Joy to the World
A/N: BTW Austin is my younger brother ^.^
Sung to the tune of the christmas song "Joy to the World"
Written by Brittany; Snape & Filch part written by Brittany with additional help from Austin
Joy to the World! Snape was fired!
He cannot be rehired!
We set his feet on fire!
And watched with great admire!
Oh look there goes his nose!
Somebody get a hose!
Oh look, there goes his nose
Someone get a hose!
Joy to the World! Filch is gone!
We flushed him down the john!
We dragged his old body!
To Moaning Myrte's potty!
And round and round he goes!
And round and round he goes!
And round and round he goes!
Hope he holds his nose!
Joy to the World! Mrs. Norris went to hell!
We dropped her in a well!
Now she can't be stalking!
The students as their walking!
Down the crowded halls!
Down the crowded halls!
Down the crowded halls!
She'll no longer stalk!
Joy to the World! Lockhart is insane!
Dear God, he's such a pain!
His teeth were oh-so shiny!
We kicked him in the hiny!
I beat him with a stick!
Lucky his head's so thick!
I beat him with a stick!
Lucky his head's thick!
Joy to the World! Draco won't be back!
Guess what? He is on crack!
They took him to counseling!
To stop his ass from bouncing!
Off the Slytherin walls!
He's like a bouncy ball!
Off the Slytherin walls!
Like a bouncy ball!
Joy to the World! Crabbe and Goyle were expelled!
Their grades, just weren't well!
All they received were F's!
It's like the two are deaf!
What's 2+2?
I dunno, Crabbe, do you?
What's 2+2?
I dunno, Goyle, do you?
Joy to the World! Voldemort is dead!
We shot him in the head!
Now Harry isn't in trouble!
Vold's as powerful as a bubble!
And that sure ain't a lot!
So glad we had him shot!
And that sure ain't a lot!
So glad he was shot!
Big Finale!!!!!!!!! (lol)
Joy to the World! All evil is rid!
Aren't you glad of what we did?
We flushed em down potties
And shot em ain't we naughty?
Some of em we kicked!
Or hit him with a stick!
Oh now we are heros!
And Harry… Potter… rocks!!!
A/N: BTW Austin is my younger brother ^.^
Sung to the tune of the christmas song "Joy to the World"
Written by Brittany; Snape & Filch part written by Brittany with additional help from Austin
Joy to the World! Snape was fired!
He cannot be rehired!
We set his feet on fire!
And watched with great admire!
Oh look there goes his nose!
Somebody get a hose!
Oh look, there goes his nose
Someone get a hose!
Joy to the World! Filch is gone!
We flushed him down the john!
We dragged his old body!
To Moaning Myrte's potty!
And round and round he goes!
And round and round he goes!
And round and round he goes!
Hope he holds his nose!
Joy to the World! Mrs. Norris went to hell!
We dropped her in a well!
Now she can't be stalking!
The students as their walking!
Down the crowded halls!
Down the crowded halls!
Down the crowded halls!
She'll no longer stalk!
Joy to the World! Lockhart is insane!
Dear God, he's such a pain!
His teeth were oh-so shiny!
We kicked him in the hiny!
I beat him with a stick!
Lucky his head's so thick!
I beat him with a stick!
Lucky his head's thick!
Joy to the World! Draco won't be back!
Guess what? He is on crack!
They took him to counseling!
To stop his ass from bouncing!
Off the Slytherin walls!
He's like a bouncy ball!
Off the Slytherin walls!
Like a bouncy ball!
Joy to the World! Crabbe and Goyle were expelled!
Their grades, just weren't well!
All they received were F's!
It's like the two are deaf!
What's 2+2?
I dunno, Crabbe, do you?
What's 2+2?
I dunno, Goyle, do you?
Joy to the World! Voldemort is dead!
We shot him in the head!
Now Harry isn't in trouble!
Vold's as powerful as a bubble!
And that sure ain't a lot!
So glad we had him shot!
And that sure ain't a lot!
So glad he was shot!
Big Finale!!!!!!!!! (lol)
Joy to the World! All evil is rid!
Aren't you glad of what we did?
We flushed em down potties
And shot em ain't we naughty?
Some of em we kicked!
Or hit him with a stick!
Oh now we are heros!
And Harry… Potter… rocks!!!