We can't tell you who we are. Or where we live. It's too risky, and we've got to be careful. Really... What the hell is that? "Pikachu!" Um... Yes, well, we'll just get the story going here. In yet another distant galaxy with yet another strange bunch of people... Jake! Look out behind you! Jake dodged the dracon beam. That was too close. Their aim is getting better. That one would have blown a hole in my head if Rachel hadn't warned me about it. Jake, in tiger morph, had already killed four Hork-Bajir and a few Taxxons. But he was growing weak and had several bloody gashes where a Hork-Bajir had gotten in a hit with its blades. Marco, you've got an opposable thumb, grab a dracon beam! You think i haven't thought of that already? I'm trying to! It's like the dracon beam just vanishes after the owner dies or something. I wonder if we're going to make it out of this fight alive. Maybe this time there are too many of them. Maybe the animorphs have made their last mistake... "Where'd that monkey go? He just disappeared!" They must be talking about Marco. "Over there! There he is! And hes got a dracon beam! Look out!" "That andalite is insane!" "What's he doing?!?" Yup, that's Marco. And by the looks of it, he's just saved our butts. I blew off a bit of the ceiling and it's stopping the rest of the controllers form getting in. At least we'll have more time. Good job, Marco! Now let's bust out of here. Try not to hurt anyone unless you really have to! The animorphs made their way to the yeerk pool's exit. They went through the door and found themselves back in the librarys back room. The two hour time limit's almost up! Demorph! They demorphed in a hurry and left the library calmly as if they hadn't just infiltrated the yeerk pool again, fought and killed many Hork-Bajir and Taxxons again, and just barely made it out in time. Again.
A few hours later, in Cassies barn... "Well, we did a good job. We found another entrance to the yeerk pool, went inside, did a good amount of damage, and got out alive and uninfested." Jake said wearily. "Yeah, now the yeerks are even more determined to find and kill us. And as a bonus, there will be more controllers guarding the yeerk pool next time we try that. And Xena, warrior princess, hit me." "Well, gee, Marco, maybe next time you shouldn't jump between me and a Hork-Bajir." Then another Sario Rip opened up and the animorphs were sucked into it and sent to the exact location of the other heros, who, if you recall, were just about to walk around the trees and confront the villains on the new planet...
Hey, guess what? This beginning actually has something to do with the rest of the story! Yay! Anyways, I wanted to warn you before I continue... There will be many gruesome deaths in the next, say, paragraph or so. Basically I'm gonna kill off a bunch of characters. It's kinda hard to include all these characters in every bit of the story. So, I'll kill some of the unnecessary villains and some of the unnecessary 'good guys' and then I'll continue with the story as usual.
"Wait! There might be a trap on the other side of the trees!" Tenchi said. "Ryogo, I think you and Ayeka should go see if there's a trap over there." He said, pointing at a place he knew a trap had been placed. "And Darian and I will go over there by those trees. If we aren't back in.... An hour, come looking for us. But if we haven't been missing for at least an hour, don't look for us or I'll kill you. Okay?" The other 'good guys' agreed. Just then, a Sario Rip appeared in the air. Four kids, a hawk, and an alien fell out and landed right on top of Sailor Moon, Ryo-Ohgi, Mimi, Sora, that other digidestined girl that I cant remember the name of, Blossom, and Buttercup. (Bubbles is still alive, though.) Ryogo and Ayeka walked over to the trap Tenchi had pointed to, and they fell into a pit full of sharp spikes and demon bunnys. Ryogo fell and was impaled by a spike. It went right through her heart, causing an explosion of blood, which flew in every direction. Her body spasmed once, twice, and stopped moving. Ayeka was less fortunate. She fell into the pit and was scraped by two spikes, but she wasn't killed by them. The blood gushing from her wounds attracted the demon bunnys, who began to feast on her flesh. Her cries for help and screams of pain echoed forth from the pit as the bunnys ripped through her skin with their razor sharp teeth. Soon, all that was left of Ayeka and Ryogo was two skeletons dripping with blood and occasional tiny bits of flesh dangling from a bone or two.
Over on the other side of the trees... "Did you hear a scream?" 'He' asked. "No, I don't believe I did." Thrawn answered. Then another Sario Rip opened up, and Genki, Golem, Suezo, Hare, Mochi, and Tiger fell out and landed on 'Him,' Princess, Sedusa, the green guys, Fuzzy Lumpkins, the ameoba boys, Jessie, and Meowth. The guys from Monster Rancher ran like hell around the trees and found the 'good guys,' who explained the current situation to them.
Now I don't have to remember all the people... I can work with whos left. Speaking of which, who IS left? Let's see... The gundam pilots, Tenchi, Darian, Tai, Matt, Joe, Izzy, TK, Ash, Gary, Brock, James, Genki, Jake, Marco, Rachel, Cassie, Tobias, Ax, the little monster thingies from monster rancher, Bubbles, Dr. Evil, Thrawn, Pellaeon, Mojo Jojo, and Ken... Damn, that's a lot. But, it's better than what I had to work with before... Now, on with the story!
Hahahahaha.... I haven't been working on this story for several days now. And now, once again, I have been inspired. In other words, look out, people, there's more insanity coming up. And we don't serve it with that green stuff on the edge of the plate...
"So, what you're saying is that there are a bunch of old traps around here? And you have a map of where they are, so we can use them to our advantadge? What if they don't work?" Milliardo asked. "Well, we just wont rely on them completely." Dr. Evil said, putting his pinky up against his mouth. "And then we will demand that they give us... One hundred billion.... Wait a minute, why are we fighting them, exactly? I mean, they can't get us a hundred billion dollars. So what exactly are we doing? After we kill them, there wont really be any point in being "bad guys" anymore, and we dont want anything from them." Milliardo approached Dr. Evil. "Well, I have a reason for fighting them... Not just to win, and not for money..." Dr. Evil looked at Milliardo. "Riiiiiiight... And if you dont want money and you dont want to kill them just what do you want?" "That's not really any of your business. Colonel Schwatzernakky Heffelknuckerchsun! Ready my mobile suit..." Colonel Schwatzernakky looked around. "Um, sir, your mobile suit doesnt appear to be here." Damn... It must not have been sucked into that black light that brought us here. "Oh, well. If my mobile suit wasn't brought here, I doubt that the gundams were. Which means that all we have is men... No machines. No mobile suits, no lasers, no guns, no nothing. We'll have to rely on our instincts and raw fighting skills." Dr. Evil did that thing he does with his pinky again and said "And, of course, we'll have Mini Me." Milliardo threw a rock at Dr. Evil. "And he's a human being. As I said, we have nothing but ourselves. No machines or lasers or guns. I didn't say no clones." Grand Admiral Thrawn walked over to Milliardo and put a hand on his shoulder. "Perhaps we do have guns and lasers and even mobile suits. If this world is as I suspect it is, it is made up of parts of many real worlds. Therefore, Mount Tantiss may be nearby. If it is here, and it is nearby, we will beat them easily since we'll have guns and mobile suits and they wont. We will finally be able to beat them!"
Where have Tenchi and Darian gone? Gee... Like it's hard to figure that one out... Anyways, Bubbles ignored Tenchis warning and tried to find them... "Where could they have gone? I know they went into the forest heading this way." Bubbles walked through the forest slowly, trying to find the path they had traveled. "Hey, look! A broken twig! There's a few of them over here! They must have gone this way..." Bubbles followed their trail. She traveled uneventfully through the forest for about 20 minutes, and then heard something in the bushes. "Tenchi? Darian? Is that you guys?" She walked over to the spot the sound seemed to be coming from, and listened carefully. "I guess nobodys there." She continued on her way, following the trail of Tenchi and Darian. Or was it really their path? Maybe it was the path of a sinister, evil, bloodthirsty creature... But, luckily for Bubbles, it isn't. It's Tenchi and Darians trail. She continued walking, quietly pursued by the sinister, evil bloodthirsty creature whos trail she was not following...
Back at the 'good guys' little camp... "TK! What are you doing??" Cassie yelled. (The animorphs are here too, remember?) Matt laughed. "What does it look like he's doing, Cassie?" "It looks like he's kissing Genki. Either that or he thought Genki couldn't breathe and decided to give him mouth to mouth." TK pulled his mouth away from Genkis, blushing slightly. Luckily for him, pretty much all the guys in this fanfic are gay, including Genki. Genki had a look of surprise on his face. He just stood there for a moment, not moving, and then he fainted. Rachel looked at Genki, and then at TK. "What happened? What'd TK do to Genki? What did I miss? Is TK an enemy spy? Did he kill Genki?" Rachel began to morph into a grizzly bear. "No, Rachel, it's okay. I think. TK didn't hurt Genki, he just... kissed him." Rachel demorphed and looked at Cassie confusedly. "What? He kissed him? Why'd he do that?" Cassie shrugged her shoulders. "Maybe he went crazy or something." Matt fell to the ground laughing. "What's so funny?" Cassie said, looking at Matt as if he were insane. "I think..." He kept laughing. "Well, I'm not so sure TK's straight anymore. It appears as if we're all gay now." Cassie looked extremely confused. "What's so funny about that?" Matt kept laughing. "Nothing's funny about it, I'm just laughing because of Tai." Cassie looked behind her, and Tai stopped just before she saw what he was doing. "What were you doing, Tai?" Rachel asked. "N-nothing..." He said, stuttering nervously. "I think you were doing something."
Back in the forest where Bubbles was following Tenchi and Darians trail... Bubbles quickened her pace. She was sure something was after her. Some large, horrible beast was out there, following her, waiting to pounce on her... She broke into a run. She heard the thing behind her begin to run. Whatever it was, it walked on two legs. It wasn't human though. She was sure of that... She ran and ran until she reached a clearing. She heard the creature behind her. It was running fast now. She could hear something pounding. It wasn't her heart, however. It must be that things heart... Bubbles tripped and fell on the cold, tightly packed dirt. The thing behind her didn't stop. It kept coming... And coming... And then, it jumped out of the bushes and attacked her...
I bet you can't guess what's chasing Bubbles. Then again, if you can't, you're pretty stupid. I just told you what's chasing her, I told you in the paragraph right above this. If you can't figure it out, or even if you did, read on...
