Chapter 8
[JR] Welcome to Raw is War. I'm Jim Ross along the side of Jerry "The King" Lawler. We are live from the sold out First Union Arena in Wilkes Barre Pennsylvania.
[King] This is going to be an exciting RAW. Jeff Hardy will be here shortly tonight and is scheduled in a Triple Threat Match against Rikishi and Albert.
[JR] He is in this match all for the right to be with his girlfriend Katie McMahon.
[King] Yeah and still no one has seen or heard from the youngest McMahon
[JR] Wait, King, look at the Titantron, who is coming in the door?
(Jeff, Matt and Lita walk in. The crowd goes wild.)
[King] Oh my god JR, It is Jeff Hardy and he doesn't look too happy.
(Camera goes backstage)
[Jeff] They better have found her Matt. I haven't seen or heard from her in a week, 7 days Matt. They just better have found her.
[Matt] (grabbing Jeff's shoulders) Calm Down ok. They probably found her, but you really need to focus on this match you have tonight.
[Jeff] For there sake I hope you are right
(Shane walks by trying to avoid the 3 xtreme team)
[Jeff] Hey guys go ahead without me. I have something to take care of and I will catch up with you later. SHANE!
[Shane] What Jeff? What do you want already?
[Jeff] Well there is only one thing that I want to know. Did you find her?
[Shane] NO (he opened the door to his office and Jeff and him stepped inside.)
[Jeff] What did you say?
[Shane] I said no we have not found her yet. And really Jeff I have enough on my mind then to worry about you.
[Jeff] What? I told you that you had until tonight to find her and if you didn't then there would be hell to pay.
[Shane] Hey Hardy. Save that energy for your match because you are really going to need it.
[Jeff] Yo listen here. I don't really care if you are the bosses son don't talk to me like you control me you got it?
(The phone rings)
[Shane] Hello
[JR] I wonder who is on the phone with Shane.
[King] Well we are soon about to find out.
[Shane] OH MY GOD, Its you. Hang on let me put you on speaker phone.
[Katie] Shane, why are you putting me on speaker phone? What is going on there?
[Jeff] KATIE
[Katie] Jeff, is that you? What are you doing in Shane's office?
[King] It's the missing McMahon. It is really her on the phone.
[Jeff] Yeah it is a long story. Where are you and are you ok?
[Katie] Yeah I am fine. Why is everyone so worried? Really I am fine. I needed to get away from everyone so I diecided to come to Boston with some friends from school Shane, are you there?
[Shane] Yeah sis, I'm here.
[Katie] Shane, I need you to do me a really big favor. I need you to stop this match tonight. It can't and won't happen. Please Shane, help me out. I will do anything. I hate to say this but I promise that if you keep Jeff safe and out of this match then I am willing to let him go. I will completely stay away from him.
[Jeff] WHAT?
[Katie] Jeffrey listen to me. I love you far too much to see you get hurt because of something that is my fault. And if this means that never seeing you again is the only way that I will know that you will be safe and that my father will never hurt you then I guess that is the chance that I have to take. Jeff I love you from the bottom of my heart. I want you to always remember that I will only love you Jeff Hardy.
[Jeff] And I love you too Katie
[Katie] Now Shane will you please stop this match?
[Shane] Katie I wish that I could tell you that I could but I can't. I just can't stop this match no matter what.
[Katie] What? Shane that is a lie. I know you can stop it.
[Shane] No really I wish that I could but I can't.
[Katie] You know what Shane, I thought you loved me, I thought you would help me, but you know what. You are just like Stephanie, a true McMahon. All you care about is yourself and no one else. Jeff, please be careful out there tonight, and just remember that I love you.
[Shane] KATIE.... KATIE
[Jeff] She hung up the phone you jackass.
[Shane] Don't call me a jackass you freak.
[Jeff] Oh now thats it. It's go time Baby.
(Jeff tried to jump over the desk but Vince came in the room with two security guards and they pulled Jeff off.)
[Shane] You better save that energy for your match boy.
