ::grumbles:: Trieze, get out of there.
Heero/Trieze: Aww...but the fan girls love me.
-fan girls of Heero out there (ya know, the ones that are reading this)-
Half of them: YYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Half of them: Okay, this is not right...
-back-
Heero: Get out of my body Trieze!
Trieze: Promise me you won't go running for a gun!
Heero: But-
Trieze: Hey!
Heero: But-
Trieze: Hey!
Heero: OH FINE!!
-Trieze drifts out-
-Bella and Relena glomp Heero-
Bella: ::tears:: That was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!
Relena: For once, I agree...
Heero: ::looks at Duo and Isabelle pleadingly (sp)::
Duo: ::snickers::
Isabelle: ::starts laughing her ass off::
Heero: -_-() Damn author...
Quatre: Should we continue opening the presents?
Wufei: ::grumbles:: Lets get it over with...
So they all sat, once more, around the tree. Okay, in front of the tree. Bella and
Relena refused to get off of Heero so they sat next to him, still clinging. Sally sat with her
arms drapped around Wufei, who was having another nosebleed. Jeez, does the blood ever stop?
Anyway, Noin and Zechs were sitting peacefully, with arms around each other. Aww...how sweet.
Trowa was at the Christmas tree and Quatre was handing presents to him.
Quatre: This is from Wufei.
Trowa: ::blinks:: A set of sharp knives?
Wufei: I figured at Catherine is gonna hit your face sooner or later, so why not make it more
painful? Its better to die like a man than to die like an onna!
Trowa: Uhhh...thanks...I think...
-somewhere out there-
Christie: ::weep:: No, Trowa, my...uhh...can you hear me...???
-back-
Isabelle: ::sweatdrops:: Don't ask, just don't ask.
Quatre: This is from me.
Trowa: A silver tea set...Quatre, I don't drink tea.
Quatre: That's too bad, then. You'll have to drink it more often now. Tea is good for the soul.
Relena: ::weep:: You don't know how right you are...
Isabelle: Hey! I heard that from a book somewhere!
Quatre: ::sweatdrops:: Moveing on, from Zechs and Noin...
Trowa: A Slayers TRY poster of Xelloss, Valgarv, and Filia!
Bella: -_-() After a while, you wonder how Noin and Zechs get these things...
-Xel and Val appear-
Val: AHAHAHAHAHA!!! I LOOK BETTER THAN YOU!!!
Xel: NO I LOOK BETTER THAN YOU!
-they duke it out-
Trowa: Actually, I think Filia looks the best.
-silence-
Xel: As we all know, she's MY g/f.
Val: NO, SHE'S MINE!!
Xel: ::turns to the author::
Isabelle: This is NOT good.
Duo: Why?
Isabelle: I'm a Xel/Filia supporter.
Duo: Oh.
Xel: Well?
Isabelle: ::snaps her fingers:: ^^;
-Xel and Val disappear-
Everyone else: ::blinks::
Isabelle: Hey, it's my fic!
Quatre: Ooookkkkaaaayyyyyy then, this is from Duo and Heero.
Everyone else: ::raises an eyebrow::
Isabelle: I SWEAR, I WAS NOWHERE NEAR MY LAVA LAMP!!
Duo: You better not have...
Heero: Hn.
Trowa: Weights? Why would I need weights?
Duo: ::shrugs:: Fans?
-crowd cheers-
-girls scream-
Christie: ::appears:: HE'S MINE!! ::blasts everyone:: ::fades::
Isabelle: Heh...she's gonna kill me for that...
Relena: ::clings on tighter:: I'm scared...
Bella: ::clings on tighter:: I'm scared...of Relena...
Heero: Must...breathe...not...working...
Quatre: ::tries not to sweatdrop:: ::sweatdrops:: Uhhh...anyway, this is from Isabelle and Bella.
Trowa: A tape?
Bella: Special eppies of DBZ is taped on it.
Trowa: What do you mean special?
Isabelle: We can't tell. But, we're going to watch it after opening the presents.
