Kaolinite v.s. Sailor Neptune
By Myrna-chan
*Cyprine and Ptilol skateboard into the arena on colour-coded boards*
Cyprine: Hiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Ptilol: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Cyprine: Today we have a great battle for ya! Our BUSTY boss, Kaolinite, and our not-as-busty opponent, Sailor Neptune!
Haruka: *blows raspberries*
Ptilol: O.o...I don't wanna know. This is the 6th fight, in the previous 5 fights, Eudial ran over Sailor Mars with her car, Mimete turns into Queen Kong and ate Venus, Tellu turned into a horror-movie psycho and killed everyone, the audience killed Sailor Mercury, and I killed Chibi Usa.
Cyprine: Anyway, from the Death Busters side, KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOLINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE!
Busters Side: *cheers*
Kaolinite: *walks in with the heavy metal Death Busters music in the background* Hello...you sorry excuses for an audience...*blows a kiss to Tomoe*
Cyprine: And from the Sailor Senshi side...SAAAAAILOOOOOOOR NEEEEEEPTUUUUUUNE!
Neptune: *walks in playing her violin, and balancing a lemon on it* Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
Haruka: Whoo hoo! Yeaaaaah! Go Michi! Go Michi!
Audience: *looks at Haruka strangely*
Ptilol: She's so elegant! ;_; *coughs* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND now, ladies and gentlemen, LLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEETT'S GET RRRRRRREAAAAADY TO RRRRRRRRUMBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLE!
Bell: Dong!
Cyprine: Huzzah! It worked! It worked!
Neptune: Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Submerg-ey!
Ptilol: And Kaolinite counterattacks with her hair. The result is...*splash* Kaolinite gets her hair wet.
Cyprine: But look! The red colour in it is washing out!
Neptune: Oh, come now, you dye your hair? That is so incredibly UN-elegant.
Kaolinite: *seething with rage* Oh yeah? *snaps her hair at Neptune, but since it's soggy, it flops*
Ptilol: It looks like Kaolinite can't use her only attack!
Neptune: *whips out her mirror* Sub-uh-marine...Reflection!
Kaolinite: *screams, more dye washes out of her hair*
Ptilol: Hey...her hair is turning into a familliar colour!
Cyprine: ...Too familliar.
Neptune: *raises an eyebrow*
Kaolinite: O.O *runs away*
Neptune: DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP SUBMERG-EY!
Cyprine: A tidal wave floods the arena, and hits Kaolinite!
Ptilol: The water flows out of the arena...with some more red dye floating in it. Unless that's blood. And a long wig? Whoever heard of dyeing a wig?
Cyprine: Kaolinite is getting up! Oh...my...GOD!
Neptune: O.o;
Audience: O.o;
Twins; O.o;
Mamoru: What?
Everyone: *screams*
Mamoru: *bursts out laughing* That's right! I'm really Kaolinite! And I'm really a woman! BWAHAHAHA!
Usagi: Waitaminute...if you're a woman...where'd Chibi Usa come from?
Mamoru: She's the Devil's daughter.
Usagi: Makes sense.
Neptune: Uh..weren't we fighting?
Mamoru: Yes. *throws a rose at Neptune, which hits her dead-on*
Neptune: *...gag*
Haruka: Michiru! I'll kill you, you Sonova Beach! *points at Mamoru*
Mamoru: Eh. *shrugs and leaves*
Cyprine: Well..I guess this fight is over..^^;;
Ptilol: I'll have to say that this is the weirdest fight yet.
Cyprine: Oh well. Let's go get some burgers.
Ptilol: Goodnight, minna!
By Myrna-chan
*Cyprine and Ptilol skateboard into the arena on colour-coded boards*
Cyprine: Hiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Ptilol: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Cyprine: Today we have a great battle for ya! Our BUSTY boss, Kaolinite, and our not-as-busty opponent, Sailor Neptune!
Haruka: *blows raspberries*
Ptilol: O.o...I don't wanna know. This is the 6th fight, in the previous 5 fights, Eudial ran over Sailor Mars with her car, Mimete turns into Queen Kong and ate Venus, Tellu turned into a horror-movie psycho and killed everyone, the audience killed Sailor Mercury, and I killed Chibi Usa.
Cyprine: Anyway, from the Death Busters side, KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOLINIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE!
Busters Side: *cheers*
Kaolinite: *walks in with the heavy metal Death Busters music in the background* Hello...you sorry excuses for an audience...*blows a kiss to Tomoe*
Cyprine: And from the Sailor Senshi side...SAAAAAILOOOOOOOR NEEEEEEPTUUUUUUNE!
Neptune: *walks in playing her violin, and balancing a lemon on it* Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
Haruka: Whoo hoo! Yeaaaaah! Go Michi! Go Michi!
Audience: *looks at Haruka strangely*
Ptilol: She's so elegant! ;_; *coughs* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND now, ladies and gentlemen, LLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEETT'S GET RRRRRRREAAAAADY TO RRRRRRRRUMBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLE!
Bell: Dong!
Cyprine: Huzzah! It worked! It worked!
Neptune: Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Submerg-ey!
Ptilol: And Kaolinite counterattacks with her hair. The result is...*splash* Kaolinite gets her hair wet.
Cyprine: But look! The red colour in it is washing out!
Neptune: Oh, come now, you dye your hair? That is so incredibly UN-elegant.
Kaolinite: *seething with rage* Oh yeah? *snaps her hair at Neptune, but since it's soggy, it flops*
Ptilol: It looks like Kaolinite can't use her only attack!
Neptune: *whips out her mirror* Sub-uh-marine...Reflection!
Kaolinite: *screams, more dye washes out of her hair*
Ptilol: Hey...her hair is turning into a familliar colour!
Cyprine: ...Too familliar.
Neptune: *raises an eyebrow*
Kaolinite: O.O *runs away*
Neptune: DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP SUBMERG-EY!
Cyprine: A tidal wave floods the arena, and hits Kaolinite!
Ptilol: The water flows out of the arena...with some more red dye floating in it. Unless that's blood. And a long wig? Whoever heard of dyeing a wig?
Cyprine: Kaolinite is getting up! Oh...my...GOD!
Neptune: O.o;
Audience: O.o;
Twins; O.o;
Mamoru: What?
Everyone: *screams*
Mamoru: *bursts out laughing* That's right! I'm really Kaolinite! And I'm really a woman! BWAHAHAHA!
Usagi: Waitaminute...if you're a woman...where'd Chibi Usa come from?
Mamoru: She's the Devil's daughter.
Usagi: Makes sense.
Neptune: Uh..weren't we fighting?
Mamoru: Yes. *throws a rose at Neptune, which hits her dead-on*
Neptune: *...gag*
Haruka: Michiru! I'll kill you, you Sonova Beach! *points at Mamoru*
Mamoru: Eh. *shrugs and leaves*
Cyprine: Well..I guess this fight is over..^^;;
Ptilol: I'll have to say that this is the weirdest fight yet.
Cyprine: Oh well. Let's go get some burgers.
Ptilol: Goodnight, minna!