[Jeff] Well you better stop sucking up daddy's ass.
(Jeff walked out and slammed the door shut.)
[Gage] Hey Jeffy! What are you so mad?
[Jeff] Hey Kend. Just had a big blow up in Shane's office.
[Gage] So I take it that the McMahon's did not find her yet. Jeff honestly I did not know where she was. I just said that so Vince would get mad.
[Jeff] I know you didn't. She just called from Boston. She needed time away to think I guess. But she said that she was willing to leave me just to keep me safe.
[Gage] Really? She would do all of that for you. Man is this chick crazy or what?
[Jeff] I don't know. I just don't know anymore. Come on sis lets go get us some candy.
[Gage] Now that sounds like a plan to me. But can you lend your favorite sister some money for some candy.
[Jeff] Yeah. Usually it is me bugging Matt for money for candy.
[Gage] Yeah well I am taking over that job now.
I didn't actually see much of the show. I had to hide so that my dad could not find me. Finally when I knew that dad was out near the ring, I made my way out. "Hey you." I turned around to see Chris Jericho standing there. "Hey Chris, How are you?" I replied. "Good, Good. Listen I am really sorry about me opening my big mouth to the younger Hardy brother. I just don't want you to hate me." He said. "Look, really Chris, it is ok. You didn't know and I promise you that I do not hate you. I could never hate you. You are like one of the only ones in the Fed that knew I was Vince's daughter and you have always been a great friend to me. But I really have to go, please don't tell anyone that you saw me and I will talk to you later on." I said walking away.
[Announcer] Making there way to the ring being accompanied by Shane McMahon and the owner of the World Wrestling Federation Vincent K. McMahon, Rikishi and Albert.
[Vince] Welcome everyone to RAW and the fall of the relationship between my daughter Katie and Jeff Hardy.
(Vince threw the mic.)
(Jeff's music starts)
[Announcer] Making his way to the ring for this triple threat match being accompanied by Lita, the WWF Hardcore Champion Gage, and the CEO of the WWF Linda McMahon, Jeff Hardy one half of the Tag Team the Hardy Boyz.
(Jeff jumps into the ring and takes a mic)
[Jeff] This one's for you Katie.
[JR] Rikishi and Albert attacked Jeff. Jeff is lying on the mat helpless. Albert went for the pin. 1-2 Jeff kicked out.
[Shane] It was only a 2 count. Come on guys do him in.
[JR] Rikishi tried to hit the Rikishi Splash but Jeff moves, then knocks Rikishi down. Jeff then gets on the top ropes and perfectly executes the Swanton bomb, but as Jeff goes to get up Albert puts a boot to his face. 1-2 Kickout. This makes Albert and Vince mad. Vince gets up on the ring and as Rikishi and Albert hold him, he gives Jeff a few slaps across the face, then slides out before Shane even notices. Albert pulls Jeff over for the Rikishi splash which Rikishi hits. This is the end for Jeff. 1-2.... wait Shane just rolled out of the ring he has something he needs to put in. Shane is grabbing for a chair. Oh for the love of god. Shane why do you have to do this? He is getting back in the ring.
[Shane] Rikishi let me finish him.
[JR] Jeff is completely helpless in there. Shane is raising the chair high above his head. Jeff Hardy sister is over by Mr. McMahon. She just put a handcuff around his arm. Shane is about to hit Jeff with the Cha.... Wait Wait Wait, Shane just hit Rikishi and Albert with the car. For the love of god what is he doing?
[King] What do you think he is doing? Shane had this all set up. He just turned on his father.
[Vince] Call for the bell. Call for the bell I said.
[King] Hang on Shane is asking for a mic.
[Shane] See Vince. I am not like the rest of this family. I do care. We had this all set up. Me, Jeff, Mom, Matt Lita and Gage. You ruined my life and you turned Stephanie into a money hungary power controling Bitch, and I sure as hell was not going to let you ruin Katie's life. Thank god she is like mom and not like you. And now Jeff you can have her.
(Jeff, Lita, Gage, Shane and Linda started to walk up the ramp.)
