[JR] What an exciting Smackdown this will be?
[King] Yeah, I wonder what Vince has up his sleeve for tonight? What is he going to say?
[JR] After Monday night. I don't know what would be on my mind if I was placed in his shoes. I mean the world finally meets his daughter Katherine. No one, not even myself or you King knew that Vince and Linda had another daughter, and then we learn that not only is she dating a WWF superstar but she is going to have his baby. That is a lot for a father to swallow in one night. Then he flips out on her and tells her that her boyfriend will pay.
[King] Jeff Hardy.... Jeff Hardy is a lucky man to be dating a McMahon. Well, right now no one knows if they are dating. At the end of RAW he tried to talk to her, but she left the arena without him.
No Chance ... that's what ya got Up against a machine too strong, Pretty politicians buying souls from us are PUPPETS Who'll find their place in line But tie a string around your finger now boy, 'cause it's, it's just a matter of time, cause you've got... No Chance... No Chance in Hell. Vinces music played throughout the arena. Shane, Vince, Stephanie and Hunter make there way to the ring.
(The crowd starts chanting asshole.)
[Vince] Now most of you think that I am a big asshole for what happened on Monday night. But most of you would do the exact same thing if you were in my shoes.
(The crowd starts chanting JEFF JEFF JEFF.)
The camera shows a sign that says:
~*~ HEY KATIE MCMAHON.... IF YOU DON'T WANT JEFF THEN I WILL TAKE HIM ~*~ <3 JESS 555-2333
[Vince] No matter how much you call for him he is not coming out because he is not here tonight. What did you all think that I was going to let some kid that doesn't even know what color he wants his hair to be date my daughter? What the hell did you think Mr. Hardy that if you got my daughter, my baby girl, pregnant then I would welcome you into my family and give you and Matt the tag team belts? Well, you thought wrong Jeff, You will NEVER EVER get another shot at the belts. Does that little freak know who I am? Does he know who Katie is? We are McMahon's. No one messes with my family. I wanted my daughter to be here but when I sent Hunter and X-pac to look for her, we found out she is missing. Katherine, I know that you are watching this and I want you to know that this is far from over. On Monday night RAW, Jeff will be in a triple threat match against Rikishi and Albert, and if anyone interferes then they will be FIRED. So Matt or anyone else.... don't even try it.
(Vince hands the mic to Shane.)
[Shane] Katie, I just want you to know if you are watching, be careful and please stay safe.
(Vince got another mic)
[Vince] Shane don't you want to get him for hurting your sister. It's all that Punk asses fault.
"Hey Jeff, you are a punk now." Matt said as he turned his attention back to the TV.
[Shane] I just want my sister back. I want to know that she is safe. I want to know where she is.
[JR] You can tell that Shane is very protective of his sister.
[Vince] Well the only way that we know that she will be safe is when we get her back in our arms safe and sound.
(Stephanie took the mic from her dad)
[Stephanie] Shane, we will find her I promise.
Was my sister actually concerned about me? Wow that would be a first. I thought to myself.
[Stephanie] Now dad lets get back to me and Hunter. What about his title shot?
That remark just blew any thought of me thinking Stephanie actually cared. The only person she cared about was herself.
[Shane] Steph, your sister is missing and all you care about is Hunter's title shot.
[Stephanie] Well Shane she is probably off somewhere with Jeff or Matt since they are not here tonight. Or maybe she is with Lita, no one has seen her this evening. And since Daddy is mad at Katie, I'm his little princess now.
[Vince] Yes you are. My baby girl.
[JR] Stephanie is a Jezebel
[King] yeah but a sexy one at that. WHOOO HOOO!
[Vince] Stephanie we will talk about Hunter's title shot backstage. I just have just one last thing to say about the match. There will be a special guest referee. My son Shane. That will be all for now.
(They all got out of the ring and left.)
They went to a commercial break. "Hey, Guys do you want something to drink? I asked. "Yeah Hon, but I can get it." Jeff replied as he got up from his seat on the couch. "How about we get it together?" I said. "Sounds like a plan to me." Jeff replied with his ever so handsome smile. "No making out in there you two." Matt said as he yelled into the kitchen. I grabbed a bottle of water out of the fridge and went to go back into the living room. "Kate, Stephanie thinks that you are with me right?" He said. "Yeah I guess so." I replied. "Well, how about I do something to make her think you are not here." Jeff said with a devilish grin on his face. "Jeffrey Nero Hardy, what do you have in mind?" I replied. "Kate, Jeff its back on." Matt yelled from the living. "Go in the room and watch the TV you will see." Jeff said as he grabbed the phone.
I went in the room and took a seat by Matt. "Where is Jeffrey?" "Umm he said he had something important to do, I don't know what he is up to but I guess we should just watch the TV and see." I said
[JR] Lets take a look at what just happened during the commercial break. Shane was backstage when he meet up with the missing Lita.
