Cyprine: *sits in her blue swivel chair* Hiya, minna-san!
Ptilol: It's a pleasure to join you once again! ^_^
Audience: *cheers*
Cyprine: So far, Sailor Mars has been run over by Eudial, Mimete changes into Queen Kong when she gets pissed off, Venus fell to her death from the Tokyo Tower, Eudial got eaten by Mimete, Uranus got eaten but didn't taste very good so she got spit out.
Ptilol: Uranus is still alive, basically because she's Myrna-chan's favourite. Gotta love Myrna-chan and her biases. Anyway, we also had some technical difficulty with the bell, but we got it fixed so it should work now.
Cyprine: Tonight's fight is Tellu v.s. Sailor Jupiter. Myrna-chan's OTHER favourite. But she can't back out of killing her! *cackles*
Ptilol: Ladies and gentlemen, from the Senshi side, please welcome Ssssssailor Juuuuuupiter!
Jupiter: *walks in with "Kiss the Starlight" playing* Hiya, minna-san! *walks up to the commentators table*
Cyprine: What's up, Jupiter?
Jupiter: I baked you two a cake. *presents a half blue, half red cake*
Ptilol: Aren't you sweet? *grins*
Cyprine: And from the Busters side, please welcome Tellllllllluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Ptilol: *stares at Cyprine and sweatdrops*
Tellu: *walks in with nothing playing in the background* What gives?
Cyprine: The "White Rabbit" CD hopped away.
Ptilol: *makes a mental note to whap Cyprine when she makes such bad puns* Lllllllllllet's get ready to rrrrrrrrrumble!
Bell: Quack!
Cyprine: *bursts out laughing then orders the Bell Repairman killed*
Ptilol: This fight begins quickly as Jupiter attacks!
Jupiter: Sparkling Wide Pressure!
Tellu: *steps out of the way*
Jupiter: Grr...Sparkling Wide Pressure!
Tellu: *steps out of the way again*
Jupiter: Grr...*runs towards Tellu, picks her up, and throws her a few feet*
Tellu: *gets up*
Cyprine & Ptilol: *snore*
Tellu: Mandragora Bustah!
Cyprine: *wakes up* And the vines of Tellu's wrap around Jupiter, squeezing...squeezing...
Jupiter: *grunt* Suuuuuuprrrrreme Thundah! *breaks free of the vines*
Tellu: *cackles* That won't stop me...*pulls on a cloak*
Jupiter: Eh?
Cyprine & Ptilol: Eh?
Tellu: *puts on a Chichiri mask* I'm going to kill you, na no da!
Jupiter, Cyprine, & Ptilol: O_o
Tellu: *whips out a knife, and stabs Jupiter a few times*
Jupiter: *...gag*
Cyprine: Come on, that is SO unoriginal.
Tellu: I'm going to kill you too, no da! *runs towards the commentary stand*
Ptilol: O.O; Let's get outta here! *runs away pulling Cyprine with her*
*the scene switches to Prof. Tomoe's lab, where he picks up the phone*
Tomoe: Hello?
Tellu: I'm going to kill you, no da.
Tomoe: Chichiri! How's my old frat buddy?
Tellu: Fraternities doesn't exist in my world, no da..I'm going to kill you, no da.
Tomoe: *laughs* You can't possibly kill me.
Tellu: Oh yeah? *bursts into the lab, stabs Tomoe, and runs off cackling manically*
Cyprine & Pucherol: ...Kyoju! ;_;
*scene switches to Molly and Melvin doing really disgusting things*
Melvin: I say yes...
Molly: I say no...
Melvin: I say why?
Molly: I say, I don't know...
Tellu: Hey-la, hey-ey-low-ah! I'm going to kill you, no da!
Molly: I'm gonna keel ov-ah!
Melvin: I want a prune shake.
Tellu: *stab stab stab* This is for Naru and Umino, no da!
Molly: *...gag*
Melvin: *...gag*
Cyprine: The only person we didn't want her to kill so far was Tomoe.
Ptilol: Only because I'm carrying his baby.
Cyprine: What? So am I! ¬.¬
Tellu: *points at Cyprine* I know what you did last Summer, no da.
Cyprine: I stayed home and watched T.V.. o.o;;
Tellu: Oh. Then I know what YOU did, last Summer, no da. *points at Pucherol*
Ptilol: *breaks down and sobs* Okay, I bought all of Eaton's stock and put them out of business! Is that so bad?
Tellu: Americans aren't going to get that joke, no da...I'm going to kill you, no da. *pulls on a yellow slicker and attaches a hook to her hand*
Cyprine: We've reached a new low...making fun of horror movies...
Ptilol: We did it better than the Waylans Bros. did, didn't we?
Tellu: Not really, no da. *takes off the slicker and hook and turns herself into a little boy...still wearing the mask* I see dead people, no da.
Cyprine: Everyone can see us and we're supposedly dead, what's your point?
Tellu: I'm going to kill you, no da.
Ptilol: This is boring. Go kill someone, then.
Tellu: *runs away*
*Scene changes to a recording studio in which Britney Spears is screetching out "Oops, I Did It Again"*
Britney: I think I sang this before/I made you believe/That it's a new song...
Tellu: I'm going to kill you, no da. *takes out a knife and stabs Britney*
Cyprine: *puff, puff, pant* We join the scene...where Britney Spears' breast is...deflating.
Britney: Like, how could you, like, do this?! *starts to bite on Tellu's arm*
Tellu: Itai no da! *stabs Britney again and she lies down dead*
Ptilol: Body count...4.
Tellu: *turns her head all the way around* They're heeeeeeeeeeere, no da!
Cyprine: You know, there's a GREAT big list of people I'd like you to kill...*hands Tellu the list*
Tellu: Bill Gates, Drew Barrymore, Teenybopper Musicians....aw damn, no da. I don't want to kill everyone, no da.
Ptilol: So I can announce that this fight is over?
Tellu: Yes, no da.
Cyprine: Okay, this fight is over!
Ptilol: Goodnight, minna-san!
Tellu: Ha! *kills the twins*
Cyprine & Ptilol: *...gag* No fair.