Duo: Oh come on!
Isabelle: No.
Duo: Please, Sugar-
Isabelle: ::murdurous look:: Don't even try charming me to death.
Duo: ::KAWAII puppy look::
Isabelle: Grr...oh fine! We'll watch it after Trowa opens his presents!
Duo: ::whoops:: OH YEAH!
Quatre: This is from Sally and Relena.
Trowa: A special hair gel?
Sally: How do you keep those bangs anyway?
Relena: Yeah, I've always wanted to know that.
Trowa: ::sweatdrops:: It's a secret.
-somewhere out there-
Xel: HEY! THAT'S MY LINE!!
-back-
Trowa: ::sweatdrops even more::
Quatre: And the last, the FY gang.
Duo: Where are Tasuki and Chichiri anyway?
Quatre: ::shrugs:: They left.
Bella: So did Trieze.
Heero: Thank god.
Bella: ::tears:: And I liked what he did!
Heero: No...I'll kill you...
Duo: Anyway, Trowa's done with the presents! Let's get out the movie..er...tape!!!
They all got up and Bella put the tape in the uhh...I forgot what you call the...never
mind...the VCR. Relena's big screen TV and oversized couch made it couch potatoe heaven. Not
really. Anyway, Duo and Isabelle were lying part of the couch, Bella and Relena were still
clinging onto Heero that was sitting on the floor. Sally was still all over Wufei who FINALLY
stopped the bleeding. Zechs and Noin were...uhh...I'm not going to say. They weren't exactly
watching the TV. Trowa and Quatre sat on the other side of the couch, away from Duo and
Isabelle.
Duo: So, when's it gonna start?
Wufei: Sheesh, be patient Maxwell...
-title "A Warrior's Farwell" flashes-
Heero: HOLY SHIT! NOT THESE EPISODES!!!
Bella: ::gets a box of tissues::
-Cell is about to blow up-
-Gokou dies-
Bella: NOOOOO!!!! ::blows her nose:: ::sobs:: Gokou...you were such a good Saiyan... very
good-looking too...
Heero: ::sweatdrops::
-Cell comes back-
-Trunks dies-
Isabelle: HOLY F*UCK!!! TRUNKS! NO, MY BABY!!!! KISAMA CELL!!!!
Duo: ::groans:: Owww...my ears...
Isabelle: ::clings onto ...err...Quatre:: Oh Qu-man, can you believe Trunks died!?!?!?
Quatre: ::tears:: Its so sad!!!
-Isabelle and Quatre cry together-
Bella: ::is still crying over Gokou::
Heero: -_-() Gokou's death has already passed.
Bella: But it'll be with me forever. ::starts reciting Shakespeare::
Heero: This is gonna be a long night...
Will Bella, Quatre, and Isabelle ever stop crying? Or will they run out of tears? Ewww...
that means, if they run out of tears, they'll start crying blood. ::shivers:: Okay, this is
supposed to be a happy fic...a twisted fic...a-oh, you get the idea.
AN: Btw, that was really how I acted when Trunks died. And I really did forget what a VCR is. Oh,
and I sorta...uhh...guessed how my friend Bella acted when Gokou died. But she was really
crying. Me? I knew he was going to heaven so I saved all the crying and the screaming for Mirai
no Trunks. My baby. ^^;
Part 6
Mission: Survive Trowa opening his presents. (well...actually, there may not be much to survive
...but heyyy...who cares?)
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or any other anime in this. ::sigh:: But for a Christmas gift
, you can say I do.
~
Xelloss: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! I win again!
Val: You're cheating!
Xelloss: You can't prove it!
Val: ::grits his teeth::
Isabelle: ::clings onto Trunks:: ::tears:: I saw the episode when you died.
Trunks: Uhh...
Isabelle: ::more tears:: It was sooo sad...
Bella: ::drags Isabelle away from Trunks:: -_-* Come on, we have to get on with the presents...
Duo: ::mutters:: Just who invited them...???