[Shane] Lita?
[Lita] Hey Shane, what's up?
[Shane] Did you happen to see Matt and Jeff today?
[Lita] Yeah I did. Why what's a matter?
[Shane] Was Katherine with them?
[Lita] No why is something wrong?
[Shane] Yeah my dad sent Hunter and X-pac to get here and she was not in her room at school.
[Lita] Oh man she is missing, Was Jeff freaking out when you told him?
[Shane] Ummm, well I haven't called him yet.
[Lita] Shane what are you waiting for? He has the right to know that she is gone. She is his girlfriend. This is all Vince's fault.
[Shane] I know he has the right to know. But this is not my fathers fault.
[Lita] yeah OK Shane. What father would treat there daughter like that? Man with a father like tht who needs enemies. You know what I have a match with Ivory that I have to get ready for and I am not really in the mood to argue about this. If I hear anything about Katie, I will let you know. She will be alright. She is a big girl and she can definately take care of herself.
[Shane] Thanks Lita. See you around.
[Lita] Yeah you too.
[JR] McMahon is on the war path tonight. No one has seen or heard from his daughter. As a father I would be worried......
[King] WAIT, hang on JR. I just got word from someone in the back. OK we are going backstage.
[Michael Cole] We are backstage with Shane McMahon. He is on a call with Jeff Hardy. Lets listen.
[Shane] So you don't know where she is?
[Jeff] NO... I haven't seen her since RAW.
[King] Oh my God. Shane is talking to Jeff. Maybe we will found out where Katie is?
[Jeff] What no one can find her?
[Shane] NO! Jeff I am really worried now. No one has seen or heard from her. The last time that anyone has seen her was Monday. This is all your fault. You're the asshole that caused this.
[Jeff] Listen McMahon...... How the hell is this my fault? You and your father are the ones that told her that she could never see me again? You and your father better find her or I am coming after your asses?
[Shane] I never said that. I won't say that I did think about it but I never said that. Come after my ass. It doesn't matter because after this match on RAW on Monday you will NEVER see my sister again.
[Jeff] You want to bet? There is nothing that you or Vince or anyone can do to stop me from seeing Katie. Even if I do lose this match you just think that I am going to walk away that easily and just let her go. Like your song says there is no chance in hell that I am leaving her. SHANE She is having my baby.. MY BABY. In case you all have forgotten, I want to remind you. AHHHH. You people are so damn stupid. She is gone and no one has heard from her. Are you sure she has not tried to call?
[Shane] No I did not forget the fact that my sister is going to have a baby by you and if I could change it I would but there is not a way I can. And yes Jeff don't you think I would know if my sister called me, what do you think I am that dumb?
[Jeff] I am not even going to answer that one. All I am saying is that someone better find her before Monday or all hell will break lose. I am out to see if I can find her. You have until Monday Shane but I recommend a lot sooner like tonight. BYE
[JR] So that conversation just rules out the entire possibility that Katherine is with Jeff Hardy.
[King] What Vince must be going through?
[JR] Oh yeah poor Vince. After he said all that stuff to his daughter on Monday night no wonder she took off. Yeah he must be real worried. What about poor Jeff Hardy? The person that he loves most is not only stuck in the McMahon family but now she is missing. What that young man must be going through?
[King] Oh poor Jeff. He goes off and get a McMahon pregnant just to sky rocket his career, then she does the smart thing and dumps him because he is a rainbow skittle freak. And now she is missing and he is playing the loving boyfriend just so he can get back in with Vince and get himself and Matt a title shot after McMahon told them NO. That is selfish.
[JR] Your an ass King.
[King] Here comes the true Olympic Hero Kurt Angle
Jeff had just came walking into the living room laughing. "I am the master if I do say so myself." "So I take it you talked to Shane before hand and everything is a go right?" I asked. "Yeah, he loved the idea that I called, said it made it sound more convincing. He said that he was just going to call me after he got done talking to Amy" Jeff said proud of the storyline he had just opened up more possibilities too. "What are you too talking about?" Matt said sounding totally out of the loop. Jeff and I sat down and told him everything.
I guess Smackdown was pretty much boring throughout the rest of the show except for the fact that some girl came out of nowhere and pinned Raven for the Hardcore Belt and then there was the very end.
(announcer) Making her way to the ring the CEO of the World Wrestling Federation Linda McMahon.
What was my Mom doing out there? And why is she crying? I thought
[Linda] I know that I am not usually out here, but I came out here tonight to make a plea, Katherine, if you are out there then please call and let me know that you are OK. You don't need to talk to your father. Please just call me. I am worried sick.
[JR] A mothers plea for a daughter.
