Merry Christmas Heero
Part 7
Mission: Survive Wufei opening his presents
Disclaimer: I dun own Gundam Wing or any other anime that shows up. I DO own myself, however...
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-Vegeta starts saying stuff like "And now he killed my son!"-
Isabelle: ::is in a pray postion:: Vegeta-san, I have a new respect for you...
Bella: ::is still crying over Gokou's death::
Isabelle: ::hiss:: Shut up Bella, you're ruining the moment!
Bella: ::sobs harder::
Heero: ::is soaked:: Uhhh...would you please cry somewhere else?
Bella: ::sobs even harder (if that's possible):: I GET IT!!! YOU JUST DON'T WANT ME AROUND!!!
Heero: Finally, it hits you.
Bella: ::runs away to the bathroom::
Duo: O.O What just happened?
Isabelle: She's having an emotional breakdown. I give her 10 min.
Duo: Oh.
Relena: ::clings harder:: Oh Heero...
Heero: Oh lord...
-Zeus pops outt nowhere-
Heero: O.O Whoa...I didn't mean it, I swear...
Zeus: Humph. ::disappears::
Isabelle: That was strange...
-tape ends-
Quatre: ::wipes his tears::
Trowa: ::shirt is soaked:: Quatre...you just had to cry on me...
Quatre: ::sweatdrops::
Isabelle: ::sigh:: We should get on with the presents. I say Wufei should open his.
Wufei: ::doesn't have anything to say::
Everyone else: ::raises an eyebrow::
Wufei: What? It really has nothing to do with justice...so...
Isabelle: e.e Why don't you go get Noin and Zechs eh?
Sally: e.e Yeah Wu-man...go get them...
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!
-Isabelle and Sally high-five eachother-
Duo: e.e If you don't, then we'll all think that you're weak...
Wufei: ::stomps off to find Zechs and Noin::
Okay, lets say Zechs and Noin are a little busy...
Wufei: Kisama... ::closes his eyes::
Zechs: ::jumps up:: WUFEI!!
Wufei: -_-() I was forced okay? ::tries to turn around:: ::bumps into a wall:: oww...
Noin: ::sweatdrops:: Why are you-oh...point taken...
Wufei: ::walks back to the main room, blindly:: *bump* ow *bump* ow *SLAM* MAXWELL!!!
Duo: OWWWWWWW!!! I came to check on you. You were taking so long!!!!
Wufei: ::opens his eyes::
Duo: Hey, why were your eyes- ::looks back:: I am officially blind now...
Wufei: Bakayaro...lets just get back to the main room...
Finally, they were all gathered around the tree once again. Wufei was suffering from
bruises on his head but oh well.
Duo: This is from me.
Wufei: Onna. Why would I need another gun?
Duo: Ahhh...but this is a special one...I stole it from Mihoshi.
Isabelle: WHAT!!??!?! LET ME SEE THAT GUN!!! ::admires the gun::
Wufei: You stole it?
Duo: ::shrugs:: Actually, I just asked for it and she gave it to me. Then, this teal-haired girl
ran up to her and started yelling at her. ::sweatdrops::
Quatre: This is from Relena.
Wufei: Woman, for the last time, I DON'T DRINK TEA!!
Relena: ^^; Well, now you do.
Duo: This is from Heero and Trowa. They couldn't afford it alone so they combined their money.
Wufei: ::starrs in eyes:: ::picks up the sword::
Isabelle: HOLY CRAP!! IT'S THE SOUL SWORD THAT YOHKO MANO HAS!!
Wufei: It's beautiful...
Isabelle: ::glares at Heero and Trowa:: And what exactly did you get me???
Trowa: ::sweatdrops::
Heero: Hn.
Duo: This is from Zechs and Noin.
Wufei: Nataku (sp) boxers! I LOVE THEM!!!
Sally: Boxers?
Noin: Don't ask...just don't ask...
Quatre: This is from me.
Wufei: A green vest?
Quatre: Hey...it matches your gundam...
Duo: This from Sally...
Wufei: ::nosebleed::
Duo: What? It's only pj's.
Heero: That's what you think. Look closer.
Duo: ::sees the hearts:: Oh.
Wufei: ::slowly edges 'em away::
Sally: ^^; I love my life...
Trowa: This is from the FY gang.
Wufei: A POSTER OF YUI!! I LOVE HER!!
Sally: WHAT!?!??! NANI!??!!?
Isabelle: You? Yui? Oh help me god...
-Suboshi pops up-
Suboshi: You leave Yui-sama alone! She's mine!
