Merry Christmas Heero (::sigh:: I'm going to spell Christmas wrong one of these days...)
Part eight
Mission: Survive Duo opening his presents...oh lord. This is gonna be long...
Disclaimer: I dun own Gundam Wing, dracon beams, or any other anime things or people mentioned
in here. I don't own my friend either. I do own myself and Draco. DON'T SUE ME!! *sob* Okay, a
lil' over dramatic here...
AN: Ack! I don't think I'll be able to finish this by Christmas! I'm sorry peeps! At least I'll
finish it before 01!
~
Isabelle: Okay, here's the plan. I'll distract Duo while Zechs and Heero sneak up on him and
grab him. Then, we'll tie him up, or at least tape his mouth.
Duo: OHHHHH...JINGLE BELLS...
Zechs: ::rubs him ears:: Fine with me...
Isabelle: ::runs in front of Duo:: Uhhh...Duo-kun...
Duo: Yesh??
Isabelle: ^^; Would you like to open your presents next?
Duo: ::stops:: Sure.
Isabelle: ZECHS!!! HEERO!!! NOW PLEASE!?!?!!?!?!?!
Zechs: ::grabs Duo's right arm::
Heero: ::grabs Duo's left arm::
Sally: ::handcuffs him::
Everyone else: O.o
Sally: What? I thought that this might work...
Duo: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO THE GOD OF DEATH!??!?!
Quatre: Duo, your singing was hazardous to our health.
Duo: Fine, I'll shut up. At least I get to open my presents next.
-silence-
Duo: What?
Noin: Isabelle, what kind of distraction were you providing for Duo?
Isabelle: Uhhh...the distracting kind?
Duo: ::pouts:: You mean I can't?
Isabelle: ::looks at Duo pouting:: ::hearts in eyes:: KAWAII!!! MAXWELL!! GET OVER THERE NOW!!!
Duo: ::evil grin:: I knew it...NOW UNCUFF ME GODDAMN IT!!!
They sat around the tree once again...
Isabelle: This is from Heero.
-silence-
Isabelle: ::mutters:: I'm going to kill that lava lamp...
Duo: Why?
Isabelle: You don't want to know. And plus, I think it has more worshippers than me.
Duo: Worshippers? You don't have any.
Isabelle: Exactly my point.
Duo: ::unwraps the gift:: A DRACON BEAM!!! 'HOLA! Heero! I love uhh...waaaiiitttt...
Heero: Don't say it. Just don't say it...
Duo: ::fires the gun::
Christmas Tree: ow*
Everyone else: O.O
Sally: Hell. The tree just talked.
-Treize floats out-
Heero: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Treize: What? Is it my hair? Is it-
Heero: BAKA! JUST GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
Trieze: Some welcoming I get...
Relena: ^^ Trieze your back!
Bella: ^^ Trieze! I have a favor-
Heero: ::points gun to Trieze's head:: Stay and die.
Trieze: I'm already dead.
Heero: Oh.
Isabelle: ::sweatdrops:: This is from Noin and Zechs...
Duo: A picture of Solo! *choked sob*
Isabelle: Hey! The guy's not bad looking!
Duo: ::stops sobbing and starts choking::
Isabelle: Un huh...yeah...anyway, this is from Wufei.
Duo: YEAH BABY! THE SWORD OF LIGHT!!! (ya know, Hikari no Ken...or Ken no Hikari...or...ohhhh
I forgot! Anyway, that sword that Gourry carries around!)
Isabelle: ::shrieks:: ::strangles Wufei:: AND WHAT DID YOU GET ME!?!??! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW
BADLY I WANT THAT SWORD!?!?!?
Wufei: @.@ ONNA! GET OFF OF ME WOMAN!!!
Isabelle: ::sits down:: Humph. ::glares at Wufei from the corner of her eye:: This is from
Trowa and Quatre.
Duo: $20 gift certificate at Starbucks!!! ::whoops:: ALRIGHT!!
Bella: Duo was just on a coffee rush, and now you giving a gift certificate to Starbucks? Are
you insane?
Quatre: ^^; Hey, we didn't know that he was going to go on a caffeine rush.
Trowa: Plus, we couldn't find anything else to get him.
Isabelle: This is from Bella.
Duo: A leather jacket...?
Bella: Look on the back.
-'Bow to Shinigami' was ingraved on the back-
Duo: ::tears:: It's so beautiful...
Isabelle: This is from me.
Duo: A BIG SCREEN TV!!! YEAH!!!!
Bella: ::suspisious (sp) look:: Where'd you find money to get that?
Isabelle: ^^ The King's a bit poorer now...
~Beyond~
King Draco: HOLY SHIT!!! WHERE'D MY MONEY GO?!!??!?!?!?! I WANTED A NEW DVD PLAYER!!!!!!