Back on the 'good guys' side of the trees... Genki became concious and stood up. "Wow... That guy kisses pretty good..." Rachel scratched her head and wondered just what was going on. Maybe it's all a joke or something. I mean, this is insane. There's a bunch of villains on the other side of those trees, two guys just wandered off into the forest holding hands, and over here theres a bunch of guys kissing each other... (Hmmm... Let's see here. We've got three guys here that haven't shown any signs of being gay. Let's see if Marco, Jake and Tobias are like all the other guys in this fanfic, or if they're the only ones who aren't gay...) Jake nervously watched everything that happened. Wow... That kid just kissed that other kid. And those two guys went into the woods. Holding hands. What's going on? Jake walked over to Tai casually and put a hand on his shoulder. Then Jake began to 'acquire' Tai's DNA. He took his hand off of Tai's shoulder and walked into the woods, just a few feet from camp, and morphed into Tai. Then he walked over to the edge of the camp, where nobody could see him, but he could see them. He waited until noone was watching and grabbed Matt. He pulled Matt into the forest with him. "Tai! I thought you were out there in the clearing though..." Jake looked at Matt. Hopefully this will work. If I'm correct about these two, I'm correct about the others too. Well, I guess I'll find out what's going on now... "Matt, how do you feel about me?" Matt looked at Jake with a surprised look on his face. "What do you mean, Tai? You know how I feel about you. I love you." Jake then demorphed. Matt looked startled and confused. "What did you do? Did you digivolve?" Jake laughed. "I morphed into Tai to find out what's going on around here. The real Tai is still in the clearing." They both walked back into the clearing, and heard a scream coming from far away. It was Bubbles...
On the villains side of the trees... "Okay, you know what, they're over there on the other side of the trees, so if we just launch a bomb over there they'll all die and we win. Game over. That's it." "But Dr. Evil, we don't have any bombs. We need to get to Mount Tantiss to get bombs." Dr. Evil looked at Thrawn. "Where can we find this Mount Tantiss place?" Thrawn pointed to the left of the trees seperating them from the 'good guys.' "If my theory is correct, we'll have to go that way, through that planet where the things called pokemon live, and then we'll be at Mount Tantiss." Dr. Evil thought for a moment. "All right, people, let's go. We're going to Mount Tantiss to get bombs and guns and stuff." The villains followed Thrawn towards where he had pointed...
Back in the clearing Bubbles had stumbled into... The creature jumped out from behind the bush. Bubbles screamed and closed her eyes. She heard nothing but silence... Then she opened her eyes and looked up. There it was. Not moving, just sitting there, very still and quiet... Then it began to bang on its drum. It was a large pink rabbit with dark sunglasses on. On it's drum was written one word. One single word that, when spoken, would send fear to the hearts of even the bravest of all people. The word was... "Energizer..." The rabbit banged on it's drum soft at first, then harder... The sound waves emanating from the drum caused Bubbles' ear drums to shatter, and blood began to seep out of her ears. "No! Stop! Please don't hurt me!" She screamed, but the immense rabbit payed no attention to her. It just kept going, and going, and going...
Back on the 'good guys' side of the trees... "Bubbles is in trouble! We've got to help her!" Rachel said. "Wait a minute, let me get my camera." (You know what happens next, dont you?) A Sario Rip appeared over the small clearing, and Diane Sawyer fell out. "All right, let's go Rachel. You, me, Tai and Jake will go in there and rescue Bubbles." They then continued the seemingly never-ending search for Bubbles...
7 feet away on the 'good guys' side of the trees... "I wonder what's taking them so long. I'm starting to get worried about Tai." Matt said.
Meanwhile Rachel was running through the woods with her camera... "I'm sure that I'm doomed now. There's nothing I can do to stop this. Soon we'll all be killed, one by one, until the Wlair Bitch is satisfied." (By the way, the W is silent, so it should be pronounced Lair Bitch) Rachel sat down and began to cry. Then, in the darkness, she heard a voice. "I'm Diane Sawyer." Rachel stood up and said "I'm Rachel." Then she heard another voice. "I'm Tai." Then another voice "I'm Jake." Then another voice. "What the hell are we doing? Let's look for Bubbles, you stupid asses!" So, Rachel walked over to Diane, Jake, and Tai, and they began to search for Bubbles once again. They eventually stumbled upon the clearing. Or at least most of them did. Diane was far behind them. "Tai, wait up for me you pompous bastard, or I will rip your fucking head off." She said in a monotonous voice. "Help me, I fell over. Ah, a strange creature is behind that bush. Oh no, it is going to eat me. Oh, help. Ow. Eek. Tai, you stupid bastard, help me." Tai looked in her general direction and then continued into the clearing. "Oh, no!" Jake said. "Bubbles is being attacked by the energizer bunny!" Jake morphed into a Duracell battery and walked towards the energizer bunny. The rabbit looked at him and stopped banging its drum. It then turned around and ran off into the forest. But they were too late... Bubbles was dead!
Tai turned around and ran back to camp to tell the others what had happened to Bubbles. Meanwhile, the villains continued walking towards Mount Tantiss... "Look over there! It appears to be a bowl filled with snips, snails, and puppy dog tails, and right above it is a glass thingy filled with chemical X." Grand Admiral Thrawn said. Mojo Jojo ran towards him. "Where is it? Let me see! I want to see!" And Mojo ran into Grand Admiral Thrawn. The Grand Admiral fell forward and crashed into the glass thingy, allowing chemical X to leak into the bowl below. Then a large monkey fell out of one of the trees and landed in the bowl. The ingredients combined and thus, the powderpuff butts were born! The three little monkey girls with super powers were quite evil. There was Flutterpup, a flying monkey that looked somewhat like a dog, Stubbles, a monkey with several beards, and Bossom, a monkey that uses its very large breasts to crush its enemies. The monkeys joined the group of villains and they continued walking, drawing ever closer to Mt. Tantiss...
Rachel and Jake continued into the forest, looking for Tenchi and Darian... "Jake, look over there... It looks like a piece of paper. Something's written on it." Jake followed Rachel's gaze and saw the paper. He walked over to the tree branch that had pierced the paper and pulled it off. "Hmmm...." Jake read the paper. "It's a flier. Apparently it's for a bio-excorcist. I wonder what that is... Down here towards the bottom it says to say 'Betelgeuse' three times. I wonder how that's pronounced." Rachel looked at the paper. "It could be pronounced 'Beetlejuice.' Beetlejuice...." Jake, who had been thinking, looked at Rachel. "Did you say something?" He asked. "Beetlejuice." Rachel said. "I said Beetlejuice." Then something caught Rachel's eye. "Look over there. It's a grave. The tombstone says 'Here lies Betelgeuse.' Wait a minute... Beetlejuice! Tit's for a bio-excorcist. I wonder what that is... Down here towards the bottom it says to say 'Betelgeuse' three times. I wonder how that's pronounced." Rachel looked at the paper. "It could be pronounced 'Beetlejuice.' Beetlejuice...." Jake, who had been thinking, looked at Rachel. "Did you say something?" He asked. "No, I didn't. Now shut up, grab a shovel, and dig up that grave over there. You know, the strange looking one that we didn't notice before because it wasn't there and just magically appeared right in front of us." Jake stared at her as if she were insane and began to dig...
Back at the 'good guys' little camp... "GET IT AWAY FROM ME! IT'S GONNA EAT ME!" Matt screamed as he ran from the creature that was hiding behind a bush at the edge of the forest. Ash walked over to the bush and peered into it, trying to see what had scared Matt. A small, fuzzy creature came out of the bush and said "It would be lovely if...." Ash stared at the creature in horror. The thing continued. "I could have...." Ash was frozen with fear at the mere sight of the thing. It began the last of it's sentence. "A...." Ash regained his composition and tried to control his fear. "CUP OF TEA!!!" The ewok yelled. Ash screamed and ran after Matt. The ewok approached the others and tossed a small purple dog at them. "Wher's Murial?" Courage asked. "Courage. I...." The dog stared in horror. "Am going to..." Courage, the cowardly dog, trembled with fear. "EAT A CLOWN!!! And then maybe I'll eat you." The ewok screamed at Courage. Courage screamed and ran after Ash. The others, not wanting to be terrorized by the horrible little beast, ran after Courage, followed closely by an old woman wearing glasses. "Oh, Courage! Wait for me! I don't want to be terrorized by the horrible beast!" She called after the dog. Tai got everyone to stop running once they reached a clearing far from the spot where the ewok had terrorized them, being the horrible beast that it was. "Oh, hello. My name is Murial. My dog Courage and I were being chased by that horrible creature. Can we travel with you? Safety in numbers, you know." Then a small, green creature with long pointy ears walked into the clearing. "Stumbled upon my home, you have. What is it that you seek?" He asked. Gary stepped forward. "You must be the great Jedi master, Yoda!" The small creature laughed. "No, Yoda I am not. I am the great mascot for the beverage Cocaine Cola, Soda. Yes, Yoda I am not, Soda I am. Now. What do you seek? Do not seek the lord Fader, for he shall turn you into a large pig-shaped lollipop if you confront him. Either that or he'll cut off your hand and say 'I am your father.' You know, it depends on what kind of mood he's in."
Rachel and Jake finished digging up the grave, and then the coffin beneath it began to shake... Rachel and Jake climbed out of the grave and began to run. The coffin lid flew off and a man flew out of it and landed in front of them. "Hey, you don't look like Beetlejuice." Jake said. "That's 'cause I'm not." Jake stared at him. "Who are you then? Are you a ghost?" "I'm the ghost from the coast, babe." "What's your name?" Rachel asked. "I can't tell you. Let's skip a bit of pointlessness and get the point. Turn around!" Rachel and Jake turned around and saw something very small. "I can't see that, it's too small." Rachel said. "Me neither." "Well, if it's too small, then it must be........ Well? Come on, think. Small, tiny, microscopic..." "Little!" Jake said. "Now give it a bit of an accent." "Leetle?" Rachel suggested. "That's it! Now, second word." And then a moose appeared in front of them. "Leetlemoose?" Jake questioned. "Yes! That's once!" "Leetlemoose!" Jake said again. "Say it again!" "Leetlemoose!" And then.... "Time to turn on the moose and see what shakes loose." Leetlemoose said, and promptly disappeared.