Wufei: Oh yeah!??!?! ::whips out his Soul Sword::
Fan girls of Suboshi: ::glomps Suboshi:: ::takes him away::
Suboshi: WE'RE NOT DONE YET!! Ohh...get off of me...go to my brother...
Isabelle: Okay, that was too disturbing...
Sally: *weep* Maybe I should've gotten him trunks...
Isabelle: What?!?! Some one say Trunks!??!?!?!
Sally: No...I didn't mean Mirai no Trunks...
Isabelle: ::looks disappointed:: Oh.
Trowa: This is from Isabelle.
Wufei: A lap top?
Heero: ::falls in love with the lap top::
Wufei: Uhhh... ::puts it away::
Duo: And the last one, Bella.
Noin: Where is Bella anyway?
Wufei: ::opens it:: A box?
Isabelle: Hmmm...
Wufei: ::opens it::
-chocolates rain down-
Isabelle: Nooo...not this again...
Bella: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That was a copy of the box that I used to trigger the
chocolates!!!
Wufei: A very good copy too...
Isabelle: ow* Bella! These are hard candies!
Bella: ::is hit:: Crap. I gave you the Starburst Hard Candy one.
Wufei: Hey...there's another box in this... ::takes it out:: ::opens it::
-coffee pours down on them-
Isabelle: -_-() Bella...
Duo: AHHHH!!! COFFEE!!! CAFFEINE (sp) RUSH!!!!!
Bella: Whoops...I forgot about that one!!!
Duo: ::runs around:: JINGLE BELLS, HEERO SMELLS, BELLA LAYED AN-
Heero: NANI!??! ::runs after Duo::
Bella: I layed an egg? What?
Isabelle: This...is...all...your...fault...
Duo: THEN QUATRE-DUDE, LOST HIS MIND, AND WUFEI RAN AWAY, HEY!!!
Wufei: This is INJUSTICE!!
Quatre: ::tears:: Here we go again...
Duo: DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW, ON TROWA'S HEAVY HAIR...
Trowa: ::sweatdrops:: Some one stop Duo...
Duo: OVER THE GEL WE GO, LAUGHING ALL THE WAY, MWAHAHAHAHA!!
Will Duo ever stop singing? Will I ever finish this fic before Christmas? DAMN IT! IS MY
PIZZA DONE YET?!?!?! (::sweadrops:: I'm writing this while waiting for my pizza to heat up...)
Part 7
Mission: Survive Wufei opening his presents
Disclaimer: I dun own Gundam Wing or any other anime that shows up. I DO own myself, however...
~
-Vegeta starts saying stuff like "And now he killed my son!"-
Isabelle: ::is in a pray postion:: Vegeta-san, I have a new respect for you...
Bella: ::is still crying over Gokou's death::
Isabelle: ::hiss:: Shut up Bella, you're ruining the moment!
Bella: ::sobs harder::
Heero: ::is soaked:: Uhhh...would you please cry somewhere else?
Bella: ::sobs even harder (if that's possible):: I GET IT!!! YOU JUST DON'T WANT ME AROUND!!!
Heero: Finally, it hits you.
Bella: ::runs away to the bathroom::
Duo: O.O What just happened?
Isabelle: She's having an emotional breakdown. I give her 10 min.
Duo: Oh.
Relena: ::clings harder:: Oh Heero...
Heero: Oh lord...
-Zeus pops outt nowhere-
Heero: O.O Whoa...I didn't mean it, I swear...
Zeus: Humph. ::disappears::
Isabelle: That was strange...
-tape ends-
Quatre: ::wipes his tears::
Trowa: ::shirt is soaked:: Quatre...you just had to cry on me...
Quatre: ::sweatdrops::
Isabelle: ::sigh:: We should get on with the presents. I say Wufei should open his.
Wufei: ::doesn't have anything to say::
Everyone else: ::raises an eyebrow::
Wufei: What? It really has nothing to do with justice...so...
Isabelle: e.e Why don't you go get Noin and Zechs eh?
Sally: e.e Yeah Wu-man...go get them...
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!
-Isabelle and Sally high-five eachother-
Duo: e.e If you don't, then we'll all think that you're weak...
Wufei: ::stomps off to find Zechs and Noin::
Okay, lets say Zechs and Noin are a little busy...
Wufei: Kisama... ::closes his eyes::
Zechs: ::jumps up:: WUFEI!!
Wufei: -_-() I was forced okay? ::tries to turn around:: ::bumps into a wall:: oww...
Noin: ::sweatdrops:: Why are you-oh...point taken...
Wufei: ::walks back to the main room, blindly:: *bump* ow *bump* ow *SLAM* MAXWELL!!!