[Announcer] The winner of this match, as confirmed by Mr. McMahon, as a result of Disqualification, Rikishi and Albert.
[King] That is going to change all plans.
[Vince] The winner are Rikishi and Albert. Do you know what that means Jeff? That means you lost and I won. You will never see my daughter again.
[Shane] (still in the middle of the ramp) Dad you make me sick? I can't believe that you are going to make your daughter stay away from the man she loves, because you have some mental problems. I am just so glad that Katie is not here to see how sick you really are.
[JR] King look on the ramp. Who is that young lady up on the ramp?
[King] She's here!!! Katie McMahon is here. But isn't she supposed to be in Boston?
(Everyone walked up the ramp and Jeff stood right next to Katie with his arm around her.)
[Vince] GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DAUGHTER.
[Katie] So now all of a sudden I am your daughter, DAD. How many years did it take you to finally tell the world that? Wait I should rephrase that and say how many years did it take me to finally tell everyone that? 19. Did you hear me dad? I said 19 years. I used to think why can't I just tell people that Vince is my dad or that Shane and Stephanie are my brother and sister. And do you remember what you told me DAD? You said Katherine it is better for the business if we keep it a secret about you. Better for business. What about me? You know what mom was always there for me, I mean sometimes she was on the road but I had Stephanie and Shane there. And if it wasn't for Shane, I honestly don't know where I would be today. I didn't have a father going up, I had a wonderful older brother that took the responsiblities of a father to me. I did a lot of thinking over the time that I was gone, actually Jeff and I did a lot of thinking together. By the way dad I was not in Boston, I was with Jeff. And everyone standing on this ramp with me knew it too. And I discovered a lot of things about myself. I learned that I am a person just like Stephanie and you know what I think I am a nicer person than Stephanie. And let me tell you something Vincent McMahon, I am not just your daughter anymore... I am not just anyones daughter anymore. I am so much more.
[King] What could she mean by that JR?
[Katie] See I am no longer just Vince and Linda's little girl or Shane and Stephanie little sister. I am soon to be a good mother and I think that right now I am a pretty good wife.
[King] Did she just say WIFE?
[JR] That indeed I think she did.
[Katie] See that is why I really came here dad. I came here to tell you that I am no longer your baby girl. I am no long the McMahon that no one knew about and I am sure as hell no longer a McMahon. See dad these days I am going by a different name.
[Vince] And what name could that be? Katherine McAllister?
[Jeff] No Vince it is a little different then that.
[Katie] The name that I am going by and I wish to be addressed by is Mrs. Katherine Elizabeth Hardy. Thats right dad, I married Jeff.
[King] No, Please don't tell me this is true.
[Vince] You did what?
[Katie] You heard me. I am Jeff Hardy's wife.
[Shane] Here is your ring back Jeff.
[Linda] Oh yeah I have yours too Katie.
(Jeff and Katie both slipped the rings back on there fingers.)
[Vince] Shane??? Linda??? You both knew about this. (They both shook there heads.) Well then if my family can betray me then you all will learn to deal with what is coming to you.
(All the lights went off and in about 3 mins came back on)
[JR] Where is Vince?
[King] Where is Katie? She is gone.
[JR] Look at the Titantron. I think we are about to find out.
[Katie] JEFF HELP ME! PLEASE SHANE, SOMEONE HELP ME!
(They show Katie getting put into a car by Rikishi and Hunter)
[Jeff] Vince, bring her back here now...
[Vince] You did not listen to me. None of you. You did what you had to do, now I have to do what I have to do to keep my daughter safe. And make sure she is away from the likes of all of you.
[Gage] You are the only likes that I would not want my daughter to be around.
[Shane] Dad, bring her back now.
[Jeff] I swear to you Vince, if you hurt her or my baby I will kill you.
[Vince] Jeff, just give it up you will never outsmart Vince McMahon. Now if you ever want to see Katie again you have to wait until Smackdown....
(Vince got in a car and they drove away.
[King] What will happen on Smackdown? See you then.