The villains finally arrived at Mt. Tantiss, opened up the front door, and walked inside... "Hello and greetings, Grand Admiral Thrawn, sir." a large, scary looking creature called Martha Stewart called out of the dark darkness of the base.The villains got really scared and freaked out and ran deep into the base, which had become one giant kitchen! They ran deeper into the mountain-turned-kitchen, and discovered that the evil Martha had turned it into a maze. "You cannot escape from my maze of absolute terror and horror and many other evil things!" Martha cackled. Thrawn spotted a sign that said "Welcome to Martha Stewarts Maze of Absolute Terror and Horror and Many Other Evil Things." "Oh, no!" Thrawn said in a tone of terror. "We are in... Martha Stewarts Maze of Absolute Terror and Horror and Many Other Evil Things!" Mojo Jojos face contorted into a look of horror. "No, not the Maze of Absolute Terror and Horror and Many Other Evil Things!" "Yes, Mojo, I'm afraid it is indeed.... The Maze of Absolute Terror and Horror and Many Other Evil Things!" The group of evil villains screamed in terrified unison. "The Maze of Absolute Terror and Horror and Many Other Evil Things!" Martha Stewart entered the room and said "Yes, The Maze of Absolute Terror and Horror and Many Other Evil Things... Including several species of really fuzzy blood-thirsty monkeys."
Back in the forest in which Jake and Rachel had found Leetlemoose... "Is it just me, or is the author of this so-called fanfiction absolutely insane? I mean, really, Leetlemoose? How stupid is that? And Martha Stewarts Maze of Absolute Terror and Horror and Many Other Evil Things? That's just plain weird. And have you read further ahead in the script? Next we have to... Oh... You're back to us already, huh? Uh... Well, I guess it's time to continue the story, eh?" Jake and Rachel continued into the forest, searching for Darian and Tenchi. They went further into the forest... Further... Further... And then a large creature resembling a wookie fell out of a tree and landed directly in front of them. The creature growled something at them, and Jake, who spoke fluent Wookiese, translated it. "He said his name is Blueparka (Chewbacca, blueparka, its a joke, so laugh.) "And he says he saw Darian and Tenchi. Let's follow him." So Blueparka led Jake and Rachel into a dark, scary looking part of the forest. Then Blueparka ran like hell. Jake and Rachel walked into a clearing, and heard Tenchi moaning again. "They must be playing chess, and Tenchi must be losing." (Are they really playing chess? Or is something more sinister going on? Have Tenchi and Darian been captured by the kids from South Park? Ah, crap, I just gave away part of the story... Well, keep reading.)
Courage and Soda had just met up with the other 'good guys' and were planning an attack on Mt. Tantiss... "Well, I say we throw Soda at Mt. Tantiss." "What good would that do?" Asked Murial. "Hell if I know, but it'd be kinda cool." Ash replied. Then something horrible happened. What was it that happened? It's something really bad. Something absolutely terrible. Okay, go back to Mt. Tantiss while I think of something really bad to do to the 'good guys.'
Back at Mt. Tantiss... All of a sudden, Martha Stewart fell to the ground. "I am Sailor Baboon! I stand for bananas and swearing! Holy fucking shit! Why arent you dead, you damn bitch? You should be lying on the ground with x's for eyes, just like in the cartoons!" Sailor Baboon grabbed a knife in each hand and began spinning around in circles, slashing at Marthas flesh, spattering blood everywhere. "You cannot defeat me, Sailor Baboon! For I am the queen of the (ruta)Begaverse! (It's funny, so laugh.) Then Martha Stewart beat the crap out of Sailor Baboon and blew up, causing her Maze of Terror and Horror and Many Other Evil Things to disappear.
Back in the part of the forest in which the 'good guys' were currently inhabiting... "That horrible evil little creature attacked me!" Gary said, pointing at Mirial. "I did not. I simply... Tried to.... Eradicate you?" "Same thing, old lady type person!" And something that would only be expected in my second chapter happened. (Come on, think, use your brain.) Ash slipped a hand into Garys pants, Tai dragged Matt off into the woods, Izzy and Joe started kissing, Brock and James embraced each other, TK stood off to the side like the loner he is, and Genki worked up the nerve to ask TK out. Meanwhile, Mirial backed away slowly with a confused look on her face and tried to figure out just what the hell was going on. Courage, of course, saw all that was happening, freaked out, and hid behind Mirial. Mirial kept backing away, unaware that Courage was behind her, and tripped over him. Soda began hitting on Mirial. And then...... It all stopped. Everyone froze right where they were, with the exception of Ash, Gary, and... something. "What's going on here?" Ash asked, staring in disbelief at his frozen comrades. "It appears as if something has frozen time, with the exception of us." Then the creature that had caused all this stepped forward. (For those of you who have read some of the Animorphs books, think hard. In a few of those books, There was an all powerful being that froze time, with the exception of the Animorphs. Do you remember? He's called the Ellimist. That has absolutely nothing to do with the story, I just thought you might like to know that. "It appears as if something has frozen time, with the exception of us." Then a small cricket appeared and said "Hi, my name is Jimmeny Cricket." Ash stomped on the cricket and said "I hate Disney movies." Milliardo flew down and landed right in front of Ash in his mobile suit. "You can't talk that way about Disney movies!" He said, and then Ash got really pissed off, threw a pokeball at the ground, and watched as his radioactive gerbil appeared. "Attack, radioactive rat thingy!" He yelled, and the gerbil shrieked while vomiting its radioactive acid-like vomit on Milliardo's mobile suit. Then Milliardo grabbed a laser sword thingy and cut off the damned rats head. "Tax collector, I choose you!" The tax collector began throwing bills at Milliardo. "Argh, no, stop it! I told you to stop!" Milliardo recovered from the attack and shot the tax collector. Then Milliardo decided to show mercy. "Okay, I wont kill you, Ash... Uh.... Ketchup." Ash stared at him angrily and said "It's Ketchum." "Right. Okay, Ash Kazaam, you can go about your business." Milliardo flew back to Mt. Tantiss in his mobile suit.
Way out in the middle of the forest where Jake and Rachel were searching for Darian and Tenchi... Jake got a brief glimpse of a small fat kid tying up Tenchi and dragging him off into the forest. "Oh, no! I just saw Cartman capturing Tenchi! Who knows what him and the other South Park kids will do to Tenchi and Darian?" Then the clouds above them parted and a thundering, glorious voice bellowed down to them. "I know what they'll do to them. They will..." And then the author sent a remote controlled airplane to crash into gods head so he wouldnt reveal any more of the story than has already been revealed. "Ow! There seems to be an... Ow! An airplane flying aro... OW! Around my head, so I think I'll... OW!!! Go now." And the clouds flew back together. Jake looked up into the clouds and said "I think that one looks like an elephant!" Rachel slapped Jake. "Why don't you ever pay attention to anything that might be slightly important? God spoke to us, and all you noticed was a cloud shaped like an elephant!" Jake then got really pissed off. He searched the ground and saw a bit of sunlight reflecting off a piece of metal. He grabbed the metal thing, and saw that it was a knife. He lunged for Rachel, trying to slit her throat, and missed. But Rachel had jumped back to avoid the blade, and fallen into a pit of rabid wombats and sharp, rusty pieces of metal. Rachel fella nd was cut by many of the sharp pieces of metal, which caused her to bleed, which attracted the rabid wombats to her. The wombats then began to feast upon her flesh. Jake turned away and ran after the kids from South Park, hoping to rescue Tenchi and Darian. He wanted to rescue them more than he'd ever wanted to rescue anyone else before, for some odd reason. I wonder why I want to rescue them so much...
Just behind Mt. Tantiss, where the 'good guys' had unwittingly found their way to... "Hey, look, it's a big mountain thingy." Ash pointed out. Izzy followed Ash's pointing finger and saw the mountain. He was about to turn away when something about the mountain caught his attention. He took a closer look and then realization dawned. "That's Mt. Tantiss!!! There's the trail we followed when we got there, remember?" The other digidestined looked closely at it and found Izzys statement to be true. So the group began walking towards the base of the mountain, where the villains were busy cooking up a sinister plot... (Think about that last sentence for a minute and then read on.)
Inside the mountain base... "Preheat the oven to 1,275,112 and when the temperature is right, throw in the... Erm... Meat." Martha said, and set the temperature on her giant oven of doom. She waited until it was just the right temperature and then tossed in a few extra ingredients, like bat wings, newt eyes, Bill Gates, the script to the next chapter, and various other things. (I don't need a script. Come on, did you think I actually sit down and think about what goes into my stories? Hell no! I just sit down and start typing whatever comes into my mind.) However she had added one thing she hadn't intended on adding... The script to the 7th chapter! So the entire mixture blew up, destroying Martha and her oven of doom. The smoke cleared, and a humanoid stood ominously in the shadows of the cauldron. "Who are you?" Thrawn asked. "Well, I'm certainly not the Grinch, if that's what you're thinking."
Back at wherever Jake was chasing Cartman at.... I'm faster than them, I can catch up to them. They're very close... Then Jake heard someone trip and fall. Jake ran over to the origin of the sound and saw Kenny lying there on the ground, defenseless. Jake morphed into a tiger and ripped Kenny into many tiny little pieces. He demorphed just as the other kids from South Park came out of the dense cluster of woods just ahead. "Oh my god, he killed Kenny!" "That bastard!" And then Cartman ran... er... waddled towards Jake, attempting to ram him. Jake morphed into a powerpuff girl and killed Cartman. "He killed Cartman! And I forgot my line!" Then Jake demorphed and morphed into a wolf and killed the remaining kids. He then untied Tenchi and Darian. "Thanks for saving us from those savage kids, Jake." Tenchi said. Jake looked at Tenchi and immediately his heart began to pound, and he found it hard to speak. Jake attempted to say something, but only succeeded in mumbling something completely unintelligable and then proceeded to blush. He felt weak in the knees, as if his legs were made of rubber. He thought that he might collapse at any moment. What is this feeling? What's happening to me? Is Tenchi causing this emotion?
Jake, Tenchi and Darian joined the other 'good guys' and the group cautiously entered Mount Tantiss... "Hey, do you think those evil bad guy peoples are in here, cooking up some trouble?" TK asked Genki. Genki was staring at TK with a smile on his face. "Sure, whatever you say TK..." It was clear that Genki was paying too much attention to whatever he was thinking about TK at the moment to listen to what he was saying. TK ran forwards a bit to catch up with his brother and asked "Matt, do you think that Thrawn and the others are in here?" Matt, however, was staring at Joe the same way Genki had been staring at TK, and wasn't paying any attention to him either. TK didn't bother withasking Joe, since he was looking at Matt with the same damned look on his face. Why does everyone around here have to be gay? Nobody is paying attention to me cause they're all looking at each other funny and smiling. Then the author saw that for some reason, TK didn't seem to be gay. So, being the author, and having the power to do whatever the hell he wants to do in his story, the author altered TK's mind, making him straight as a U-turn arrow (AKA Gay). What's this? Suddenly I feel very attracted to Genki...