Isabelle: And then Vegeta... ::bursts into sobs::
Bella: -_-()
-they all walk back to the main room-
Bella: ::sees Heero/Trieze:: 'HOLA!!! ::stars in eyes:: *o* (~ that 'o' can either be drool or
an open mouth. Your choice.)
Duo: ::gags:: Oh my poor eyes...
Zechs: Ehhh...I'm afraid I'll never be able to see again...
Noin: WHAT?? YOU'RE HURT!!??! I MUST GET-
Zechs: Noin, I'm okay...
Noin: Oh.
Wufei: And I thought Heero was sane...
Sally: I don't think that's Heero. Maybe Trieze took over his body or something.
Isabelle: ::grumbles:: Trieze, get out of there.
Heero/Trieze: Aww...but the fan girls love me.
-fan girls of Heero out there (ya know, the ones that are reading this)-
Half of them: YYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Half of them: Okay, this is not right...
-back-
Heero: Get out of my body Trieze!
Trieze: Promise me you won't go running for a gun!
Heero: But-
Trieze: Hey!
Heero: But-
Trieze: Hey!
Heero: OH FINE!!
-Trieze drifts out-
-Bella and Relena glomp Heero-
Bella: ::tears:: That was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!
Relena: For once, I agree...
Heero: ::looks at Duo and Isabelle pleadingly (sp)::
Duo: ::snickers::
Isabelle: ::starts laughing her ass off::
Heero: -_-() Damn author...
Quatre: Should we continue opening the presents?
Wufei: ::grumbles:: Lets get it over with...
So they all sat, once more, around the tree. Okay, in front of the tree. Bella and
Relena refused to get off of Heero so they sat next to him, still clinging. Sally sat with her
arms drapped around Wufei, who was having another nosebleed. Jeez, does the blood ever stop?
Anyway, Noin and Zechs were sitting peacefully, with arms around each other. Aww...how sweet.
Trowa was at the Christmas tree and Quatre was handing presents to him.
Quatre: This is from Wufei.
Trowa: ::blinks:: A set of sharp knives?
Wufei: I figured at Catherine is gonna hit your face sooner or later, so why not make it more
painful? Its better to die like a man than to die like an onna!
Trowa: Uhhh...thanks...I think...
-somewhere out there-
Christie: ::weep:: No, Trowa, my...uhh...can you hear me...???
-back-
Isabelle: ::sweatdrops:: Don't ask, just don't ask.
Quatre: This is from me.
Trowa: A silver tea set...Quatre, I don't drink tea.
Quatre: That's too bad, then. You'll have to drink it more often now. Tea is good for the soul.
Relena: ::weep:: You don't know how right you are...
Isabelle: Hey! I heard that from a book somewhere!
Quatre: ::sweatdrops:: Moveing on, from Zechs and Noin...
Trowa: A Slayers TRY poster of Xelloss, Valgarv, and Filia!
Bella: -_-() After a while, you wonder how Noin and Zechs get these things...
-Xel and Val appear-
Val: AHAHAHAHAHA!!! I LOOK BETTER THAN YOU!!!
Xel: NO I LOOK BETTER THAN YOU!
-they duke it out-
Trowa: Actually, I think Filia looks the best.
-silence-
Xel: As we all know, she's MY g/f.
Val: NO, SHE'S MINE!!
Xel: ::turns to the author::
Isabelle: This is NOT good.
Duo: Why?
Isabelle: I'm a Xel/Filia supporter.
Duo: Oh.
Xel: Well?
Isabelle: ::snaps her fingers:: ^^;
-Xel and Val disappear-
Everyone else: ::blinks::
Isabelle: Hey, it's my fic!
Quatre: Ooookkkkaaaayyyyyy then, this is from Duo and Heero.
Everyone else: ::raises an eyebrow::
Isabelle: I SWEAR, I WAS NOWHERE NEAR MY LAVA LAMP!!
Duo: You better not have...
Heero: Hn.
Trowa: Weights? Why would I need weights?