[JR] Welcome to Raw is War. I'm Jim Ross along the side of Jerry "The King" Lawler. We are live from the sold out First Union Arena in Wilkes Barre Pennsylvania.
[King] This is going to be an exciting RAW. Jeff Hardy will be here shortly tonight and is scheduled in a Triple Threat Match against Rikishi and Albert.
[JR] He is in this match all for the right to be with his girlfriend Katie McMahon.
[King] Yeah and still no one has seen or heard from the youngest McMahon
[JR] Wait, King, look at the Titantron, who is coming in the door?
(Jeff, Matt and Lita walk in. The crowd goes wild.)
[King] Oh my god JR, It is Jeff Hardy and he doesn't look too happy.
(Camera goes backstage)
[Jeff] They better have found her Matt. I haven't seen or heard from her in a week, 7 days Matt. They just better have found her.
[Matt] (grabbing Jeff's shoulders) Calm Down ok. They probably found her, but you really need to focus on this match you have tonight.
[Jeff] For there sake I hope you are right
(Shane walks by trying to avoid the 3 xtreme team)
[Jeff] Hey guys go ahead without me. I have something to take care of and I will catch up with you later. SHANE!
[Shane] What Jeff? What do you want already?
[Jeff] Well there is only one thing that I want to know. Did you find her?
[Shane] NO (he opened the door to his office and Jeff and him stepped inside.)
[Jeff] What did you say?
[Shane] I said no we have not found her yet. And really Jeff I have enough on my mind then to worry about you.
[Jeff] What? I told you that you had until tonight to find her and if you didn't then there would be hell to pay.
[Shane] Hey Hardy. Save that energy for your match because you are really going to need it.
[Jeff] Yo listen here. I don't really care if you are the bosses son don't talk to me like you control me you got it?
(The phone rings)
[Shane] Hello
[JR] I wonder who is on the phone with Shane.
[King] Well we are soon about to find out.
[Shane] OH MY GOD, Its you. Hang on let me put you on speaker phone.
[Katie] Shane, why are you putting me on speaker phone? What is going on there?
[Jeff] KATIE
[Katie] Jeff, is that you? What are you doing in Shane's office?
[King] It's the missing McMahon. It is really her on the phone.
[Jeff] Yeah it is a long story. Where are you and are you ok?
[Katie] Yeah I am fine. Why is everyone so worried? Really I am fine. I needed to get away from everyone so I diecided to come to Boston with some friends from school Shane, are you there?
[Shane] Yeah sis, I'm here.
[Katie] Shane, I need you to do me a really big favor. I need you to stop this match tonight. It can't and won't happen. Please Shane, help me out. I will do anything. I hate to say this but I promise that if you keep Jeff safe and out of this match then I am willing to let him go. I will completely stay away from him.
[Jeff] WHAT?
[Katie] Jeffrey listen to me. I love you far too much to see you get hurt because of something that is my fault. And if this means that never seeing you again is the only way that I will know that you will be safe and that my father will never hurt you then I guess that is the chance that I have to take. Jeff I love you from the bottom of my heart. I want you to always remember that I will only love you Jeff Hardy.
[Jeff] And I love you too Katie
[Katie] Now Shane will you please stop this match?
[Shane] Katie I wish that I could tell you that I could but I can't. I just can't stop this match no matter what.
[Katie] What? Shane that is a lie. I know you can stop it.
[Shane] No really I wish that I could but I can't.
[Katie] You know what Shane, I thought you loved me, I thought you would help me, but you know what. You are just like Stephanie, a true McMahon. All you care about is yourself and no one else. Jeff, please be careful out there tonight, and just remember that I love you.
[Shane] KATIE.... KATIE
[Jeff] She hung up the phone you jackass.
[Shane] Don't call me a jackass you freak.
[Jeff] Oh now thats it. It's go time Baby.
(Jeff tried to jump over the desk but Vince came in the room with two security guards and they pulled Jeff off.)
[Shane] You better save that energy for your match boy.