In the very center of Mount Tantiss........ "The Grinch?" Thrawn questioned. Ken explained to Thrawn and Milliardo who the Grinch was. "Oh... So this guys going to steal Christmas... Right... That makes sense." Milliardo said. Then the Grinch climbed out of the cauldron and began singing. Thrawn pulled out a small device and flipped a switch. A red light turned on, and he pressed one of the four buttons on the remote. An Imperial interrogation droid flew into the room and took hold of the Grinch. Thrawn pressed another button, and the droid carried the Grinch off somewhere into the mountain. Thrawn pressed another button, and the screams of the Grinch, who was being tortured, echoed throughtout the base. Thrawn pressed the fourth and last button, and a Sario Rip appeared above the villains. The rip began moving. It left the room and headed towards the front entrance of the base. "I wonder where that's going..." Thrawn said, and then turned his attention towards the other villains. "Damn... Now there's only three of us." Then a large viewscreen opened by Dr. Evil opened up on the wall. "Four of us, Grand Admiral Thrawn. There are four of us left. And a large amount of technology left here by the late emporer Palpatine."
I'm gonna try something a bit different now... Don't worry, it shouldn't have that bad of an effect on my fanfic.
The Sario Rip entered the room which the 'good guys' currently inhabited, and then stopped... (Get ready, boys and girls, ladies and gentleman, and all you other people out there who can only be classified as freaks, cause this is where I give the story that interesting little... something else, you know, that certain something that makes the story so memorable. I'm going to take this completely fictional littlefanfic and and in yet another character. Only this time, the character is someone real. Keep in mind, I'm only doing this for the good of the readers (or perhaps just so somebody will offer a few million dollars for this wonderful and wacky story... Uh... I'll keep dreaming, and keep writing, for now.) The Sario Rip opened up above their heads and another character fell out. "Damn it, what the fuck is going on here? One minute I'm sitting at my computer, typing up a nice little bit of insanity, and then..... Oh... This isn't good. Somehow I've been put in my own fanfic!!!" (Scary, huh?) Izzy approached the author of the fanfic and studied him curiously. "So... We are all just characters in a story. And you're the author?" He asked. The author stared at him and scratched his head in confusion. "It seems that way. And that's a pretty good thing for you. 'Cause if this is my story, I know what's going to happen next. So I can prevent the deaths of some of you people. But then things might not turn out the way I need them to... Oh well. I have to get out of this alive, so I'm going to help as much as I can." Heero snuck up behind the author and was ready to knock him out when... "Heero, don't even try it. In case you've missed something, I'm the author of this thing. Which means I'm co-existing in different dimensions, or something like that. I'm writing this, yet I'm also here. So I still know everything that's going to happen, even if it wasn't what I was originally intending on writing." And then the author thought hard. Then he got an idea..... (Wait a minute... That sounds suspicious... I've never got any ideas before, so how is it that I got an idea now? Ey must be the smartist persun in the hole werld!)
The villains entered one of the mountains storerooms and examined the contents... "Bingo! This is it! Exactly what we hoped to find!" Thrawn said triumphantly. Then a viewscreen appeared. "Grand Admiral Thrawn, I've just found out something quite disturbing. We exist in a story. Existance itself as we know it is only a mere story. And the author of this story has been placed into the story himself. He knows everything that will happen before it happens and can easily bring about our defeat. You are going to need to attack swiftly, from all sides, with as many people as possible. Which, I assume, will be no problem since you have the cloning cylinders." The viewscreen then vanished, and Thrawn, Ken, and Milliardo began devising a plan so devious it could even destroy the author.....
The author explained his idea to everyone, and then he tapped his heels together and said "There's no place like home"... And it had an odd effect. It opened up a portal between the real world and the fanfic. The author was so happy he grabbed a large hippopotamus and threw it off a cliff. Then he walked through the portal. "Well, he's gone now... Now we're back to not having a chance against those villainous bad guys." Duo said, cursing the author under his breath for leaving them like that. "Wait a minute... Why hasn't the portal closed yet?" And then the author stepped back through the portal, dragging someone behind him. "I wouldn't just leave you guys here when you're in such terrible danger. But I just couldn't have an odd number of people in our little group of good guy type peoples. Okay, that was a lame excuse. The truth is I just wanted my lawyer to be here. Besides, I have a feeling that he may just be ever so slightly useful as well." And then whatever the hell the author was talking about busted through the wall, followed by Thrawn, Ken, Milliardo (In his mobile suit), and a very large amount of clones... Clones cloned from the DNA of... of... (Okay, now go somewhere else while I think of someone really scary.)
In the mind of the author... (I didn't say you could go into my mind.) Er, In the mind of... Uh.... Thrawn... "Hmmm.... I wonder if we'll survive this. We should, since we have a very large army of clones, but then again, they have the author... Well, if we do surv.....ive..... Wow. Who's that? Um... Yes, that's what I'll do."
Back in... uh... Wherever... "Those are clones of the evil, horrible, awful, terrible... BARBIE!!!" The author screamed in fear. The other good guy peoples had looks of absolute terror on their faces. Well, everyone except Tenchi, because Tenchi noticed that Thrawn was staring at him with his big, red glowing, evil-looking eyes. Tenchi screamed like a little girl and ran away. Thrawn was then heard telling Ken, Milliardo, and the clones "Don't hurt that one. The one who just screamed like a little girl and ran and hid behind that guy with the big hat and the cape." Milliardo looked at Thrawn in confusion. "Why can't we hurt him? Isn't he the enemy?" Thrawn slapped Milliardo. "Never question me. Just do as I say." Milliardo reluctantly replied with a "Yes, sir." Then the group of villains turned and faced the 'good guys.' The 'good guys' turned their attention towards the villains. The battle was about to begin. Each side had something that would have caused them to win if the other hadn't had something like that as well. So in a way, they were evenly matched. The 'good guys' had the author. The villains had the cloning cylinders... And that other little bit of technology. All that was left was to fight and see who won.
What will happen next? Will our heroes (and that incredibly cute, reeeeeally smart, absolutely perfect in every way author) survive? Will the villains be destroyed, and peace restored to all parts of all the many different universes? What will happen to the world that they have found themselves on? Will it simply disappear? And if so, will every universe that it was made up of disappear as well, forcing the survivors to take refuge on some distant universe they've never even heard of before? Tune in next time for..... When Cartoons Collide! (A.K.A. The fanfic that the really cute, really smart, absolutely perfect in every way author wrote.)
Didja like it? I hope so. It took me forever to get together a nice little story line and all that. I had to think for a very long time about just what to have happen. Luckily, I think I have the next chapter all planned out so I wont take so long. Anyways, if you liked it, write a review. If not, write one anyways. If you read it at all, write one, cause if you don't, I'll find out about it. And then I'll be forced to kick your ass from here to whatever planet the carefully chosen characters of my fanfic have ended up on. Bye!
Okay, change in plans. I don't think I'm going to be able to get on the internet to put up this chapter for a while, so I'm just going to keep writing more in this particular chapter until I can get online to put it up, so keep reading!
"We're all gonna diiiiiiie!!!" Genki screamed as he ran around in circles. TK just stood there and stared at Genki with little pink cartoons hearts around his head. The author approached Genki and said "Ya know what? I just saw the movie 'Spaceballs.' The movie was pretty good. But they stole my idea in one of the scenes." Genki turned towards the author and stared at him with his dark, piercing eyes.
20 minutes later... Genki stopped staring at the author. "Geeeeeeenkiiiiiiiiii!!!" T.K. screamed as yet another sario rip appeared in the air above them. This time, something very different happened. The air around them began to rise in temperature until it burned the skin of all those present. But then the air stopped being hot and started to be not-so-very-hot. Then someone... Well, more than one person fell out, but I'm not sure if someones is a word... Fell out. Who fell out? It was.....................................................................................................
A few billion dots later..... (Drum roll) It was... Um... Damn it, I've gotta think of someone... Somebody had to have fallen out of the damn sario rip... Uh... Okay, I've got it. Oh, yeah, by the way... Unless I'm mistaken (Which I never am) Somebody asked me if the ronin warriors would be in this fanfic. The answer is yes. I haven't had them in my fanfiction yet because until just recently I had no idea who they were. I expect to have them in my 6th chapter. I can't have them in this one because I don't know how to spell their names. But soon I will have them in this fanfiction. If I'm able to continue it... I've been unable to get online for several weeks now. Uh... Okay, that was a lie. Let's see... I haven't been able to get online for... Well, since sometime around October 31st. Give or take a few days. Okay, now I'm done with reality for a while. Soooooooooo..... Back to the story. *Ahem* Okay. It was... (Why the hell not... TMNT) It was 4 turtles. Four very large turtles. They must have been... *Ahem...* MUTANTS. (Ya get the hint?) They had swords and sais and other weapons, so they must have been NINJAS as well. And they appeared to be TEENAGERS. Gee... Who could they be? "Oh, look! I almost forgot... This is where I put the teenage mutant ninja turtles in the story." The (Incredibly handsome, really really smart, very talented, etc.) author said. "Oh shit... That means that this is the part of the story where everyone gets split up again. Let's see... The turtles are gfonna go to hell... Literally. They're gonna die and go to hell. And the other characters are going to live." And then, at that exact and precise moment, The turtles burst into flames and disappeared. (DAMN IT ALL TO THE BLOODY BOWELS OF HELL!!! Something odd has happened. My story is not the same as it used to be. It was changed somehow in the beginning. Some parts of this story might not make sense because somehow they got really fucked up, so if it doesn't make sense... Well, if it makes less sense than it usually does... You know why. Now back to the story yet again...) The gundam pilots and the (really really really cute exceptionally, superfluously intelligent) author disappeared and found themselves in... Uh... Well, we found ourselves somewhere. Genki and TK were transported to another far off land. All the remaining characters from digimon (Except for Ken) were also placed in a different place. Tenchi, Darian, Ash and Gary were also moved to another strange, uncharted world. Jake, Marco, Tobias, Ax, and Cassie were all transported to another distant planet, and Brock, James, Ken, Thrawn, and Milliardo were taken to a far away place. Oh yeah, the powderpuff butts went with Milliardo, Thrawn, Ken, Brock, and James. I seem to have completely forgotten about those monkeys until now...
