Cyprine: Hellooo, everybody!
Audience: *cheers*
Ptilol: *waves happily and sits down in her red swivel chair* So far, Mars has been run over by Eudial who collected bribe money from the No Mars Club. Today we have a battle between the idol-lovers...
Cyprine: *sits down in the blue chair* Those bubblehead blondes of love and evil!
Ptilol: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome from the Senshi side, SAaaaaaaaaaaailor Veeeeeeeenus!
Venus: *walks in with "Route Venus" playing in the background* Hi! Hi minna-san! I love you all! *blows kisses*
Senshi-Loving Audience: *cheers*
Cyprine: Aaaand now, from the Death Busters side, Miiiiiiiiimeeeeeete!
Mimete: *walks in with "Larger Than Life" playing in the background* Hi, baby! Wanna go on a date with me? *winks*
Busters-Loving Audience: *cheers*
Ptilol: Ladies and Gentlemen, Lllllllllllllet's get rrrrrready to rrrrrrrrruuuuuuumbllllle!
Bell: *silence*
Cyprine: Remind me to call the bell-fixing guys.
Ptilol: Yeah...
Cyprine: Mimete and Venus first circle around each other for a few seconds, and exchange insults.
Venus: Nyaah, nyaah! I'm a better singer than you! Nyaaaaah!
Mimete: Oh yeah? Well, I get more sex than you do! Nyaaaaaah!
Ptilol: For some reason, the thought of Mimete getting some scares me.
Cyprine: Both fighters are getting more and more pissed off...
Venus: Venus Love-ah-Me...
Mimete: Chaaahm...
Venus: Chain!
Mimete: Bustahh!
Ptilol: Venus's Love-Me Chain links around one of the purple Charm Buster stars. Venus starts throwing the star around like a lasso and it hits Mimete.
Mimete: *growls* I...will...KILL...YOUUUUUU!
Cyprine: Dear God! Mimete...she's...she's...
Ptilol: GROWING!
Cyprine: Ladies and Gentlemen...for some strange reason, Mimete is growing orange hair all over her body and is also growing taller every second!
Venus: Eew. Someone needs a makeover.
Mimete: *growls and starts beating her chest like a gorilla*
Ptilol: AAAAAAAH! It's Queen Kong!
Mimete: *beat beat beat* Mmm. Yummy Senshi. *picks up Venus*
Venus: O_O AAAAAAAH! Don't eat me! You don't know where I've been!
Mimete: Gronk? *steps out of the arena and heads towards the Tokyo Tower*
Cyprine: Quick! Get a microphone and camera!
Ptilol: *running* Ladies and gentlemen, I do believe Queen Kong means to climb up the Tower! We must stop her!
Cyprine: You DO remember she's got Venus in her hand, too..?
Ptilol: Oh.
Mimete: Grunt...grunt...*climbs up the Tokyo Tower*
Venus: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! *takes a deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Cyprine: *from at the bottom of the Tower* It looks like the end for Sailor Venus! But what's THIS?!
Mimete: Gronk?
Uranus: *piloting an airplane* Get the hell down from the Tokyo Tower! How will anyone be able to see quality Japanese animation?!
Mimete: *swats at Uranus*
Uranus: *starts firing at Mimete with the airplane guns* Diiiiiiie! Diiiiiiiie! Muahahhahaha!
Mimete: GRUNT! *picks up Uranus's airplane and stuffs it into her mouth* *seconds later, a large explosion is heard inside Mimete's stomach*
Uranus: O.O;; *climbs out from Mimete's mouth and slides down her hairy orange arm to Venus*
Venus: AHHHHHHHHHHH! Oh. It's you, Uranus.
Uranus: What? No kiss? Hmph. *pulls Mimete's thumb from her hand, releasing Venus...and Venus goes plummeting to her death*
Venus: *...gag*
Uranus: Whoops.
Cyprine: Uh...get the Friendly Neighborhood Undertakers on this!
Friendly Neighborhood Undertakers: *carry Venus away*
Ptilol: Now it's up to Sailor Uranus to defeat Mimete!
Uranus: World-O...
Mimete: Yummy! *eats Uranus*
Uranus: Eep.
Cyprine: *sobs* Will someone stop the insanity?!
Ptilol: I will! *calls her current favourite idol to start singing*
Idol: I love youuu, even when you're big and hairy...
*Mimete begins to eat the Tokyo Tower then suddenly spits out Uranus and starts to calm down*
Uranus: O.O; I'm still alive! *clings to dear life on the Tokyo Tower*
Cyprine: What the hell? Mimete's...shedding hair!
Ptilol: And shrinking!
Mimete: Grooooooonkkkkkkkkkkk......aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! Oh. Where am I?
Uranus: *sweatdrops*
Ptilol: Um...get some airplanes to pick them up! It looks like this fight is over!
Cyprine: Uranus is still alive, though.
Ptilol: Mimete wasn't supposed to fight Uranus.
Uranus: Neptune! *runs to hug her*
Neptune: Eew. You're all sticky and smelly. You get a shower, then we cuddle.
Uranus: *pouts* Will you take the shower with me?
Neptune: No.
Mimete: I wonder why I turned into Queen Kong?
Cyprine: Yeah...and why can't the rest of us?
Eudial: I'll field that one. I replaced your bottle of Nair with Miracle Hair Grow, and made you eat plant growth supplements and Prozac, so when you get pissed off you grow, and when you're happy, you shrink.
Mimete: I thought those were vitamins.
Eudial: Nope.
Mimete: GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! *grows big again, picks up a screaming Eudial, and eats her...then returns to normal*
Ptilol: That's two wins for Mimete. o.O; Goodnight, minna!