Duo: ::shrugs:: Fans?
-crowd cheers-
-girls scream-
Christie: ::appears:: HE'S MINE!! ::blasts everyone:: ::fades::
Isabelle: Heh...she's gonna kill me for that...
Relena: ::clings on tighter:: I'm scared...
Bella: ::clings on tighter:: I'm scared...of Relena...
Heero: Must...breathe...not...working...
Quatre: ::tries not to sweatdrop:: ::sweatdrops:: Uhhh...anyway, this is from Isabelle and Bella.
Trowa: A tape?
Bella: Special eppies of DBZ is taped on it.
Trowa: What do you mean special?
Isabelle: We can't tell. But, we're going to watch it after opening the presents.
Duo: Oh come on!
Isabelle: No.
Duo: Please, Sugar-
Isabelle: ::murdurous look:: Don't even try charming me to death.
Duo: ::KAWAII puppy look::
Isabelle: Grr...oh fine! We'll watch it after Trowa opens his presents!
Duo: ::whoops:: OH YEAH!
Quatre: This is from Sally and Relena.
Trowa: A special hair gel?
Sally: How do you keep those bangs anyway?
Relena: Yeah, I've always wanted to know that.
Trowa: ::sweatdrops:: It's a secret.
-somewhere out there-
Xel: HEY! THAT'S MY LINE!!
-back-
Trowa: ::sweatdrops even more::
Quatre: And the last, the FY gang.
Duo: Where are Tasuki and Chichiri anyway?
Quatre: ::shrugs:: They left.
Bella: So did Trieze.
Heero: Thank god.
Bella: ::tears:: And I liked what he did!
Heero: No...I'll kill you...
Duo: Anyway, Trowa's done with the presents! Let's get out the movie..er...tape!!!
They all got up and Bella put the tape in the uhh...I forgot what you call the...never
mind...the VCR. Relena's big screen TV and oversized couch made it couch potatoe heaven. Not
really. Anyway, Duo and Isabelle were lying part of the couch, Bella and Relena were still
clinging onto Heero that was sitting on the floor. Sally was still all over Wufei who FINALLY
stopped the bleeding. Zechs and Noin were...uhh...I'm not going to say. They weren't exactly
watching the TV. Trowa and Quatre sat on the other side of the couch, away from Duo and
Isabelle.
Duo: So, when's it gonna start?
Wufei: Sheesh, be patient Maxwell...
-title "A Warrior's Farwell" flashes-
Heero: HOLY SHIT! NOT THESE EPISODES!!!
Bella: ::gets a box of tissues::
-Cell is about to blow up-
-Gokou dies-
Bella: NOOOOO!!!! ::blows her nose:: ::sobs:: Gokou...you were such a good Saiyan... very
good-looking too...
Heero: ::sweatdrops::
-Cell comes back-
-Trunks dies-
Isabelle: HOLY F*UCK!!! TRUNKS! NO, MY BABY!!!! KISAMA CELL!!!!
Duo: ::groans:: Owww...my ears...
Isabelle: ::clings onto ...err...Quatre:: Oh Qu-man, can you believe Trunks died!?!?!?
Quatre: ::tears:: Its so sad!!!
-Isabelle and Quatre cry together-
Bella: ::is still crying over Gokou::
Heero: -_-() Gokou's death has already passed.
Bella: But it'll be with me forever. ::starts reciting Shakespeare::
Heero: This is gonna be a long night...
Will Bella, Quatre, and Isabelle ever stop crying? Or will they run out of tears? Ewww...
that means, if they run out of tears, they'll start crying blood. ::shivers:: Okay, this is
supposed to be a happy fic...a twisted fic...a-oh, you get the idea.
AN: Btw, that was really how I acted when Trunks died. And I really did forget what a VCR is. Oh,
and I sorta...uhh...guessed how my friend Bella acted when Gokou died. But she was really
crying. Me? I knew he was going to heaven so I saved all the crying and the screaming for Mirai
no Trunks. My baby. ^^;