Hey, guess what? This is where the two words we all hate to see appear. This is the end of the fifth chapter. But don't worry, hopefully I'll have the next chapter up very, very soon. I hope you liked this chapter, and if you did (And if you have any friends) couldja tell your friends to read my damned fanfiction? I'm not getting any new reviews, and as a result I'm actually thinking of stopping the production of this particular fanfiction. However, if I get more reviews, I'll gladly continue it (And my self-esteem will go waaaaaay up). Thanks for reading this chapter, and byebye for now.
A few hours later, in Cassies barn... "Well, we did a good job. We found another entrance to the yeerk pool, went inside, did a good amount of damage, and got out alive and uninfested." Jake said wearily. "Yeah, now the yeerks are even more determined to find and kill us. And as a bonus, there will be more controllers guarding the yeerk pool next time we try that. And Xena, warrior princess, hit me." "Well, gee, Marco, maybe next time you shouldn't jump between me and a Hork-Bajir." Then another Sario Rip opened up and the animorphs were sucked into it and sent to the exact location of the other heros, who, if you recall, were just about to walk around the trees and confront the villains on the new planet...
Hey, guess what? This beginning actually has something to do with the rest of the story! Yay! Anyways, I wanted to warn you before I continue... There will be many gruesome deaths in the next, say, paragraph or so. Basically I'm gonna kill off a bunch of characters. It's kinda hard to include all these characters in every bit of the story. So, I'll kill some of the unnecessary villains and some of the unnecessary 'good guys' and then I'll continue with the story as usual.
"Wait! There might be a trap on the other side of the trees!" Tenchi said. "Ryogo, I think you and Ayeka should go see if there's a trap over there." He said, pointing at a place he knew a trap had been placed. "And Darian and I will go over there by those trees. If we aren't back in.... An hour, come looking for us. But if we haven't been missing for at least an hour, don't look for us or I'll kill you. Okay?" The other 'good guys' agreed. Just then, a Sario Rip appeared in the air. Four kids, a hawk, and an alien fell out and landed right on top of Sailor Moon, Ryo-Ohgi, Mimi, Sora, that other digidestined girl that I cant remember the name of, Blossom, and Buttercup. (Bubbles is still alive, though.) Ryogo and Ayeka walked over to the trap Tenchi had pointed to, and they fell into a pit full of sharp spikes and demon bunnys. Ryogo fell and was impaled by a spike. It went right through her heart, causing an explosion of blood, which flew in every direction. Her body spasmed once, twice, and stopped moving. Ayeka was less fortunate. She fell into the pit and was scraped by two spikes, but she wasn't killed by them. The blood gushing from her wounds attracted the demon bunnys, who began to feast on her flesh. Her cries for help and screams of pain echoed forth from the pit as the bunnys ripped through her skin with their razor sharp teeth. Soon, all that was left of Ayeka and Ryogo was two skeletons dripping with blood and occasional tiny bits of flesh dangling from a bone or two.
Over on the other side of the trees... "Did you hear a scream?" 'He' asked. "No, I don't believe I did." Thrawn answered. Then another Sario Rip opened up, and Genki, Golem, Suezo, Hare, Mochi, and Tiger fell out and landed on 'Him,' Princess, Sedusa, the green guys, Fuzzy Lumpkins, the ameoba boys, Jessie, and Meowth. The guys from Monster Rancher ran like hell around the trees and found the 'good guys,' who explained the current situation to them.
Now I don't have to remember all the people... I can work with whos left. Speaking of which, who IS left? Let's see... The gundam pilots, Tenchi, Darian, Tai, Matt, Joe, Izzy, TK, Ash, Gary, Brock, James, Genki, Jake, Marco, Rachel, Cassie, Tobias, Ax, the little monster thingies from monster rancher, Bubbles, Dr. Evil, Thrawn, Pellaeon, Mojo Jojo, and Ken... Damn, that's a lot. But, it's better than what I had to work with before... Now, on with the story!
Hahahahaha.... I haven't been working on this story for several days now. And now, once again, I have been inspired. In other words, look out, people, there's more insanity coming up. And we don't serve it with that green stuff on the edge of the plate...
"So, what you're saying is that there are a bunch of old traps around here? And you have a map of where they are, so we can use them to our advantadge? What if they don't work?" Milliardo asked. "Well, we just wont rely on them completely." Dr. Evil said, putting his pinky up against his mouth. "And then we will demand that they give us... One hundred billion.... Wait a minute, why are we fighting them, exactly? I mean, they can't get us a hundred billion dollars. So what exactly are we doing? After we kill them, there wont really be any point in being "bad guys" anymore, and we dont want anything from them." Milliardo approached Dr. Evil. "Well, I have a reason for fighting them... Not just to win, and not for money..." Dr. Evil looked at Milliardo. "Riiiiiiight... And if you dont want money and you dont want to kill them just what do you want?" "That's not really any of your business. Colonel Schwatzernakky Heffelknuckerchsun! Ready my mobile suit..." Colonel Schwatzernakky looked around. "Um, sir, your mobile suit doesnt appear to be here." Damn... It must not have been sucked into that black light that brought us here. "Oh, well. If my mobile suit wasn't brought here, I doubt that the gundams were. Which means that all we have is men... No machines. No mobile suits, no lasers, no guns, no nothing. We'll have to rely on our instincts and raw fighting skills." Dr. Evil did that thing he does with his pinky again and said "And, of course, we'll have Mini Me." Milliardo threw a rock at Dr. Evil. "And he's a human being. As I said, we have nothing but ourselves. No machines or lasers or guns. I didn't say no clones." Grand Admiral Thrawn walked over to Milliardo and put a hand on his shoulder. "Perhaps we do have guns and lasers and even mobile suits. If this world is as I suspect it is, it is made up of parts of many real worlds. Therefore, Mount Tantiss may be nearby. If it is here, and it is nearby, we will beat them easily since we'll have guns and mobile suits and they wont. We will finally be able to beat them!"
Where have Tenchi and Darian gone? Gee... Like it's hard to figure that one out... Anyways, Bubbles ignored Tenchis warning and tried to find them... "Where could they have gone? I know they went into the forest heading this way." Bubbles walked through the forest slowly, trying to find the path they had traveled. "Hey, look! A broken twig! There's a few of them over here! They must have gone this way..." Bubbles followed their trail. She traveled uneventfully through the forest for about 20 minutes, and then heard something in the bushes. "Tenchi? Darian? Is that you guys?" She walked over to the spot the sound seemed to be coming from, and listened carefully. "I guess nobodys there." She continued on her way, following the trail of Tenchi and Darian. Or was it really their path? Maybe it was the path of a sinister, evil, bloodthirsty creature... But, luckily for Bubbles, it isn't. It's Tenchi and Darians trail. She continued walking, quietly pursued by the sinister, evil bloodthirsty creature whos trail she was not following...
Back at the 'good guys' little camp... "TK! What are you doing??" Cassie yelled. (The animorphs are here too, remember?) Matt laughed. "What does it look like he's doing, Cassie?" "It looks like he's kissing Genki. Either that or he thought Genki couldn't breathe and decided to give him mouth to mouth." TK pulled his mouth away from Genkis, blushing slightly. Luckily for him, pretty much all the guys in this fanfic are gay, including Genki. Genki had a look of surprise on his face. He just stood there for a moment, not moving, and then he fainted. Rachel looked at Genki, and then at TK. "What happened? What'd TK do to Genki? What did I miss? Is TK an enemy spy? Did he kill Genki?" Rachel began to morph into a grizzly bear. "No, Rachel, it's okay. I think. TK didn't hurt Genki, he just... kissed him." Rachel demorphed and looked at Cassie confusedly. "What? He kissed him? Why'd he do that?" Cassie shrugged her shoulders. "Maybe he went crazy or something." Matt fell to the ground laughing. "What's so funny?" Cassie said, looking at Matt as if he were insane. "I think..." He kept laughing. "Well, I'm not so sure TK's straight anymore. It appears as if we're all gay now." Cassie looked extremely confused. "What's so funny about that?" Matt kept laughing. "Nothing's funny about it, I'm just laughing because of Tai." Cassie looked behind her, and Tai stopped just before she saw what he was doing. "What were you doing, Tai?" Rachel asked. "N-nothing..." He said, stuttering nervously. "I think you were doing something."
Back in the forest where Bubbles was following Tenchi and Darians trail... Bubbles quickened her pace. She was sure something was after her. Some large, horrible beast was out there, following her, waiting to pounce on her... She broke into a run. She heard the thing behind her begin to run. Whatever it was, it walked on two legs. It wasn't human though. She was sure of that... She ran and ran until she reached a clearing. She heard the creature behind her. It was running fast now. She could hear something pounding. It wasn't her heart, however. It must be that things heart... Bubbles tripped and fell on the cold, tightly packed dirt. The thing behind her didn't stop. It kept coming... And coming... And then, it jumped out of the bushes and attacked her...
I bet you can't guess what's chasing Bubbles. Then again, if you can't, you're pretty stupid. I just told you what's chasing her, I told you in the paragraph right above this. If you can't figure it out, or even if you did, read on...
Back on the 'good guys' side of the trees... Genki became concious and stood up. "Wow... That guy kisses pretty good..." Rachel scratched her head and wondered just what was going on. Maybe it's all a joke or something. I mean, this is insane. There's a bunch of villains on the other side of those trees, two guys just wandered off into the forest holding hands, and over here theres a bunch of guys kissing each other... (Hmmm... Let's see here. We've got three guys here that haven't shown any signs of being gay. Let's see if Marco, Jake and Tobias are like all the other guys in this fanfic, or if they're the only ones who aren't gay...) Jake nervously watched everything that happened. Wow... That kid just kissed that other kid. And those two guys went into the woods. Holding hands. What's going on? Jake walked over to Tai casually and put a hand on his shoulder. Then Jake began to 'acquire' Tai's DNA. He took his hand off of Tai's shoulder and walked into the woods, just a few feet from camp, and morphed into Tai. Then he walked over to the edge of the camp, where nobody could see him, but he could see them. He waited until noone was watching and grabbed Matt. He pulled Matt into the forest with him. "Tai! I thought you were out there in the clearing though..." Jake looked at Matt. Hopefully this will work. If I'm correct about these two, I'm correct about the others too. Well, I guess I'll find out what's going on now... "Matt, how do you feel about me?" Matt looked at Jake with a surprised look on his face. "What do you mean, Tai? You know how I feel about you. I love you." Jake then demorphed. Matt looked startled and confused. "What did you do? Did you digivolve?" Jake laughed. "I morphed into Tai to find out what's going on around here. The real Tai is still in the clearing." They both walked back into the clearing, and heard a scream coming from far away. It was Bubbles...