~back~
Bella: ::sweatdrops::
Duo: ::hugs the TV:: My new best friend...
Heero: Hn.
Duo: You're jealous Heero.
Heero: Am not.
Duo: Are too.
Heero: Am not.
Duo: Are too.
Heero: I'll kill you.
Duo: Who me? Or the TV?
Heero: ::sweatdrops:: Never mind.
Isabelle: This if from Sally and Relena.
Duo: A black tea set? But-
Sally: Look on the bottom of each teacup.
-first teacup: You will die today.-
-second teacup: You will die tomorrow.-
-third teacup: You will die now.-
-forth teacup: You suck.-
Duo: Uhhh...thanks...I think...
Relena: Look under the teapot.
-Teapot: Shinigami rulez and there's nothing you can do about it.-
Duo: I LIKE how this tea set thinks! Waaaiiittt...these things can't think...
Trieze: ::tries to pick up the last present to Duo:: ::is not succeeding:: Damn. Stupid hands...
Isabelle: O.o Yeah...whatevur...this if from the FY gang.
Duo: A fan?
Fan: ::bursts into flames::
Duo: WHOA!!! Heero! Catch!
Heero: ::catches:: ::blinks:: CRAP! MAXWELL!!! ::tosses it to Wufei::
Wufei: ONNA!! ::tosses it to Trowa::
Trowa: DAMN!! ::tosses to Isabelle::
Isabelle: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO!??! KILL ME!?!? ::tosses it to Quatre::
Quatre: AHH!! MY HANDS!! ::tosses it to Noin::
Noin: QUATRE!! WATCH IT!! ::tosses it to Sally::
Sally: KISAMA!! ::tosses it to Zechs:: Damn...I've been hanging around Wufei for too long...
Zechs: SHIT!! ::tosses it to Relena::
Relena: ZECHS! I'M YOUR SISTER!!! ::tosses it to Bella::
Bella: ::grumbles:: ::tosses it in the water::
Fan: ::lights up again and tosses itself at Trieze::
Trieze: ::blinks::
Fan: ::goes through him:: x.o
Duo: ::catches it:: OH F*CK!!
Will the fan ever be put out? Will Trieze ever leave? Or will he take over Heero's body
again? Will I ever find the point of naming this fic "Merry Christmas Heero"? I mean...Heero
ain't exactly merry...
Part eight
Mission: Survive Duo opening his presents...oh lord. This is gonna be long...
Disclaimer: I dun own Gundam Wing, dracon beams, or any other anime things or people mentioned
in here. I don't own my friend either. I do own myself and Draco. DON'T SUE ME!! *sob* Okay, a
lil' over dramatic here...
AN: Ack! I don't think I'll be able to finish this by Christmas! I'm sorry peeps! At least I'll
finish it before 01!
~
Isabelle: Okay, here's the plan. I'll distract Duo while Zechs and Heero sneak up on him and
grab him. Then, we'll tie him up, or at least tape his mouth.
Duo: OHHHHH...JINGLE BELLS...
Zechs: ::rubs him ears:: Fine with me...
Isabelle: ::runs in front of Duo:: Uhhh...Duo-kun...
Duo: Yesh??
Isabelle: ^^; Would you like to open your presents next?
Duo: ::stops:: Sure.
Isabelle: ZECHS!!! HEERO!!! NOW PLEASE!?!?!!?!?!?!
Zechs: ::grabs Duo's right arm::
Heero: ::grabs Duo's left arm::
Sally: ::handcuffs him::
Everyone else: O.o
Sally: What? I thought that this might work...
Duo: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO THE GOD OF DEATH!??!?!
Quatre: Duo, your singing was hazardous to our health.
Duo: Fine, I'll shut up. At least I get to open my presents next.
-silence-
Duo: What?
Noin: Isabelle, what kind of distraction were you providing for Duo?
Isabelle: Uhhh...the distracting kind?
Duo: ::pouts:: You mean I can't?
Isabelle: ::looks at Duo pouting:: ::hearts in eyes:: KAWAII!!! MAXWELL!! GET OVER THERE NOW!!!
Duo: ::evil grin:: I knew it...NOW UNCUFF ME GODDAMN IT!!!
They sat around the tree once again...
Isabelle: This is from Heero.
-silence-
Isabelle: ::mutters:: I'm going to kill that lava lamp...
Duo: Why?
Isabelle: You don't want to know. And plus, I think it has more worshippers than me.
Duo: Worshippers? You don't have any.
Isabelle: Exactly my point.
Duo: ::unwraps the gift:: A DRACON BEAM!!! 'HOLA! Heero! I love uhh...waaaiiitttt...