[Jeff] Well you better stop sucking up daddy's ass.
(Jeff walked out and slammed the door shut.)
[Gage] Hey Jeffy! What are you so mad?
[Jeff] Hey Kend. Just had a big blow up in Shane's office.
[Gage] So I take it that the McMahon's did not find her yet. Jeff honestly I did not know where she was. I just said that so Vince would get mad.
[Jeff] I know you didn't. She just called from Boston. She needed time away to think I guess. But she said that she was willing to leave me just to keep me safe.
[Gage] Really? She would do all of that for you. Man is this chick crazy or what?
[Jeff] I don't know. I just don't know anymore. Come on sis lets go get us some candy.
[Gage] Now that sounds like a plan to me. But can you lend your favorite sister some money for some candy.
[Jeff] Yeah. Usually it is me bugging Matt for money for candy.
[Gage] Yeah well I am taking over that job now.
I didn't actually see much of the show. I had to hide so that my dad could not find me. Finally when I knew that dad was out near the ring, I made my way out. "Hey you." I turned around to see Chris Jericho standing there. "Hey Chris, How are you?" I replied. "Good, Good. Listen I am really sorry about me opening my big mouth to the younger Hardy brother. I just don't want you to hate me." He said. "Look, really Chris, it is ok. You didn't know and I promise you that I do not hate you. I could never hate you. You are like one of the only ones in the Fed that knew I was Vince's daughter and you have always been a great friend to me. But I really have to go, please don't tell anyone that you saw me and I will talk to you later on." I said walking away.
[Announcer] Making there way to the ring being accompanied by Shane McMahon and the owner of the World Wrestling Federation Vincent K. McMahon, Rikishi and Albert.
[Vince] Welcome everyone to RAW and the fall of the relationship between my daughter Katie and Jeff Hardy.
(Vince threw the mic.)
(Jeff's music starts)
[Announcer] Making his way to the ring for this triple threat match being accompanied by Lita, the WWF Hardcore Champion Gage, and the CEO of the WWF Linda McMahon, Jeff Hardy one half of the Tag Team the Hardy Boyz.
(Jeff jumps into the ring and takes a mic)
[Jeff] This one's for you Katie.
[JR] Rikishi and Albert attacked Jeff. Jeff is lying on the mat helpless. Albert went for the pin. 1-2 Jeff kicked out.
[Shane] It was only a 2 count. Come on guys do him in.
[JR] Rikishi tried to hit the Rikishi Splash but Jeff moves, then knocks Rikishi down. Jeff then gets on the top ropes and perfectly executes the Swanton bomb, but as Jeff goes to get up Albert puts a boot to his face. 1-2 Kickout. This makes Albert and Vince mad. Vince gets up on the ring and as Rikishi and Albert hold him, he gives Jeff a few slaps across the face, then slides out before Shane even notices. Albert pulls Jeff over for the Rikishi splash which Rikishi hits. This is the end for Jeff. 1-2.... wait Shane just rolled out of the ring he has something he needs to put in. Shane is grabbing for a chair. Oh for the love of god. Shane why do you have to do this? He is getting back in the ring.
[Shane] Rikishi let me finish him.
[JR] Jeff is completely helpless in there. Shane is raising the chair high above his head. Jeff Hardy sister is over by Mr. McMahon. She just put a handcuff around his arm. Shane is about to hit Jeff with the Cha.... Wait Wait Wait, Shane just hit Rikishi and Albert with the car. For the love of god what is he doing?
[King] What do you think he is doing? Shane had this all set up. He just turned on his father.
[Vince] Call for the bell. Call for the bell I said.
[King] Hang on Shane is asking for a mic.
[Shane] See Vince. I am not like the rest of this family. I do care. We had this all set up. Me, Jeff, Mom, Matt Lita and Gage. You ruined my life and you turned Stephanie into a money hungary power controling Bitch, and I sure as hell was not going to let you ruin Katie's life. Thank god she is like mom and not like you. And now Jeff you can have her.
(Jeff, Lita, Gage, Shane and Linda started to walk up the ramp.)