On the villains side of the trees... "Okay, you know what, they're over there on the other side of the trees, so if we just launch a bomb over there they'll all die and we win. Game over. That's it." "But Dr. Evil, we don't have any bombs. We need to get to Mount Tantiss to get bombs." Dr. Evil looked at Thrawn. "Where can we find this Mount Tantiss place?" Thrawn pointed to the left of the trees seperating them from the 'good guys.' "If my theory is correct, we'll have to go that way, through that planet where the things called pokemon live, and then we'll be at Mount Tantiss." Dr. Evil thought for a moment. "All right, people, let's go. We're going to Mount Tantiss to get bombs and guns and stuff." The villains followed Thrawn towards where he had pointed...
Back in the clearing Bubbles had stumbled into... The creature jumped out from behind the bush. Bubbles screamed and closed her eyes. She heard nothing but silence... Then she opened her eyes and looked up. There it was. Not moving, just sitting there, very still and quiet... Then it began to bang on its drum. It was a large pink rabbit with dark sunglasses on. On it's drum was written one word. One single word that, when spoken, would send fear to the hearts of even the bravest of all people. The word was... "Energizer..." The rabbit banged on it's drum soft at first, then harder... The sound waves emanating from the drum caused Bubbles' ear drums to shatter, and blood began to seep out of her ears. "No! Stop! Please don't hurt me!" She screamed, but the immense rabbit payed no attention to her. It just kept going, and going, and going...
Back on the 'good guys' side of the trees... "Bubbles is in trouble! We've got to help her!" Rachel said. "Wait a minute, let me get my camera." (You know what happens next, dont you?) A Sario Rip appeared over the small clearing, and Diane Sawyer fell out. "All right, let's go Rachel. You, me, Tai and Jake will go in there and rescue Bubbles." They then continued the seemingly never-ending search for Bubbles...
7 feet away on the 'good guys' side of the trees... "I wonder what's taking them so long. I'm starting to get worried about Tai." Matt said.
Meanwhile Rachel was running through the woods with her camera... "I'm sure that I'm doomed now. There's nothing I can do to stop this. Soon we'll all be killed, one by one, until the Wlair Bitch is satisfied." (By the way, the W is silent, so it should be pronounced Lair Bitch) Rachel sat down and began to cry. Then, in the darkness, she heard a voice. "I'm Diane Sawyer." Rachel stood up and said "I'm Rachel." Then she heard another voice. "I'm Tai." Then another voice "I'm Jake." Then another voice. "What the hell are we doing? Let's look for Bubbles, you stupid asses!" So, Rachel walked over to Diane, Jake, and Tai, and they began to search for Bubbles once again. They eventually stumbled upon the clearing. Or at least most of them did. Diane was far behind them. "Tai, wait up for me you pompous bastard, or I will rip your fucking head off." She said in a monotonous voice. "Help me, I fell over. Ah, a strange creature is behind that bush. Oh no, it is going to eat me. Oh, help. Ow. Eek. Tai, you stupid bastard, help me." Tai looked in her general direction and then continued into the clearing. "Oh, no!" Jake said. "Bubbles is being attacked by the energizer bunny!" Jake morphed into a Duracell battery and walked towards the energizer bunny. The rabbit looked at him and stopped banging its drum. It then turned around and ran off into the forest. But they were too late... Bubbles was dead!
Tai turned around and ran back to camp to tell the others what had happened to Bubbles. Meanwhile, the villains continued walking towards Mount Tantiss... "Look over there! It appears to be a bowl filled with snips, snails, and puppy dog tails, and right above it is a glass thingy filled with chemical X." Grand Admiral Thrawn said. Mojo Jojo ran towards him. "Where is it? Let me see! I want to see!" And Mojo ran into Grand Admiral Thrawn. The Grand Admiral fell forward and crashed into the glass thingy, allowing chemical X to leak into the bowl below. Then a large monkey fell out of one of the trees and landed in the bowl. The ingredients combined and thus, the powderpuff butts were born! The three little monkey girls with super powers were quite evil. There was Flutterpup, a flying monkey that looked somewhat like a dog, Stubbles, a monkey with several beards, and Bossom, a monkey that uses its very large breasts to crush its enemies. The monkeys joined the group of villains and they continued walking, drawing ever closer to Mt. Tantiss...
Rachel and Jake continued into the forest, looking for Tenchi and Darian... "Jake, look over there... It looks like a piece of paper. Something's written on it." Jake followed Rachel's gaze and saw the paper. He walked over to the tree branch that had pierced the paper and pulled it off. "Hmmm...." Jake read the paper. "It's a flier. Apparently it's for a bio-excorcist. I wonder what that is... Down here towards the bottom it says to say 'Betelgeuse' three times. I wonder how that's pronounced." Rachel looked at the paper. "It could be pronounced 'Beetlejuice.' Beetlejuice...." Jake, who had been thinking, looked at Rachel. "Did you say something?" He asked. "Beetlejuice." Rachel said. "I said Beetlejuice." Then something caught Rachel's eye. "Look over there. It's a grave. The tombstone says 'Here lies Betelgeuse.' Wait a minute... Beetlejuice! Tit's for a bio-excorcist. I wonder what that is... Down here towards the bottom it says to say 'Betelgeuse' three times. I wonder how that's pronounced." Rachel looked at the paper. "It could be pronounced 'Beetlejuice.' Beetlejuice...." Jake, who had been thinking, looked at Rachel. "Did you say something?" He asked. "No, I didn't. Now shut up, grab a shovel, and dig up that grave over there. You know, the strange looking one that we didn't notice before because it wasn't there and just magically appeared right in front of us." Jake stared at her as if she were insane and began to dig...
Back at the 'good guys' little camp... "GET IT AWAY FROM ME! IT'S GONNA EAT ME!" Matt screamed as he ran from the creature that was hiding behind a bush at the edge of the forest. Ash walked over to the bush and peered into it, trying to see what had scared Matt. A small, fuzzy creature came out of the bush and said "It would be lovely if...." Ash stared at the creature in horror. The thing continued. "I could have...." Ash was frozen with fear at the mere sight of the thing. It began the last of it's sentence. "A...." Ash regained his composition and tried to control his fear. "CUP OF TEA!!!" The ewok yelled. Ash screamed and ran after Matt. The ewok approached the others and tossed a small purple dog at them. "Wher's Murial?" Courage asked. "Courage. I...." The dog stared in horror. "Am going to..." Courage, the cowardly dog, trembled with fear. "EAT A CLOWN!!! And then maybe I'll eat you." The ewok screamed at Courage. Courage screamed and ran after Ash. The others, not wanting to be terrorized by the horrible little beast, ran after Courage, followed closely by an old woman wearing glasses. "Oh, Courage! Wait for me! I don't want to be terrorized by the horrible beast!" She called after the dog. Tai got everyone to stop running once they reached a clearing far from the spot where the ewok had terrorized them, being the horrible beast that it was. "Oh, hello. My name is Murial. My dog Courage and I were being chased by that horrible creature. Can we travel with you? Safety in numbers, you know." Then a small, green creature with long pointy ears walked into the clearing. "Stumbled upon my home, you have. What is it that you seek?" He asked. Gary stepped forward. "You must be the great Jedi master, Yoda!" The small creature laughed. "No, Yoda I am not. I am the great mascot for the beverage Cocaine Cola, Soda. Yes, Yoda I am not, Soda I am. Now. What do you seek? Do not seek the lord Fader, for he shall turn you into a large pig-shaped lollipop if you confront him. Either that or he'll cut off your hand and say 'I am your father.' You know, it depends on what kind of mood he's in."
Rachel and Jake finished digging up the grave, and then the coffin beneath it began to shake... Rachel and Jake climbed out of the grave and began to run. The coffin lid flew off and a man flew out of it and landed in front of them. "Hey, you don't look like Beetlejuice." Jake said. "That's 'cause I'm not." Jake stared at him. "Who are you then? Are you a ghost?" "I'm the ghost from the coast, babe." "What's your name?" Rachel asked. "I can't tell you. Let's skip a bit of pointlessness and get the point. Turn around!" Rachel and Jake turned around and saw something very small. "I can't see that, it's too small." Rachel said. "Me neither." "Well, if it's too small, then it must be........ Well? Come on, think. Small, tiny, microscopic..." "Little!" Jake said. "Now give it a bit of an accent." "Leetle?" Rachel suggested. "That's it! Now, second word." And then a moose appeared in front of them. "Leetlemoose?" Jake questioned. "Yes! That's once!" "Leetlemoose!" Jake said again. "Say it again!" "Leetlemoose!" And then.... "Time to turn on the moose and see what shakes loose." Leetlemoose said, and promptly disappeared.
The villains finally arrived at Mt. Tantiss, opened up the front door, and walked inside... "Hello and greetings, Grand Admiral Thrawn, sir." a large, scary looking creature called Martha Stewart called out of the dark darkness of the base.The villains got really scared and freaked out and ran deep into the base, which had become one giant kitchen! They ran deeper into the mountain-turned-kitchen, and discovered that the evil Martha had turned it into a maze. "You cannot escape from my maze of absolute terror and horror and many other evil things!" Martha cackled. Thrawn spotted a sign that said "Welcome to Martha Stewarts Maze of Absolute Terror and Horror and Many Other Evil Things." "Oh, no!" Thrawn said in a tone of terror. "We are in... Martha Stewarts Maze of Absolute Terror and Horror and Many Other Evil Things!" Mojo Jojos face contorted into a look of horror. "No, not the Maze of Absolute Terror and Horror and Many Other Evil Things!" "Yes, Mojo, I'm afraid it is indeed.... The Maze of Absolute Terror and Horror and Many Other Evil Things!" The group of evil villains screamed in terrified unison. "The Maze of Absolute Terror and Horror and Many Other Evil Things!" Martha Stewart entered the room and said "Yes, The Maze of Absolute Terror and Horror and Many Other Evil Things... Including several species of really fuzzy blood-thirsty monkeys."