"Jeff, get me the phone please, I have to call her." I said as tears started to run down my eyes. I was very close to my Mom and I never meant to hurt her like this. Out of the blue Jeff said "No, you can't call her." "Why not Jeff? I want to call my Mom. Why can't I call my Mom?" I yelled back at him. "Because she knows what's going on.. Shane talked to her this afternoon. They are using this to sound more believable, trust me on this one. It is going to make it sound more believable to Vince. A mother's plea for her daughter In a few minutes she is going to grab her ear. That's the sign to let us know that she knows." Jeff said know the entire plan. Within a few minutes my Mom grabbed her ear and I know that everything was OK.
(Vince's music then blared across the arena.)
[Linda] This is all your fault. You just can't leave well alone can you Vince. Let our children be happy. You did this to Stephanie when she married Hunter and now you are going to do this to Katherine. Jeff is a good person. And I really like him.
(Vince walked down to the ring.)
[Vince] Oh really Linda, you like him. You want our daughter, a McMahon, to be with a rainbow bright troll skittles freak or heaven forbid have him as a son-in-law. She is a McMahon for God sakes. Therefore she can do so much better.
[Linda] If being with him makes her happy then yeah that makes me happy
(The Hardys Music started to play)
[Lita] Mr. and Mrs. McMahon, I am sorry to interrupt but I must say something. Vince just stop being an ass. You have no right to treat your daughter or Jeff like this. He loves her so you should just get off your high horse about being a "McMahon" and get the hell over it. And if you do not like what I have to say then I have to words for you.
(The crowd yelled SUCK IT!)
[Lita] No that is a good one for this occasion but that was not what I was going to say. My two words for you Vince are GROW UP.
[Vince] Well where do you have any right saying that to me?
[Linda]Well Vince. I have to agree with Lita.
[Lita] Yeah I have someone else here that will agree with us too.
(a young lady walked out to the ramp)
"What is she doing there Jeff?" yelled Matt. "Chill out Mattie, she is in on the entire plan, just watch and see big bro." Jeff replied
[JR] Isn't that the girl that just came out of nowhere tonight and beat Raven for the Hardcore belt.
[King] Yeah it is JR. But who is she and why is she up there? She can be standing here by me... Here puppies puppies puppies.
[JR] King you are a pig.
[King] Yes I am and I love it.
[Vince] Who is this young lady? And what does she have to do with all of this?
[Girl] What do you mean what do I have to do with this? You have the nerve to ask me what the hell I have to do with this? I have a lot to do with entire thing you insincere son of a bitch piece of shit.
[Vince] Excuse me young lady?
[Girl] What you didn't hear me? I know I don't have a stuttering problem. First of all I am not a little kid that you can order around. Second of all never and I mean never interrupt me again. You want to know who I am? Well, I will tell you and the world who I am. For one thing I am the WWF Hardcore Champion (she held up the belt as the audience screamed) and for another my name is Kendal Hardy.
(Vince looked at her in total shock)
[Kendal] Surprise Surprise Vinnie Mac.... Just in case you didn't hear me right the first time I said my name is Kendal Hardy, Matt and Jeff's sister but mostly all my friends call me Gage. You know the guy that you keep calling names and the ones that you guaranteed, I'm sorry you guarandamnted that they would never get a tag title shot ever again. I got sick and tired of you bad mouthing Jeffrey and Matthew especially Jeffrey. What you have no intelligence to see how much he loves your daughter and your daughter loves him?
[JR] Wow she is really telling him.
[King] I know this girl is feisty and I like it.
[Kendal] You know what I have half the mind to come down there and beat your ass all over that ring. But since I am new to this place, I figure I have to stand my place first. I mean since your daughter did the smartest thing and got the hell away from you, I thought I might come out and propose something. You said that Jeff has to be in a match at RAW, a triple threat match, and there is probably no way that he is going to win because your son is the ref and all you McMahon's, except Katie, is an idiot. Linda you are an exception too. But anyway, I want to be at ringside with my brother, me and Lita want to be at ringside. We won't get involved I just want to be there with my brother. You got it Vince?
[Vince] Well Miss I know everything, since I am going to be ringside with Albert and Rikishi, Jeff can have you and Lita at his side.
[Linda] I want to be with Jeff as well. Maybe my daughter will call if she knows I am on the right side.
[Vince] Fine we will have it as a family match. You, Lita and Kendal....
[Kendal] The name is Gage.
[Vince] OK then Gage... It will be Linda, Lita and Gage on Jeff's side. Then myself on Rikishi and Albert's side, and Shane as the ref. How does that sound?
[Kendal] Fine by me. Oh yeah and Vince by the way.
[Vince] What now?
[Kendal] I know where Katherine is...
[Vince] WHERE IS SHE?
(Laughing Kendal and Lita left the Arena)
[JR] Oh my God, She left Vince standing in the ring and told him that she knew where his daughter was. What a RAW this will be? For Jerry the King Lawler and Myself, see you Monday, goodnight. when you told him?