Duo: OWWWWWWW!!! I came to check on you. You were taking so long!!!!
Wufei: ::opens his eyes::
Duo: Hey, why were your eyes- ::looks back:: I am officially blind now...
Wufei: Bakayaro...lets just get back to the main room...
Finally, they were all gathered around the tree once again. Wufei was suffering from
bruises on his head but oh well.
Duo: This is from me.
Wufei: Onna. Why would I need another gun?
Duo: Ahhh...but this is a special one...I stole it from Mihoshi.
Isabelle: WHAT!!??!?! LET ME SEE THAT GUN!!! ::admires the gun::
Wufei: You stole it?
Duo: ::shrugs:: Actually, I just asked for it and she gave it to me. Then, this teal-haired girl
ran up to her and started yelling at her. ::sweatdrops::
Quatre: This is from Relena.
Wufei: Woman, for the last time, I DON'T DRINK TEA!!
Relena: ^^; Well, now you do.
Duo: This is from Heero and Trowa. They couldn't afford it alone so they combined their money.
Wufei: ::starrs in eyes:: ::picks up the sword::
Isabelle: HOLY CRAP!! IT'S THE SOUL SWORD THAT YOHKO MANO HAS!!
Wufei: It's beautiful...
Isabelle: ::glares at Heero and Trowa:: And what exactly did you get me???
Trowa: ::sweatdrops::
Heero: Hn.
Duo: This is from Zechs and Noin.
Wufei: Nataku (sp) boxers! I LOVE THEM!!!
Sally: Boxers?
Noin: Don't ask...just don't ask...
Quatre: This is from me.
Wufei: A green vest?
Quatre: Hey...it matches your gundam...
Duo: This from Sally...
Wufei: ::nosebleed::
Duo: What? It's only pj's.
Heero: That's what you think. Look closer.
Duo: ::sees the hearts:: Oh.
Wufei: ::slowly edges 'em away::
Sally: ^^; I love my life...
Trowa: This is from the FY gang.
Wufei: A POSTER OF YUI!! I LOVE HER!!
Sally: WHAT!?!??! NANI!??!!?
Isabelle: You? Yui? Oh help me god...
-Suboshi pops up-
Suboshi: You leave Yui-sama alone! She's mine!
Wufei: Oh yeah!??!?! ::whips out his Soul Sword::
Fan girls of Suboshi: ::glomps Suboshi:: ::takes him away::
Suboshi: WE'RE NOT DONE YET!! Ohh...get off of me...go to my brother...
Isabelle: Okay, that was too disturbing...
Sally: *weep* Maybe I should've gotten him trunks...
Isabelle: What?!?! Some one say Trunks!??!?!?!
Sally: No...I didn't mean Mirai no Trunks...
Isabelle: ::looks disappointed:: Oh.
Trowa: This is from Isabelle.
Wufei: A lap top?
Heero: ::falls in love with the lap top::
Wufei: Uhhh... ::puts it away::
Duo: And the last one, Bella.
Noin: Where is Bella anyway?
Wufei: ::opens it:: A box?
Isabelle: Hmmm...
Wufei: ::opens it::
-chocolates rain down-
Isabelle: Nooo...not this again...
Bella: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That was a copy of the box that I used to trigger the
chocolates!!!
Wufei: A very good copy too...
Isabelle: ow* Bella! These are hard candies!
Bella: ::is hit:: Crap. I gave you the Starburst Hard Candy one.
Wufei: Hey...there's another box in this... ::takes it out:: ::opens it::
-coffee pours down on them-
Isabelle: -_-() Bella...
Duo: AHHHH!!! COFFEE!!! CAFFEINE (sp) RUSH!!!!!
Bella: Whoops...I forgot about that one!!!
Duo: ::runs around:: JINGLE BELLS, HEERO SMELLS, BELLA LAYED AN-
Heero: NANI!??! ::runs after Duo::
Bella: I layed an egg? What?
Isabelle: This...is...all...your...fault...
Duo: THEN QUATRE-DUDE, LOST HIS MIND, AND WUFEI RAN AWAY, HEY!!!
Wufei: This is INJUSTICE!!
Quatre: ::tears:: Here we go again...
Duo: DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW, ON TROWA'S HEAVY HAIR...
Trowa: ::sweatdrops:: Some one stop Duo...
Duo: OVER THE GEL WE GO, LAUGHING ALL THE WAY, MWAHAHAHAHA!!
Will Duo ever stop singing? Will I ever finish this fic before Christmas? DAMN IT! IS MY
PIZZA DONE YET?!?!?! (::sweadrops:: I'm writing this while waiting for my pizza to heat up...)