Back in the forest in which Jake and Rachel had found Leetlemoose... "Is it just me, or is the author of this so-called fanfiction absolutely insane? I mean, really, Leetlemoose? How stupid is that? And Martha Stewarts Maze of Absolute Terror and Horror and Many Other Evil Things? That's just plain weird. And have you read further ahead in the script? Next we have to... Oh... You're back to us already, huh? Uh... Well, I guess it's time to continue the story, eh?" Jake and Rachel continued into the forest, searching for Darian and Tenchi. They went further into the forest... Further... Further... And then a large creature resembling a wookie fell out of a tree and landed directly in front of them. The creature growled something at them, and Jake, who spoke fluent Wookiese, translated it. "He said his name is Blueparka (Chewbacca, blueparka, its a joke, so laugh.) "And he says he saw Darian and Tenchi. Let's follow him." So Blueparka led Jake and Rachel into a dark, scary looking part of the forest. Then Blueparka ran like hell. Jake and Rachel walked into a clearing, and heard Tenchi moaning again. "They must be playing chess, and Tenchi must be losing." (Are they really playing chess? Or is something more sinister going on? Have Tenchi and Darian been captured by the kids from South Park? Ah, crap, I just gave away part of the story... Well, keep reading.)
Courage and Soda had just met up with the other 'good guys' and were planning an attack on Mt. Tantiss... "Well, I say we throw Soda at Mt. Tantiss." "What good would that do?" Asked Murial. "Hell if I know, but it'd be kinda cool." Ash replied. Then something horrible happened. What was it that happened? It's something really bad. Something absolutely terrible. Okay, go back to Mt. Tantiss while I think of something really bad to do to the 'good guys.'
Back at Mt. Tantiss... All of a sudden, Martha Stewart fell to the ground. "I am Sailor Baboon! I stand for bananas and swearing! Holy fucking shit! Why arent you dead, you damn bitch? You should be lying on the ground with x's for eyes, just like in the cartoons!" Sailor Baboon grabbed a knife in each hand and began spinning around in circles, slashing at Marthas flesh, spattering blood everywhere. "You cannot defeat me, Sailor Baboon! For I am the queen of the (ruta)Begaverse! (It's funny, so laugh.) Then Martha Stewart beat the crap out of Sailor Baboon and blew up, causing her Maze of Terror and Horror and Many Other Evil Things to disappear.
Back in the part of the forest in which the 'good guys' were currently inhabiting... "That horrible evil little creature attacked me!" Gary said, pointing at Mirial. "I did not. I simply... Tried to.... Eradicate you?" "Same thing, old lady type person!" And something that would only be expected in my second chapter happened. (Come on, think, use your brain.) Ash slipped a hand into Garys pants, Tai dragged Matt off into the woods, Izzy and Joe started kissing, Brock and James embraced each other, TK stood off to the side like the loner he is, and Genki worked up the nerve to ask TK out. Meanwhile, Mirial backed away slowly with a confused look on her face and tried to figure out just what the hell was going on. Courage, of course, saw all that was happening, freaked out, and hid behind Mirial. Mirial kept backing away, unaware that Courage was behind her, and tripped over him. Soda began hitting on Mirial. And then...... It all stopped. Everyone froze right where they were, with the exception of Ash, Gary, and... something. "What's going on here?" Ash asked, staring in disbelief at his frozen comrades. "It appears as if something has frozen time, with the exception of us." Then the creature that had caused all this stepped forward. (For those of you who have read some of the Animorphs books, think hard. In a few of those books, There was an all powerful being that froze time, with the exception of the Animorphs. Do you remember? He's called the Ellimist. That has absolutely nothing to do with the story, I just thought you might like to know that. "It appears as if something has frozen time, with the exception of us." Then a small cricket appeared and said "Hi, my name is Jimmeny Cricket." Ash stomped on the cricket and said "I hate Disney movies." Milliardo flew down and landed right in front of Ash in his mobile suit. "You can't talk that way about Disney movies!" He said, and then Ash got really pissed off, threw a pokeball at the ground, and watched as his radioactive gerbil appeared. "Attack, radioactive rat thingy!" He yelled, and the gerbil shrieked while vomiting its radioactive acid-like vomit on Milliardo's mobile suit. Then Milliardo grabbed a laser sword thingy and cut off the damned rats head. "Tax collector, I choose you!" The tax collector began throwing bills at Milliardo. "Argh, no, stop it! I told you to stop!" Milliardo recovered from the attack and shot the tax collector. Then Milliardo decided to show mercy. "Okay, I wont kill you, Ash... Uh.... Ketchup." Ash stared at him angrily and said "It's Ketchum." "Right. Okay, Ash Kazaam, you can go about your business." Milliardo flew back to Mt. Tantiss in his mobile suit.
Way out in the middle of the forest where Jake and Rachel were searching for Darian and Tenchi... Jake got a brief glimpse of a small fat kid tying up Tenchi and dragging him off into the forest. "Oh, no! I just saw Cartman capturing Tenchi! Who knows what him and the other South Park kids will do to Tenchi and Darian?" Then the clouds above them parted and a thundering, glorious voice bellowed down to them. "I know what they'll do to them. They will..." And then the author sent a remote controlled airplane to crash into gods head so he wouldnt reveal any more of the story than has already been revealed. "Ow! There seems to be an... Ow! An airplane flying aro... OW! Around my head, so I think I'll... OW!!! Go now." And the clouds flew back together. Jake looked up into the clouds and said "I think that one looks like an elephant!" Rachel slapped Jake. "Why don't you ever pay attention to anything that might be slightly important? God spoke to us, and all you noticed was a cloud shaped like an elephant!" Jake then got really pissed off. He searched the ground and saw a bit of sunlight reflecting off a piece of metal. He grabbed the metal thing, and saw that it was a knife. He lunged for Rachel, trying to slit her throat, and missed. But Rachel had jumped back to avoid the blade, and fallen into a pit of rabid wombats and sharp, rusty pieces of metal. Rachel fella nd was cut by many of the sharp pieces of metal, which caused her to bleed, which attracted the rabid wombats to her. The wombats then began to feast upon her flesh. Jake turned away and ran after the kids from South Park, hoping to rescue Tenchi and Darian. He wanted to rescue them more than he'd ever wanted to rescue anyone else before, for some odd reason. I wonder why I want to rescue them so much...
Just behind Mt. Tantiss, where the 'good guys' had unwittingly found their way to... "Hey, look, it's a big mountain thingy." Ash pointed out. Izzy followed Ash's pointing finger and saw the mountain. He was about to turn away when something about the mountain caught his attention. He took a closer look and then realization dawned. "That's Mt. Tantiss!!! There's the trail we followed when we got there, remember?" The other digidestined looked closely at it and found Izzys statement to be true. So the group began walking towards the base of the mountain, where the villains were busy cooking up a sinister plot... (Think about that last sentence for a minute and then read on.)
Inside the mountain base... "Preheat the oven to 1,275,112 and when the temperature is right, throw in the... Erm... Meat." Martha said, and set the temperature on her giant oven of doom. She waited until it was just the right temperature and then tossed in a few extra ingredients, like bat wings, newt eyes, Bill Gates, the script to the next chapter, and various other things. (I don't need a script. Come on, did you think I actually sit down and think about what goes into my stories? Hell no! I just sit down and start typing whatever comes into my mind.) However she had added one thing she hadn't intended on adding... The script to the 7th chapter! So the entire mixture blew up, destroying Martha and her oven of doom. The smoke cleared, and a humanoid stood ominously in the shadows of the cauldron. "Who are you?" Thrawn asked. "Well, I'm certainly not the Grinch, if that's what you're thinking."
Back at wherever Jake was chasing Cartman at.... I'm faster than them, I can catch up to them. They're very close... Then Jake heard someone trip and fall. Jake ran over to the origin of the sound and saw Kenny lying there on the ground, defenseless. Jake morphed into a tiger and ripped Kenny into many tiny little pieces. He demorphed just as the other kids from South Park came out of the dense cluster of woods just ahead. "Oh my god, he killed Kenny!" "That bastard!" And then Cartman ran... er... waddled towards Jake, attempting to ram him. Jake morphed into a powerpuff girl and killed Cartman. "He killed Cartman! And I forgot my line!" Then Jake demorphed and morphed into a wolf and killed the remaining kids. He then untied Tenchi and Darian. "Thanks for saving us from those savage kids, Jake." Tenchi said. Jake looked at Tenchi and immediately his heart began to pound, and he found it hard to speak. Jake attempted to say something, but only succeeded in mumbling something completely unintelligable and then proceeded to blush. He felt weak in the knees, as if his legs were made of rubber. He thought that he might collapse at any moment. What is this feeling? What's happening to me? Is Tenchi causing this emotion?
Jake, Tenchi and Darian joined the other 'good guys' and the group cautiously entered Mount Tantiss... "Hey, do you think those evil bad guy peoples are in here, cooking up some trouble?" TK asked Genki. Genki was staring at TK with a smile on his face. "Sure, whatever you say TK..." It was clear that Genki was paying too much attention to whatever he was thinking about TK at the moment to listen to what he was saying. TK ran forwards a bit to catch up with his brother and asked "Matt, do you think that Thrawn and the others are in here?" Matt, however, was staring at Joe the same way Genki had been staring at TK, and wasn't paying any attention to him either. TK didn't bother withasking Joe, since he was looking at Matt with the same damned look on his face. Why does everyone around here have to be gay? Nobody is paying attention to me cause they're all looking at each other funny and smiling. Then the author saw that for some reason, TK didn't seem to be gay. So, being the author, and having the power to do whatever the hell he wants to do in his story, the author altered TK's mind, making him straight as a U-turn arrow (AKA Gay). What's this? Suddenly I feel very attracted to Genki...