Heero: Don't say it. Just don't say it...
Duo: ::fires the gun::
Christmas Tree: ow*
Everyone else: O.O
Sally: Hell. The tree just talked.
-Treize floats out-
Heero: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Treize: What? Is it my hair? Is it-
Heero: BAKA! JUST GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
Trieze: Some welcoming I get...
Relena: ^^ Trieze your back!
Bella: ^^ Trieze! I have a favor-
Heero: ::points gun to Trieze's head:: Stay and die.
Trieze: I'm already dead.
Heero: Oh.
Isabelle: ::sweatdrops:: This is from Noin and Zechs...
Duo: A picture of Solo! *choked sob*
Isabelle: Hey! The guy's not bad looking!
Duo: ::stops sobbing and starts choking::
Isabelle: Un huh...yeah...anyway, this is from Wufei.
Duo: YEAH BABY! THE SWORD OF LIGHT!!! (ya know, Hikari no Ken...or Ken no Hikari...or...ohhhh
I forgot! Anyway, that sword that Gourry carries around!)
Isabelle: ::shrieks:: ::strangles Wufei:: AND WHAT DID YOU GET ME!?!??! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW
BADLY I WANT THAT SWORD!?!?!?
Wufei: @.@ ONNA! GET OFF OF ME WOMAN!!!
Isabelle: ::sits down:: Humph. ::glares at Wufei from the corner of her eye:: This is from
Trowa and Quatre.
Duo: $20 gift certificate at Starbucks!!! ::whoops:: ALRIGHT!!
Bella: Duo was just on a coffee rush, and now you giving a gift certificate to Starbucks? Are
you insane?
Quatre: ^^; Hey, we didn't know that he was going to go on a caffeine rush.
Trowa: Plus, we couldn't find anything else to get him.
Isabelle: This is from Bella.
Duo: A leather jacket...?
Bella: Look on the back.
-'Bow to Shinigami' was ingraved on the back-
Duo: ::tears:: It's so beautiful...
Isabelle: This is from me.
Duo: A BIG SCREEN TV!!! YEAH!!!!
Bella: ::suspisious (sp) look:: Where'd you find money to get that?
Isabelle: ^^ The King's a bit poorer now...
~Beyond~
King Draco: HOLY SHIT!!! WHERE'D MY MONEY GO?!!??!?!?!?! I WANTED A NEW DVD PLAYER!!!!!!
~back~
Bella: ::sweatdrops::
Duo: ::hugs the TV:: My new best friend...
Heero: Hn.
Duo: You're jealous Heero.
Heero: Am not.
Duo: Are too.
Heero: Am not.
Duo: Are too.
Heero: I'll kill you.
Duo: Who me? Or the TV?
Heero: ::sweatdrops:: Never mind.
Isabelle: This if from Sally and Relena.
Duo: A black tea set? But-
Sally: Look on the bottom of each teacup.
-first teacup: You will die today.-
-second teacup: You will die tomorrow.-
-third teacup: You will die now.-
-forth teacup: You suck.-
Duo: Uhhh...thanks...I think...
Relena: Look under the teapot.
-Teapot: Shinigami rulez and there's nothing you can do about it.-
Duo: I LIKE how this tea set thinks! Waaaiiittt...these things can't think...
Trieze: ::tries to pick up the last present to Duo:: ::is not succeeding:: Damn. Stupid hands...
Isabelle: O.o Yeah...whatevur...this if from the FY gang.
Duo: A fan?
Fan: ::bursts into flames::
Duo: WHOA!!! Heero! Catch!
Heero: ::catches:: ::blinks:: CRAP! MAXWELL!!! ::tosses it to Wufei::
Wufei: ONNA!! ::tosses it to Trowa::
Trowa: DAMN!! ::tosses to Isabelle::
Isabelle: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO!??! KILL ME!?!? ::tosses it to Quatre::
Quatre: AHH!! MY HANDS!! ::tosses it to Noin::
Noin: QUATRE!! WATCH IT!! ::tosses it to Sally::
Sally: KISAMA!! ::tosses it to Zechs:: Damn...I've been hanging around Wufei for too long...
Zechs: SHIT!! ::tosses it to Relena::
Relena: ZECHS! I'M YOUR SISTER!!! ::tosses it to Bella::
Bella: ::grumbles:: ::tosses it in the water::
Fan: ::lights up again and tosses itself at Trieze::
Trieze: ::blinks::
Fan: ::goes through him:: x.o
Duo: ::catches it:: OH F*CK!!
Will the fan ever be put out? Will Trieze ever leave? Or will he take over Heero's body
again? Will I ever find the point of naming this fic "Merry Christmas Heero"? I mean...Heero
ain't exactly merry...