[Announcer] The winner of this match, as confirmed by Mr. McMahon, as a result of Disqualification, Rikishi and Albert.
[King] That is going to change all plans.
[Vince] The winner are Rikishi and Albert. Do you know what that means Jeff? That means you lost and I won. You will never see my daughter again.
[Shane] (still in the middle of the ramp) Dad you make me sick? I can't believe that you are going to make your daughter stay away from the man she loves, because you have some mental problems. I am just so glad that Katie is not here to see how sick you really are.
[JR] King look on the ramp. Who is that young lady up on the ramp?
[King] She's here!!! Katie McMahon is here. But isn't she supposed to be in Boston?
(Everyone walked up the ramp and Jeff stood right next to Katie with his arm around her.)
[Vince] GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DAUGHTER.
[Katie] So now all of a sudden I am your daughter, DAD. How many years did it take you to finally tell the world that? Wait I should rephrase that and say how many years did it take me to finally tell everyone that? 19. Did you hear me dad? I said 19 years. I used to think why can't I just tell people that Vince is my dad or that Shane and Stephanie are my brother and sister. And do you remember what you told me DAD? You said Katherine it is better for the business if we keep it a secret about you. Better for business. What about me? You know what mom was always there for me, I mean sometimes she was on the road but I had Stephanie and Shane there. And if it wasn't for Shane, I honestly don't know where I would be today. I didn't have a father going up, I had a wonderful older brother that took the responsiblities of a father to me. I did a lot of thinking over the time that I was gone, actually Jeff and I did a lot of thinking together. By the way dad I was not in Boston, I was with Jeff. And everyone standing on this ramp with me knew it too. And I discovered a lot of things about myself. I learned that I am a person just like Stephanie and you know what I think I am a nicer person than Stephanie. And let me tell you something Vincent McMahon, I am not just your daughter anymore... I am not just anyones daughter anymore. I am so much more.
[King] What could she mean by that JR?
[Katie] See I am no longer just Vince and Linda's little girl or Shane and Stephanie little sister. I am soon to be a good mother and I think that right now I am a pretty good wife.
[King] Did she just say WIFE?
[JR] That indeed I think she did.
[Katie] See that is why I really came here dad. I came here to tell you that I am no longer your baby girl. I am no long the McMahon that no one knew about and I am sure as hell no longer a McMahon. See dad these days I am going by a different name.
[Vince] And what name could that be? Katherine McAllister?
[Jeff] No Vince it is a little different then that.
[Katie] The name that I am going by and I wish to be addressed by is Mrs. Katherine Elizabeth Hardy. Thats right dad, I married Jeff.
[King] No, Please don't tell me this is true.
[Vince] You did what?
[Katie] You heard me. I am Jeff Hardy's wife.
[Shane] Here is your ring back Jeff.
[Linda] Oh yeah I have yours too Katie.
(Jeff and Katie both slipped the rings back on there fingers.)
[Vince] Shane??? Linda??? You both knew about this. (They both shook there heads.) Well then if my family can betray me then you all will learn to deal with what is coming to you.
(All the lights went off and in about 3 mins came back on)
[JR] Where is Vince?
[King] Where is Katie? She is gone.
[JR] Look at the Titantron. I think we are about to find out.
[Katie] JEFF HELP ME! PLEASE SHANE, SOMEONE HELP ME!
(They show Katie getting put into a car by Rikishi and Hunter)
[Jeff] Vince, bring her back here now...
[Vince] You did not listen to me. None of you. You did what you had to do, now I have to do what I have to do to keep my daughter safe. And make sure she is away from the likes of all of you.
[Gage] You are the only likes that I would not want my daughter to be around.
[Shane] Dad, bring her back now.
[Jeff] I swear to you Vince, if you hurt her or my baby I will kill you.
[Vince] Jeff, just give it up you will never outsmart Vince McMahon. Now if you ever want to see Katie again you have to wait until Smackdown....
(Vince got in a car and they drove away.
[King] What will happen on Smackdown? See you then.