In the very center of Mount Tantiss........ "The Grinch?" Thrawn questioned. Ken explained to Thrawn and Milliardo who the Grinch was. "Oh... So this guys going to steal Christmas... Right... That makes sense." Milliardo said. Then the Grinch climbed out of the cauldron and began singing. Thrawn pulled out a small device and flipped a switch. A red light turned on, and he pressed one of the four buttons on the remote. An Imperial interrogation droid flew into the room and took hold of the Grinch. Thrawn pressed another button, and the droid carried the Grinch off somewhere into the mountain. Thrawn pressed another button, and the screams of the Grinch, who was being tortured, echoed throughtout the base. Thrawn pressed the fourth and last button, and a Sario Rip appeared above the villains. The rip began moving. It left the room and headed towards the front entrance of the base. "I wonder where that's going..." Thrawn said, and then turned his attention towards the other villains. "Damn... Now there's only three of us." Then a large viewscreen opened by Dr. Evil opened up on the wall. "Four of us, Grand Admiral Thrawn. There are four of us left. And a large amount of technology left here by the late emporer Palpatine."
I'm gonna try something a bit different now... Don't worry, it shouldn't have that bad of an effect on my fanfic.
The Sario Rip entered the room which the 'good guys' currently inhabited, and then stopped... (Get ready, boys and girls, ladies and gentleman, and all you other people out there who can only be classified as freaks, cause this is where I give the story that interesting little... something else, you know, that certain something that makes the story so memorable. I'm going to take this completely fictional littlefanfic and and in yet another character. Only this time, the character is someone real. Keep in mind, I'm only doing this for the good of the readers (or perhaps just so somebody will offer a few million dollars for this wonderful and wacky story... Uh... I'll keep dreaming, and keep writing, for now.) The Sario Rip opened up above their heads and another character fell out. "Damn it, what the fuck is going on here? One minute I'm sitting at my computer, typing up a nice little bit of insanity, and then..... Oh... This isn't good. Somehow I've been put in my own fanfic!!!" (Scary, huh?) Izzy approached the author of the fanfic and studied him curiously. "So... We are all just characters in a story. And you're the author?" He asked. The author stared at him and scratched his head in confusion. "It seems that way. And that's a pretty good thing for you. 'Cause if this is my story, I know what's going to happen next. So I can prevent the deaths of some of you people. But then things might not turn out the way I need them to... Oh well. I have to get out of this alive, so I'm going to help as much as I can." Heero snuck up behind the author and was ready to knock him out when... "Heero, don't even try it. In case you've missed something, I'm the author of this thing. Which means I'm co-existing in different dimensions, or something like that. I'm writing this, yet I'm also here. So I still know everything that's going to happen, even if it wasn't what I was originally intending on writing." And then the author thought hard. Then he got an idea..... (Wait a minute... That sounds suspicious... I've never got any ideas before, so how is it that I got an idea now? Ey must be the smartist persun in the hole werld!)
The villains entered one of the mountains storerooms and examined the contents... "Bingo! This is it! Exactly what we hoped to find!" Thrawn said triumphantly. Then a viewscreen appeared. "Grand Admiral Thrawn, I've just found out something quite disturbing. We exist in a story. Existance itself as we know it is only a mere story. And the author of this story has been placed into the story himself. He knows everything that will happen before it happens and can easily bring about our defeat. You are going to need to attack swiftly, from all sides, with as many people as possible. Which, I assume, will be no problem since you have the cloning cylinders." The viewscreen then vanished, and Thrawn, Ken, and Milliardo began devising a plan so devious it could even destroy the author.....
The author explained his idea to everyone, and then he tapped his heels together and said "There's no place like home"... And it had an odd effect. It opened up a portal between the real world and the fanfic. The author was so happy he grabbed a large hippopotamus and threw it off a cliff. Then he walked through the portal. "Well, he's gone now... Now we're back to not having a chance against those villainous bad guys." Duo said, cursing the author under his breath for leaving them like that. "Wait a minute... Why hasn't the portal closed yet?" And then the author stepped back through the portal, dragging someone behind him. "I wouldn't just leave you guys here when you're in such terrible danger. But I just couldn't have an odd number of people in our little group of good guy type peoples. Okay, that was a lame excuse. The truth is I just wanted my lawyer to be here. Besides, I have a feeling that he may just be ever so slightly useful as well." And then whatever the hell the author was talking about busted through the wall, followed by Thrawn, Ken, Milliardo (In his mobile suit), and a very large amount of clones... Clones cloned from the DNA of... of... (Okay, now go somewhere else while I think of someone really scary.)
In the mind of the author... (I didn't say you could go into my mind.) Er, In the mind of... Uh.... Thrawn... "Hmmm.... I wonder if we'll survive this. We should, since we have a very large army of clones, but then again, they have the author... Well, if we do surv.....ive..... Wow. Who's that? Um... Yes, that's what I'll do."
Back in... uh... Wherever... "Those are clones of the evil, horrible, awful, terrible... BARBIE!!!" The author screamed in fear. The other good guy peoples had looks of absolute terror on their faces. Well, everyone except Tenchi, because Tenchi noticed that Thrawn was staring at him with his big, red glowing, evil-looking eyes. Tenchi screamed like a little girl and ran away. Thrawn was then heard telling Ken, Milliardo, and the clones "Don't hurt that one. The one who just screamed like a little girl and ran and hid behind that guy with the big hat and the cape." Milliardo looked at Thrawn in confusion. "Why can't we hurt him? Isn't he the enemy?" Thrawn slapped Milliardo. "Never question me. Just do as I say." Milliardo reluctantly replied with a "Yes, sir." Then the group of villains turned and faced the 'good guys.' The 'good guys' turned their attention towards the villains. The battle was about to begin. Each side had something that would have caused them to win if the other hadn't had something like that as well. So in a way, they were evenly matched. The 'good guys' had the author. The villains had the cloning cylinders... And that other little bit of technology. All that was left was to fight and see who won.
What will happen next? Will our heroes (and that incredibly cute, reeeeeally smart, absolutely perfect in every way author) survive? Will the villains be destroyed, and peace restored to all parts of all the many different universes? What will happen to the world that they have found themselves on? Will it simply disappear? And if so, will every universe that it was made up of disappear as well, forcing the survivors to take refuge on some distant universe they've never even heard of before? Tune in next time for..... When Cartoons Collide! (A.K.A. The fanfic that the really cute, really smart, absolutely perfect in every way author wrote.)
Didja like it? I hope so. It took me forever to get together a nice little story line and all that. I had to think for a very long time about just what to have happen. Luckily, I think I have the next chapter all planned out so I wont take so long. Anyways, if you liked it, write a review. If not, write one anyways. If you read it at all, write one, cause if you don't, I'll find out about it. And then I'll be forced to kick your ass from here to whatever planet the carefully chosen characters of my fanfic have ended up on. Bye!
Okay, change in plans. I don't think I'm going to be able to get on the internet to put up this chapter for a while, so I'm just going to keep writing more in this particular chapter until I can get online to put it up, so keep reading!
"We're all gonna diiiiiiie!!!" Genki screamed as he ran around in circles. TK just stood there and stared at Genki with little pink cartoons hearts around his head. The author approached Genki and said "Ya know what? I just saw the movie 'Spaceballs.' The movie was pretty good. But they stole my idea in one of the scenes." Genki turned towards the author and stared at him with his dark, piercing eyes.
20 minutes later... Genki stopped staring at the author. "Geeeeeeenkiiiiiiiiii!!!" T.K. screamed as yet another sario rip appeared in the air above them. This time, something very different happened. The air around them began to rise in temperature until it burned the skin of all those present. But then the air stopped being hot and started to be not-so-very-hot. Then someone... Well, more than one person fell out, but I'm not sure if someones is a word... Fell out. Who fell out? It was.....................................................................................................
A few billion dots later..... (Drum roll) It was... Um... Damn it, I've gotta think of someone... Somebody had to have fallen out of the damn sario rip... Uh... Okay, I've got it. Oh, yeah, by the way... Unless I'm mistaken (Which I never am) Somebody asked me if the ronin warriors would be in this fanfic. The answer is yes. I haven't had them in my fanfiction yet because until just recently I had no idea who they were. I expect to have them in my 6th chapter. I can't have them in this one because I don't know how to spell their names. But soon I will have them in this fanfiction. If I'm able to continue it... I've been unable to get online for several weeks now. Uh... Okay, that was a lie. Let's see... I haven't been able to get online for... Well, since sometime around October 31st. Give or take a few days. Okay, now I'm done with reality for a while. Soooooooooo..... Back to the story. *Ahem* Okay. It was... (Why the hell not... TMNT) It was 4 turtles. Four very large turtles. They must have been... *Ahem...* MUTANTS. (Ya get the hint?) They had swords and sais and other weapons, so they must have been NINJAS as well. And they appeared to be TEENAGERS. Gee... Who could they be? "Oh, look! I almost forgot... This is where I put the teenage mutant ninja turtles in the story." The (Incredibly handsome, really really smart, very talented, etc.) author said. "Oh shit... That means that this is the part of the story where everyone gets split up again. Let's see... The turtles are gfonna go to hell... Literally. They're gonna die and go to hell. And the other characters are going to live." And then, at that exact and precise moment, The turtles burst into flames and disappeared. (DAMN IT ALL TO THE BLOODY BOWELS OF HELL!!! Something odd has happened. My story is not the same as it used to be. It was changed somehow in the beginning. Some parts of this story might not make sense because somehow they got really fucked up, so if it doesn't make sense... Well, if it makes less sense than it usually does... You know why. Now back to the story yet again...) The gundam pilots and the (really really really cute exceptionally, superfluously intelligent) author disappeared and found themselves in... Uh... Well, we found ourselves somewhere. Genki and TK were transported to another far off land. All the remaining characters from digimon (Except for Ken) were also placed in a different place. Tenchi, Darian, Ash and Gary were also moved to another strange, uncharted world. Jake, Marco, Tobias, Ax, and Cassie were all transported to another distant planet, and Brock, James, Ken, Thrawn, and Milliardo were taken to a far away place. Oh yeah, the powderpuff butts went with Milliardo, Thrawn, Ken, Brock, and James. I seem to have completely forgotten about those monkeys until now...
Hey, guess what? This is where the two words we all hate to see appear. This is the end of the fifth chapter. But don't worry, hopefully I'll have the next chapter up very, very soon. I hope you liked this chapter, and if you did (And if you have any friends) couldja tell your friends to read my damned fanfiction? I'm not getting any new reviews, and as a result I'm actually thinking of stopping the production of this particular fanfiction. However, if I get more reviews, I'll gladly continue it (And my self-esteem will go waaaaaay up). Thanks for reading this chapter, and byebye for now.