Eudial: *walks into the arena*
Audience: *silence*
Viluy: *walks into the arena*
Audience: *riots and cheers*
Eudial: *pouts* What's she got that I haven't got?
Viluy: I haven't the slightest idea. *as she walks a strange BOING sound comes from her chest*
Eudial: Yep. Mm hm. Anyway...*sits down in the red chair and fiddles with some papers* Today's fight is Cyprine & Pucherol v.s. Sailor Moon. Since Sailor Moon is the most powerful she can certainly hold her own against both of them at once, it will be a 2-against-1 fight.
Senshi-loving half of the audience: Not fair! We protest!
Busters-loving half: *throws daimon eggs at the other side of the arena*
Viluy: People! People! Have some dignity! Aaaaaand now, from the Senshi side, Saaaaaailor Moooooon!
Sailor Moon: *walks on with "I Am Sailor Moon" playing in the background* Hey all! *giggles* I'm so happy to be here!
Viluy: Aaaaaaaand from the Death Busters side, Cypriiiiiiine and Ptiloooooool!
Cyprine & Ptilol: *walk on with a heavy metal version of "Ambition of the Death Busters" playing in the background* You are SO dead, Odango-Atama.
Sailor Moon: Um, last time I checked, you two both had odango.
Ptilol: I'll have you know that since we have braids OUR odango are superior! NYAAAAAH!
Sailor Moon: Oh yeah? NYAAAAA!
Viluy: Before the fight has started; Ptilol and Sailor Moon engage in a tongue war. They are pulled apart from each other by their coaches, Tomoe and Sailor Mars.
Eudial: Aaaaaaaaaaaaand now, ladies and gentlemen, LLLLLLEEEET'S GET READY TO RRRRRUMBLLLLLEEEE!
Bell: ding!
Viluy: I thought we got that bell fixed.
Eudial: So did I. Anyway, Cyprine has decided to go against Sailor Moon first. Cyprine whips out her staff and it begans to pulsate with energy. Sailor Moon whips out her Cutie Moon Rod and begins the long dizzy process of "Moon Spiral Heart Attack."
Cyprine: Ribbon Buster!
Viluy: Ooh! The blue ball of energy hits Sailor Moon, and she is stopped midway in her spinning, and her wand goes flying in the other direction. As Sailor Moon runs to catch it, Cyprine gets a few words in with Tomoe.
Eudial: It's hard to make out what he's saying, but I think he's saying "Resistance is futile."
Viluy: You watch too much Star Trek.
Eudial: Quiet or I'll assimilate you. Cyprine walks to the centre of the ring and begins to power up again.
Cyprine: Death Ribbon Revolution! No, wait, that's not it...Ribbon Buster!
Eudial: The blue energy ball hits Sailor Moon as she's bending down to get the wand...and...OH MY GOD! It ricochets off Sailor Moon's butt and shoots right back at Cyprine. She is knocked down.
Viluy: ...How is that physically possible?
Sailor Moon: All that spinning around with my wands has given me so much exercise that my bum is as hard as a rock and can withstand anything. Now...*spin spin spin spin* Mooooooooooooon Spiralllllllllll Heeeeaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrtttttt Attaaaaaaaaaaaak! *musical little hearts start fluttering towards Cyprine*
Cyprine: Noooooooo! *heart hits Cyprine* Lovul-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Eudial: Cyprine is still alive, but is badly injured. The Friendly Neighborhood Paramedics come to take Cyprine away. They take a stretcher with them. Tomoe is shaking his head.
Friendly Neighborhood Paramedics: *carry Cyprine away*
Senshi-Loving Audience: *cheers*
Sailor Moon: *gives autographs*
Ptilol: It ain't over yet, blondie!
Sailor Moon: Nani?
Eudial: The second half of this battle has begun!
Bell: DOOOOOOOOONGGGGGGGGADONNNNNNNGAAAAADONNNNNNGGGGGAAADONNNNNG!!
Viluy: ....Ow. Sailor Moon is completely off guard as she was too busy bragging about her 1/2 win.
Ptilol: Red Ribbon Buster!
Viluy: Red Ribbon Buster?
Ptilol: Yes. Red Ribbon Buster.
Eudial: The red blast of light knocks Sailor Moon down.
Ptilol: Hah! Some fighter for love and justice! *staff starts pulsating with light*
Sailor Moon: Please! Please...please...please save me and stuff? Um..yeah.
Eudial: It looks like this could be it!
Viluy: Ptilol raises her staff...aand....
Audience: *gasp*
Ptilol: RED RIBBON BUSTER!
Audience Member: *....gag*
Sailor Moon: HUH?
Eudial: HUH?
Viluy: HUH?
Eudial: It looks like Ptilol has not in fact, killed Sailor Moon...but...a piece of cotton candy? *squints*
Viluy: *sighs and takes out her binoculars* No! No! It's....Chibi Usa! Chibi Usa is dead! YEAHHH.....er...how terrible.
Entire audience except for some pink-clad members: *begin rioting and playing the 1812 Overture*
Eudial: NanananananNUTnanana! Everyone in the audience is treating Ptilol as a hero, which she is! She finally killed Chibi Usa!
Viluy: You do realize that all dignity left in commentaried fights has disappeared, don't you?
Eudial: *points to the bite mark on her arm* Guess which little brat did that to me? Now, c'mon! I gotta help Mars with the uh...cremation! ;)
Viluy: Er...yeah. Goodnight, minna-san!